Uma uhlelo lokuzijabulisa luvame ukuhlanganiswa nemicimbi engaphandle kwekhaya, ukwamukela izivakashi ensimini yabo kuvame ukubeka abakwaSomnini ekupheleni kokufa. Indlela yokwenza iholidi elijabulisayo? Indlela yokujabulisa izivakashi - imibuzo, imincintiswano nezinye izinto zokuzijabulisa esizenzile ohlwini lwendawo yonke. Lokhu ngokuqinisekile kuzosiza ekukhanyiseni wena nezivakashi zakho. Phela, hhayi isaladi eyodwa ...
Ungaqala kanjani ukulungiselela, indlela yokujabulisa izivakashi? Yiqiniso, ngokuhlaziywa. Nquma ukuthi izivakashi zakho ziphi (ubudala, ubulili, izinga lomsebenzi, ubuningi). Kuye ngemiphumela, uzothola idili lomndeni, i-bachelorette noma i-stag party, inkampani yentsha ehlanganisiwe. Yebo, sekuyisikhathi sokuthatha isinyathelo!
UMSEBENZI WOMNDENI
Ngakho-ke, unesihlobo esiningi sezihlobo zabo bonke ubudala nabasilisa, kusukela emndenini oneminyaka emithathu ubudala kuya kumkhulu oneminyaka engu-90 ubudala. Kunabo abakujabulelayo? Isaladi i-olivier, inkukhu, izithombe ezivela kwingqolobane yomndeni kanye nengxoxo yomalumekazi kayisekazi ngeke neze ngokwanele iqembu le "killer".
Ibhayisikobho. Lo mdlalo uthathwa njengendlela yokuwina-win inkampani engafanele. Izinto ezenziwe ngezandla zingaba amakhadi nezikhwama ezivela ku-lotto ejwayelekile. Umdlalo uhlukaniswe waba izingqikithi ezintathu: owokuqala uzuza lowo ovala umugqa wokuqala wokudijithali ekhadini, okwesibili - umhlanganyeli ovala imigqa emibili, kanti okwesithathu - lowo ovala zonke izinombolo ekhadini. Ungakhohlwa ngezinombolo zomculo nezingoma zomdanso phakathi kwamageyimu nokuphatha nge-cocktail branded "Bingo" ne "Bird of Happiness", ulethe inhlanhla (ngakho ungabiza noma yikuphi ukuphuza utshwala, ama-juice ne-lemonade). Imiklomelo okufanele idlalwe kumele imenyezelwe kusengaphambili. Izinhlobonhlobo ze-Imibuzo: iwayini elihle, isethi sesipho se-chocolate, amathikithi e-movie, i-dummy, inothi.
Qagela ingoma. Okunye okungcono kakhulu kokungenisa izingoma kanye ne-karaoke. Ukuqala kwabalandeli bomculo bahlukaniswe ngamaqembu amabili futhi ngokunye balalele izingoma ezidumile ezingu-10 (umculo udlala imizuzwana engu-15-20). Uma izivakashi ezivela eqenjini elifanayo zithola kunzima ukuphendula, ilungelo lokuvota lidlula kubaphikisi babo. Impendulo eqinisiwe yinye iphuzu. Abanqobile yibo abathola amaphuzu amaningi.
Abathandi bomculo abahamba phambili badinga ukuhlukaniswa ngamaqembu. Umuntu oyedwa ovela eqenjini ufika kumethuli futhi uthola igama loma ingoma, okufanele ayenze (hlambulula, umloli, uthephe, njll.) Kubangani bakhe. Uma beqagele - iphuzu elilodwa, uma kungenjalo - ilungelo lokuphendula liya kubaphikisi.
