Kungani I-Shepelev?
Ngoba uqobo ungumuntu wezwe. Eminyakeni engu-27, wakwazi ukuguqula amazwe amathathu e-CIS (iBelarus, Ukraine, eRussia) futhi ekhanyisa ngamunye, noBelarus no-Ukraine, bephuthelwe u-Dima, izintambo ezihlabayo. Ngoba kuhle (yebo, asiyikufihla ngemuva kwezingqikithi!), I-Charismatic, ngoba igama ephaketheni lakhe ngeke likhuphuke. Absolutely ambitious. Futhi ngozwela ubiza igama elithi "kastrychnik" (Okthoba) eBelarusian! Ngaphezu kwalokho, akashadile, okwenza kube mnandi. UDmitry, ngokusobala, wahlala eMoscow ngokungathí sina futhi isikhathi eside. Kuyiqiniso ukuthi baye baphetha isivumelwano esiqinile ne "First Channel", enye yezinto ezivinjelwe emsebenzini wakho kuthelevishini kwamanye amazwe, ikakhulukazi e-Ukraine? Uma kunjalo, lokhu kuyadabukisa umbukeli wase-Ukraine. Ungadabuki. Ngempela ngiphila ku-White-stone futhi ngisayine ngempela isivumelwano ne "First Channel". Kodwa kungani ungabheka ithelevishini yase-Ukraine nhlobo? Yonke inkathi yokugcina ngenza umbukiso ophumelelayo e-TRC Ukraine "Graesh Chi Not Graesh". Wena ngokushesha futhi ngokungavumelani wamukele isipho sokuba umbukiso ohamba phambili wokuhlukaniswa kweRiphabhliki "ngokunikela" i-Star Factory "yethu?
Ukhuluma ngani ngemihlatshelo? Kungaphezulu kosizo. Ake ucabange ukukhululeka okuhlangenwe nakho ngabethuli be-TV e-Ukraine lapho ngifika eMoscow. Ngamukele isipho sokuba umholi we "Okokuqala" futhi angizange ngizisole ngakho. Utholephi uConstantine Ernst? Ngicabanga ukuthi uKonstantin Lvovich wangibona ngesikhathi esifanele nasendaweni efanele. Ukungahambisani okunjalo okujabulisayo. Lapho ngempela, angikwazi ukusho. Kukhona inguqulo ukuthi ngemva kwakho konke, angizange ngibhale igama lami ku-chalk ku-asphalt eduze nombhoshongo we-TV ye-Ostankino. Ukushayela eMoscow kwakunzima noma ngabe wawungenakho ukuncintisana? Angizange ngidlule i-castings. Ngokuqinisekile ukuphathwa kweziteshi ze-TV ze-Ukraine uye ukhetha ukukhetha eMoscow, ukusho okungenani, ngaphandle kokushisekela. Ungesabi: "Kodwa ngokuzumayo eMoscow ngeke ngize enkantolo, kanti eKiey kumele abuyele ekhanda phansi, amehlo adabukisayo edabukisayo?
