Ngonyaka ka-23 Febhuwari, zonke izakhamizi zaseRussia zihlonipha futhi ziyabonga kulabo abanesibindi bavikela amazwe abo abavela ezitheni, futhi wonke umuntu, ophila ngokuthula, ukhonza njalo, egcina isibhakabhaka esicacile ngaphezu kwamakhanda abo. Kanye namaqhawe anesibindi namadoda ahlukumezekile ngalolu suku, bahalalisele abafana abancane nabafana abasha abasazoba abavikeli bangempela baseBlandland. Ekupheleni kwebusika, izinkulisa kanye nezikole zibambe amakhonsathi ngamazingoma, emidlalweni, izinkondlo nama skits funny. Eqenjini ngalinye elisebenzayo, abesifazane bahalalisela amadoda, bahlela inhlangano encane, balungise izipho zangempela. Kodwa okuthandwa kakhulu phakathi kwezipho kuyisimo esimnandi ngoFebhuwari 23 ngozakwethu.
Imidwebo emfushane yeholidi ngoFebhuwari 23 enkulisa
Isimo sezinsuku ngoFebhuwari 23 enkulisa, elula njalo, engqondweni kanye nokuzijabulisa. Izingane zinzima ukubona ulwazi olujulile nolunzulu, ngakho-ke iningi lomcimbi liqukethe ukuzijabulisa nokuzijabulisa. Esikhundleni samavesi eziyinkimbinkimbi nezingoma ezidabukisayo zisenkulisa izingane ezithombeni ezihlekisayo zezingubo zidlala emidlalweni nasemincintiswaneni, ziqagele imidwebo futhi zibonise imidwebo emifushane mayelana neholidi ngoFebhuwari 23. Ezimweni eziningi, isiteji sifushane futhi sinembile. Kodwa ngisho bavumela izingane ukuba zizizwe ziyingxenye ebalulekile yomphakathi, abavikeli bangempela baseBlandland. Izigcawu ezithokozisayo ezinganeni zasenkulisa ngoFebhuwari 23 zihlanganisa ikakhulukazi izimpendulo ezimbalwa futhi zenzelwe inombolo encane yabalingiswa. Izigcawu ezifanele kakhulu zingafundwa kithi noma zibukwe kuvidiyo.
Izitifiketi zezingane ezihle kakhulu zomama ngoFebhuwari 23
- Isimo "Ngomyalo wephetheli." Ummemezeli ubiza abadlali abancane abazokwenza ngokucacile izenzo ezithandwayo: "Bavuka ngokuqondile, bazidonsa ndawonye, izintende zomunye nomunye zihanjiswe. Iphathela ezinhlangothini, phambili, ngemuva - kwesokudla! Squat futhi ume, izandla phansi phansi sithola. Manje lapho sihamba khona, siphakamisa imilenze yethu! Amasosha, yeka! Kanye noma kabili, umdlalo usuphelile! "
- Isimo "se-chastushki yentombazane." Amantombazane aseqenjini elidala afunde amagama kusengaphambili ukuze ahalalisele abafana abanamavesi ahlekisayo kule holide:
Singamantombazane e-girly, Sinezinto eziningi ezimnandi. Mayelana nabafana, siyi-chastushki . Sizohlabelela ngempela. O, madodakazi, bheka, uVanya wenza indiza, Ngakho-ke, uzoba umshayeli wezindiza futhi abaleke! O, madodakazi, bheka, Ah, yimiphi imikhumbi uSasha eyenziwe ephepheni, Akunye, kodwa emithathu! O, mantombazane, bheka, u- Kolya tank udwebe, Ukudweba kwakhe kubo bonke abafana Esiklasini sethu sibonise! U-Kolya uba yintanki, Ngakho-ke, kungaba njalo, Empi wethu, iMelandland Ethembekile YaseRussia ukukhonza! Namuhla sifisa ukuhlonipha ubungane, Vikela imingcele yethu, uMamaland othembekile ukukhonza! Imidwebo emihle ngoFebhuwari 23 kusuka kumantombazane kubafana
Ngokuvamile emakhonsathini esikoleni azinikezelwe ngoFebhuwari 23, amantombazane enza imidwebo ehlekisayo yabafana, ukuze bahalalisele ngendlela yokuqala, futhi bachithe amandla abo. Kodwa ngaphambi kokukhetha isimo esithile sokufunda, kufanele ukhethe ngokucophelela:
- Okokuqala, isimo ngoFebhuwari 23 akufanele sibe sikhatsi eside kakhulu, ngaphandle kwalokho izethameli ziyokhathala. Kodwa ngesikhathi esifanayo, ukukhiqiza okuncane kakhulu kuzobukeka kuyisiphukuphuku futhi kungahlelekile;
