Funda ukuhlala phansi, uphonsa izinyawo zakho ngemuva kwekhanda lakho noma uphazamise njengenyoka: bonke abafana baphupha ngokulala nobulili, ngoba bangazifaka engosini engakwazi ukuhlangabezana nanoma yikuphi "iKamasutra."
Thola umkhuba wokugcina ibhodlela lesiphuzo sakhe esithandayo ekhaya. Phakamisa indlela yobukhosi: emgodini bese unesidlo esifanele. Yenza lokhu ezimweni ezimbili: uma kubi futhi uma kuhle kakhulu. Futhi uyeke ekugcineni amnike izinkulumo ezingozini zokuphuza utshwala.
Ungasifihli isithunzi sakho kuye. Indoda inelungelo lokujabulela umbono wabathandekayo bakhe hhayi nje embhedeni. Kuthiwani ngokugcoba phansi ngenkathi efunda incwadi yakhe ayithandayo embhedeni? Ngikholelwa, isinyathelo sakho ngeke siqondwe. Ungabi namahloni. Udinga ukwenza konke ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, uma nje isifuba siphakeme, njengebhande elithi "Imfihlo" yahlabelela.
Ukusebenzisa ukukhulumisana kweselula ukukwazisa umfana mayelana nokufika kwabazali bakho kanye nesidingo sokuthenga isipho sokuzalwa komuntu ofunda naye kungukuchitha imali. Kungani ungamniki iseshini ngocansi efonini, ikakhulukazi uma ephuthelwa emhlanganweni olandelayo. Lena yindlela ephumelela kakhulu yokugqugquzela umcabango wesilisa futhi ushibhile kakhulu kunomsebenzi ofanayo opharetha ocingweni bezocansi.
Ungalindeli isoka lakho ukuthenga ifilimu entsha kusuka kumqondisi wakhe ozithandayo. Landelela ukukhishwa kwesithombe ku-DVD futhi uthenge okuningi, ngakho ungathola indlela elula yokwenza ubuhlobo bungcono kangcono nomthandekayo wakho. Abafana kunabo bonke bathanda amathoyizi, futhi kuphela ke konke okunye. Ngaphandle kwalokho, ubheka, futhi ama-movie akho owathandayo azoqala ukuwa.
Awunaso yini njalo ithuba lokusho ngokuzwakalayo ukuthi isoka lakho lipholile? Sebenzisa ulimi lwezandla kulokhu. Uma ugibela ku-elevator egcwele, thinta it for ... Yebo, wena kangcono wazi ukuthi kungani. Uma uyiyintombazane enesizotha futhi isenzo esinjalo sibonakala sinyanyisa kakhulu kuwe, khona-ke nje vele isoka lakho ehlathini bese uhleka emlonyeni wakhe amagama ambalwa athandekayo. Ngikholelwa, uyojabula ukuthi awunamahloni ngemizwa yakho.
Inkolelo yokuthi izinqubo eziseduze kumele zenziwe ngasese, zafika nabesifazane abadala baseHollywood abangeke besakwazi ukubhubhisa indawo ye-bikini phambi kwababusi abasha. Ungakhohlwa ukusibamba ngomusa emuva, unciphisa amadevu akho nesilevu - akukho lutho olujabulisa umfana njengoba owesifazane emzimbeni wakhe.
Yeka ukukhamuluka "Uphinde udle amaqanda aqhekekile!" Uma ephinde adle amaqanda. Khumbula kanye nhlobo: amaqanda yizivumelwano zakho. Lena yindlela esheshayo, elula futhi ephansi kakhulu yokwenza amaprotheni, okudingekayo kuye, kuhlanganise nempilo yomuntu. Akufanelekile ukuphindaphinda iqiniso lokuthi i-egg cholesterol iyingozi kubo bonke odokotela. Kunalokho, pheka ngesibindi isidlo sakhe samadoda asithandayo. Ngokuqinisekile uye ngcono.
Uma ucabanga ukuthi ubumnandi bothando ngukuzikhethela kowesifazane kuphela, ulahlekile kakhulu. Awudli ingxenye eyodwa nengxenye ngesikhathi samaqembu ezinkampani. Futhi uyadla! Ngakho-ke, lapho ulungiselela ukuhlangana naye, cabanga ngendlela ongayithokozisa ngayo. Kuphela musa ukubonisa uthando lwakhe ngemishayo. Khetha ushokoledi omnyama kunazo zonke, okwenza kube nokukhiqizwa kwama-endorphin. Lokhu, eqinisweni, injabulo igxilwe ngocingo.
Akudingekile ukuhudula umfana ku-disco uma ufuna ukudansa. Dancing ekhaya nangaphansi komculo ozithandayo. Uzohlatshwa umxhwele, ikakhulukazi uma uqala ukugoqa ngaphansi kwe-albhamu entsha "Metallica".
