Enye yezinhlobo zomculo ezidumile kakhulu yimizuzu emfushane ehlekisayo, eyenziwa ngesimo esilula futhi inikezelwe kumcimbi othize noma umlingiswa. I-chastushki enhle ngo-Mashi 8 izoba efanele futhi ekhonsathini yesikole, nasekhonsathini yesonto, nasemakhaya. Yini esingayisho mayelana nezinyembezi ezivela ezinkampanini zehhovisi. Phakathi kokuningi kwamavesi ahlukahlukene, akulula ukuthola okufanelekayo kunina nomama, amantombazane abafana, othisha nabasebenza nabo emsebenzini. Ngokuvamile uzothola ama-quatrains angama-universal, afaneleka ngokufanayo kubo bonke abameli bezocansi abalungile eholidini eliqhakazile ngoMashi 8. I-litties yezingane - ama-naive futhi ahlekisayo, abantu abadala - "nge-pepper." Yini ongayikhetha le nkathi, zikhethele wena, unikezwe isigaba seminyaka nobuhlobo enkampanini. Into eyinhloko ukuthi ukuhleka kwamahlaya kwabantu akucasuli amantombazane kuLusuku lwabesifazane lwaMazwe ngamazwe, kodwa unikeza injabulo, ukumamatheka okuqotho nokuhleka okukhulu.
I-litties yezingane ngo-Mashi 8 ngamantombazane abavela kubafana enkulisa
Ngisho nezingane ezincane kunazo zonke zizimisele ukudonsa ezinhle, zikhumbule kalula konke okuthakazelisayo futhi ziyakuthanda okungavamile. Ukulungiswa koMasine for the International Women's Day in enkulisa njalo kwenzeka ngokuphefumulelwa kanye nomdlandla. Futhi kaningi, ukuze kuvezwe okuqakathekileko eholidini eliphuthumayo iholide, othisha bafaka phakathi neskripthi i-chastushki yezingane ngo-Mashi 8 ngamantombazane abafana. Le nombolo ingaba lula futhi kumnandi ukushaya, usebenzisa umculo, izingubo zendabuko kanye nezwe elihle. I-ditties ezingcono kakhulu zezingane kusuka kubafana ukuya emantombazaneni iholide ngo-Mashi 8 enkulisa zibuka kuqoqo lethu. O, entwasahlobo, entwasahlobo, entwasahlobo, Qiniseka ngamantombazane: Nika ama-freckles kuwo wonke umuntu, Yebo, sizocula izingoma!
O, inkathazo, inkathazo, inkathazo! Eqeqenjini lethu lama-leapfrogs, Ngokuba izipho zomfana, Obalekile!
Gqoka up for the holiday Futhi ubonise ekilasini master: Ukucula, ukudansa ngaphandle kokuyeka Singakwazi nje ihora.
I-chastushka inesiqalo, I-chastushka inephetho. Ubani olalele i-chastushki yethu, Ake sithi nje, senze kahle.
Ama-ditties wezingane emantombazane eholidini ngo-Mashi 8 esikoleni
I-Chastushka ingoma yomsindo waseRussia omfushane esihlokweni esithile esinokuqukethwe okuhlekisayo kokusebenza ngesivinini esisheshayo. Ngokwezinye zezinguqulo ezithandwayo, igama elithi "chastushka" livela esenzweni esithi "ingxenye", okungukuthi - ngokushesha futhi ngesigqi ukukhuluma ngezindlela zomculo ezivame ukuqhutshwa njalo. Kulesi sigaba siye saqoqa izintwana zamantombazane eholidini ngo-Mashi 8 esikoleni, egcwele izinhloso ezijabulisayo nezisusa. Brooks ekhoneni ukukhononda, Ngokushesha iholidi amantombazane! Lapha, lizofika ngo-Mashi 8 Thina, bafana, sizoshisa!
Ngazama kanzima usuku lonke. Angizange ngibheke amantombazane. Angizange ngikuphikise - Ngangifuna ukudonsa ubuchopho.