«Phantoms». Umdlalo omkhulu kunoma iyiphi inkampani. Isivakashi ngasinye sibeka isigqoko noma isikhwama se-opaque into encane (isiqeshana sezinwele, ipeni, ikhibhodi, njll). Lona yi-phantom. Umuntu oyedwa uphendukela emuva futhi umholi uthatha into ekhanda ngokungahleliwe bese ebuza: "Yini le phantom eyenzayo?" Umuntu ophendukile uvela nomsebenzi: prokokarekat ngaphansi kwetafula, tshela i-anecdote, ukudansa, ukucula, ubonise i-striptease (inkampani encane, izenzo ezinengqondo zingaba) . Lokhu kuyaqhubeka kuze kube yilapho isigqoko singenalutho. Khona-ke kumnandi kuqala - imisebenzi.
"Akukho lutho." Izivakashi zihlukaniswe ngamaqembu amabili, ngalinye lidlulisela umuntu oyedwa. Umngane wabatshela amagama amabili ahlukene (bonke abanye akufanele bazwe). Umdlali kumele achaze igama lakhe eqenjini lakhe ngaphandle kokusho umsindo. Ngomqondo ngamunye wokuqagela ithimba lithola iphuzu. Ubani ozophoqa ngokushesha amaphuzu ayishumi nguye oyinqobe. Kungcono ukuqala ngokulula: amagama wezilwane nezimoto. Bese uye emibonweni eyinkimbinkimbi (uthando, ubungane, iphupho, ukusabalalisa), amagama amadolobha noma amazwe.
I-Pygmalion. Zonke izivakashi zidinga ukuhlukaniswa ngobulili emaqenjini amabili. Konke kunikezwa amabhaluni ngobukhulu obuhlukahlukene nobukhulu, iphepha elimibala, izikrini, i-scotch tape. Umsebenzi wamadoda ukudala owesifazane ovelele, abesifazane - indoda ekahle. Isinyathelo esilandelayo ukukwenza isithombe sesithando (izinga lokungabi nalutho lwe-pose lixhomeke emcabangweni wezivakashi).
Kuningi ongakhetha kulo mdlalo: ungabiza indoda yakho nomkakho futhi ubafundise ukudala isithombe sesigamu sakho; uma inkampani iningikazikazi noma owesilisa - yakha isithombe se-snowman, i-Santa Claus ne-Snow Maiden. Ngokuvamile, into esemqoka akuwona umsebenzi, kodwa inqubo yokubambisana okuhlangene.
Yini ongayithokozisa izivakashi ezincane?
Kulabo abathandekayo ukuzijabulisa, asikho isidingo sokuba nesizathu. Ngabantu abaneminyaka yobudala nemoya, ungakwazi ukuhleka ngaphandle kwesizathu, uxoxe ngokungaphezi futhi udansa ngaphandle komculo. Noma kunjalo, lokhu akuyeki ukuchitha imincintiswano emnandi futhi, ukukhumbula ubuntwana bakhe, ukudlala okuthile.
Checkers. Lo mdlalo awufanelekile neze emphakathini we-teetotalers namanothi. Ngakho-ke, uma konke kuhambisane nempilo yakho, uzodinga i-chessboard nezinqwaba ezingamashumi amabili - eziyishumi ngewayini elibomvu futhi eziyishumi ezimhlophe (ikakhulukazi eziphikisanayo - nge-vodka ne-cognac). Izitokisi zifakwa emgodini: ngakolunye uhlangothi - obomvu, komunye - omhlophe. Imithetho iyafana nakwabahloli, kuphela "isibalo" somphikisi akufanele "sidliwe", kodwa kufanele sidakwe. Izigcini zingafakwa futhi ngaphandle komunye, kodwa emaceleni futhi zidlale "emagumbini." Uma phakathi kwezivakashi kunabalandeli be-checkers, kungenzeka ukuthi uhlele umdlalo ngesikhathi esisodwa nabaphikisi abaningi. Into esemqoka akuyona ukulimaza impilo yomkhululi!