Cha, ngangingesabi. Ukuya eMoscow kwakungekho okubi, kodwa kuyathakazelisa kakhulu. E-Kiev, ngichitha unyaka ngingasebenzi - yilapho amehlo ami ayebuhlungu. Uma ubheka "kwiGugu leRiphabhlikhi", kubonakala sengathi uzalwa ngokuqondile kuloluhlelo. Akuyona isithunzi senjabulo, ukuthuthumela - ukuzethemba ngokweqile, amahlaya. Kodwa empeleni, esiteji, enkantolo yezinkanyezi, i-maitre-santimetra. Ingabe wayenenkinga ekuqaleni? Ekuqaleni ngazizwa ngingakhululekile. Kube nomzwelo, njengokungathi ubeka ikhanda lakhe ku-TV: yonke indawo - abantu abadumile nabantu abafanelwe kahle. Kodwa u-Yuri Alexandrovich Nikolayev wayehlale engibamba isandla sami, akazange amcasule, wangishaya ikhanda futhi ngathula. U-Nikolaev ukulangazelela ukukubona? Wabeka imibono, waqondiswa, wamemeza, mhlawumbe? U-Yuri Alexandrovich akafuni ngisho nokumemeza izinja zakhe. Sihlangabezane nokubukezwa kweskripthi sombukiso wokuqala "I-Property of the Republic". Bashaya izandla behlekisayo. Yilokho konke. Uncle Jura (ngezinye izikhathi ngizivumela ukuthi ngizibize u-Yuri Alexandrovich) ungumlingani obekezela kakhulu, ozwelayo futhi okhululekile. Futhi kuqala futhi kunamandla amakhulu kimi. Ngandlela-thile kwavela ukuthi sithathwa njengabababa nendodana. Ngezinye izikhathi ngithatha ucingo futhi ngizwa ngokuphendula okuthile okufana nalokhu: "UDmitry, hello noYuri Alexandrovich akukhona nje ngengozi eduze?" Angikwazi ukumelana nombuzo wokuvinjelwa komncintiswano onamandla eMoscow, ikakhulukazi kuthelevishini lapho kunamandla khona okusinda khona, futhi kuthiwa, zonke izindlela zilungile. Futhi-ke ngokuzumayo kumsebenzi obalulekile ubonakala ovela engaziwa, osemusha, onamandla, futhi evela kwesinye isimo. Lokhu kuthatha kanjani imvelo?
Iqiniso lokuthi uvela kwelinye izwe, lapha isikhathi eside akekho omangala. Ngicabanga ukuthi imvelo yabona ukubukeka kwami ngentshisekelo nokuqonda, ngaphandle kwezinsongo ezibekwe emgqeni emgqeni emnyango wangena endlini yami. Ukungahambi kahle kwezilingo zaseMoscow - amakilabhu ebusuku, amantombazane, "i-cinema, iwayini, i-dominoes" engakonakali umuntu othobekile waseKiev? Umfana ovela eKiev, mhlawumbe, futhi owonakele, ephihliwe, ephonswe phansi empilweni, ehlulwe phansi. Futhi ngingumfana ovela eMinsk. Ngokusobala, usuqedile - "Emiphakathini emikhulu" iqhaza "Emdlalweni Wesihluku" uya. Lokhu kungukuthi - isibindi, lapho "umhlaba - nokufa kubomvu," ukoma u-adrenaline noma isifiso sokuzihlola ukuze uthole amandla? Kunzima ukuphendula. Umncintiswano wezemidlalo othakazelisayo kanye nohambo lwezamabhizinisi phesheya, ngaphezu kwalokho, nesibonelelo somnikelo wansuku zonke. Uhlobo luni lwentombazane okufanele lube yilo, ukuze kuthi uma umbuka, uchaza ukuthi: "Lokhu akuyona i-heroine yenveli yami"? Isibonelo, kufanele abe yindoda ekhanda. Futhi ukuthi yini ongayibona, ngokushesha nje lapho ebona, futhi ngokushesha: "Ah!" Namuhla ungumethuli we-TV odumile, okusho ukuthi uthole izimali ezinhle. Bangakwazi ukwenza isenzo esibucayi - ngokwesibonelo, ingabe ngenxa yothando lwakho othandekayo ngaso leso sikhathi uphonsa konke ku-penny, noma ufinyelele imibuzo enjalo nge-intelligence kanye ne-pragmatism? Uma ubuza ngezipho engizenzayo, angiyikuvumela imali yokugcina ihambe. Angikuvumelani nawe ukuthi ukuthatha konke phansi kwe-penny kuyinto ephawulekayo yokuthandana. Uhlobo luni lwamaphutha wesifazane, ama-whims angakhipha ngokushesha? Imibuzo eyisiphukuphuku, yebo. Kanti futhi iminwe isikhathi eside ngomunwe. Uma kungenjalo, abesifazane bahle ekuhleleni kwabo. Ngokuqinisekile wayenezindaba ezithile zothando ezaphela ekuhlukaniseni. Ungaba umngane wakho "ex"? Yebo, iningi lazo zangaphambili ngemibandela emihle. Siya kumngane womunye nomunye, sihlala ekhishini, siphuze umunyu, u-nostalgic, ukhale. Ingabe uhlelo lomshado oluzayo lukaDmitry Shepelev luya ekuphileni? Cha, akunjalo. Manje akuyona into engithakazelisayo kimi nhlobo.
