Noma iyiphi inhlangano yesimanje ixhunywe nezinkokhelo zezimali futhi intela. Yonke imibhalo yokubika ephathelene nemisebenzi yayo kufanele iqhutshwe ngokuhambisana nezidingo zikahulumeni: ngesikhathi esifanele, iqhutshwe ngumuntu ochwepheshe futhi inikezwe iziphathimandla zokuphatha. Ochwepheshe abawenza yonke le misebenzi enzima kuthiwa yi-akhawunti. Abaphathi bezinombolo nezinombolo banikezelwa usuku lochwepheshe lwamazwe ngamazwe, kodwa ensimini yeRussian Federation akukakabi khona izwe noma ngempelasonto. Ngomhla kaNovemba 21, bonke abacwaningi, abacwaningi, abafundi kanye nabafundisi bama-universities amaphrofayli, abasebenza nabo kanye nezihlobo zabo bagubha iholidi labo lochwepheshe, bathola ukuhalalisela ngoSuku lomuntu we-accountant evesini nase-prose ezivela emagunyeni kanye nokubambisana, bahalalisela osebenza nabo besilisa nabesifazane ngokuhleka, okuhlekisayo, okuhlekisayo noma imigqa ye-prosaic.
Siyakuhalalisela ku-accountant oyinhloko ngosuku lwe-akhawuntiant ku-prose
Ngokuvamile umsebenzi we-akhawuntiant uqala ekupheleni kwesakhiwo sezemfundo sephrofayela. Ngezinye izikhathi ukuze umsebenzi ophumelelayo kunele ukudlula izifundo zokuqeqeshwa ezifanelekile. Ngemuva kokuthola ulwazi lochwepheshe, ingcweti ingathatha indawo efunayo enhlanganweni. Imisebenzi ye-akhawuntiant inkulu ngokwanele futhi ehlukahlukene, ngegama, ukulungiswa kwazo zonke ukuthengiselana kanye nokuthengiselana nama-counterparties. Kodwa kuye ngokuthi igatsha lomnotho lapho inkampani isebenza khona, uhlobo lwemisebenzi ye-akhawunti yakho lungahluka. Kungakhathaliseki lokho okushiwo ngaphambili, umsebenzi we-akhawunti uhlanganisa umthwalo omkhulu: kusukela ekufundeni ukubhala nokubhala imibiko, ikusasa elizayo lebhizinisi lincike. Kunzima kakhulu kumphathi wezintatheli, ufanelwe ukuhalalisela ngobuqotho ngosuku lomgcini-nkampani ngaphezu kwamanye. Uma unquma ukuhlonipha osebenza nabo ngeholidi, ungakhohlwa ukuthatha amahalalo amahle kumphathi we-akhawunti oyinhloko ngosuku lwe-akhawunti ye-akhawunti.
Ngosuku olumangalisayo, oluhle futhi olumangalisayo, ngifuna ukuhalalisela ngoMhla we-akhawunti. Njengomuntu osebenza ngezibalo, ngingathanda kakhulu ukufisa izinjabulo zedijithali: izinsuku ezingu-365 ngaphandle kwezikhalazo nokudumazeka, ubusuku obungama-365 ngaphandle kwezinyembezi, amaviki angu-52 omzwelo omuhle kanye nokubonakala okumibalabala, izinyanga ezingu-12 ngaphandle kwezifo, izingxabano kanye nezinkinga. Futhi futhi unyaka wonke wenjabulo, uthando, inhlanhla, injabulo kanye nezenzakalo ezinhle kakhulu futhi ezijabulisayo kakhulu! Ngaphezu kwalokho, nsuku zonke, akeke bakuphishekele amahora angu-24 amamatheka, imizuzu engu-1440 yemicabango emihle namasekhondi angu-86,400 wenjabulo nsuku zonke! Ngikuhalalisela ngeholidi lakho lomsebenzi!
