Izinzuzo eziyisikhombisa zomyeni wesifazane: Kungani kungalungi ukuhlala noDon Juan

"Woza nami!" Uzozisola, kodwa uzoyithanda! "Kula magama adumile omlobi ongaziwa, konke okusemqoka nokuphila kwe-life of any Don Juan. Futhi kubo kukhona imfumbe, ukuhleka, ukulindela nokwesaba okuncane, izwi labo elikhulunywe ngumvelo wokuzivikela. Kodwa ngubani ozoyilalela lapho ekubuka ngamehlo agcwele uthando nesilingo, indoda yamaphupho akho? Emuva kwakhe - kuze kube sekupheleni kwezwe! Kodwa-ke, kulokho "emaphethelweni ezwe" kwakuvele umgca, ufana kakhulu ne-harem. Futhi wonke umuntu kule "ingadi yensimu" uqinisekile ukuthi ihlukile futhi ayinakwenzeka.

Futhi kungazelelwe isimangaliso senzeke! U-Don Juan wayengowesifazane oyithandayo futhi ovumelekile. Ngenhlanhla bekungekho isonto! Kodwa okwamanje. I-harem yonke, okungathi, kubonakala sengathi, kufanele ilahleke ngenxa yesimo somndeni se "Sultan" iqhubeka ikhula futhi ikhula. Ungaba kanjani? Uyakuthanda umyeni wakho, awufuni ukubhubhisa umndeni wakho, kodwa akusekho amandla okubekezelela izindaba zakhe zothando. Yebo, njengoba bethi, uma ungeke ukwazi ukushintsha isimo, shintsha isimo sakho sengqondo kuso, futhi isimo sizoshintsha ngokwalo. Umanizer womndeni, ngokungavamile, unama-pluses amaningi kunamaminithi. Futhi bonke, uma babhekwa ngaphansi kwesokudla, kodwa hhayi ngempela i-angle evamile, bakhonze ukuqinisa umndeni. Ngakho, kungani uDon Juan engumyeni ongcono?

7 izizathu zokuthi kungani kufanelekile ukugcina impilo yomndeni nge-womanizer

  1. U-Don Juan uyazi kahle kahle isayensi yezinsizwa. Kuye awusoze uzwe ukuthi abesifazane babimbi nge-logic, kunzima ukuyiqonda, babikezele futhi bajabule. Unesipiliyoni esikhulu sokuxhumana nobulili obuhle futhi uyazi ukuthi ungabheka kanjani izinto ezincane ezenza sizizwe sizifiselekayo, zidingekile futhi zinenjongo. Eduze nowesifazane ohlakaniphile we-Lovelace, lo wesifazane uyaqiniseka ukuthi angenakuziphendulela futhi ayingqayizivele. Futhi uyakwenza ngobuqotho! Indoda ehamba ngakwesobunxele, iyazi umqondo wesimo sabantu besifazane futhi iyakwazi ukwandisa ukuzethemba, ukukhuthazeka nokukhuthazeka, ngokungafani namadoda amaningi athembekile avame ukuhlambalaza, ahlazise noma ahlale engenandaba nanoma yikuphi ukubonakaliswa komphefumulo wesifazane ongaqondakali.
  2. UDon Juan ungumthandi omkhulu. Indoda enekhono kwezocansi ingasongela ukuthobeka kwesifazane. Kunzima ukumelana nomuntu owazi umzimba wakho njengowakhe, futhi ubulili naye bunamandla kunokudakwa kwezidakamizwa. Ngakho-ke kuvela ukuthi ikhanda libuhlungu kuphela labo besifazane abangabathandana nabo, kodwa benze umsebenzi wokuzihlanganisa. Amathemba othando awenzi ubulili ngezikweletu, kanti lowo owayenelungelo lokulingwa nguye, akasoze akhohlwa kulobubusuku. Umfazi owaziyo ukuthatha isikhundla esihlakaniphile akakwazi nje ukuphuza kuze kube phakade kusukela kulolu thando olunikeza uthando, kodwa futhi kumkhathele ukuze abanye bangabe behlala phansi.