Uma isoka lakho lithanda ukuphonsa amasokisi nxazonke zendlu, ungammangaleli, kodwa udale "Iqembu lezinsipho ezihlakazekile." Esikhathini esitolo "Konke for 1 hryvnia" uthenge isikhwama samasokisi, futhi emnyangweni wezimpahla zezingane i-siren encane kanye ne-toy megaphone. Manje cindezela! Namathisela i-siren ekhanda lakho, ngena ekamelweni lapho ebukela i-TV futhi, ehlakaza amasokisi kulo lonke igumbi, uhlabelele: "Uyabingiswa nguSock Spreading Service!" Lokhu ukusebenza uzoyikhumbula kuze kube phakade futhi ngeke usaphonsa amasokisi!
Thatha ukubamba ukubiza abazali bakhe, ngakho ungafunda ukwenza ubuhlobo kangcono nomuntu othandekayo wakho. Ngubani, uma kungenjalo, angakutshela indlela yokuphatha indoda efana nabo njengamaconsi amabili amanzi. Nginikeza isiqinisekiso sokuthi amaphesenti angamakhulu ayisishiyagalolunye: izingxabano zakho zizophela ngokushesha nje uma usho inkulumo yamagic "Yebo, ngizohamba, ngizobiza umama wakho." Ungakhohlwa: kunoma yikuphi ukungqubuzana into ebalulekile iyakha!
Ukubuka ukuthi imisipha yomfana yakho ikhula kanjani, ngezinye izikhathi uyayidinga ngesikhathi sokuqeqesha.
Kubonakala ehholo ekuphakameni kokuqeqeshwa kwakhe, futhi lolu suku luzokhunjulwa isikhathi eside. Akukhona ngisho nokuba khona kowesifazane kuphakamisa amandla abagijimi besilisa. Kungokuqala nje ukuza kuye ukuqeqeshwa. Futhi okokuqala kuhlale kukhunjulwa. Ungalindeli ukuya yedwa - thatha intombi yakho. Mhlawumbe uzothatha umuntu othile lapho. Futhi uzizwa uhle, futhi umngane wakho uyazuza.
Abafana bathanda ukunaka njengamantombazane, ngakho-ke lapho ekuseni ehhovisi uthola eposeni lakho ikhadi leposi elimisiwe, cabanga ukuthi kusihlwa kusihlwa. Nakuba esikhundleni samakhadi kungcono ukumthumelela i-cutlet eKiev kanye nesaladi.
Funda ukuqonda imikhiqizo yezimoto ezibizayo neziphuzo ezidakayo. Kuthatha isikhathi esincane, kodwa amazwi akho mayelana nokuthi i-Ardbeg ayiyona iphunga njengeLafrouge, naphezu kokuthi abalandeli abaningi base-whiskey bacabanga kanjalo, futhi ukumiswa kukaVaisman kunzima kakhulu ku "Morgan", kuzobangela ukukhula okusheshayo kwezenzo zakho. Emva kwalokho, ubuhlobo bakho buzoshintsha ngempela!
Yenza i-tattoo ngegama lakhe. Kodwa khetha indawo engabonwa nguye kuphela. Ukuqhuma kokuzihlonipha komfana wakho kuqinisekisiwe! Kodwa-ke, uma ngingenaso isiqiniseko sokuthi lo ngumuntu wakho wokugcina, yenza i-tattoo yesikhashana, noma kuzodingeka ususe igama lomthandekayo wakho emzimbeni wakho, njengo-Angelina Jolie nezinye izinkanyezi ezifanele ukuzenza.
Landa ukuthuthukiswa komdlalo wakhe wekhompiyutha oyintandokazi. Awazi ukwenza lokhu, cela i-sysadmin. Woza ekhaya ngaphambili futhi okungenani uzenze sengathi uzama ukudlula leli zinga elisha. Uma ekubona udlala umdlalo engakabi nesikhathi sokudlala, uzoba isithombe sakhe. Okungenani isikhashana.
Funda ukulungisa iphampu. Yile nqubo eyenza abantu bahlale behlanya: abaningi abakaze bakwenze. Nje ungaqapheli ukuthatha isibukovu nezimpukane ngaphambi kokubuyela ekhaya. Vumela ukungena ngemvume kokuqala ukungakwazi kwakhe ukwenza umsebenzi wesilisa oyisiqalo. Yebo, unelungelo lomklomelo ngalokhu. Yikuphi, kuxhomeke ekucabangeni kwesoka lakho.
