Kuze ngineminyaka eyishumi nesishiyagalombili, ngangivame ukuhlangana noNyaka Omusha nabazali bami. Khona-ke ubusuku obumlingo obuningi bomnyaka besetshenziswe enkampanini yabangane abaseduze. Kodwa eminyakeni emithathu eyedlule wazimisela ngokuqinile: akukho imibuthano enobungane. Nakuba bangabangane bami namadoda ahle kakhulu, kodwa kubo akufani nesimangaliso - ngeke neze uthole isimanga esikhulu. Ngiyazi kusengaphambili ukuthi konke kuzoba kanjani. ULera uzama ukunqoba le nkampani ngesambatho se-avant-garde, u-Irka uzodlala ngothando nabo bonke abesilisa ukuxabana no-Tolik wakhe wokuxoshwa komzimba, uKostya uzoqhubeka ehamba kuzo zonke izigaba zokudakwa, ekhuluma ngokuhleka kwamahlaya okuqala, bese ebiza ama-monologues asebekhulile ngesiNgisi, futhi ekugcineni awe ngaphansi kwetafula futhi ulale lapho ubuthongo obuhle.
"Ngabe abafana bangithukuthele njengoba bengithanda," ngacabanga, "kodwa kulo nyaka bayodlala ngaphandle kwami." Ngingakhumbula yini ubuntwana bami futhi ngihlangane noMnyaka Omusha nabazali bami? Ngiyakhumbula kahle ukuthi yiziphi amaHholide amahle (njengalewo, enombhalo omkhulu) ahlela kimi. Isihlahla esihlahleni esihlahleni, futhi ngaphansi kwayo - ibhokisi elikhanyayo eliboshwe i-ribbon, okwakuyilokho engangikuphupha kakhulu. Ngisengumntwana konke lokhu kwakuyisimangaliso sangempela. Futhi manje ...
Vumela abantu bami abadala abathandekayo bangithethelele , kodwa namuhla lokhu akwanele kimi. Ngakho-phambili, ukucinga i-Blue Bird! Kulula ukusho "phambili". Futhi kuphi ncamashi? Uma othile elahlile umqondo ... "Kulungile," nganquma, "konke-ke, kuhle, kodwa kuyoba kuhle ukucabangela ngezinto eziningi ezenziwe ngokulandelana. Isibonelo - mayelana nesidlo sakusihlwa, noma ngabe isisu sesivele silamba. " Wavula umsakazo futhi waqala ukushaya amaqanda ane-omelette. Yebo, futhi iqhwa: isitsha ngakwesinye isandla, imfoloko - kwenye.
- "... Ufuna isimangaliso ngo-Eva Wonyaka Omusha?" - kubuza izwi lomuntu.
Ngaphendukela kumamukeli futhi ngiphendule ngokuzikhandla: "Ngifuna ngempela!"
- "Khona-ke silindele wena eklabhu yethu ukuze uthole i-masquerade. Izicelo zamukelwa ... "
"Iyiphi club?" - Ngakhalaza. "Ngitshele inombolo yocingo, imbuzi!"
- "... ekhelini ... Ifoni yethu ..." - wezwa i-masseur yami yamasaka omsakazo. Ngangimbiza ngokuthi imbuzi. Ngikhohlwa mayelana ne-omelet kanye nendlala yami enobudlova, ngaya ukushayela.
- I-night club "Behemoth", - waphazamisa izwi lentombazane.
- Ngifaka isicelo soNyaka Omusha.
- Bangaki abantu? - intombazane yabuza ngezwi elisemthethweni.
- Ngingedwa ... Ngakho kungenzeka noma wena kuphela ... Izwi le-interlocutor engabonakali ngokushesha lalahlekelwa ukuziphatha kwalo: "Kungani? Ungakwazi, Yebo ... "
- Futhi kuyodala kangakanani?
- Amakhulu amahlanu namashumi amahlanu hryvnia.
Uma ngingahle ngimemele umlozi kancane, ngizobe ngimemeza ngekhanda. Futhi-ke isikhashana nje siboshwe kancane.
