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*** Paris. I-Montmartre. Ngaphambi kokukhanya kwezimoto ukuyeka ezintathu: enye ngemuva kwesondo likaFerrari, owesibili uhlezi ePegegeot, kanti owesithathu - ngebhayisikili. Ngokuvamile babheka nxazonke - futhi babonana. Bavele begijima emotweni yabo, basheshe baqhuma: - Chaim, usaphila ?! Moysha, mdala kangakanani! Sema, angikuqapheli! - Futhi awufuni ukushiya i-Odessa! Ngiyakhumbula indlela owaphikisana ngayo no-anti Peset egcekeni lethu ... Futhi nangu umhlangano eMontmartre! Abangane bakhuleka kakhulu, bese kuthi uChaim, owayeseFerrari, wathi: - Abangane! Ngikubona eParis ngemva kwayo yonke le minyaka! Lokhu kufanele kuqashelwe! Ngiyazi lapha yindawo eyodwa kuma-Champs-Elysees ... Sizohlala futhi siphuze iBurgundy, zama ukudla okudlayo ... Lapha uSema, owayesesitimeleni sebhayisikili, wayenqikaza kancane: "O, Chaim, njengokungathi awuboni ukuthi ngikuphi!" - Sema, kahle, awunayo eyakho, kahle, ngeke udle, uzohlala enkampanini ... *** Atlantic Ocean, amanzi angathathi hlangothi. Umkhumbi wamanzi okhukhulayo uphuma phezulu. I-hatch ivuleka, kusukela lapho iqembu lamanzi aseRashiya liyawa. Konke okungavunyelwe, ezigumbini ezivuthiwe. Owokugcina ukushiya umlawuli: - Ngubani owehlile isitsha esikude? Silence. Wonke umuntu ubheka ngaphansi kwezinyawo zawo. - Ngicela isikhathi sokugcina, ngubani owehlile isitsha ku-console? Ngokungazelelwe, omunye umkhumbi wamanzi uvela phezulu. I-brand entsha, konke kukhazimulayo. Ivula i-hatch, ithimba labagibeli baseMelika abakhelwe emgqeni omuhle. Zonke izicathulo ziphosiwe, i-uniform ekhanda elimhlophe ... Umlawuli wamanqamu womkhumbi uyadlulela eRussia futhi uqale: "Hhayi, kahle." Kodwa eMelika ... Okushiwo umlawuli waseRussia: - Yebo, akukho iMelika. Ngubani owehlile isitsha, ngicela? *** I-agent yomthengisi wokuhlanza i-vacuum ishaya zonke izindlu endlini. Uya endaweni yeshumi - futhi ngokuzenzekelayo ulahla udoti phakathi kwegumbi. Uthi kubanikazi bezindlu: "Ngizoyidla uma umshini wami wokuhlanza okuyisimangaliso engawususi esikhathini sesibili ... Lindela, uya kuphi?" "Ngaphambi kwekhasi." Manje sekuyisikhathi sakusihlwa, sinezinsuku ezimbili njengoba kungekho ugesi.
*** Umuntu uhamba edolobheni, wayefuna ukuphuza. Ufika ocingweni bese eqala ukugoqa. Akekho ophuma. Uyabamba futhi. Ukuthula. Lapha, ubheka, inja ikhuphuka ngaphandle kwedokodo. Uya kuye futhi uthi: - Awu, yini oyifunayo? Inkosi isemsebenzini, umkakhe usegadini. Kungani ugwaza ize? Abalimi bayaphela. Ulala isikhashana, bese efika kuye, ubheka nxazonke. Ubona ukuthi inja imile eceleni kwayo. Wathi: "Kungani ungangcolanga?" "Ngicabanga ukuthi uzoba nesaba." *** - Andryukha, kunokuba umhlangano usuphelile? Uke walala nokulala ngokwanele? -Ayikho. Ngicabanga ubusuku bonke. Kungenzeka yini ukushada ... - Woza! Uyazi nje kuphela izinsuku ezimbili! "Yingakho ngicabanga kanjalo." Wafika kimi izolo, uyakhonona, wamanga ... Futhi uthi kukhona okuthile okukhanyayo esikrinini se-laptop yami. Ngilapha - futhi kukhona isihogo segciwane! Futhi awukwazi ngisho nokuqalisa kabusha! Futhi ngakho ngizama ukukuqalisa, futhi yilokho! Sekuvele sekuqothulwe ingxenye ... Ngamanje, kwakuyihora amahora amathathu, lapho ngibona ukuthi kunezingaphezu kweyodwa ekamelweni. Wangiletha ikhofi ngamabhisikidi ... - Andryukha, ungacabangi ngisho. Yashada. Futhi-ke thinta! *** ekuseni. Amantombazane ase esitolo se-vodka. Bona iphakethe lezintambo zamantongomane ebhodleleni (ukwabelana). Owokuqala uthi: "Kuyafaneleka, baze bakunike namantongomane." Isikhathi eside. Khona-ke owesibili: - Mhlawumbe, ukuthi kusuka ku-squirrel bekukhona kunokukhokha. *** Ngakusasa emva kobusuku obuthandekayo. Ugqoka, usevele emi emnyango. Ngokungazelelwe ubona isithombe somfana othile etafuleni: - Baby, ngubani? - Woza ngenye isikhathi ... - Woza, mntwana, sithandana, ngitshele. - Yebo, kungimi. Ngaphambi kokuhlinzwa.
*** - Unembeza wami uyangihlupha, futhi ngilethele uxolo lwami. - Woza, wazi lapho? "Futhi ibhodlela rum." "Sipha, ngizokubamba!" *** Umama unikeza indodakazi yakhe izifundo zokuphila: - Lalela, ungakhetha kanjani umyeni wakho. Bheka, uyihlo uyazi konke mayelana nendlu. Noma yimuphi umshini uzolungiswa, ifenisha izoqoqwa ... - Ngakho, ngoba lokhu akuphumanga, ngoba akukho lutho olusha endlini yakho ngeke lube khona. *** I-logical yesifazane: "Akaphendulanga kahle umbuzo wami, ngakho-ke udinga ukuwubuza aze aphendule kahle." *** Umama nomyeni wakhe baxabana. Washiya. Uhlala ekhishini ngezinyembezi, akafuni ukumbona. Bese ebuya ngamabhodlela amathathu e-champagne. Uwabeka phansi athi: "Sizophuza size sithandane futhi."