I-SMS akuyona indlela enothando kakhulu yokuveza imizwa. Umlayezo omfushane ungadluliselwa, isibonelo, ngesibuko. Thenga i-lipstick eshibhile ngokukhethekile ngalesi simo bese ubhala izincwadi ezincane kuye. Akudingeki ukuba ukhumbuze ukuthi sekuyisikhathi sokukhokha izinsizakusebenza noma uya ku-detergent. Glue panties zakho kwi logo yeqembu lakhe ozithandayo football ngosuku lomdlalo obalulekile. Ngisho noma abadlali belahlekelwa, nakanjani uzowina. Futhi ukuze ugubhe ukunqoba, akudingeki ulinde kuze kube sekupheleni umdlalo uphele. Ukuvota ku-archive yezithombe zabazali bakhe, thola izithombe zezingane zakhe futhi ubenze into efana ne-albhamu yama-thematic, okubhekwa kahle ndawonye ngesikhathi se-candlelight dinner yothando.
Vula ingoma yakhe ayithandayo, uyihlabelele kumakrofoni, bese ufaka umculo ofanayo ngezwi lakho. Ulungele ukugcwalisa ithrekhi ku-iPod yayo bese ulinda umphumela. Uma engayithokozi, zibheke ngokwengeziwe umfana ozwela ngokomzwelo. Uma ungazi ukuthi ungasebenzisa kanjani umhleli womculo okuvumela ukuthi unciphise amathrekhi amaningana alalelwayo munye, kuzodingeka uthathe izifundo ezimbalwa ekufundeni kwekhompyutha. Kodwa kufanelekile.
Thatha isithombe! Ngokwesibonelo, hhayi nje nentombi, nenja yakhe futhi ufake lesi sithombe esikhwameni sakhe. Uma ebamba esikhwameni, uthola lesi sithombe bese efunda ngemuva "Sikukhumbula", uzokhipha izinyembezi, aphonse konke abuyele ekhaya. Into eyinhloko ukuthi kulokhu kusihlwa awucabangi ukuhlangana nabangani bakho-intombazane. Yiba nomcimbi. Akuyona kuphela yamantombazane, kodwa i-bachelor party yangempela. Mema bonke abangane bakhe, ungamtsheli, Yebo, hhayi igama. Futhi ungaqapheli ukuhamba lapho abafana bephuzile. Lona umbono wakho, futhi uhlanganyele ngokugcwele kulo mcimbi. Umhlangano wabangane abadala abahlelwe nguwe isipho esihle kakhulu, futhi uzoba nethuba elihle lokulalela lokho akuhlehlisa ngakho nabangani bakhe.
Thenga uhambo. I-Romantic! Yiqiniso, ezimbili. Cha, hhayi ejensi lokuhamba, kodwa esiteshini sesitimela. Thatha amathikithi esiteshini se-suburban ihora elilodwa ukusuka, futhi ukusuka lapho, uhamba ngezinyawo. Kuthibhile futhi kuthukuthele. Ungakhohlwa ukuthi ubuhlobo bakho bufana ne-antenna yethelevishini: kokubili kuxhomeke kakhulu endaweni ongayifaka ngayo. Funda ukuzidonsa uphinde uzishaye phezulu ezindlini ezingalingani. Hudula umfana ukuhamba futhi, udlula indawo yokudlala, unikezele ukuncintisana. Ngisho noma ulahlekelwa, ikhono lakho lokwenza lezi zivivinyo zamandla kuzomshaya.
Ngaphandle kwekhanda lakhe! Ngithathele esiteshini sezindiza esiseduze futhi ngifeze iphupho lakhe elidala ukuze ngifinyelele ngeparachute. Ukunciphisa inani elibangela i-adrenaline lingakwazi ukuhlala ocansini kuphela.
Phakamisa ukuthi udlale umfana wakho ngamakhadi wokushaya. Kodwa khumbula, umsebenzi wakho ukuqiniseka ukuthi uzothola. Uma ungaqondi ukuthi kusho ukuthini lo mdlalo, sichaza: kufana ne-striptease, eyengeziwe kuphela eyinkimbinkimbi.
Mema ukuba adubule isiqeshana. Makhethe noma iyiphi ingoma oyihlabelela, bese uthatha inqubo yokurekhoda kuvidiyo. Beka ividiyo ku-youtube.com bese uphonsa isixhumanisi kubangani bakhe. Bathi kuye: "Nut, mdala, unike!" Uyokwaneliseka.
Uma ufuna ukuhlela ukuxoshwa komndeni, makwenzeke ngendlela yempi yekhilimu. Ngaphambi kokuthatha noma yimuphi umbuzo obuhlungu, lungisa izimbiza ezimbalwa ze-ukhilimu bese uqala ibhomu lokubhaja ngalinye impendulo engalungile. Ukuqothula kufanele kugcwaliswe ekamelweni lokulala, kukhonsa ukhilimu emzimbeni wesisulu.
