Toasts for the New Year 2017 - funny, funny, short. I-toasts engcono kakhulu yamaqembu ezinkampani zeNyaka Omusha ka-2017

Yini okugodla uMnyaka Omusha 2017? Lezi zifiso ezincane noma ezide, izinkondlo noma i-prose ngendlela ejulile noma ehlekisayo. Ama-toasts omnyaka omusha ahlale ebizwa ngaphambi kokukhipha enye ingilazi ye-champagne ephuzayo. Inkulumo yokuqala yokuphuza inikezelwa ngonyaka ophumayo. Makube nzima, futhi ngezinye izikhathi kungenakulinganiswa, kodwa wonke umuntu uzokhumbula izikhathi ezimbalwa eziqhakazile nezihlekisayo ezinikezwa i-Monkey ehlakaniphile. Isikhumba esilandelayo sisho ngaphambi kokuhambisa izibuko ngomnyaka omusha womsindo no-2017. Okwamanje isihlalo sobukhosi sesahluko sizoba yiRed Fire Cock, kungaba kuhle ukukhumbula ngakho. Abantu bomdabu abasezintanjeni ezincane bazimisele ukufisa inhlanhla, uthando, ukuchuma nokuthula emndenini. Abangane abangabodwa bangaba "nakarkat" engxenyeni yesibili yonyaka omusha. Futhi izifiso ezingcono kakhulu ozakwabo e-corporation - impumelelo emsebenzini, ukukhula komsebenzi ngokushesha kanye nemali emikhulu. Yiqiniso, i-toast encane epholile kulula ukuzibhalela ngaphambi kokuqala komkhosi, noma ngisho nokuqondisa etafuleni lokugubha. Kodwa kungcono ukuthi uphephe, futhi ufunde amabhontshi afanelekayo kusengaphambili eNyakeni entsha, ukuze ungakhathazeki ngesikhathi esibucayi kakhulu.

Ama-toast amasha ngomkhosi onyakeni omusha 2017 we-Rooster

Kunzima ukubiza usuku lokuvela kwe-toast yokuqala emlandweni wesintu. Kodwa ngisho naseMbusweni wamaRoma, lo mkhuba wawusetshenziswa ngokugcwele. Namuhla, inkulumo yetafula, njengento ehambisana nokuzijabulisa iyingxenye ebalulekile yesiko labantu abaningi. Kumele kube nekhono, okusheshisa, okuthakazelisayo, kodwa ngesikhathi esifanayo kuqondakala futhi kube nzima. Ngama-toast amasha weNew New Year 2017 we-Rooster ukuthi abantu etafuleni lemikhosi bazokwazi ukunakwa izivakashi, babonise inhlonipho yabo, bazibonise bona. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ama-monologues omnyaka omusha akhethiwe kahle noma izinkondlo azonikeza lo mcimbi ubukhosi obukhulu, avumele kahle ukuveza imicabango nezifiso zabo, ukuphakamisa isimo, ukugcwalisa ingqondo ngesidlo kanye nomhlangano ovamile. Khetha ama-toasts amahle kakhulu ngonyaka onguNyaka Omusha we-2017 we-Rooster futhi umangaze zonke izihambeli ngamakhono akho we-oratorical. Siphakamisa izibuko, Ukusebenza onjiniyela, To tight kwaba isikhwama, Usuku Lomcebo useduze! I-Rooster izoletha injabulo, Ake sikhohlwe ngesimo sezulu esibi, Masiphuze amicably ngenhlanhla, Futhi sijabule ngathi!

Ebhizinisi - vumela isivumelwano esigcwele. Ngaphambili, umuntu - inyoni injabulo! Futhi uvumele iCockerel yezempilo enhle ilethe isikhwama!

Umndeni wami othandekayo, ngikuhalalisela ngoNyaka Omusha We-Rooster. Ngithemba ukuthi leli nyoni eliziqhenya lizosivuza ngothando ngomakhelwane wethu, ikhono lokuvikela izithakazelo zethu nokulwa nokuzikhandla. Ngifisa sengathi uzokuzethemba ngodla, inkukhu, inkukhu yezinkukhu, ukuvumelana okungenakufinyeleleka kwamafomu nokuqukethwe, okuyinto iqanda eliziqhayisa - uphawu lokuphila.

Amathanga amancane weNew New Year 2017 Rooster ngenkampani encane

Ukudala inhlawulo encane ekhamphani encane yeNyaka Omusha 2017 we-Rooster, akudingekile ukuba ube isazi sefilosofi, isazi esihle noma imbongi enkulu. Kunezeluleko ezimbalwa ezilula ezisiza ukubhala inkulumo enhle yokuphuza ngendaba emaminithi. Izimiso eziyisisekelo: Inkazimulo ekhethekile iyathandwa izinkulumo zokuphuza zaseCaucasus. Zivame ukuhlala isikhathi eside, zikhazimulayo, zibukeka ngendlela elula futhi elula. Futhi iyini inhlawulo emfushane kakhulu yoNyaka Omusha we-Rooster ka-2017 yinkampani encane oyikhethile? Uma kuzoba namafutha angama-75, i-Rooster ngeke isitshele, Sizophinde siphile ngokungazelelwe, Futhi izigwegwe ngeke zisisindise!