- Kuyoba mnandi kakhulu, - njengokungathi ukuzwa ukungabaza kwami, le ntombazane yasheshe yazisa. - Sinom DJ omuhle. Futhi lolu hlelo luyoba phezulu! Wozani, ngeke nizisole. Yebo, ukhohliwe ukusho: zonke izivakashi kufanele zibe ngodlovu oluhle. Lokhu kuyimfuneko evunyelwe.
Ngazitholela ngephutha ulwazi.
- Sicela, iqembu lethu liyathandwa kakhulu. Olunye usuku noma amabili, futhi ngeke samukele izicelo ... - intombazane yazama.
- Ngiyabonga. Ngicabanga kancane, "ngashilo, futhi ngilenga.
"Amakhulu amahlanu namashumi amahlanu hryvnia! Wow! Futhi ingubo egqoke amahle ayiyazi, kungakanani kuyoba khona, "ngacabanga. Ngasuswa ama-dollar angamakhulu amabili - ngisindise ngokuthenga amajazi ezimvu.
Ukubeka ngokulinganisa izilinganiso ezilodwa zekhono eliyisimangaliso somunye umuntu - cishe elibonakalayo, elifushane, eliboshwe ngobuningi emgodini nasendodeni (ngempela eluhlaza, ngaphansi kombala wamehlo) ijazi lezimvu. Wayedlula ijazi lembuzi elilinde isikhathi eside. Kungani impilo ibeka njalo phambi kwesidingo sokukhetha! noma-noma? Kungani abanye benalo, futhi ababili, futhi okwesithathu, futhi mina ... nganquma ukuphazamiseka emicabangweni edabukisayo, vula i-TV. Kube nefilimu endala "I-Bat". Njengokungathi ukuyala, ukuvusa ukungabaza kwami futhi emphefumulweni wami. Ukuziqhenya kuyisisusa sezimangaliso. I-heroine eyinhloko iphinde yathandana nomyeni wayo, inceku u-Adele yafeza iphupho lakhe eliyigugu - waba ngumdlali we-actress, futhi ngokujwayelekile ...
Ngithathe ngokucophelela ngithatha ifoni bese ngishayela inombolo. "I-night club" Behemoth ", - wezwa izwi elijwayelekile.
- Girl, kungimi futhi. Ngingathola nini ngemuva kwesimemo? Ngakho, ngilahla ukushintshashintsha, ngaya ekhelini elirekhodiwe futhi ngatshantshana ama-dollar ayikhulu ekhadini elikhanyayo letikiti lokungena. Manje omunye umbuzo wawuse-ajenda: ingubo egqoko.
Angiyena umgqoki , kepha ukuyala ku-studio kuyabiza kakhulu. Mhlawumbe ungaqasha indawo ethile? Eureka! UKayya, udade womuntu engifunda naye esikoleni, usebenza njengomthengi wezimpahla endaweni yokudlala.
Ngaphandle kokulibala, ngaya kumsebenzela: "Katyusha, sindisa!"
- Ngakho, sinakho? .. "Ku-Swan", ku "Giselle" ... Ufuna iphakethe?
Ngangingafuni neze ukupakisha. U-Katya waqhubeka nokufakelwa kwezinto ezihamba phambili: "Lokhu ku-Onegin, kungenxa kaNkulunkuluunov ..." Udumo lwasekhaya, "" Faust "... Yini, akunjalo? Akungenxa yokuthi angizange ngithande noma yini, kodwa nje amehlo ami abalekela kulobu buhle. U-Katya wachaza isenzo ngendlela yakhe:
"I-Noodoo ... Izinto ze-darn endala." Sinezikhwama ezintsha ... Ku-premiere ye "Rigoletto" ekhonjisiwe. Ingabe ufuna ukuthi ngikubonise? Ingubo yokuqala yangidlisa. Uye wazama. Kwahlala njengeglavu.
"Ngingakwazi yini ukukwenza?" - ngincenga ngathi, futhi ngenxa yokwenyusa, wanezela izandla zakhe esifubeni sakhe - Ungesabi, ngingumuntu omuhle futhi ohlelekile!
U-Katya wayethule.
"Ngizoshiya isibambiso," ngagxeka futhi ngenyukela esikhwameni sami.
