Isikripthi se-classic sohlelo lokuqeqeshwa kwentsha yanamuhla sinezigaba ezintathu: inkulisa, isikole kanye neyunivesithi noma ekolishi. Ukudlula yonke "umgwaqo wezemfundo", intsha iyavuma ukuthi isikhathi esithakazelisayo kakhulu sigcwele imicimbi emangalisayo, amahlaya namahlaya awela kubafundi. Umcimbi ongenakulibaleka okwenzeka kubo ngokushesha ngemuva kokungena eyunivesithi kwakuwukuzinikezela kwabafundi. Yebo, abavumi ukukhumbula izikhathi eziyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu, hhayi ukuhamba ezindaweni zasemazambane hhayi ngisho nokufaka izivivinyo ezikhungweni ezihlonishwa kakhulu. Ngemva kokuqeda isikhungo sezemfundo esikhethiwe, lapho sewutholile umsebenzi owufunayo, bahlangana ekhaya nomunye wabafundela nabo ekilasini, bajabule futhi babuke i-albhamu ngezithombe zemidwebo, imincintiswano kanye nokuvivinywa kweholidi lokuqalisa.
Ungumfundi. Sizokhuluma ngokuzwakalayo: "Kungenxa yakho." Vumela inhlanhla yakho ngisho Smile ephusheni. Esikoleni esiphakeme manje usendaweni edolobheni. Gcina it up! Futhi yibambe njalo! Sifisela "okuhle kakhulu." Phinda izivivinyo zokuphila.
Iskripthi esihle sokuzinikezela kwabafundi eyunivesithi
Kukhona umbono wokuthi abafundi bokuqala baqala ukuzizwa njengabafundi bangempela kuphela emva kweseshini yokuqala. Akunandaba ukuthi umfundi wakhe unikeza ngempumelelo noma "uhluleka" - ukuhlolwa kokuqala kuhlale kunomzwelo. Kodwa-ke, kubantu abaningi abasha, ukuhlolwa kwangempela kwamandla kuyazinikezela kubafundi. Lo mkhuba, owavela eFrance ephakathi, eS Sorbonne, uqhutshwa minyaka yonke emayunivesithi amaningi eRussia. Ngokwesimo seholidi, abantu abasha benza uchungechunge lwezinkathazo ezinzima, ngezinye izikhathi ezingathandeki kubo, bafunge isifungo. Banikeza phansi ukuba bahlale bethembekile kubazalwane bomfundi, ukusekela, hhayi "ukuyeka" ama-comrades kubafundisi abanobuciko, ukusiza abafundi abahlukumezayo. Isikhathi sokuzinikezela kunazo zonke sokuzinikezela ukugcwaliseka kwabafundi bonyaka wokuqala wezabelo ezipholile ezinikezwe yi-undergraduates.
Ngemuva kokudlula zonke izilwandle namazwekazi, Vumela u-ethnographer kule ncwadi alethe, Siyini isizwe esinjalo - abafundi, abantu abathokozile nabakhethekile! Kunzima kakhulu ukuwaqonda nokuwafunda. Kulungile, isibonelo, uthi, Uma bonke abanye abantu bengenakukwazi, Umfundi - akhathaleli futhi awukhohlisi! Kungakanani umuntu angakwazi ukulala? Kulungile, usuku, kuhle, ezimbili ... futhi sekuphelile! Ukuphuka! Umfundi angathatha iseshini, Ungalali ngesonto, ungaphonsa i-chess. Yebo, futhi ungakhona othandweni. Futhi indoda ingalala kangakanani? Masilale ubusuku eceleni kwakhe, Khona-ke, ehamba ngaphansi kwamaphiko amajwabu amehlo, Sula uphinde uthi: - Angikwazi! Kodwa umfundi, uma engekho isethi-off, Beka embhedeni ngoMgqibelo, Futhi uzolala kuze ngoMgqibelo olandelayo, Futhi evuka, uyophinde ahlambalaze othile: - Hayi, yini isihogo! Akazange alale ukulala! Futhi bangaki abantu abangakwazi ukudla? Kulungile, usuku, kahle, ezimbili ... futhi umzimba unobuthakathaka ... Futhi manje akekho omele ukumelana naye noma ahlale phansi, Futhi ngeke akhumbule ukuthi zingakanani eziyisithupha, Kodwa umfundi ungenye indaba. Uma kwenzeka "ukwehluleka" ukuhlala, umfundi akalahlekelwa ikhanda lakhe. Uzokwazi ukuphefumulela umoya ngokuphefumula Kanye namanzi okupompi! Yini eyayidonsa indoda esedlule - iqiniso lezesayensi, kodwa hhayi inkolelo. Kodwa, umsila ushiye isikhathi eside emithini, Uhlala emhlabeni iminyaka emakhulu. Futhi, ngokugcoba isikhumba ngokuziqhenya emasaya akhe, Akaphindaphindi ebunzini