  3. U-Don Juan akayena umsizi wezincwadi ezinomlando ode kakhulu ohlangothini. Udlalwa ngothando, ngoba lokhu kuyisici sakhe, futhi ubudlelwane obunemithwalo yemfanelo yizibopho ezithinta uthando lokunethezeka nokuthandana. Ngaphezu kwalokho, la madoda anemvelo kakhulu - ukwenza abesifazane bajabule ngangokunokwenzeka. Futhi uma umanikazi eqala amanoveli amakhulu, kuzothatha isikhathi esiningi nokunye ukubeka iphuzu kubo. Kungani kufanele ahileleke ngokujulile uma umuntu ephila njengenundu - kusuka embali kuya embali, kusukela embali kuya embali. Ngakho-ke, isoni esithintekayo asibheki njengento yokuhlubuka, ngoba ngamunye wabo uqobo-engenalo uthando ngaye.
  4. UDon Juan uhlale ebheka ukubukeka kwakhe. I-Womenizer enegama "elihle" alinakukwazi ukuthenga isisu sebhiya, izikhumba ezindala ezingcolile kanye nohlobo lwebhedi elingenalutho. Bahlale bebukeka behloniphekile futhi bekhangayo. Ukubukeka kwabo yikhadi elivakashela kunoma imuphi umphakathi. Ukuba umngane womuntu onjalo kumnandi ngoba uvamise ukuthi u-erudite, uthatha isikhundla sokuphila okusebenzayo futhi angakwazi ukudweba noma ubani ezweni lakhe, noma, noma yikuphi, okungahle kumnandi, kodwa kukhona amabhonasi. Ngomuntu onjalo, abesifazane baya emgwaqeni futhi babe nomona ("Lucky for her!") Noma nge-languidly ("Ah, ngizoba njalo ...") uyabubula, emele yena njengomkakhe. Kodwa kwakukhona!

  5. UDon Juan akashiyi neze umndeni ngenxa yomunye owesifazane. Ukuhlonishwa kweqiniso kwamantombazane okunamathela ngokuqinile embusweni wensimbi: "Indoda eyisiphukuphuku ishintsha abafazi, abathanda ukuhlakanipha." Kungani ukuphonsa owesifazane owaziyo yonke imikhuba yakhe, imikhuba, izifiso, futhi ubani ombonile futhi emthanda ngawo wonke umuntu - ogulayo, othukuthele, futhi omubi. Lona kungemuva kwakhe, inqaba, lapho ezohlala ezwa khona ekhaya, ubuyele ngaphandle kwemaski kanye namanxeba angenawo angabonakali owaziwayo kumuntu wesifazane. Ukwehlukanisa nokukhetha izinqumo, amadoda angaphezu kwezibonelo abathandekayo, abake bangena ebufebeni obukhuthele kuphela, bangakwazi ukungamthandi, baqale ukuhlukanisa, babonise ukuhlonipha.
  6. UDon Juan uhlala enomqondo ofihliwe wecala phambi komkakhe. Ukuhlambalaza kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ungumuntu omnene kakhulu, kodwa akukuvumeli ukuba uphumule. Ufuna ukuthola ukungcola komkakhe, ongasolwa ngokuthi akanalo amandla okulwa nesondo esinamandla kangaka. Ngako-ke, ngemuva kwetintfo letisemtsetfweni, Don Juan ugijima ekhaya ngebucwebe beticwecwe nobe sitolo lesitfombe. Inxephezelo yokuziphatha ingase ihluke, kodwa ngaso sonke isikhathi iyafaneleka futhi ihambisane namakhono ayo ezimali. Wonke umuntu uyajabula, nomyeni onobuqili, owamisa imizwa yakhe yecala ngokuthandana okulandelayo, nomfazi ohlakaniphile ovumela "abathembekileyo" ukuba babe nomona ngomona wonke umuntu ukuba acele izipho.

  7. U-Don Juan usekwa esimweni somfazi olungiswe kahle. Ukuphila konke kukaDon Juan kuyisethulo, futhi umfazi ukuhlobisa kwakhe okuyinhloko. Akakwazi ukukwazi ukuba igundane elimpunga, elibhekwa ngokucophelela yila madoda, umphakathi uzothi: "Yebo, uthola i-tart! Akumangalisi ukuthi ubheka ngakwesobunxele! "Umfazi womkami kufanele abheke kangcono kunabo bonke izintombi zakhe ezihlangene. Futhi lokhu kuyisisusa esikhulu sokuzithanda wena, unakekele futhi unakekele. Ubuhle be-salon, izinqubo ze-SPA, izikhungo zokuzikhandla, izitolo zezimfashini kanye nezindawo zokungcebeleka eziyinkimbinkimbi yiyona mfanelo engcwele yomfazi we-Lovelace. Futhi kuphi ukuthola yonke imali yalokhu, umfazi ohlakaniphile usuvele uyazi.
Kukhona ukuhluleka kuDon Juan - ngeke neze abe ngowakho ngokuphelele. Kunjalo ukuthukuthela kwakhe. Ngakho-ke, ngaphambi kokuba ujabulele ukunqoba okukhulu phezu kwezixuku zabathandana futhi ugijimane nayo ukuze ugxume ehhovisi lokubhalisa, cabanga kathathu ukuthi uzoba namandla anele, ukubekezela, ukuzwakalisa kanye nesifazane esifanele "ubuwula" ukuze ujabule eceleni kwe-Don Juan engabonakali.