Wena uthatha it amashumi amathathu nantathu, futhi uyithatha kuqala endlini yami. Khumbula: uma kwenzeka okuthile, sigxila ngokushesha. Uyakwazi? Ngagxuma, ngisakwazi ukukholelwa inhlanhla enjalo. Le ngubo iphoqelekile ukuheha lesi Mangaliso, njengemagnet. It ngokwayo isivele isimangaliso esincane. Ngomhlaka-31 Disemba, ngehora lesishiyagalolunye edlule ebusuku, ngase ngilungele ukukhishwa ngamagagasi emva kweBlue Bird. Ikhanda lezinwele eziphezulu elivula ikhanda lami langenza ngathi ngifane nomdonski wangempela. Ngeneliseka ngesikhathi sokugcina ngizihlolile esibukweni, ngathatha isinyathelo ngasemnyango futhi ... "Nansi umdwebo! - Ngokucasuliwe, wazikhandla ebunzini. - Ngingayithola kanjani iklabhu kuleli fomu? "Siyabonga uNkulunkulu, cishe kwakungenzeka ukubiza itekisi ngocingo.
Ngokushesha insimbi yathi : "Phuma. Imoto isivele isemnyango. " Itekisi enezinombolo ezidingekayo yayingabonwa, kodwa hhayi emnyango, njengoba ngatshelwa. Ukuze uqhubekele emnyango ongenawo, udinga ukwenza imoto ephakeme, ehamba phakathi kwezindlu, nangonyawo - cishe ngamamitha ayishumi nanhlanu noma amabili: amabheji adlule asezindaweni ezingenalutho. Umshayeli, osemncane, ukubhema ngobuso obungathandeki eduze nomoto. Ngashiya emnyango futhi ngingabazi ngokuqhaqhazela ngendwangu, ngingafuni ukungena emdakeni. Umfana waphonsa ugwayi ugwayi, waphendukela esiqondisweni sami futhi ... - Linda !!! Wememeza sengathi uzama ukumisa isitimela sokuhamba. "Ngizofika kuwe manje!" Ngemuva kwemizuzu embalwa, emva kokukhipha ama-brake, itekisi yamisa imitha kimi. Umshayeli waphuma emotweni. Ngaphambi kokuvula umnyango kimi, wathi ngokuthula: "Akukwenzeki kanje." Ngangingaqondi ukuthi leli gama lalinjani, kodwa ngesizathu esithile laba lifudumele futhi lijabulise ngokungavamile. Sithintele iklabhu ngemizuzu engamashumi amabili. Ngemva kokuxazulula, ngaphuma emotweni. "Ngabe kufanele ngikuthole ekuseni?" Umshayeli wetekisi wamemeza. Ngacabanga ngezimoto zeMercedes zimi eceleni kwakhe, izivakashi ze "BMW Volvo" zeqembu. Ummangaliso omkhulu wonyaka omusha, engangikulindele, ngokuqinisekile wawufaka phakathi ukuthi ngizobuyela ekhaya kwenye yalezi zimoto zangaphandle. "Angazi," ngathi, futhi ngiya enkambeni yokungena kweTale. Ama-singles, njengami, ayembalwa lapha. Ngokuyinhloko - imibhangqwana nezinkampani ezincane.
Kodwa kungekudala izivakashi zadideka , futhi kwakungenakwenzeka ukucacisa ukuthi ubani ozele naye. I-DJ enkampanini yayimangalisa kakhulu, amatafula ayegcwele ukudla okumnandi, amahlaya amahle aphindwa esikhundleni sezimanga ezimnandi ngendlela eyenziwa ngabaculi kanye nezibhamu ezinkulu. Ezintathu zazo zangibonisa izibonakaliso zokunakwa: indoda ende endodongweni yeMephistopheles, umbusi wamaRoma on toga obomvu kanye neViking enhle, enhle. Bonke abathathu bafuna ukungimema ukuba badansa, benze izincomo ezinhle futhi bakhulume ngamabhizinisi abo athuthukayo. Ngangilahlekelwa: Angikwazi ukunquma ukuthi yikuphi okuzokwenza okuthandayo. "Othakazelisayo nowe-erudite - ngokungangabazeki, i-Mephistopheles," kunqunywe, ekugcineni. "Sizoyeka kulo!"