lakhe noma yini. Kodwa umfundi, yena nomsila kwenzeka, Futhi ngisho kukhona imisila emibili nantathu! Usho ukuthini ubungane, ndoda? Kulokhu siphendula ngaphandle kobunzima: Kukhona abafundi nobungane obunjalo, Futhi kukhona omunye ngezinye izikhathi. Zonke izingane zihlukanisiwe kahle, Futhi umngane akasoze ahluleka umngane. Ngenkathi omunye ehlangana nomthandekayo wakhe, Omunye uya ukuthatha isikweletu sakhe ... Ukuphupha kwe-nebulae yezinkanyezi Futhi ebheka olwandle ngokusebenzisa ama-prisms, umfundi uhlale ethandana nomuntu othanda ukuthanda! Nakuba kungadlulela ekuthandweni kokuthandana. Yebo, uhlala nge-didiristo futhi kunzima, Cishe akadangali nanini. Futhi yimuphi omunye umuntu ongenakukwazi, Umfundi akanikeli ngephutha futhi engenangqondo! Futhi, ngokuphikisana ngezinkondlo, mayelana nobuhle, Ukuphila okuzayo kuyinto ekhethekile. Lapha usizi luhlupheka kuphela, njengabo bonke abanye, Futhi mhlawumbe lube lukhuni kancane ... Ngakho-ke makube, ngokudlula zonke amazwekazi, i-Sukhar ethnographer emsebenzini wakhe izoletha. Siyiphi isizwe esinjalo - abafundi, abaphilayo nabantu abamangalisayo! Asadov Eduard
Ukuzinikezela kubafundi baseyunivesithi-Izibonelo zezinto ezipholile
Ngokuvame kakhulu eyunivesithi kukhona amaholidi amaningana okuqala abafundi. Ngenkampani ngayinye, ubhala iskripthi sakho siqu. Isibonelo, "amakhemikhali" ahlela ukuba abasha bahlole ulwazi lwabo kuzo zonke izici zetafula lezinsuku. Benza ngendlela eyinqaba, basikisela ukuthi abafana besuka ku-1 st course iphunga, thinta ngisho ... zama izinto ezithombeni ezibhekene nazo! Izibalo zesayensi zithatha isinqumo sejubane lokulingana okude, izazi ze-philologists zincintisana ngolwazi lwezisholo ezingavamile zesiRussia nezaga. Isivivinyo ngasinye sihlanganisa imisebenzi ejabulisayo - ukuhamba ngezinyawo "ne-apula ka-Newton" ekhanda lakhe, masinyane uthi i-patter eyinkimbinkimbi, ukushada ngokushada nesichazamazwi sesiNgisi-isiRussia. Ngamafuphi, ukuzinikezela kuyinto engavamile njalo!
Isimo esithakazelisayo seholide siwukuzinikezela kubafundi e-Institute
Isikripthi sokuqalwa kwabafundi esikhungweni njalo sincike kuphrofayli yunivesithi. Iholide, eqala njengomkhosi osemthethweni ngokuhalalisela ku-rector no-dean, kancane kancane iphenduka uchungechunge lwezivivinyo, lapho abantu abasha abadlula khona ukuze bathole isihloko sokuziqhenya "somfundi". Kuyathakazelisa ukuthi njalo ngonyaka umkhosi ojabulisayo wenziwa ngezindlela ezahlukene. Kulesi simo, imfihlakalo enkulu kunazo zonke, ngezinye izikhathi futhi eyinkimbinkimbi iboniswa njalo odokotela. Bangakwazi ukuphoqelela kalula ama-freshmen ukuba aqhubekele esitheni somfundi ovelele kakhulu, ahlolisise izimpawu eziphikisana kakhulu, ahumushe kusuka kwisiLatini engaqondakali ngamazwi amaningi. Iholide liphela njalo ngesifungo se-Hippocratic esinikezwa abafundi bonyaka wokuqala.
Izibonelo zezimo zokuqala ezithakazelisayo zabafundi - Iholide yamaholide e-Institute
Eyunivesithi ngayinye, abakwa-undergraduates bayakujabulela ukuthatha incwadi ebhaliwe esikhungweni. Bakhumbula ngokugcwele zonke izilingo abazobhekana nazo ngonyaka wabo wokuqala. Isibonelo, izintatheli "zondla" iphephandaba elincane, kanye nezazi zezinto eziphilayo, zizama uketshezi oluhlukile kwezinye izinkomishi, ukunambitha ukuthi kuncike yini kwisitsha ngasinye. Abameli babuzwa ukuba "basebenze" iThemis - ukuhamba ngqo esiteji bese behla kuwo nge-bandage phambi kwakhe nezisindo esandleni sakhe. Ngokuvamile, unyaka ngamunye ukuzinikezwa kwabafundi bokuqala kuphenduka iholidi elijabulisayo leyunivesithi yonke.
