Inhloko yomnyango
Iningi likholelwa ukuthi ayikho ukusetshenziswa kwabaholi. Lezi zihlazo, ama-oda, zibiza amaphephethi ngisho nezinhlawulo. Futhi uma ubheka isimo kusuka kolunye uhlangothi futhi ucabanga ukuthi kungaba yinto ewusizo, ungasondeli umphathi wesilisa? Ingabe uqinisekile ukuthi uzozinika isikhathi esiningi sokubukeka kwakho? Umuntu onjalo uyala. Ngisho noma ungazitholi umbiko ngalokhu, usazokhipha ngokungafani amathuba okuwela kwifomu engalungile ngaphansi kokubona okuqinile komphathi. Ugcina ukuhlala kwakho, ungabhemi ehhovisi, ngesikhathi sokusebenza zama ukungaxoxani ngemithengi, uchungechunge lwakho oluthandayo lwe-TV, izinkinga nomamazala, kanye nokwehluleka kothando lwakho. Ngomqashi wesifazane, empeleni, emibuthanweni eminingi, ungathola ukuyekethisa okuvamile, kodwa hhayi ngomuntu. Ngakho-ke, umholi wesilisa uyisikhuthazo, futhi uma uzwelana kakhulu, lokhu kuvuselela kakhulu.
I-Waistcoat
Ngezinye izikhathi kuhle kakhulu ukukhala kumuntu ehlombe lakho bese ukhuluma ngezinkinga zakho. Futhi ngalesi sikhathi uzokuqeda futhi athi konke kuyoba kuhle. Futhi, okubaluleke kakhulu, ungasebenzisi ulwazi olutholwe ngokumelene nawe (ngendlela, intombi enezigqila ingakwazi kakhulu lokhu). Ngaphezu kwalokho, kumnandi kakhulu kwi-cosmonaut ngenkathi izinyembezi zakho ushaya isandla esinamandla somuntu ekhanda - futhi akunandaba nhlobo ukuthi umnikazi walesi sandla uxhumeke kuphela ngumngani. Futhi uma uvakashelwe umqondo wokuthi lobu buhlobo bungaguqulelwa othandweni, yeka bese ucabanga ngokucophelela.
Gay
Ukukhulumisana gays kufundisa kakhulu. Okokuqala, kuyimfashini. Okwesibili, kusuka kumuntu onjalo ungathola ulwazi - akuwona wonke owesifazane ongakwazi ukwenza kahle ubuchopho bakhe kumlingani wakhe, njengoba gay enza. Okwesithathu, ngenxa yabo, singabuka konke kusuka ekubukeni kwethu. Okwesine, ziphephile ngokuphelele, ngoba ngisho nomuntu onomhawu ongeke abe nomhawu ngomngane wakho. Nakuba-ke, akuwona wonke umuntu ozovumela - izihlobo zobungqingili, njengombuso, akuzona njalo ukuzithoba kubantu besilisa futhi zizama ngazo zonke izindlela ukugwema izingxabano nazo. Futhi yesihlanu, ubudlelwano bobulili njalo kuyinselelo kubaningi besifazane. Uzozama njalo ukungalandeli ukuphendula okujwayelekile "kwesilisa" kuwe, kubuza umbuzo: "Angiyithandi yini kancane?". Ngikholelwa, kuyathakazelisa!
Ukumthanda okucebile
Ngepharadesi enhle endlini, kodwa maduzane le ndlu iqala ukuholela ekuboniseni okunzima. Okokuqala, sithanda ukufeza yonke imiklomelo yethu, futhi sinikeza izipho hhayi ngamaholide kuphela. Okwesibili, ukuthi imoto yakhe esekelwayo ayiyona umkhawulo wamaphupho. Umdlali ocebile uyisilingo, esibonisa ukuchithwa. Yiqiniso, kungcono ukuthi ungacabangi ukuthi yini elandela ukuphana kwakhe: izingxoxo ngaphansi kwenyanga ngokucacile azimthandi. Ngakho uma ungahle uhlele esiteji esiseduze, udinga kuphela ukusilela nevinnoflirtovat.
I-Genius
Ukuphila kwansuku zonke nabantu abanamakhono kunzima, kepha kubungane - ukuziqhenya. Ngenhlakanipho ungakwazi ukucima indlala yakho engokomoya. Laba bafana baphambukile, ngezinye izikhathi beka futhi bengasoleki. Bayakwazi ukuhlela i-salute futhi bayashisa ngokushisa kwabo. Ngendlela, ama-genius afana nokuvezwa kanye nomuzi omusha. Abazibophezele empilweni yabo "yangaphambili", kodwa kuhle ukukhumbula ukuthi empilweni yakho kwakukhona umuntu onjalo, obani, mhlawumbe, kakade uboniswe ku-TV!