Kodwa ngokushesha kwavela imininingwane encane, kodwa engathandeki kakhulu. Ngesikhathi ngidansa noSathane othakazelisayo, wayehlale ebuka eceleni kweNdlovukazi yeqhwa. Uyongamukela futhi ambheke. Ukunconywa kuzomemeza endlebeni yami - futhi ngiphinde ngiphakamise amehlo ami ekuqondeni kwakhe.
"Ngokuvamile i-Irkin ehlukile", - icatshangwa futhi ishintshela kuViking, okungazange kube khona ukuhlukunyezwa kusukela ekuqaleni kwangenza ngibe nombono omuhle kakhulu kimi. I-Viking ibizwa ngokuthi i-Scandinavian kuphela - i-Vasya. I-Basil yayilungile, ngaphandle kwe-trifle: kaningi yayisetshenziswa eklasini ye-brandy. Ngehora lesithathu ebusuku ubesevele engakaqineki ezinyaweni zakhe, ngakho-ke, ehlezi eceleni kwakhe, waqala ukubulala ubusika obudala namangqamuzana angamangalelwa. Ngesithathu, ngithukuthele, nginqamukile futhi ngilala, ngiphonsa ikhanda lakhe etafuleni, ngingekho ipuleti enesaladi lesikhumba nje ngamasentimitha ambalwa nje. "Kungani, kungenangqondo kimi?"
- Ngangilungele ukukhala izinyembezi zosizi. UCesari wafika kimi. Ngendlela, elula njengengilazi. Ngambheka ngethemba kuye futhi ngacabanga: "Mhlawumbe kungummangaliso wami wonyaka omusha owaziwa naye?"
"Ingabe umfokazi omuhle uyathukuthela?" Ngase ngihleka usulu ibinzana, kodwa ngangihlebezela futhi ngigxuma.
U-Emperor wathembisa ukuthi: "Manje ngizokwenza ngijabule," uMbusi wamthembisa, wathatha into evela emagumbini e-toga yakhe futhi ngokumemeza ethi "Hula!" ... I-clapper yawela ngaphesheya kwendlebe yami, igcwalisa i-confetti ne-dessert engibambe ngezandla zami. Omunye wephepha elibi lijikeleza ngedonga lomaski wangithinta ngqo emehlweni. Ngacwebezela futhi ngigubha amehlo ami ngesibindi sami. Umngane waseRomania wehliswa ngezwi elibi futhi wakhipha i-cracker entsha. Iso elikhubazekile laqala ukugeleza. Ukusuka ngaphansi kwe-mask esesidleni sesobunxele inyembezi yezinyembezi, ke-ngakwesokudla. Kwakuyinto engavamile: leli liso aliyona i-confetti.
Ngibheke nxazonke. Abantu babemnandi, futhi akekho owangikhathalela. Isimangaliso asizange sisebenze. Ngingazama ukuheha ukunakwa, ngaphumela emgwaqweni. Ukufihla iminwe yami efriziwe ngaphansi kwezimpondo zami, ngidlulile eziningana izimoto zangaphandle emgwaqeni lapho ngingabamba khona umhwebi wangasese. Umshini odlulele emgqeni wawungewona imoto yangaphandle, kodwa kunalokho wawushaywa yi-"Volga" nabahloli be-scallop. Wabheka ku-salon. Umfana owayengilethe lapha ulele embhedeni wangaphambili. Ngangikhokhisa engilazini. Umfana wavula amehlo akhe, waphenduka ekhanda lakhe waphinda wathi: "Akunakwenzeka."
"Uyongithatha ekhaya?"
Umfana waphuma emotweni, wavula umnyango, futhi lapho ngifika emotweni, wangimangazela ngokuzumayo esihlathini ngokungalindelekile: "Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo, Indodakazi." Ingabe usakholwa ukuthi izimangaliso zenzeka? Futhi ngiyazi kakade: ukuthi enye enye! Futhi ngokuvamile kaningi ku-Eva Wonyaka Omusha wemilingo. Ngakho kuthiwani uma uDima engumshayeli wetekisi evamile, engekho umkhiqizi noma umlimi weDutch? Noma kunjalo, umhlangano wethu wawuyisimangaliso sangempela. Futhi kimi, nangenxa yakhe. Ngoba uthando luyisimangaliso njalo. Imisindo enkulu kunazo zonke!