Esikoleni esiphakeme iminyaka emihlanu kufundiswa ukuthi ngaphakathi kwemingcele yokuphila isikhathi eside - Isikhathi esifushane nje, kunzima kuphela. Yebo, ukutadisha umthwalo osindayo, Kodwa ungakwazi nje ukuqedela eyunivesithi ngesikhathi, uqinise izinyawo zakho. Kamuva, kodwa okwamanje, Ukuba umfundi, Ungalali izinhlangothi zakho, Zisebenzise isikhathi. Ukhululekile ezinkingeni Nokukhathazeka kokuphila kwansuku zonke, Uvulekile imibono yabo bonke, Jabulela, uhleke! Ukugembula iminyaka emihlanu Khumbula futhi uthathe umhlalaphansi.
Akuwona wonke umfundi olungele ukuba umfundi. Umfundi kumele abe eshaweni. Esifundeni, lapho ngiza, ngizoqonda, sekuphelile. Yebo, abafundi banempilo hhayi ushukela, kodwa hhayi usawoti, kodwa uju omuhle. Esikhathini senkathi, ukuthuthumela ngesaba, ulindele impilo ibe nenhlanhla.
Ukuzinikezela kubafundi basekolishi - imincintiswano nokuhlolwa
Ungayeki ngemuva kwabafundi bezikhungo eziphakeme zezemfundo kanye namakholeji ase-undergraduate. Ukulungiselela iholidi lokuzinikezela kwabafundi, bayakujabulela ukwenza izivivinyo eziyinkimbinkimbi kanye nemincintiswano engakholeki kakhulu yabafundi bonyaka wokuqala. Isibonelo, abantu abasha abafundela abapheki benza abangane babo abasha badle i-pasta ekhonjiwe noma i-pepper eshisayo, zama ama-spice, ama-litate ama-peel okwesikhashana. Abahlengikazi banikeza amantombazane izindlela zokuvuselela "isiguli esingenathemba", futhi abalungisi bezinwele bakha phezu kwekhanda leklayenti umbhoshongo wezinwele zokufakelwa.
Izibonelo zemincintiswano nokuhlolwa kokuzinikezela kwabafundi basekolishi
Ekwindla zonke izikhungo zemfundo zaseRussia zamukela iholidi lokuzinikezela kwabafundi. Ukubamba iqhaza emincintiswaneni nobunzima obunzima kakhulu, abasha basekolishi balwela ilungelo lokuba amalungu omzalwane wabafundi. Ekupheleni kwemikhosi, izingane zinikezwa izitifiketi zamahlaya nezinhlamvu.
Isimo kanye nezigcawu zokuzinikezela kweholide kubafundi
Umkhosi waminyaka yonke wokuzinikezela kwabafundi uba umcimbi obheke kakhulu kakhulu ekwindla. Ngokwesiko, abazalelwa eYurophu, abafundi bokuqala benza imisebenzi enzima kunazo zonke abayinikezwa yiziqu ze-undergraduates. Kweminye imanyuvesi, othisha basebenze kwiskripthi sokuqala. Kanye namadoda abalungiselela izigcawu ezihlelekile mayelana nokuphila esikhungweni noma eyunivesithi, ukubhala imibhalo yezingoma-izinguquko mayelana no-Alma Mater othandekayo, uhlangabezana nezivivinyo eziyinkimbinkimbi kubantu abasha abasanda kungena ngonyaka wokuqala.
Umkhosi wokuqala wabafundi - Isimo nemidwebo
Isikripthi esingavamile sokuqala kubafundi singatholakala njalo kwi-inthanethi noma ngaphansi kwezincwadi - iziqu ze-undergraduates zidinga ukuchitha isikhathi esincane nje. Kuzodingeka izinsuku ezimbalwa ukuze uhlaziye kahle izigcawu zeholide. Ividiyo ethunyelwe kuleli khasi ibonisa ukuthi kumnandi kangakanani futhi kumnandi ukugubha. Ukuzinikezela kubafundi, iholide ethakazelisayo kunazo zonke futhi ehlekisayo, eqhutshwa emayunivesithi nasemakolishi, ihlale iqondwa ngabantu abasha be "cheers". Naphezu kokuyinkimbinkimbi kwemincintiswano eminingi nokuhlolwa, abantu abasha balindele ngokubekezela okukhethekile. Imicimbi ye-scenario kanye nezitifiketi zilotshwe ngokucatshangelwa okushiwo yiyunivesithi noma esikoleni esiphakeme.