Amantombazane ethu aphuthele Ngeke sinikeze namhlanje, Ungavumeli ngisho noma ubani oseduze nabo.
Uyinto enhle njalo: Imisindo, i-pigtails. Thina kubo, kwenzeka, sithinta, Kuphela ngaphandle komkhuba!
Namuhla sithembisa ukuncoma ukuthi sisho. Ukukhula kancane, Sizokunika izimbali!
We chastushki sangoma wena, Ungacasuli, Clap izandla zakho ngokuzwakalayo, Smile ngaphezulu!
Chastushki eholidini likaMashi 8 othisha
Usuku lwabesifazane ngoMashi 8 aluwona kuphela izipho, ekuseni ukuhalalisela nokuqaphela abantu abaseduze, kodwa nemisebenzi enomsindo kuzo zonke izikhungo ezivela ezinkulisa ezinkulisa kuya ezifundweni ezinkulu. Phela, othisha abangaphansi kukadokotela, abathengisi nabesifazana bafanelwe iholidi. Futhi kulapho lapho kumnandi nomculo, kufanele kube khona indawo ye-chastushki ngo-Mashi 8. Funny and funny, ngezinye izikhathi ezibukhali futhi snooty, nge rhyme ecacile namagama aqondakalayo - abaze ushiye noma ubani ongenandaba. Sithemba ukuthi iqoqo lethu elincanyana lama-ditties eholidini lika-Mashi 8 labafundisi liyoletha injabulo kubafundisi abangaphezu kweyodwa. Spring yafika kuwo wonke umuntu enhliziyweni, ngoMashi 8 emgodini, Ihalalisela abesifazane, Futhi ihlobisa ngezimbali!
Kusukela emaconsi awela amaconsi, Futhi anginamavila kakhulu ukuhalalisela, Kusukela ngoMashi 8, umhlaba wonke, Futhi nina besifazane "Hooray!".
Namuhla esikoleni sethu yiSuku Lwabesifazane! Izimbali nokuhleka! Kubo bonke othisha ngesikhathi esisodwa Sizotshela: uhle kakhulu kunabo bonke!
Ngabe-kanjani nomama wethu opholile? Sithembisa iholide elikhazimulayo - Sizolalela wonke unyaka!
Futhi umqondisi uzocula i-couplet. Esikoleni ngalolu suku uMthetho wokuzijabulisa! Vumela umqondisi, othandekayo bethu, basithethelele ngenxa yemigomo yethu. Futhi ngomhlaka lwesishiyagalombili ka-Mashi - Vumela ukubukeka okunzima! Ukumomotheka kukhanya ubuso bakhe obuhle! Nsuku zonke siyaphinda: Umqondisi wethu uhlelwe!
Sikuhlabelele i-chastushki kuwe, Kusuka emphefumulweni wethu omkhulu, sikuhalalisile, nonke nonke nilungile!
Ama-funnyties we-Funny for the holiday of March 8 abesifazane besifazane
Kwenzeka ukuthi abesifazane besifazane abahlangene nabo baphoqelelana ukuba bahalalane ngeSuku Lwabesifazane Lomhlaba Wonke. Isizathu salokhu ukuntuleka kwabafundisi besilisa. Kodwa ngisho nangalesi sikhathi, akufanele uziphike injabulo ngokujabulisa abanye othisha nge-chastushki engaqondakali ngoMashi 8. Ngaphezu kwalokho, isihloko sezinhlayiya ezinjalo zisondelene kakhulu futhi zijwayele ukulingana ngokobulili obuhle. Khetha ama-funnyties amahle kakhulu eholide ngo-Mashi 8 abesifazane besifazane - futhi bahalalisele abasebenzi abahloniphekile, abaphathi, abangaphansi. Ukuthanda kakhulu izingoma zezingoma Ngisho nenkosikazi yebhizinisi, Uma banebhodlela Futhi ukudla okwanele!