Ngokombono wakho, ukuthandana phakathi kowesifazane oneminyaka engaphezulu kwengu-40 nomuntu ongaphezu kuka-20 (okungajwayelekile manje) kusekelwe kuphela ekukhangizweni ngokocansi, noma kukhona okukhona okubalwa kulokhu? Kubonakala kimi, ukufakazela ukuthi lokhu kufana nokubhala "wonke omagazini abalukhuni badinga ukushiswa". Musa ukukhiqiza! Kodwa kuthiwani ngensizwa ehlangana noMadonna? Awuboni yini ukufutheka emehlweni abo? Awusozi yini ukuthi uthintwa indlela ayondla ngayo ushizi we-cottage futhi ukhonta ukuba athathe i-pantyhose ngaphansi kwebhulukwe lakhe ukuze angabikho? Ngabe ukhuluma ngani? Ubuhlobo obuhle kakhulu, ngobuqotho. Uzizwa kanjani ngamathoyizi amantombazane amnandi: izithuthuthu, izimoto, izikhali, amamephu? Ungakwazi ukudubula, ukugibela? Awunandaba? Ngenjabulo ngiyidayisa imoto. Ukubamba izingalo akunandaba. Kanye nezithuthuthu, ngesaba ukungena ngemuva kwesondo lawo. Amamephu akhetha ukudweba indawo ngesikhathi sokuhamba okude nokuthakazelisayo. Ngokuba roulette Angihlali phansi, ngoba ngiqala ukunikeza iseluleko ku-croupier, futhi bangiqhubezela entanyeni ngemuva kwetafula. Buka imikhuba yefashini, imikhiqizo? Uma kunjalo, yiyiphi oyithandayo? Kunalokho, ngizibukela futhi ngigqoke lokho engikuthandayo, hhayi lokho engikudingayo ukugqoka. Ngicabanga ukuthi ku-wardrobe kufanele kube kokubili izinto ezibizayo nezishibhile kakhulu. Namuhla amadoda, ikakhulukazi izisebenzi zikahulumeni, aphephekile ukuba abheke okuhle. Uyaya ejimini lokuzivocavoca, awudideki izinqubo zezimonyo, ukuhlunga okufanayo? Nginamahloni ukuba ngilale kubalandeli bese ngisusa izinwele. Angesabi izikhamu futhi angiboni lutho olungenacala kulokhu. Umhlabathi omnyama ngaphansi kwezipikili ububi kakhulu kune-varnish engenambala. Ungakwazi yini ukwenza okuthile ngezandla zakho - lungisa umshini wokuhlanza, insimbi, vula isibani sokukhanya, ubeke isithombe esodongeni?
Usanda kukhishwa isibani sokukhanyisa ku-vacuum cleaner. Nginganikeza iseluleko esithile. Uhlobo luni lweholide oyithandayo - olusebenzayo, olubi, oludlulele? Enkampanini, yedwa? Leli hlobo ngangihamba ngeSpanishi ngesondo kanye nenye. Angithukuthezi ngedwa ngedwa, othandekayo wami, amakhadi, ikhamera, nezincwadi. Ehlobo eledlule ngangihamba nge-US ngeqembu elikhulu labangani. Sasijabulisa kakhulu - lolu luhambo olukhumbuleka kakhulu empilweni yami. Ngiyakhonza futhi ngilale ebhishi, futhi ngifake nge-surf.