Sinezinkathazo eziningi, Kodwa wonke umuntu ubonakala enempilo. Ngiphuza, bangane bami, ngonyaka omdala, Ukwenza kube kubi kakhulu izikhathi ezingamashumi amane, kunokusha!

UNkulunkulu usisindise ezinkingeni nasezinsizini. Ake size emkhosini omnandi ngento entsha. Ngiphuza unyaka owodwa ukukhulisa ingilazi esimweni esifanayo!

Ama-toasts angenangqondo kakhulu kubantu abasha eNyakeni Omusha 2017 we-Rooster

Ngisho noma ugubha uNyaka Omusha we-2017 we-Rooster ngenkampani yabangani abaseduze, kufanele wazi ukuthi ungayichaza kanjani i-toasts ngendlela efanele. Okokuqala, ukukhuluma ngokuphuza ukhetha iwayini, i-champagne, i-whisky, i-cognac. Ukusho izifiso ezincane ezipholile nge-cocktail ezandleni - ngisho nakuNyaka Omusha kubhekwa njengefomu elibi. Okwesibili, ilungelo lokukhuluma kuqala lihlale linomnikazi wendlu. Okwesithathu, ama-toast amahle kubantu abasha kuNyaka Omusha we-2017 we-Rooster akufanele aqondiswe ngqo kunoma yiziphi izivakashi. Inkulumo enhle yetafula iveza ukuhalalisela futhi ifisa bonke abakhona ngesikhathi esisodwa. Okwesine, abantu abasha abangaphuzi utshwala bangalalela ama-toast aphuzile ngoNyaka Omusha we-2017 we-Rooster ngesilazi samanzi ahlanzekile ezandleni zakhe. Kodwa akudingekile ukuchazela kubo bonke abavakashi ukuthi isizathu sokuzilahla iziphuzo ezinamandla ezishisayo. Ngizosho ngaphandle kwemisho ephakeme, ngizojabula kakhulu: Masiphuze, bazalwane, siphinda futhi - Vumela isaladi liphumule ngokuthula!

Usitshela ukuthi sigubhe u-Eva Wonyaka Omusha futhi sibala Ukubala ukulahlekelwa nokuthola. Nginikela ukuphuza ngothando, Okudakwa hhayi okubi nakakhulu kunevodka!

Ukumboza amatafula ukusheshisa namuhla yonke indawo. Futhi sizosheshisa izibuko, ngoba i-Rooster, mhlawumbe, iqhwa lifana nesimangaliso, ngathi - njengokuhlanzwa komphefumulo. Ukufika esibusweni somlilo ebusika, Njengokukhanya embusweni weqhwa: Akudingeki sikhulule izinhliziyo zethu ekuthukutheleni, Futhi sifudumise ngokukhanya nokufudumala. Ngonyaka, ukubopha akuyona ngengozi, ngifisa ukuthi kuyo yonke inhlanhla, Emphefumulweni - kulula ukuba ongavamile, ngisho nasemaphaketheni kuyoba nzima.

Ukunciphisa amazinyo ezinkampani ezinkampani ngonyaka onyakeni we-2017 we-Rooster

Kunombono wokuthi ukudla okugubhayo ngaphandle kwemikhosi epholile ngoba uNyaka Omusha uguqulwa ukuvunywa kokuvinjelwa kokudla okunomsoco: kunzima kakhulu futhi akuvumeli ukubonisa ubuciko nokukhuluma. Futhi uma iholidi ligujwa ngumbuthano osebenzayo, azikho ama-toast apholile nhlobo. Ukuqina okulula esiteji sokuqala senkampani akunikezi ingxoxo ekhululekile. Ukuthunjwa okuvela ebusweni babaphathi nabaphathi benza ngokuthula futhi uqaphele ukuhambela okukhulu. Kodwa emva kweglasi lesithathu le-champagne, isisebenzi ngasinye sathola isibindi sokukhuluma inkulumo yokuthokoza yokuphuza. Futhi indlela engcono kakhulu yokungafaki ukungcola ebusweni ukufunda isilonda esilungile senkampani yeNyaka Omusha 2017 ye-Rooster. Kumele kube yinto engafanelekile kodwa ingakapheli, kepha ngokucacile futhi kuqondakala kubo bonke osebenza nabo. Ozakwethu othandekayo! Lapha, iwashi lishaya izikhathi ezingu-12, futhi siphinde sihlangane nonyaka omusha. Unyaka odlule wawuyisipesheli kithi, sakwazi ukwenza izinto eziningi. Kuye kwafinyelelwa okuningi futhi, okubaluleke kakhulu, siye saqina futhi siphumelela kakhulu! Ngiyasikisela ukuthi siphuze ukuqinisekisa ukuthi lo nyaka omusha futhi asizange siphile kabi kunonyaka wokushiya, futhi kanye nonyaka owodwa kamuva sagcizelela imiphumela emihle kulolu hlobo olufanayo! Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo, ozakwabo!