Ngifika njenge-squirrel, Nomaphi lapho kufanele ngibambe khona ... Ukuwa, isithombe esibi, ngizohlabelela i-chastushki!
Ngakho waphuma, Akusizi ngalutho: Iziphakamiso zihola - Akukho shisha ayikwazi ukuzwakala!
O, shawl, shawl yami, Cage Green! Sibhala imibiko kaningi, izinkontileka azivamile!
O, mphikisana wami, uKosaya-skewing! Izimoto zakwamanye amazwe ozithengayo, Hamba uzibophe ngezicathulo!
Wena, umphikisana nami, u-Strange wukuthi: Isibalo se-Calculator endlebeni yakho, Inombolo idlulisiwe!
Nika-wena, mngane, Kumangalo we-zoo: Kungani wena, macaque, Unganiki ilayisense?
Wonke umuntu ongeyiphukuphuku nathi, uya esikhwameni ngoMgqibelo. Inkazimulo kubhiya newayini! I-Eh, nomdanso omnandi ...
Ngaphambili uHarmonists bonke bahlonishwa. Futhi, manje engqondweni yami ngisanda kushada ibhizinisi ....
Awukwazi ukukhulisa ingilazi Ezindaweni zethu zasemaphandleni. Wena, pop, awubuki - Sizothathwa ku-Intervi ...
Ama-funnyties e-Funny ngoMashi 8 odade, omama nogogo
Izintandokazi ezivuthayo nezomlilo ngoMashi 8 ziphakamisa isimo sengqondo kunoma yikuphi inkampani kanina, ugogo nodade. Phela, iSuku Lwabesifazane Lomhlaba Wonke lugugu oluqhakazile futhi oluqhakazile lwezimbali, ukuhalalisela, ukumomotheka futhi, nakanjani, ukuhleka kokuhleka. Futhi ingabe ngisho neholide eyodwa ingawenza ngaphandle kwalaba bantu abathandekayo bezintandokazi zomculo? Akunjalo! Siphakamisa ukuthi ucabange ngalokhu kusengaphambili. Ngemuva kwalokho, kunezinhlobo eziningi ze-chastushkas, futhi ngezikhathi zonke kuyoba khona ihlaya eliyingqayizivele: ngeholidi lasekhaya, lomfundi wesikole, ngokubambisana nabalingane nabo. I-chastushki ehlekisa kakhulu ngo-Mashi 8 ngodade, umama noma ugogo, sihlangene kuwe lapha: Bathandekayo omama, Sizokuhlabelela u-chstushki. Siyakuhalalisela ngo-8 Mashi Njalo hello isithandwa somlilo.
Bathandekayo omama bethu, Siyakuhalalisela ngosuku lwesifazane. Manje sinawe ukuba udansa futhi uhlabelele i-chastushki.
Umfula ugijima ngokushesha, Hlanza phansi. Amama ethu athokoza Bright njengelanga.
NgePapa siqala ukupheka. Ekhishini kukhona umusi nomsindo. Kuyadabukisa ukuthi asizange siqede iCulinary College.
Ngakusasa umama wethu uMila wanika amaswidi amabili. Nganginaso isikhathi sokubanika, ngazidla mina.
Ngosuku lonke ngo-Mashi 8, isitela sikaLena sasijabule kakhulu, Ngosuku lwesishiyagalolunye, uVenik akazange azithathe ezandleni zakhe.
Singumculo we-chastushki kuze kube sekupheleni, Kubo omama sithembisa: Ukubalalela njalo, kukho konke - ekuseni, kusihlwa nakusihlwa.
