Sekuyisikhathi eside, iziqhawe zakhe zesikrini zaziyizigqila kanye nababulali. Namuhla isimo sesishintshile. Namuhla, abalingiswa bakhe, uma kungenjalo ngokuphelele, khona-ke okungenani abafanele - amandla akhethekile, yegeri, ama-majors. Ngesikhathi esifanayo, u-Igor uzibheka ... ama-comic angukhulu ekhulu. Ngoba empilweni "uyathandeka futhi uhlanza." Umuntu ojabule, ethandazela ukufilosofisa futhi enhle-ukuzihlambalaza. Kungekudala, lapho ubembethe isihloko sehlonipho esithi "Umbulali Ohlonishwayo waseRussia Federation", ngokuvamile exoxweni baxoxela ukuthi omakhelwane bayesaba kanjani ukuhamba nawe esikhwameni. Yisho, hamba, nsizwa, hamba. Sizolinda. Kwabe sekushesha bathi: "Abesabi." Iphoyinti lokushintshwa kwamandla lifika nini? Ngadlula amazinga ambalwa okuqashelwa. Kwakukhona icala: Ngaya esitolo se-hardware, ngathenga okuthile ngendlu ngendwangu. Njengoba kulindelwe, waphakamisa ikhola yakhe, wathatha ikhanda lakhe phezu kwamehlo akhe, ukuze bangamqapheli. Umthengisi njengomthengisi wesitolo sonke: "Ungubani wena, umculi uLibonelov, ngitshele, bathi, nonke niyesaba? Akekho owesabayo. Ngokuvamile ungumuntu, kuhle ngisho. " Yiqiniso, emva kwesikhala esinjalo, bonke abathengi bangibheka ngeso lengqondo kimi.
Namuhla , lapho befunda emgwaqweni, bahlezi ngenxa yezizathu ezithile. Kungani-angikuqondi. Ngakho ufuna ukuthatha othile ngomfutho entanyeni, ukubheka eduze kwamehlo nangokwakhe: "Ngingubani, i-clown?" Ngakho-ke, ake sithi, ngizobona umculi odumile emgwaqweni - ngingamhlekisa ngempela lo muntu? Nakuba behleka kangcono kunalokho besaba.
Yiqiniso, kungcono. Futhi-ke, ngiyakhumbula, kwikhombishini eyodwa ye-TV wena wamemezela ukuthi uyazisola ukuthi awuzange wenze i-serial killer Rocky yakho inonya nakakhulu. Kubantu abasha, emva kokubona lokho okukhululekile, bacabanga. Lokhu ngangingakhulumi nje ngeRyyy - cishe yonke iqoqo le-cinematic yama-freaks. Uhlelo lukaStanislavsky luni: "Ngomlingiswa ongalungile, bheka izici ezinhle futhi uzilungise"?
Yilokho kanye indlela abaculi abaningi abadlala ngayo ihlaya elibi kakhulu empilweni yomndeni ka Igor Lifanev. Thatha "Brigade" efanayo. Bangobani abafana abavela eqenjini le-Bely - ama-bandits ahloniphekile, noma yini?! Umbuthano othumayo. Ngeke ngiyeke ukuphindaphinda: ubonisa okuhle nokuhle esibukweni somuntu oqedile, ngakho-ke, njengomculi, uyisigqila. Ngenxa yokuthi intsha iyodwa ngokwayo ngokwayo iyinquma: uma i-supermen enjalo igxuma wonke umuntu olandelanayo, abesezingeni elihle kakhulu, abafana abalungile. Umthelela omubi onjalo ngenxa yokuthi abafana abadubula ku "Brigade", bathanda kakhulu abalingiswa babo, futhi abatholanga amandla okunqamula okungadingekile.
Ngolunye usuku omunye osebenza naye wangitshela ukuthi indodana yakhe eneminyaka engu-13 ubudala nabangani bakhe banquma ukudala "iqembu elipholile" ekilasini. Futhi kumalungu ahloniphekile kuze kube phakade (!) Thatha umlingisi uSergei Bezrukov, ngoba esesithombe sikaSasha Bely - isithombe sabo. Esinye isithombe esisefreyini ekilasini odongeni lubekwe. Ukuthembeka, emva kwalolu daba, kwaba yinto ehamba phambili. Empeleni ukuthi indodakazi yami yayikhula. Cha, makangizonda mina kangcono kuneDwala elifanayo eKomsomol elihloniphekile elichaza. Khumbula ukuthi mangaki amantombazane emva kokuthi "Interdevochki" aphuphe ekubeni izifebe! Thina, abadlali, akekho ucabange ngemiphumela enjalo. Sayina isivumelwano, sidlala, sithola imali - kanye ne-adieu. Kodwa abantu ngokweqile bahlanganisa ukuxhaphazwa kwesikrini sethu. Ngemuva kwe-pleiad enkulu yababulali nama-hooligans, waqala ukudlala indima enhle. Abaqondisi ekugcineni bakwazi ukuhluleka ukungazi ukuthi kukhona ukukhanya okuphelele nokuphefumula, kepha ukuhlanzeka komphefumulo, noma ukhathele yizinto ezidakayo? Ngaqala ukwenza ngokudonswa kwama-90. Khona-ke wonke lawa makarubhethi namanye ama-urkagans ayedinga. Siyabonga uNkulunkulu, manje lokhu kugagasi kudlulile. Kodwa ngingumculi, nhlobo. Nikeza umdlalo wendima.