- Okwesibili, indawo ehlekisayo yokuboniswa ezindongeni zesikole ayikwazi ukuqukatha imishwana yezinhlamba, amazwi angamanga noma izinkulumo ezimbi. Lexicon ingaba yanamuhla, kodwa impela ihlaziywe;
- Okwesithathu, noma ngabe isimo senziwe ngendlela yokuhlekisa abafana abavela ekilasini, akufanele kube kubi. Ukuhleka kokuhlekisa okungahle kwenzeke kubonakala kungabonakali kubenzi bokugubha umkhosi ukuhalalisela ngempumelelo;
- Okwesine, isiteji esilinganiselwe sesichazamazwi sekhonsathi ngo-Febhuwari 23 singabandakanya izinhlamvu ezintathu kuya kwezingu-7. Uma kukhona okungenani noma okungaphansi kwabo, inkulumo ingabe isengozini yokuhluleka. Ngobuningi bezinhlamvu, amazwi, izenzo namahlaya, ngisho nomqondisi udideka kalula. Kungani ukhuluma ngezilaleli;
Ngaphandle kwalokho, ayikho imingcele. Noma yikuphi isihloko esifanelekayo esihloko esizoxoxa ngaso sizoba khona eholidini ngoFebhuwari 23, uma kukhethwa ngomphefumulo, ngesifiso sokufunda nokuboniswa ngenjabulo.
Scene funny "Amantombazane amathathu ngaphansi kwefasitela"
Abalingiswa: Amantombazane amathathu,
Amaprosesa ahamba phambili
: amakhadibhodi okuthiwa kokoshniki, ama-wigs anezinsimbi, iziketi ezide.
Host: Amantombazane amathathu ngaphansi kwefasitela aphupha kusihlwa ...
1y Umsikazi: ngokushesha ngangokunokwenzeka ukushada, ukhathele amantombazane ngqo!
2ya Maiden: Nguye kuphela engangikwazi ukuphuma engingazange ngibe khona!
Umama wesithathu: Ngangiya kumuntu webhizinisi, njengodonga lwamatshe! Umkhwenyana wami wayethandana nomama, kodwa ngingatholaphi?
Owesifazane wokuqala: Yebo, ngokuqinisekile ngiyoshada umkhumbi! Futhi ngenkathi ebhukuda olwandle, ngangihlala ngaphandle kokwazi usizi!
Umsikazi wesibili: Akekho umkhumbi wamanzi namuhla, nje kuphela! Lokho kwakuzodlula impi - eqinile, engavamile! Ngingajabula nomfana onamandla njengedwala.
Umama wesithathu: Sasiphupha, amantombazane ... Bonke abafana babethunyiwe, belele embhedeni futhi bahloniphe ibhola!
Hamba: O, lo musha, Nonke ngeke ushade! Engxoxweni, ake ngikhuphuke? Ngiyazi lapho abafana bekhona! Akekho owodwa, hhayi amabili, hhayi amathathu ...
Amantombazane (i-chorus): Uphi? Khuluma !!!
Ukuhola (kuboniswa kumadoda ahlezi ehholo): Bheka lapha: lapha abafana okungenani kuphi! Akuzona izikhali - ngakho-ke? Yonke isithombe sihle!
Ngomuntu udadewabo ...
1ya umamakazi (ugijimela kwenye yamadoda): Chur, ngiyithatha!
2ya Maiden (ugijimela kwenye): Ngithande lokhu!
UZiya Maiden (kuya kwesithathu): Lo wayemomotheka kimi!
(Amantombazane ndawonye): Bonke abafana bahle, iholide eliqondile lomphefumulo!
I-Moderator: Amantombazane, usukulungile - namuhla yiholide, futhi leli liholide lamadoda ethu amangalisayo! Unamandla, unesibindi, unenkani futhi uyazethemba. Ngakho-ke, sibahalalisele ngenhliziyo (futhi indlela eya enhliziyweni yamadoda amanga - uyazi, ngesisu!)
Izigcawu zezihloko zempi ngoFebhuwari 23 esikoleni
Izigcawu zomculo ezijabulisayo noma izidakamizwa ezihlokweni zempi zizohlala ziwusizo kusihlwa kusikole ngokuhlonishwa ngoFebhuwari 23. Bavumela labafana ukuba bazizwe isikhathi esifushane njengengxenye yebutho elikhulu futhi elinamandla, ukuzwa amahlaya enkonzo yezempi esikhumbeni sabo siqu. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ngosizo lwezingqikithi zempi zezempi ngoFebhuwari 23, ungakwazi ukuletha ngokunembile ikhonsathi yesikole encwadini efanele, kwinombolo ethile.