Chastushki ngo-Mashi 8 ngoMama nomkhulu kababa
Kukhona namanje okuningi kwe-chastooshkas e-thematic kumlando. Isimiso esiyinhloko sokukhethwa kwezingxenye ezithile ze-quatrains ezihlekisayo yisikhathi sezilaleli kanye nokuhlanganiswa okuzokwenziwa kuzo. Izingane zingcono ukukhetha into enhle futhi elula, abangane enkampanini eseduze - ehlekisayo, ngamahlaya kanye namahlaya abukhali, osebenza nabo ebambisini - abangathathi hlangothi futhi abangenacala kakhulu. Kodwa impumelelo enkulu kunazo zonke zajabulela ama-ditties ngo-Mashi 8 ngamama nogogo kusukela kubapapa. Ekusebenzeni komuntu ogqoke izingubo zezinsikazi ezihlekisayo, ngisho ne-chastushka yokuqala ekupheleni kweSuku Lwabesifazane Wamazwe Omhlaba uzozwakala kakhulu futhi enamandla kakhulu. Ngomamazala, ngingabangane, ngiya kuma-pancake. Woza ukusivakashela, uRada uzoba umkhwekazi kuwe.
Uninazala akasamanga. Uthi: "Khona-ke, ke-ke." Ngiza ekuseni emsebenzini, ngiqeqesha ngekati.
Ekuseni kuya kumkhwezala ngiya, ngizomletha izimbali. Ngidla igolide lami Ngaphambi kokuba ngiyikhohlwe!
O, umkhwekazi, Ukwenza ngaphandle kwakho, Ngingubani ukuboleka imali, Ngibhodlela lewayini.
O, umamazala omhlophe uBehlo, Ubuningi kangakanani, Futhi uthando nokuthandana.
Chastushki omdala omdala on March 8 for party party amasiko
Ukukhetha uhlobo olufanayo lokuhalalisela ngoSuku Lwabesifazane LwaseMhlabeni Wonke, ungakhohlwa, uhlobo lwe-chastushki - uhlobo oluhlekayo. Qinisekisa kusengaphambili ukuthi zonke izimenywa zeholidi zinomqondo omuhle wokuhlekisa. Ngemuva kwalokho, enkampanini yokugubha ngenhlonipho ka-Mashi 8, kungaba namantombazane nabesifazane abathintekayo okungenzeka bangatholi amahlethi noma amahle. Kukhona indlela yesibili yokuphuma kweso simo: ake amahlaya ku-couplets angabhekiswa ekubhekaneni kobulili obuthakathaka, kodwa kumadoda ngokwawo. Abesifazane bayakwazisa ikhono lomadoda lokuzihleka, ngakho-ke bayojabula. I-chastushki engakhohlisi kakhulu yezinkampani zemikhosi ngoMashi 8 ifundwa ku:
Marina Pro Marina utshelwe ukuthi ulwandle luzo zonke izithende, Futhi akakholelwa la mazwi, Ngoba akakwazi ukugebha.
Katya Katya - isimo esiqinile, Futhi sína ngokwanele, Uma uphuza kancane - Udansa etafuleni!
U-Olya Awukwazi ukuthola lutho olubi kunazo zonke emhlabeni kuno-Olya, u-Olya ulalelwa yibo bonke abantwana, Futhi akekho ophikisanayo.
Galya Uma ufuna ukuthula, Lokho akulula kakhulu, Igama alivamile - Galya, ngingakuthola kanjani?
U-Irina Uma udinga i-oda, Umkami u-Ira ukhetha, Mnike kuphela izipho Ungalokothi ukhohlwe.
Ukukhanya Ukuphefumula okuphefumulayo, I-firefly igxuma, Akukho ukukhanya okungabonakala, Ukukhanya okukhulu kakhulu!
UZhenya Ubhekene nakho konke, uZhenya uhlobisa indlu. Umngane kuphela - ukuqhosha, Oh, kumvimbela konke.
Vika Musa ukwahlulela ngokuqinile Viku Ngombono wakhe omuhle. I-Nenarokom i-Vika yethu yebo bonke abantu ngokwayo izothandana.
Natasha Eh, Natasha, ulungile, Ububi awuboni. Bonke abahlukumezi bahlale bekuthethelela kukho konke.
UChristina Cristea uyintombazane ehlakaniphile, Angenza konke, Uyayiphatha kanjani, Uma ehlabelela ingoma?