Unyaka omusha ojabulisayo, ngiyakuhalalisela! Sifisela wena injabulo ngenhliziyo yakho yonke! Ukuhlala kuwe kulo nyaka. Ngaphandle kokudabuka nokukhathazeka. Ukuze usebenze ngempumelelo, Futhi ujabule ngeholide, Futhi inhlanhla ezindabeni zakho, Futhi uyamamatheka ezindebeni zakho. Ngakho-ke uthando luvuthwa njenge-rose, futhi aluboni kusuka ehlathini, futhi izingane zigcwele indlu, jabulela kukho konke!

Abaningi bayazi ukuthi e-Italy kunesiko, ukuhlangana nomnyaka omusha ukuphonswa ngaphandle, ukucasula izinto zonyaka okwenzeka efasiteleni. Yiqiniso, asikho e-Italy, kodwa lesi siko ngangikuthanda kakhulu futhi ngikhumbula ukuthi ngingathanda ukumema ukuba niphonswe ngaphandle kwekhanda lakho njengengxabano engadingekile, izikhalazo ezindala, umona, izenzo ezimbi, ukungathembeki, ukungathokozi. Uma senza lokhu, kubonakala ukuthi ememori yethu kukhona kuphela izinkumbulo ezifudumele nezijabulisayo zonyaka omdala. Mkhumbule ngaleyo ndlela, bese-ke umnyaka omusha ozayo ngeke ube mbi kunakudala!

Amathanga amancane amancane kuNyaka Omusha Omusha we-Firecracker 2017

Ukuguqula umnyaka omusha omusha we-Rooster 2017 kungaba okuhlukile: ukujabula noma okujulile, ukubikezela noma ukukhuluma, okude futhi kufana nezinkulumo zangempela noma isikhungo sezempilo esifushane (seMpilo!). Yikuphi ukugcoba okukukhethayo kuncike kuphela kwimvelo futhi inkampani iqoqwe. Embuthanweni wezihambi noma abantu abangaziwa kakhulu ezinkampanini bangenza inkulumo ngenkulumo yokuhalalisela, hhayi ukudlulisela kumuntu ngamunye. Uma uzungezwe kuphela nabangani abasondelene nezihlobo, kufanele unikeze okuncintisayo amathoyizi amancane afudumele we-Old Age Year we-Firecracker. Uma kukhona izingane enkampanini, kungcono ukuphuthelwa noma iyiphi i-frazochki ekhululekile futhi ekhululekile. Unyaka Omusha Omdala uzofika Futhi unikeze ukholo esimangalisweni, Siyokugqugquzela futhi siqonde okudingayo. Futhi isidlo Njengokwedluzi yemilingo kuwe Injabulo ekhanyayo izobeka, Umnyaka odlulile uzobe usuhlanganise Futhi inhlanhla izoletha!

Esinye isenzakalo esimangalisayo Ukubutha ndawonye etafuleni, Vumela iqhwa iqhwa ngaphandle kwefasitela - Sibusisiwe ngenjabulo nokufudumala! Vumela uNyaka Omusha omdala, Yebo, Uletha inhlanhla, Makube nenjabulo engapheli, Ake unyaka wonke uthola inhlanhla!

Iyini le "New Old"? Iyiphi iholidi eliyisiwula? Like, New wehlangana, Drank, kugubha, Kungani, Nkulunkulu omkhulu, Maka futhi-efanayo? Kodwa, ngenhlanhla, ngabafowethu, - Sibuye sonke sihlangane, Futhi, sivumele ibhodlela libe yindilinga, Bheka phakathi komunye nomunye, Futhi uhlele ngokunembile Ukugubha u-Eva Wonyaka Omusha, Futhi kuzo zonke ezinye izitayela - Nje ukumenywa kuphela! Isiphetho sicacile: asiphuze, abantu! SAKHO ... NE-HOLIDAY UZAKHO!

I-Toasts yoNyaka Omusha 2017 kufanele ihlale ihambisana nezinga lenkampani, ukwenza wonke umuntu ajabule futhi akwazi ukuhlukanisa wonke umuntu. Noma ubani omunye noma ongaphansi kokudala angakha inhlawulo emfushane noma ehlekisayo yokugubha ekhaya nokubambisana. Okunye okunye sincoma ukuthi sisebenzise ukukhethwa kwethu futhi kusengaphambili ukufunda isilwane esifanelekayo soNyaka Omusha we-Firecracker kanye noMnyaka Omusha Omusha.