Isimo "Imfundo yezempi"
Abalingiswa : UCaptain (C), umkaKapiteni (F), Isigoli (P), uSergeant (SR), isosha (C) Isibongo singene emakamu bese sibukela isithombe: isosha liphuma, nesigqila simi phezu kwakhe futhi sibale. P: Sergeant, kwenzekani? Kungani kushaya? Ingabe wayengu-sergeant ngokwakhe? Noma ngikhohliwe ukuthi ngangiziphakamisela kanjani emgodini wokugcoba. Hlola ugcizelele phansi: eyodwa, ezimbili, eyodwa, ezimbili ... I-sergeant igxuma phansi. Induna ingena emakamu futhi ibukele isithombe: i-sergeant iyaqhubeka, futhi isibonisi simi phezu kwakhe futhi sikholelwa. K: Hamba, ume! Kwenzekani? P: Nomlingani uCaptain ... K: Thula! Ngiyazi ukuthi uzongicula manje. Esikhathini "Impi Nokuthula" uzobhala. Manje sizokwehlisa amakhono akho. Ukugcizelelwa kokuthatha: eyodwa, ezimbili, eyodwa, ezimbili ... Isibonakaliso singalaleli umyalelo. Owesifazane ungena ekamelweni bese ephethe induna ngokuthatha isinyathelo esinqumayo. W: O, yilapho ehamba khona. Ngilinde ekhaya, nginqunde okwesithathu, ngilisa i-kettle, futhi uyamjabulisa. Ngakho cha, ukwenza imali noma ukwenza okuthile ekhaya! Ikhohliwe. K: Lus, ngakho ngikhulisa isosha. W: Ngizokufundisa manje. Ukugcizelela kugcizelelwe: eyodwa, ezimbili, eyodwa, ezimbili ... Iphephandaba licindezela.
Izigcawu ezithokozisayo-iziphakamiso zabalingani ngoFebhuwari 23
Amathekisthi kanye nezigcawu-iziphakamiso zeqembu labalingani ngoFebhuwari 23 zivame uklanyelwe inkampani evamile noma enkulu yabantu abadala. Iningi lazo libhalwa ngemikhosi enjalo, kodwa ivumelane cishe zonke izikhathi zokuzijabulisa nabangani. Iningi lezigcawu zohlobo elithi "Cowboy Joe", "I-Turnip", "I-Shuttle taxi" kubhekwa njengento yonke jikelele, futhi, naphezu kokungabikho komqondo wempi, kuhle ukugubha ngoFebhuwari 23. Izigcawu ezinjalo-ukungenwa kwemibandela akudingi ukulungiselela kwangaphambili noma ukuvuselela okungeziwe. Akudingeki ukuthi zigqoke izingubo, kodwa izakhi ezithile nezesekeli zingakanezela ezokuzijabulisa futhi zikhulise isibindi.
Scene scene ngoFebhuwari 23 "izihlalo eziyisithupha"
Izigcawu eziyisithupha zikhethwa kudlalwa. Wonke umuntu unikezwa ikhadi ngamagama. Izihlalo ezingu-6 zibeka iminyango yabo embuthanweni, abahlanganyeli bahlala ngezihlalo. Noma ubani ozwa embhalweni womholi igama lomlingiswa wakhe, ugijima azungeze isiyingi azungeze izihlalo bese ekhuluma amagama akhe. Ngegama elithi "holide" bonke abahlanganyeli bagijima bezungeza izihlalo ndawonye.
Abalingiswa: - Owesifazane - Namanje uthenga isipho!
- Umuntu - Sifanele!
- Umsebenzi - Yebo, ngizolinda!
- Vodka - yisikhathi sokuthululela, uthele!
- Iholide - Hooray, phumula!
- NgoFebhuwari - Oh, njengenduna!
Umbhalo oholayo:
Ezweni lethu ama-HOLIDAYS athande konke: ABANTU nabesifazane, ikakhulukazi enkampanini enhle ngemuva kwe-WORK, ngaphansi kwekhukhamba, yebo ngaphansi kwe-GIFT. Ngemuva kwamaholide omnyaka omusha, kukhona uchungechunge lwe-MEN ehlukene futhi ahlukaniswe ama-HOLIDAY WAMAMENI.