Ngosuku lomgcini we-akhawunti, ngamukela ukubonga kwami ngobuqotho futhi ngifisa ukwenza umsebenzi ophumelelayo nempumelelo emisha. Yiqiniso, umsebenzi wakho uyadingeka futhi unomthwalo wemfanelo. Wena, njengo-sapper, awunawo ilungelo lokwenza iphutha, ngoba ligcwele izinkinga eziningi zezezimali. Kodwa, kulolu suku lwemikhosi, ngifisa ukufisa ukufisa wena kuphela impumelelo yobuchwepheshe. Noma kunjalo, akuyona indawo ebalaza umuntu, kodwa umuntu uyindawo yakhe. Ngakho-ke, ngifisa sengathi uhlale unhle, uthakazelisa, ujabule futhi uthakazelisa. Ngifisa sengathi impilo yakho yayigcwele izenzakalo ezijabulisayo nezinjabulo ezijabulisayo, ezigcwele uthando, impilo kanye nenjabulo enkulu! Futhi ukusebenza kuyindlela kuphela yokuphila njengoba ufuna! Usuku olujabulisayo kuwe, othandekayo wami!
Othandekayo oMkhulu! Angikukhathaleli neze ukuthi okuthunyelwe kwakho kubizwa kanjani - ngami uye waba njalo futhi uzoba ngumxhumanisi obaluleke kunazo zonke, ngoba angizange ngihlangane empilweni yami hhayi i-accountant oyinhloko. Njalo ngonyaka ngizama ukuhalalisela hhayi nje kuphela, kodwa futhi nge-inflorescence, ngoba ubuhle bamazwi ami buxhomeke ... Oh, kuxhomeke kakhulu! Futhi-ke kusasa ngizoqala ukulungisa inkulumo yokubongela ngosuku olulandelayo lomgcini-akhawunti. Futhi namhlanje ngikuhalalisela ngobuqotho futhi ngeqiniso ngeholide lakho lomsebenzi futhi ngikufisa wonke amazwi ozowazwa namhlanje, sonke sasilungele ukukutshela kusasa, usuku olulandelayo kusasa nanoma yiluphi usuku. Siyakuhalalisela!
Ukuhalalisela kakhulu ithimba ngosuku lwe-akhawuntiant
Njengoba usuku olusemthethweni lweholide lochwepheshe "lwe-digital" alukakhiwa ngumthetho waseRussia, ukuhalalisela kakhulu ngosuku lwe-accountant kungethulwa eqenjini ngelinye lezinsuku ezilandelayo:
- NgoNovemba 11 ngoSuku Lomhlaba Wonke we-akhawunti;
- NgoNovemba 16 eholidini lama-Accountants eMoscow;
- NgoNovemba 21 ngosuku lokusayina nguBoris Yeltsin uMthetho "On Accounting";
- Novemba 25 ngosuku lokushicilelwa koMthetho we-Federal "On Accounting";
Kunoma yiliphi lezinsuku ezingenhla, ukuhalalisela okungcono kwethimba ngosuku lwe-accountant kuzodingeka. Into eyinhloko izoqokwa kusengaphambili ngosuku kanye nesikhathi sokulungisa imigqa nezifiso. Khohlwa usuku lwesipredishithi seP Pro namagundane. Izibalo, imibiko ... Konke kuzoqedwa kamuva. Namuhla usuku lwethu! Sizohlala futhi sijabule, siphupho se-GOA kanye nezikhulu zamantombazane. Ubuvila obude bude! Sizoqala ekuseni Nge-chocolate netiye, Sizokwenza umqhele wesidlo sakusihlwa nge-Cognac - Asilimazi! Vumela izilinganiso ibhalansi Ezinye iminyango, Ukuze uqhubeke nokuhlonipha umsebenzi onzima. Amantombazane, konke ukudla!
Ngosuku lomgcini-mabhuku, bangani, ngifuna ukuhalalisela, Yimi umsebenzi wakho. Sonke - umndeni onobungane. Uma ucabanga ngobuciko, udinga ukunikeza ngokufanele - sigubha iholidi lethu lebhizinisi futhi. Silinde namabhonasi namabhonasi, Vumela, ngezinye izikhathi, ngikhale njengengonyama, Kodwa ngikholelwa ukuthi "kukhona okukhulunywa ngakho". Wakho ngokwethembeka! Umphathi wakho.
Usuku lo-akhawunti, amantombazane, Usuku olubalulekile, Iholide lalabo abenza umsebenzi onesizotha, Bonke abantu bayothunyelwa! Umphathi wesabelomali siqu uzosibekela, Ngoba akukho sihloko - Imali okufanele uyisebenzise itiye, Nge-champagne namaqebelengwane, i- "Babka" izokhipha eyabo. Sinezinto zethu ezincane, ake sengeze, Ukubika - ukuhalalisela!