I-Inna Ubheka i-Inna - Inameva emzungezile, Ubheka sengathi ikhukhumezekile, Futhi enhliziyweni yakhe - izimbali!
U-Alexandra Uma ufuna isikhathi eside ungumholi, khetha u-Alexander - umsindisi wakho!
U-Elena Bathi akekho omuhle Futhi uhlakaniphile ka-Elena, Bonke abagibeli bethu bazovumelana nalokhu.
UJeannene Jeanne ukhululekile kakhulu, Kodwa ngezinye izikhathi uzihlambalaza. Futhi amadoda angamahloni, Bathanda uJeanne ngokungabi nasizathu.
Abafazi abahle kakhulu be-chastushki abavela emadodeni ngosuku lwe-International Women's Day
Siyakuhalalisela ngo-Mashi 8 ukuthi abafazi bakho abathandayo bahlale becebile ngamagama amahle, ukuncoma okucacile, izifiso zomusa nokubonga kwangempela. Kodwa uma lokhu kugubha kwenzeka ezimweni zenkampani enobungane, ukukhuluma ngamafolda okuthakazelisayo kufanele kuthathelwe indawo ngento elula futhi ehlekisa. Isibonelo, amadoda angabutha ku-trio (i-quartet, i-quintet, njll njll), bese uhlabelelela omkabo iziqu ezinhle kakhulu kwiSuku Lwabesifazane Lwamanye amazwe ngokuhambisana okuthakazelisayo. Lokhu kungase kube i-rarity bayan ubudala, ukugoqa kwezinkezo zezinsimbi, ukugqekeza izicathulo emgodini egumbini, njll. Into eyinhloko ukuthi i-chastushki ngokwabo emadodeni abo omyeni ngo-Mashi 8 bekhethwe ngokucophelela futhi bafunde. Siyabona, asibona ubuvila, usuku lonke lwabesifazane! Kuphela isikhathi eside kunonyaka kaZwelonke woMama
Othandekayo ningabesifazane bethu, Siyakuhalalisela ngosuku lwesifazane! Ushisa umphefumulo wethu namuhla!
O, nina madodakazi, amantombazane, O, namuhla usuku lwakho. Kuzoba khona abafana bakho, bamba konke - bese uvala!
Naphezu kwazo zonke izinsongo, uMila wanginika imimosa. Ngemuva kombhede, njengemgodini, ngihlala ne-mimosa embongolweni
Mina nomkami ngo-Mashi 8 Sathenga i-supermarket. I-sausage, iwayini, amaswidi, uDarling uzodla konke lokhu.
Ngingomhla ka-Mashi 8. Nginike ikhadi lami elizithandayo. Lapho ekhona, manje angazi, Endaweni ethile, mhlawumbe e-Altai
Mina nomkami March 8 Ngesifiso sokunikeza amakhadi. Ngithole iphakethe elithi "Prima", Futhi yena - iqanda lami lonke!
Ngizokunika umkami nomkhwekazi abaningi izipho. Ngizokhipha kokubili i-skateboards, angiyikuzisola!
Othandekayo wami ngosuku lwesifazane ngizokunikeza isimangaliso ngokumyalelo wakhe. Futhi imbali ebhodini!
I-rose ibiza ama-ruble ayikhulu, i-carnation - amashumi amathathu. Uyakuqonda ngosuku lwesifazane - Kukhona okumele ulwele! Ngosuku olumnandi nolomusa usuku lwamaKhosi Lomhlaba Wonke Wabafazi Ngifuna ukuhalalisela konke ngesikhathi esisodwa: umama, ugogo, udade, othisha, amantombazane esikoleni, osebenza nabo emsebenzini ... Kodwa kungcono ukuthi ungasheshi uphinde ulungise okuthile okukhethekile ukuhalalisela. Isibonelo, i-chastushki yezingane ezincane noma ezomdala ngoMashi 8. Abagcini nje ukuveza zonke izifiso, kodwa futhi bazophakamisa isimo sengqondo kumacala okugubha.