I-Eiffel Tower. Le mibuzo nayo yenzelwe abantu abanesibindi nabaphilile. Bonke abahlanganyeli emdlalweni bakhela i-analogue yezinto ezibukwayo zaseFrance ezivela ema-dominoes - amabili abekwe ngokuqondile, eyodwa - engenhla - ngokuzungezile. Lowo owenza iphutha umbhoshongo owela phansi kumele aphuze ingilazi ye-champagne noma iwayini (ingilazi ye-vodka).
"Okuzenzakalelayo". Emncintiswaneni 3-4 amaqembu abizwa. Amantombazane anikezwa imali (ama-5-7 amasonto amancane), kuhlanganiswa ingoma yokuhlambalaza, kanti, lapho kuzwakala, benza imali, okungukuthi, bafihla imali kumfana wabo ezembatho. Emva kwalokhu, umethuli uvala amehlo amantombazane, futhi ashintsha abantu abasha. Khona-ke othile uyakhononda kakhulu: "Okuzenzakalelayo! Thatha iminikelo! "Le ngoma efanayo ifakiwe, futhi kuyilapho izwakala, amantombazane kufanele abe nesikhathi sokuthola imali futhi" ahoxise imali. "
NGOMSEBENZI WESIBILI
Ukuzijabulisa okuyinhloko yezinkukhu kanye namaqembu aphansi, yiqiniso, izingxoxo ezithandwayo nokuphuza (ngezinye izikhathi ezinengi kakhulu) zeziphuzo ezidakayo. Kodwa-ke, akekho ovimbela wena ukwenza amalungiselelo amaningi ekhaya. I-Karaoke, imidlalo yebhodi efana ne-"Monopoly" ne "White Crow", amakhasethi anamabhayisikobho, kanye nemikhumbi ye-elekthronikhi ne-console yegeyimu - kuhle, kodwa kungani ungajabuli ngaphandle kwamathuluzi? Khumbula: i-literball akuyona indlela kuphela yokujabulisa izivakashi.
"Angikaze ngikwenze." Lokhu ukuzijabulisa kuphelele kumcimbi we-bachelorette. Izintombi zihlezi phansi futhi ziphendukele ngokuvuma lokho ezingakaze zenze. "Angikaze ngizame ama-oysters," "Angizange ngikhohlise umyeni wami," "Angikaze ngimangaze uPetya" ... Inkulumo ehlonishwayo ingashintshwa ibe "Ngisanda ..." "Okungaphezu kwakho konke nginamahloni ... "," Ngiyathanda ... "," Umamakazi wami wathi ... "
"Iphepha". Eqinisweni, lo mdlalo uyinguqulo ekhululekile kakhulu ye "Nonsense". Ababambi iqhaza babhale emaphepheni, bawafake esihlalweni, bese bechaza inketho ewile. Isibonelo, uma "inkomo" ibhalwa ephepheni, kufanele uthi: "Lesi yisilwane esiphazamisayo futhi sinikeza ubisi." Into esemqoka ukugcina zingakapheli imizuzwana engu-10. Ukunqoba ubungani, noma okuvame ukuqonda kusukela okokuqala noma amagama.
Manje uyazi kahle indlela yokujabulisa izivakashi - imibuzo, imincintiswano okuningi. Into esemqoka akukona ukuba i-overdo it futhi "ungalayishi" izivakashi ezinabo kakhulu "Angikwazi". Phela, akekho oye wakhansela ukubaluleka nokubaluleka kwengxoxo elula yokuxoxisana ...
MEMORY KOMHLANGANO
Ungakhohlwa:
1. Thenga imiklomelo emincane yemincintiswano. I-funnier bayoba - ngcono.
2. Ukuza namagama amaqembu (isibonelo, "Amabhangi Akhawunti" ngokumelene ne- "Blondes", "Ama-Beauties" kanye ne- "Beasts", njll).
3. Nikeza ukuzijabulisa okunye kulabo abangathandi ukuhlanganyela emincintiswaneni. Faka ama-albhamu omndeni ovelele namavidiyo noma ufake i-hookah ekhishini.