Ngiyakuhalalisela ngevesi ngeSuku labafazi bama-akhawunti
Ngokuvamile, ukuhlonipha abagcini bezincwadi abanamakhono akuyona into ejwayelekile. Noma yisiphi isikhalazo enhloko yombuso mayelana nokusungulwa kweholidi lochwepheshe asikatholi impendulo. Mhlawumbe esikhathini esizayo esiseduze usuku lwabantu, ukugubha izibalo nsuku zonke, kubonakala sengathi kusemthethweni. Kodwa namuhla, ukuhlela umkhosi nokuhalalisela abagcini bezimali abesilisa nabesifazane bawela yedwa: izimbali nezipho zendabuko, mhlawumbe amabhonasi nezifiso zomlomo noma ezibhaliwe. Ukuhalalisela okuhle ngosuku lwe-akhawuntiant evesini - kubesifazane, nemigqa ehlekisayo ngamanothi okudabuka - kubantu! Masifunde ngalolu suku Ngamazwi ajwayelekile okuzwakalayo okuzwakalayo Omunye nomunye sizokuthethelela futhi siyiqonde yonke into EBALANCE yenhliziyo nomphefumulo sizothola isifiso Masize empilweni yakho kube khona kuphela ukuthokoza kwenjabulo yeNtuthuko, isisa, uthando Thanda i-CREDIT isuse sonke isimo sezulu esibi Sizonciphisa izinsuku ezinamafu Ngama-TRENDS omusa abamba i-Let bayokwandisa ukuhlakanipha nokunakekelwa kwabo. Ngenxa yalokho, sizothola i-BALD - UKUPHILA Futhi lo msebenzi owuthandayo kakhulu futhi obalulekile!
Khohlwa ibhalansi, uphinde uthumele i-calculator, umbiko ngeke usuke kuwe. Vumela namuhla kuwe ngokugcwele, Uthando nenhlanhla kuzoya ku-akhawunti! Ekulahlekeni makube nenjabulo, ukukhathazeka, ngokweqile - impilo, udumo nempumelelo. Futhi ungesabi amanani nezintela ezikhulayo, Umsebenzi, zama futhi ube ngcono!
I-Accountant - imibiko, izibalo, izilinganiso, Hhayi, itiye liphakathi komsebenzi, izikhathi ezinhlanu, kungenjalo, Hhayi, ukuhleka ngawe ngokwakho, mayelana nentombazane, Ngesikhathi esifanayo, kufanele ubheke kakhulu! Siyahalalisela abacwaningi bezenhlalakahle zethu, Sifisa ukuphumelela kuyo yonke into emangalisayo, Ukuba nemisebenzi evulekile hhayi nje kuphela emasitokisini, Ukufakela imfucumfucu kudansa ngqo kulo mbiko, Ukuze injabulo yomsebenzi ifike njalo, Futhi bonke bayabika - i-akhawunti - amandla!
Funny funny ukuhalalisela ngoMhla we-akhawuntiant kumadoda
Ngokwesiko eside eside esasungulwa ngoNovemba 21, bachitha imikhosi ejabulisayo, lapho bedla nabo osebenza nabo noma izihlobo, bhala ngokuncoma abantu emini ngosuku lwe-akhawunti, bafisa inhlanhla, ingcebo kanye nempilo enhle. Abafazi banikeza izipho ezingokomfanekiso kumadoda abathandayo abathandwayo, abangani bakhombisa izipho ezipholile (izidingo zehhovisi, i-logic puzzle noma utshwala obukhulu). Ungakhohlwa izivakashi kanye nezomlomo zihalalisela ngosuku lwezintatheli kubantu. Ama-toasts amnandi futhi ahlakaniphile angasetha idili ngezwi elihle nesimo sengqondo esihle. Ikhredithi kanye ne-debit, intuthuko, amaholo, Ukuchofoza izibalo, ukubala izindleko, Inzuzo kanye nemali engenayo - konke kuzocatshangelwa, Imikhombandlela emihle ye-accountant! Namuhla eholidini lobuchwepheshe Ngifuna indawo engakahleleki: Vumela ukuzijabulisa, Umbiko okhompyutheni awunothuli, Intaba yamaphepha ngeke ibaleke. Ngeholide lakho ngifisa ulwandle lwezibusiso! Ukufeza isifiso se-fishfish, Futhi phezu kwezindebe njalo kuvela ukumomotheka!