Lapho nje etshela u-Ukraine ngesihluku, ngendlela, izintatheli engizifuna ukudlala "okwesibhakabhaka". Cabanga ukuthi yini eyaqala? Kodwa nginomunye into engqondweni - iqiniso lokuthi ngithanda noma yiliphi uhlamvu njengomculi. Udinga i-Major Pugachev enhle - yithole. Okwesithathu okulungile, noma ukuzingela okwesabekayo - hhayi umbuzo. Yiqiniso, ngikhuluma ngalokhu ngephuzu eliqinile, kodwa angeke libe ngenye indlela. Isikhathi sihlukile. Akekho, njengangaphambili, "i-Seagull" iminyaka emibili ukuvuselela futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo noma ngabe injabulo ngeke. Izinyanga ezimbili - okungenani. Ijubane lihlukile. Namuhla kudingekile ukuba uphile hhayi ngokusho kukaStanislavsky, kodwa ngomsindo we-tempo-rhyth of life. Erekhodini lakho, ifilimu ethi "Izincwadi ku-Elsa" ihlukile. O, futhi wena uyisidumbu lapho! Emkhayeni wangempela womndeni, u-Igor Lifanev onemibuzo enjalo kwakudingeka abhekane nayo?
Indima yami kuncane, kodwa ibalulekile. Akuyona into engithakazelisayo ukuba ngidlale uchungechunge lwama-100 olulandelanayo olulandelayo lwendoda eyodwa engenasimo. Ngisho noma ngisho into esiqhingini esanele ukwanelisa izisusa zami ezenzayo, kholwa mina, akukho Hamlet okuzodingeka. Nginayo i-Hamlet yami yonke imisebenzi. Futhi ngokuqondene nama geeks, aseduze nathi, kuzo zonke izinyathelo. Ngibonile nakakhulu. Kodwa lo mculi akudingeki ukuba azicwilise kulolu lwazi. Ngezinye izikhathi amanyuvesi abafundi bezemidlalo yaseshashalazini babheka esitimeleni - ngubani, njengoba ehamba, ama-limps. Mhlawumbe, lesi yisinyathelo sokuqala. Kodwa umculi ophumelele ukuhlanganiswa. Okunye okuphelile. Kimi ezimweni ezinjalo ekhanda ikhompyutha ethile ijoyina. Angikaze ngilwile, angikaze ngibe ejele, futhi ngiphutha ngenxa yezempi yami kanye ne-cons. Futhi ngaphezu kwalokho umculi akadingi ukubulala umuntu ukungena esithombeni sombulali. Igor, kuyiqiniso ukuthi ngasekuqaleni kweminyaka engu-90 ubambe inkanyezi ekubukeleni kweRussia yokuqala, cishe ifilimu ye-porn "Fun-4"? Uqondise lapho okwamanje uDmitry Meskhiev ubhalwe ohlwini.
Akuyona i-porn - yayinamandla ! Ngaqaphela lapho ngingazitholela khona, lapho icala seliphelile. Meskhievaya, endleleni, akazange abone. Lapho, abaqondisi abahlukahlukene badubula amanoveli abo amancane. Le ndima ayikwazi ukubizwa. Ngiya egumbini, kukhona owesifazane olele elele. Ngiyamthinta nje, usenalo uhlobo oluthile lwehhashi. Ngathola amadola angu-300 - ngalezo zikhathi isibalo esikhulu-esibhakabhakeni, ngathenga i-TV yokuqala yaseJapane empilweni yami. Ngangibukele futhi ngikujabulela. Kodwa lokhu manje ngikutshela ngokuthula ngakho. Futhi-ke ngiyazi ukuthi kungenandaba kanjani, ukuthi kwakungamahloni kanjani! Yonke impilo yakhe waqalekisa. Kuhle, kufana nokulala nomalume ongaziwa. Cha, akusikho kimi. Ukuzinengiso. Yebo, yebo, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi kukhona i-grenade emathangeni noma ngesibhamu esincane eqhwa. Kwangivame ukubonakala kimi ukuthi abalingisi abanjengawe, uthola ukudubula ngezimo ezimbi kakhulu, ingozi noma isithwathwa, noma into yokuziqhayisa, pah-pah ... Cishe wonke umdlali we-set isitholile. Kodwa-ke thina singabaculi. Ngesikhathi ngise-movie "Ugibe lombulali", umqashi, okwenza i-pirouette emoyeni, wangithutha ngesangu. Yebo, ngakho ngiyeke. Vula amehlo ami - bonke abasebenzi befilimu abesabayo bahamba phezu kwami. Bathi ku-set of "Special Forces-2", lapho udlala khona i-hero ye-Khrust enhle, waxoshwa izikhathi eziningana kusuka esiteleni ...
