Ukubuyekezwa kwe "Indiana Jones noMbuso we-Crystal Skull"

1957, ukuphakama kweMpi Yomshoshaphansi. Amasosha aseSoviet, eholwa ngu-Agent Spalco, athwala uMarion Ravenwood, othanda isikhathi eside e-Indiana Jones, ebeka lo profesa ngaphambi kokuzikhethela: Ukungasebenzi nokufa kukaMarion, noma ukusiza ubuhlakani beSoviet ngokufuna uKristall Skull evelele ekushintsheni inkululeko yabesifazane.

"Buyela"

I-Pam-param-pam-pam, pam-param-pam i-p-param-pam-pam. Ukucabanga, ubuya! Indodana engapheli yenkathazo, futhi esikhathini eside esingeyona intsha engamashumi ayisithupha nanhlanu isilungele ukubeka ikhanda lakhe emathanjeni wengonyama, uma lokho kuyisondeza eduze komunye umlando wokuvubukula. Sithanda ukusho ukuthi ngeke sisimangele ama-curbs, kodwa i-Indiana Jones ayizange ishiye itshe emadwaleni ethu. Ngifuna ukumemeza, ngifinyelele ezinsikeni zezihlalo zezingubo futhi ngidle abantu abazungezile nge-pop-corn: lo nguProfesa Henry Jr., madodakazi namakhosikazi!

Eqinisweni, kuze kufike ekubukeni, ukwesaba okuwukuphela kwesimo esasihloniphekile se "Indiana", esithombeni esitholakalayo manje - esahlulela ngabakwa-rollers. Uzobonakala kanjani ngesikhathi esivuthiwe nasesikrinini esikhulu? Akusiwe ukuthi uhumushe i-Gavrilov ibe yiminyaka eyishumi nesithathu ubudala.

Ngokujabula okukhulu, konke ukungabaza kwakuyize. I-Kinoman noma i-orgasm ihlanganiswe isikhathi eside ngaphambi kokuqala kokuqala kwe "March of the Seekers", futhi ngisho nasemakhakheni okuvula, njengamaconsi amabili amanzi afana nokuvula "I-Crusade Yokugcina" (ukuphindaphinda njalo nge-trilogy classic ngokuvamile kuvame, futhi akusebenzi njalo ebunzini, futhi ngezinye izikhathi ngebuqili obudala-basho, kodwa khumbula, kungani kunjalo, hhayi ngaleyondlela?), kodwa ngokushesha nje iNtaba iParamount yaphenduka inqwaba eyomile yomoya okuthiwa yi-slylyachy. Lapha, endleleni, ufuna nje ukuba uSteven Spielberg acele ukubuza-kwenzeka kanjani, athembisiwe ukwenza ngaphandle kwamakhompiyutha?

Kodwa-ke, unake izintambo ezinjalo zimise ngokushesha. Njengoba inikezwe ngomqondo wangempela wezwi, isandulela sokuqhuma, i-tempo ayivumeli ukuphela kuze kube sekugcineni, ngenhliziyo engavumeli ukudluliselwa kokuqala komoya phakathi kwabazingelayo abaphishekela. I-Indiana ngandlela-thile kusukela efilimu yokuqala yaba yisilinganiso senzenzo yokuzivikela, futhi ucabange, ngisho nangemva kweminyaka eyishumi nesishiyagalolunye kanye neshumi nesishiyagalolunye ebonakalayo imifanekiso ibeka uphawu ngokuzethemba. Uma kuyiqhinga, kunjalo ukuthi lizophindwaphindwa futhi lihlelwe nge-parodied phakathi neminyaka, futhi izethameli zizophefumula, zibheke ngokuphefumula.

I-Spielberg, kufanele kuphawulwe, iphenduke ibe yingozi eyingozi: lapho "i-Lethal Weapon" efana neyabo abalingiswa abaphakathi kwayo, kuhlanganise nobubi obungenakugwemeka - umsizi osemusha - ngokwabo, i-quadricwell, ayibonakali elula futhi enhle njengeyesibili sokuqala kweRiggs ne-Merto. Akudingeki ukuthi, ngaphambi kwesikhathi sokuqala komlingisi okhubazekile we-Shai LaBeouf, ubonakala engekho ngaphandle kwama-bayonethi, kodwa ngesilinganiso esithile sokungajabuli. Awu, yini isihogo somlingani e-Indiana Jones? Cha, angakhumbula ukuDlula konke okuvela ethempelini laseDoom, kodwa wayengumculi, kanti manje u-Dog Williams (igama elithi Shayu) lithathwa njengomsebenzi wendawo engumNumzane.

Kodwa-ke, ifilimu yakwazi ukugwema ngokungafanele ukungahambi kahle. Akukhona nje lokho, le Nja yaba ikhophi yokuphalaza kaMarty McFly (viva 50's!), Ngenhlanhla yenza noma yikuphi ukuhlukumeza, ngakho-ke ngalezo zinsuku lapho ukuhlambalaza noma ukudlala komdlandla kusondela khona, isithombe siziphatha ngendlela engalindelekile futhi siyaphazamisa lesi simo. Kuhle, kufana nendaba ethi "Kissing off", uma uthanda.

Futhi yini esingayisho mayelana nomsuka wobubi, ucabanga? Kubonakala - abantu abaphakathi baveza abantu bethu. Ake sihlukumeze ama-cinema bese sibhala izikhalazo ezithukuthele kumthumeli!

Uma ucabanga kanjalo, hlola nodokotela ngokushesha. Ubani obheke ukuthi uzobona kulabo abaphikisana nabo, uma isenzo senzeka ngesikhathi sikaMcCarthyism? Ukufihla ePeru, izigebengu ezintandokazi noma ukuwa kwamadoda asebhakabhakeni abhakabhaka? Ngokuphelele kuwe, i-Red Threat iyisithombe esifanayo sokuqoqa njengeSicilian Mafia. Awucabangi ukuthi lonke lase-Italy lilahla uhlobo lobugebengu baseHollywood? Kungenzeka yini ukucasula nge-Cate Blanchett enhle kakhulu (ngobuqotho, indawo engcono kakhulu yochungechunge), enomshayeli we-accent oshayayo "Hamba!" Kakhulu i-Igor Zhizhikin yaseRussia futhi ithwele izinyathelo ezithandekayo mayelana noComrade Stalin?

Ukuphulukiswa kangcono kuGeorge Lucas, owanikeze inkambo yendaba, okugcina ilahlekelwa abanduli abathathu. Cha, cha, akukubi futhi ngaphezu kokumangalisayo, kunzima ukuphuma kumongo ojwayelekile futhi kubonakala ithoyizi enkulu kakhulu. Kubonakala sengathi, ngenxa yakhe futhi kubika iCannes, kubiza ifilimu "hhayi ukuqhubeka okudingekayo." Kodwa yisiphi isono sangempela, ngisho nokuphela okunjalo, "i-Indiana Jones" inika izingqinamba ezinkulumweni eziningi zanamuhla, futhi injabulo yokubona hero ethandekayo esikrinini ibonakala kuphela ngokuthokoza kwe-rumble kusukela kumakholomu omculo:

I-Pam-param-pam-pam, pam-param-pam p-param-pam-pam!