Ukubheka, ukufaka imali, ukufaka i-avizovka, Sivame ukuqhutshelwa esithombeni, kuphela i-accountant engakwazi ukuhamba, Bala i-balance sheet, Nikeza amafa, i-VAT ibuyele kumpahla, Yamukela izimpahla, Pay L / C. Siyakuhalalisela ngosuku lwakho kubo bonke ababazi lo msebenzi: Ungaphuki futhi ungadabuli, Ingqondo ebalulekile.
Ngubani ohlala ngaphambi kwamabili, okwenza i-quart. kubika? Ubani kamuva oya emsebenzini wonke ngobusuku obumnyama? Uhlobo luni lomsebenzi lolu Stakhanovite? Ungumgcinisi-akhawunti wethu kuphela - omuhle, obalulekile, othandekayo! Siyakuhalalisela, siyakuhalalisela, siyabonga kakhulu, siyathanda! Ngemuva kwakho konke, sonke siyazi ukuthi abakwa-akhawunti babalulekile kangakanani!
Ama-comic ahalalisela ozakwabo ngosuku lwe-akhawuntiant
Ngosuku lo-akhawuntikazi onakekela ngokukhethekile ukuhlela amaqembu ezinkampani. Imisebenzi iqhutshwa emahhovisi, amathilomu noma zokudlela. Ngesikhathi sokugubha, osebenza nabo babelana ngokuhlangenwe nakho kwabo futhi baziqhayise ngamaphuzu amasha, futhi abaphathi babonga abakwa-akhawunti ngokusebenza kanzima kanye nemiklomelo amadiplomas ahloniphekile kanye nemiklomelo. Amacala abo afuna ukuhalalisela ozakwabo ngezinkondlo ezihlaziyekile ngosuku lwe-akhawuntiant. Imigqa enhle yokudabuka ivumela wonke amalungu omndeni owodwa omkhulu wokubalwa imali ukuba ahlekisane futhi ajabulise zonke izivakashi zeholide. Funny ukuhalalisela ngoSuku lwabasebenza nabo be-akhawuntiant kungatholakala nathi. Amafu amnyama njenge-accountant yethu - Ikhanya umbiko wenyanga! Siyakwazi ukukuqonda, amantombazane - Iphepha futhi abhale umjikelezo ... Ebuchosheni, inkungu, amehlo aphuza. Ikhompiyutha iyasetha kabusha ... Yiphonsa, othandekayo we-akhawunti yethu, Ukuhlonipha namuhla leli phathi!
Bonke osebenza nabo be-Accountants, Ngaphandle kokuzisola ngamazwi anomusa, Siyakuhalalisela futhi ngifisa, Ukuze wonke umuntu abe nempilo, Endlini kwakuyindebe egcwele, Ekuphileni kwethu okunzima, Abangane bethu basisiza, Futhi umndeni wami othandekayo. Ukwenza izingane zijabule, Futhi zanikeza abazukulu, Futhi zahlala kuleli zwe Kakhulu - ukuthi udinga kangakanani!
Imali ithanda i-akhawunti ngqo, Ngubani, njengoba kufanele, uzothola konke? Othandekayo we-akhawunti, Izoholela enzuzweni! Futhi iholo lizobala Futhi lizovalwa nge-plus plus year! Susa, phinda futhi uhlukanise, Hlanganisa uphinde uhlole, Kuze ku-penny, konke kuzothola, Akekho ozohluleka. Futhi abantu abanjalo abanokwethenjelwa, Musa ukuhalalisela - akunakwenzeka, Ngakho-ke phuthuma, Nika ukufudumala emphefumulweni, Lolu suku, olusebenza kahle kakhulu, Lona umsebenzi omkhulu, Usuku nosuku, unyaka, Nathi, bazalwane, qhubekela phambili!
Siyakuhalalisela ngosuku lwe-akhawuntiant cishe uhlobo oluhlukile lwezincwadi. Izintshisekelo ezinhle, ezihlekisayo nezihlekisayo evesini kanye namaprosethi amadoda nabesifazane banezici ezithile: izici zegama eliyinkimbinkimbi, amanothi okuthuka kanye nezifiso eziqotho zomqondo ocacile nememori ekhanyayo. Khetha ukuhalalisela okungcono kakhulu ku-akhawunti yakho enkulu, osebenza nabo, kanye nabasebenzi ukuze ubanikeze abasebenzi noma umuntu oseduze eholidini lobuchwepheshe.