Cha, abazange . Futhi lesi simo sasimangalisa ngempela. Ekuqaleni kwakuhlelwe ukuthi udoti lapho amanga okulimala eCommunch azokwenziwa yizimbongolo ezimbili. Kodwa izilwane ezinenkani azifuni ukusebenza. Ngakho-ke, ezintabeni, kwakudingeka ngidonsele abafana abampofu kwabasebenza nabo. Futhi uma ekuqaleni kokuqopha bangihlambalaza: "Into enayo, Igorek, hhayi kahle kakhulu - izimpendulo ezimbalwa zazo zonke," manje sengifikile ngokugcwele. Ikhamera isusa ubuso babo obuqhekekile, futhi kusukela ngezansi ngineqhawe: "Yebo, anginayo umbhalo okwanele, kodwa wena ungidonsela kuwe." Ngalesi sikhathi, into enzima kunabo bonke abafana kwakungeke bahleke.
U-Igor, enkulumweni owavuma ukuthi eminyakeni embalwa edlule, inkampani enomngane oseduze, u-Dmitry Nagiyev, uhlanganiswe ngokuphelele nemikhuba emibi, ikakhulukazi ngesiphuzo. Futhi lokho, kusukela ngaleso sikhathi, akukho gram?
Kulungile, ngani? Igama elithi "liboshwe" lizwakala ngandlela-thile. Nagiyev futhi angiyona nje abangane, sifana nabafowethu. Kanye i-LGITMiK iphelile, kanye namantombazane ama-priudarali. Futhi balwa ndawonye kuNevsky Prospekt. Ngesinye sezidalwa umfowethu wendawo uDima Nos waphula. Yebo, baphuza ukuze baphile kahle. Ngelinye igama, sineendlela ejabulisayo yokuphila. Base bekhulile, babamba amahhashi. U-Dima wehlisa kancane, angizange ngikwenze. Wonke umuntu unesimo sakhe sengqondo. Igor, udubula kanjani ngesigqi esinzima kangaka sokucindezeleka ukudubula, uphumula kanjani?
Yebo, hlobo luni lokucindezeleka! Lapha, ngokwesibonelo, namhlanje ngizothatha izithombe zobusuku bonke. Ngizohlala ekhaya ngehora lesithupha ekuseni. Ngizogeza, ngilale. Ngakho lolu uhlobo lwenjabulo: Nginenhlanhla ngoba nginomsebenzi onjalo, futhi nginento ethile kuyo. Ngakho kungani kufanele ngiphumule kulo? Angikuqondi ukugxeka abanye osebenza nabo: "Ah, ngikhathele! Yeka indlela engangithukuthela ngayo ngalezi zingcingo! "Yebo, kufanele senze ngokuvinjelwa okukhulu kakhulu, ikakhulukazi uma amaphrojekthi amaningi kanye nezikhathi ezinqunyelwe zingaphansi kwengcindezi. Ngandlela-thile ngasebenza ngaphandle kokulala izinsuku ezintathu. Ukulala kancane - nokwanele. Ngakho-ke? Ngizofanele, ngizoba nemidlalo emithathu elandelanayo, futhi ngizodlala eziyishumi. Kupholile ngempela - ngizikhokhela ezilalelini. Uma utshele indaba ekhukhumezayo mayelana nokushintshaniswa kwephasi lakho elidala, iSoviet, ipasipoti entsha, isiRashiya. Kule ndaba, usenayo izinkinga ezingaxazululwanga nobuzwe. Kwakungumongameli kuphela u-Putin owayengasiza umculi. Igor, unqume lo mbuzo? Eminyakeni embalwa edlule, njengesakhamuzi esilandela umthetho, ngashintsha imibhalo eSt. Petersburg. An wayengekho nhlobo.