Thenga naye futhi into efanayo. Amajajethi namakati, isibonelo. Manje nonke nizobonwa njengento eyodwa, futhi niphambuke emva kwakho. Futhi abantu bayayithanda uma belalela. Uma kungalungile kuye, ungamthumeli kubangani bakho, kodwa okungenani uma udlala indima yomngane wakhe wokuphuza. Ngemva kokubhekana nezinkinga, ungadlala "ingwenya", njengoMadonna ku-movie ethi "Gone". Yenza ukumisa ubuso. Akalokothi acabange ukuthi kuyini injabulo. Awudingi ukukhawulela ubuso bakho. Thenga isibhamu se-pneumatic kanye nesitoreji ukuveza isithombe esikhulu somphathi wakhe. Uma isoka lakho libuya ekhaya ngemuva kwesifumbathiso esivela kubaphathi bakhe, mnike isethi esithi "bulala uMqondisi."
Uma umfana wakho ehlala ehlala emsebenzini, ungalindeli ukuthi abuyele ekhaya. Thatha itekisi bese uya kuye. Lapho uzokwazi ukudlala enhloko kanye nonobhala ngaphandle, okushoyo, ikhefu ekukhiqizeni.
Mnike okuthile okungenakuthengwa esitolo esivamile. Uma unesithakazelo emlandweni, thola i-cap yezempi yeMpi Yezwe Yesibili, ukukhwabanisa - amagilavu ane autograph kaKlitschko. Lokhu okuhle kugcwele ezitolo ze-Intanethi. Mbophe i-sweater. Noma okungenani amasokisi. Ufunda ngethalenta lakho futhi uzokukhumbula, njalo lapho ubeka le nto.
Thola ukuthi yiziphi izingosi azifunde ngosuku lokusebenza, bese uqala ukuvakashela izinsiza ezifanayo, kusihlwa, ukuxoxa naye konke okujabulisayo.
Mcele ukuthi akufundise amasu okuzivikela. Uyozizwa enamandla futhi enesibopho kuwe muntu.
Ngo-Eva Wonyaka Omusha, wammema ukuba ahalalisele abangane bakhe. Ezingubo zikaSanta Claus ne-Snow Maiden! Ngalobu busuku uqinisekisiwe okuningi kwemizwelo emihle.
Yeka ukugubha ngomhla ka-8 ka-Mashi. Ngesibindi, kanye naso sonke! Kulesi senzakalo, uzofuna ukuhlela iqembu futhi uzokhumbula lokhu okungenani ngaphambi kweSitimela saseMoscow. Ngakho ngeke usaba namaholidi, kodwa umfana uzojabula.
Ungalahli izithombe ezengeziwe azenzele embassy olandelayo. Laminate them, unamathisele kumacici bese uwabeka ezindlebeni zakho. Uzobonisa ukuthi uyaziqaphela ukuthi uzixabisa amadayimane amaningi.
Mema ukuba agibele ngesondo eliseFerris, cela umenzi wemiklomelo ngomvuzo omncane ukuyeka ukukhangwa lapho idokodo lakho liphezulu. Amaminithi amahlanu ayokwanela ukwenza lolo suku lukhumbuke kakhudlwana kunokushayela kokuqala kukaGagarin emkhathini.
Qala ukuxoxa ngombuzo wokwakha indlu yakho. Ukukhuluma ngekusasa elihlangene kudala uhlobo lokubambisana kwemiphefumulo, okungekho esiteji sokuqala sokuzijwayeza.
Mnike ingane. Lokhu kuletha ndawonye kangcono kunanoma isiphi "isipho futhi kuvala ukuphazamiseka ebuhlotsheni kangcono kunanoma iyiphi i-glue. Uma kubonakala kuwe ukuthi ingane ingakavuthi, mnike inja. Masiqeqeshe.
Bhala inkondlo mayelana nobuhlobo bakho besethenda. Angazi ukubhala izinkondlo? Ungakhathazeki! Lahla wonke ama-SMS akho nama-imeyili kukhompyutheni yakho. Uma zifakwe okwanele, phrinta uphinde ubenze incwadi. Isipho esinjalo asikho okubi kakhulu kunombhalo wezincwadi phakathi kukaVan Gogh nomfowabo, ngiyafunga!
Futhi kungani ungayidlala? Izinhlobonhlobo zolwandle, ziqala ngokunamathiselwe ezithombeni ze-slippers bese ziphela ngezingcingo zabangane bakhe.
Manje abadwebi abaningi benza amabhasi ezithombeni. Kuyafaneleka, kodwa cabanga ukuthi isoka lakhe lisabela kanjani, okuthi, ngemva kokufika e-dacha, uzothola khona isikhumbuzo sangempela kuye!