Ngakho-ke, ku-FEVRAL abantu bavame ukugubha i-HOLIDAY YAMAMA, baqale, njengenhla njalo, EMSEBENZI WESIFEBRUARY 22: Abafazi bayathokozisa abantu, nakuba i-VODKI, alas, ingadli. Kodwa kakade ngo-FEBRUARY wama-23, amadoda analo i-HOLIDAY yangempela, futhi akudingekile ukuba asebenze, futhi adlale, sicela, nge-VODKA, nabo bonke abesilisa abakuzungezile banikeze izipho, ubuhle. Akuyona impilo, kodwa i-HOLIDAY!
Siyabonga amadoda ethu, siyakuhalalisela ngoMZHYM HOLIDAY omangalisayo kusukela ngo-FEBRUARY wama-23, sifisa sengathi uphumelele EMSEBENZI WAKHO nempilo yakho, ABAHLULE ehholo, ngicabanga ukuthi bayongisekela, ukuthi kube kuhle empilweni yabantu, futhi ngokuhlonipha u-HOLIDAY ukuphuza ingilazi-enye iVODKA !! !! I-Hooray!
Izikole zabasebenza nabo besilisa kusukela kwabesifazane ngoFebhuwari 23
NgoMashi 8 noFebhuwari 23, nihlukanise noma yiliphi iqembu libe ngamashumi amabili. Owokuqala ukungena kumdlalo yiqembu lebesifazane. Amantombazane, amantombazane nabesifazane kumele bahlukumeze ubuchopho, becabange ngesipho esiphezulu samadoda. Yini abayidingayo ngempela? Amasokisi e-Banal ene-foam yokushefa noma izitifiketi zesipho sokuqala kanye namasethi wokukhumbula? Mhlawumbe, isipho esiyimpumelelo kunazo zonke osebenza nabo kusukela emadodeni kuya kwabesifazane ngoFebruwari 23 kuyisikwele esilula ngezindlela ezicashile kanye namahlaya abukhali.
Amaphuzu "Isipho samadoda ngoFebhuwari 23"
Abalingiswa : isigamu sesifazane seqembu elisebenzayo - O, amantombazane, mhlawumbe singabathenga ama-socks afudumele? - Ama-Nonsense, amadoda agqoka amasokisi afanayo emigodini ezithendeni ezimbili. Kodwa wazi kanjani, awushadile. - Singakwazi yini ukunikeza i-ashtray? "Ngacabanga ngenye into." Ehhovisi e-corporation yonyaka odlule, ama-olivali avuleka e-tin. Isiqingatha sonyaka, lo mgwaqo we-ashtray ukwanele, bese sizothenga isilwane. - Futhi mhlawumbe ke isethi yomuthi? "Yisiphi esinye isethi?" Amantombazane anesitoreji esisodwa somuntu - amazinyo angaphambili. - Futhi uma ukubhaliswa kuya simulator? - Kungani, ukwehlisa amadoda ethu okuwukuphela kwesibonakaliso sabantu nobulili - isisu sebhiya? - Kuthiwani ngezipho? Ake sicabange ukuthi yini abayidingayo ngempela. Kuyini lokho! " Amasinebe, isibonelo. Kodwa zikhona ukuze zivumelane ngokulinganayo emdlalweni wezemidlalo kanye nebhola. Ummese wekhishi ukupheka ukupheka. Sika ucezu lwesoseji, usiphonsa ngesinkwa, uchithe imayonnaise - futhi isilungile! I-Hammer. Kodwa hhayi okuvamile, kodwa kunembile. Iminwe ayiwi. Futhi uma eqala ukuzifunga. Isango ngokuzihlanza emsebenzini. Noma i-puppy enhle. Kodwa akulula, kodwa umnikazi wezinkinobho nokude ekude ukuletha i-console. - Kulungile yini ukuthi uphonswe? Singabantu abalungile! - Ngakho, banakekele futhi banakekele. Kuhlala njalo ngentengo nasemfashini. Ukushicilela ngoFebhuwari 23 kuyinhlangano engenangqondo futhi engeyona eyingqayizivele yosuku lokuvakasha ngalolo suku lwe-Defender of the Fatherland. Yiqiniso, kukhona umehluko omkhulu phakathi kwemidwebo yabantu abadala kubantu abasebenza nabo kanye nezigcawu zezingane kubafana esikoleni nasenkulisa. Kodwa ngesikhathi esifanayo ngamunye wabo akajwayelekile, uyamangalisa futhi ujabule ngendlela yawo.