Umpasipoti wambuza wathi: "Sithandwa sami, futhi uhlala kuphi ngaphambili?" Njengoba ezwa ukuthi edolobheni laseNukraine laseNikolaev, waqhubeka nokuhlaselwa: "Ngakho manje ungumuntu ongenamuntu." Lokhu kungukuthi, ngisho nomuntu ongenamakhaya - akekho nhlobo. Awunakucabange ukuthi mangaki amabhabhinethi engiye ngaphazamisa, ukuthi mangaki amaphepha engiwusayine. Konke akusizi ngalutho. Lesi simo sasiyinkimbinkimbi nakakhulu lokuthi epasipoti endala ngangilimele ngephutha ikhasi lokuqala, futhi izinhlamvu ezimbili zokuqala zishiya isibongo. Kuhle futhi kuphi, kubuzwa, kimi ngesibongo samaFans? Futhi ngenxa yokulimala kwempahla kahulumeni, eyayiyipasipoti yesakhamuzi sase-USSR, kwakudingeka iphele.
Lapho ekugcineni kufika udumo oluthile, kwadingeka ngifune usizo ku-First Channel, okwakhuphula umbuzo wami ezingeni loMnyango Wezobulungiswa. UVolokita wagcina unyaka nonyaka. Yiqiniso, lapho ngise "umuntu wezwe", kwakuyihlazo. Ngaleso sikhathi indodakazi yami yazalwa, ngakho-ke yayisisakhamuzi saseRussia ngamadokhumenti. Futhi ubaba wakhe uyinhlanhla ... Igor, uneminyaka engakanani uNastya manje? Okuyishumi nane.
Igor, nekusasa sesinqume kakade?
Cha, akunjalo. Futhi angiphazamisi kule nqubo. Into eyodwa engiyayiyazi ngokuqinisekile: ngeke abe isazi se-physicist noma i-botanist. Kungenzeka ukuthi uzokhetha uhlobo oluthile lochwepheshe bokudala. Ngangivame ukuthatha nami kusukela ebuntwaneni. Ngesikhathi esifanayo wakhulela ukuze akwazi ukuzimela. Saya ejimini naye, ngamfundisa amasu ahlukene okulwa, awakwazi ngokushesha. Njalo ekuseni - inkokhelo eyinkimbinkimbi kanye nokugeza kweqhwa.
Ngesikhathi esifanayo, uNastia wayeyintombazane enhle kakhulu, usuku lonke - into entsha yokububula. Ngesikhathi eqala ukuphefumula engisebenza naye ku-BDT. Nganquma ukwenza ingane ijabule futhi yazethula komunye nomunye. Lo mculi ohlonishwayo waxwayiswa kusengaphambili mayelana nemizwa yomfana omncane. Lona, njengoba kulindeleke, laqala ukusakaza ngezwi elinikeziwe: "Sawubona, Nastya. Ungubani? Yini ofuna ukutshela yona? "Khona-ke, ubuhle bethu, ngokusobala, buvela emanzini amaningi, ukukhanya kwelanga kwamamatheka kakhulu, i-cilia yahloma futhi ... njengomlenze we-hero-lover ukhahlela! Yena, lo muntu ohluphekile, waphakamisa futhi wabubula ngezwi eliqinile: "Yeka intombazane enhle! Ungakhohlwa ukukhokha ubaba wakho umnsalo ophansi. " U-Nastya uyindodakazi yakho kusuka emshadweni wakho wokuqala. Ubudlelwano noTatyana, owayengumkakhe wangaphambili, behlala bejwayelekile? Yebo, futhi ngithokoza kakhulu ngalokho. Uyazi, ekuqaleni ngangiba nomhawu ngalabo abangitshele ngendaba ejabulisayo, bathi, ngisosha elihle kangaka, ngihlukanisile, futhi angizisoli futhi ngithumele wonke umuntu. Lokhu akukwenzeki. Noma yikuphi ukukhathazeka komndeni kunzima kakhulu.
Umkakho wangaphambili ungumdlali we-actress. Mhlawumbe nje izingodo ezimbili azihambisani nelinye elilodwa? O, yebo wena! Mina, niyazi, njalo unalo ibhere elilodwa endaweni yalo. Lapha iphuzu lihlukile: bayeka uthando. Umqondisi wakho u-Elena ungumkakho wesibili. Akunzima yini usuku nosuku ukuba ndawonye ngamahora angu-24 ngosuku? Ngimhle kakhulu kuye. Futhi ngiyajabula ukuthi nginethuba lokwenza isimo: Ngizofika ekudubula kuphela nomkami. Ake ucabange, usuku lonke engivuthayo kulesi sakhiwo. Ngiphuma sonke sineared, esabekayo. Futhi ekhaya - yiba yiBelorussia, i-Ukraine, iRashiya - ngizohlanzwa masinyane, ngifakwe futhi ngondliwe. Kukhona hhayi ukuphila?