Ukuhalalisela kwangempela ngoNyaka Omusha 2016, ukuhalalisela kakhulu

Ebusuku beholide yamaNyaka Omusha bephelelwe amandla kangangokuthi akukho ukuklama okwanele nomcabango wokuhalalisela? Kwenzeka. Kuhle ukuthi unathi thina ozokusiza njalo futhi akukhuthaze uma udinga. Ngakho-ke, ake siye emabhizinisini.

Imikhonzo yokuqala yoNyaka Omusha

Ukumangala kwefoni

Ake siqale ngocingo ukuhalalisela, ngoba abaningi bethu bahlala emakhilomitha amancane besuka komunye nomunye futhi abanaso ithuba lokugubha uNyaka Omusha ndawonye. Lungiselela ama-sms ngemibhalo yokuhalalisela. Isibonelo, bangaba:

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Vumela, kakade kusukela ngoJanuwari wokuqala, ekugcineni kwakho kuyobe kulandela izikhathi ezijabulisayo nezenzakalo ezinhle. Ngifisa sengathi yonke ithemba netaphupho lakho kufanele ligcwaliseke yiSanta Claus kanye namanye amabutho anamandla futhi anomusa. Ngithemba ukuthi bazoba abameli bakho kanye nabagcini balindi njalo ngomzuzu.

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Vumela u-Eva oMnyaka Omusha ugcwalise zonke izifiso zakho futhi unikeze umqondo wezinganekwane. Futhi kwangathi impilo yakho ingaba yinto enhle ngempela ngonyaka omusha: umphathi uzoba umlutha omuhle futhi akunike umholo omkhulu, futhi ngolunye usuku ngonyaka omusha uzohlangana nenkosana enhle ezokwenza impilo yakho ibe yindaba emnandi.

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Unyaka omusha uzobe olula, olula futhi ophuthumayo, njengeqhwa. Kuzoletha inhlanhla yakho enqabeni yeqhwa, impilo yomuntu siqu - inhlansi yeziqhumane zemikhosi, amahlaya - ukukhanya kwezinyosi zesihlahla sikaKhisimusi, nomphefumulo - ukuthula kwasekuqaleni kweJanuwari ekuseni. Ngifisa sengathi ujabula nenjabulo yonke unyaka wonke!

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Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo, intombazane enhle kunazo zonke, enhle kakhulu futhi ethandekayo emhlabeni! Kuleliholidi, ake ngifise ukuba ube unyaka wonke njengoba ujabule futhi uhlanzekile njengeqhwa, ubumnene njenge-touch of a snowflake, enhle njengeqhwa elikhanyayo elangeni, ujabule futhi ujabule, njengoNyaka Omusha ngokwawo! Siyakuhalalisela!

Othandekayo wami! Ngikuhalalisela ngoNyaka Omusha!

Sebenzisa ngokunenzuzo izinhlelo ezihlukahlukene ezizokwazisa ngengoma enhle noma ngezwi labantu abadumile. Isibonelo, umlingani wakho uthanda kakhulu uSofia Rotaru. Mlalele le ngoma noma ukuhalalisela ngezwi lakhe. Umlingani wami uzojabula kakhulu.

Enye inketho ezithakazelisayo: uzokunika umkakho uhambo oluya eRoma. Vumela abangani abambalwa bathumele ama-sms akhe ngombhalo: "Lucky, uzobona uMuzi Ongunaphakade!" Umama kumele akumangale, emva kwalokho ungamnika amathikithi akhe.

Ukubingelelwa konyaka omusha kubhola

Njengoba igama lisho ukuthi, izifiso zakho zizofihlwa kuma-balloons. Ukuze wenze lokhu, udinga ukubhala okuningi kokuthokoza kwangempela ngezingcezu ezincane zephepha, uzifake ngaphakathi kwipayipi uphinde uzifake zibe amabhola. Bese ubathinta futhi umeme izimenywa ukuba zikhethe ibhola elizithandayo. Ngendlela efanayo ongayenza nge-candy, isixha sezimbali ngisho nokufihla kuma-cookies kaKhisimusi.

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Uzobona nini uNyaka Omusha?

Isiqu esidala sokukhathazeka?

Kungani uyidinga?

Mngcwabe e-snowdrift!

Bayeke nabo lapho

Ukuzibamba, ububha nobuhlungu.

Umoya wonyaka omusha omusha

Uzowachitha ngaphandle kokulandelela

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Unyaka Omusha awuyona ihlaya,

Umsebenzi onzima kanzima:

Ukuvivinya isisu,

Isikhwama esincane sinamandla.

Kodwa i-champagne nomkhosi

Abantu bethu bangesabi!

Siphumule, siphumule

Sizoqhubeka ... ukuze uthumele!

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Isihlahla somuthi, njengawe, sigqoke,

Futhi uqedele i-olivier

Ngakho, isikhathi se-SMS

Thumela ezweni lonke.

Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo!

Futhi ngifisa sengathi kukhona lapho ...

Thayipha, ukuze isikhwama semali

Ngifinyelele ezinyaweni zakho.

Ukuze izinja zingalimi,

Ngakho ekhishini unayo

Ivuliwe ngokungalindelekile

Insimu yewayini.

Endlini kwakuyindebe egcwele,

Vula uvule kubangani.

Ngakho lelo fortune elihlekisayo,

Jabulela futhi ungaguli!

Ubuningi bokuphindukuzalwa

Hiring umlingisi ozohamba ezindlini zabangane bakho bese ebahalalisela ngoNyaka Omusha egameni lakho. Yenza nje ngendlela engavamile. Uyakhumbula abantu abahamba ngezindawo zokuhlala futhi bathengise abahlanza abavaliwe abahlukahlukene, izinsimbi, amakhemikhali asekhaya, njll? Yileyo ndlela yokudlala nabangani, kuphela ekugcineni ukubanika isipho sakho.

Uma kungekho imali yomdlali, ungakwazi njalo ukuqasha isambatho sikaSanta Claus futhi uhalalisele izihlobo zakho ngokwakho. Ngikholelwa, bazojabula kakhulu.

Ama-envelopes

Amagama nezifiso zakho ezifudumele zingafakwa emvilophini futhi ithunyelwe ngeposi. Ngakho-ke, isikhathi eside ungenzi, ngakho-ke kuyoba mnandi kabili ukuthola ibhokisi leposi ukuhalalisela. Futhi, izimvilophu zingabekwa etafuleni lemikhosi, ukuze izivakashi zingazifunda ukudla okumnandi.

Ngokuvamile, kunemiqondo eminingi. Sebenzisa zonke izimpahla zakho ukuhalalisela wonke umuntu ngoNyaka Omusha 2016. Hlela amaholidi amakhulu kanye namahlaya amahle, unike izipho futhi ujabule.