Isazi sengqondo
Isazi sezengqondo, ngaphansi kwethonya le-Hollywood cinema, sekuyisikhathi eside sesiphelile ukuba yi-quirk ye "bourgeois". Babengesabi futhi baqala ukuqonda, ngale ndlela: ukuze baxazulule izinkinga zabo ngokuzikhandla nokubhekana nazo. Ngakho-ke, umbono ovela ngaphandle uhlale udingekile. Ngaphezu kwalokho, namuhla kunemfashini kakhulu. Hlala uphendukela kwesazi sengqondo esihle kuphela futhi wamukele izincomo zakhe ngokoqobo njengesiqondiso sesinyathelo esisheshayo. Kodwa nje ungathandani nesazi sokusebenza kwengqondo yakho - lesi kinoshnyshriuk ivame ukushayela empilweni futhi ithole ukulungeleka!
Umsizi wesitifiketi
Noma yikuphi abakushoyo, abalungisi bezinwele ezinhle, ama-couturiers kanye namastilisti bahlale bebesilisa. Bona into engabonakali yimuphi owesifazane. Ukubukeka kwesilisa kubaluleke kakhulu. Othandekayo akakwazi njalo ukuqonda yonke imiqondo ye-nuances kanye nezinguquko ezincane ngaphandle kwentombi yakhe. Esimweni esihle kakhulu, angakwazi ukukhipha "ukubuka okuphelele" okungabonakali, futhi nakakhulu - "okwakungaphambili, uhambe okuningi." Ngakho inkosi enhle ibaluleke kakhulu isisindo sayo ngegolide. Futhi kungakhathaliseki ukuthi akudingekile ukuba uqale ukuhlangana nomuntu onjalo, ngoba amanoveli anendlela yokuphela. Abamele i-Amnogie ye-sex enamandla ayithandi ukuqhubeka nokuxhumana nabangane babo bokuqala, lokhu kusebenza ngisho nasebudlelwaneni obuhle.
Umngani ekhaya
Kudingeka ngaphandle kokungafani! Omunye unomfowethu ophakeme, kodwa omunye akwenzi. Khona-ke kufanele sibheke indoda ethembekile enomuntu onzima. Uhlala efika ekusindiseni, noma nini lapho umbuza ngakho. Ngeke azibuze imibuzo engadingekile futhi ngeke kusimangaze kunoma yini. Kuyoba ukwehlisa ngokweqile ukuphatha zonke izilinganiso, futhi iseluleko salo si-laconic, izenzo zilandelana futhi zinengqondo. Ngemuva kwakhe njengodonga lwamatshe, lokho kungukuthi ukuthanda kwakhe akuyona eyakhe. Kubalulekile ukucabangela ukuthi uma ufuna ohmurit indoda enjalo, ngeke abe nokungacabangeli futhi engathandeki ekhaya.
Umeluleki
Ezikhathini zesimanje zaseNtshonalanga ungabona "izindinganiso zabo." Cishe wonke umuntu akanalo abameli bakhe nababhange. Akukwenzeki ukuthi sizoba nezinkinga ezinjalo, kodwa manje kuphela ezindaweni ezikude. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, ukubolekisa sekuyisikhathi eside, futhi izimiso zomthetho ngokuvamile kufanele zibhekane nazo. Yingakho ngenxa yalesi sizathu, umqondo omuhle kakhulu owenziwe ngumeluleki ojwayele, ongakwazi ngaso sonke isikhathi ukuphendukela kwiphupho eliphuthumayo. Ukujwayela okunjalo njalo kuyasiza, ngakho kufanele basekelwe. Ngendlela, umuntu kulokhu noma leyo nhlangano akasoze abe yinto engadingekile, ngoba ekuphileni kwethu wonke umuntu uhlale ekhona.
Umyeni
I-subspecies ekhethekile yamadoda. Kungani sidinga ngempela amadoda - kuhlala imfihlakalo. Mhlawumbe, izimo zebhizinisi kanye nezinkolelo. Ngaphambi kokuthi "ugcine indawo" kuyadingeka ukwakha. Ngelinye igama, indoda iyadingeka, uma nje ngenxa yokuthi ufuna ukuhlonipha inkululeko, ukuzimela, futhi ube nethuba lokukhathazeka ngokugcwele nokuhlukunyezwa kwamadoda. Ngendlela, umyeni ngamunye uzinikela ekuqeqeshweni olufanele. Nakuba abanye bangathola injabulo yangempela yomndeni, ngoba kufanele kube khona amadoda aphelele kuzo zonke izici, hhayi nje i-vkinofilmah.