Esikhathini sethu, isimo sengqondo esibi kakhulu ngokufa kanye nakho konke okuhlobene nayo. Asiyesabi ukufa kuphela, kodwa futhi ukucabanga, ukukhuluma nokulalela ngomama omdala onesiqu. Mhlawumbe sekuyisikhathi sokubheka ukufa esweni, futhi umtshele ukuthi angasheshi, sisenokuningi okufanele sikwenze. Futhi ngeke sisabe futhi - asiyikufa kabili, kodwa uma sisenza. Myeke alinde isikhathi sakhe, kuyilapho sijabulela ukuphila. I-curious kakhulu, yebo, ingabheka ku-horoscope yamahlaya yokufa kwabo ngesibonakaliso se-zodiac, kodwa akufanelekile ukuba umxhwele kakhulu. Nakuba, ukwazi ngezindawo ezibuthakathaka zezimpilo zabo ngeke kulimaze noma ubani.
Ama-Aries
Ababhula ngezinkanyezi bakubiza ngokuthi uphawu olubuhlungu kakhulu lwe-zodiac. Ohluphekayo kaningi uyinhloko. Kodwa yena uyasola! Ikuyisa emidlalweni eyedlulele kunazo zonke, iqoqa ama-adventures adventures nokuziphatha okungenandaba. Amadoda avame ukuthola ukufa kwabo ekudleni okudakiwe, ukuhlukumeza ubugebengu noma ukushayela izimoto. Kunoma yikuphi, ngeke ufeke. Cishe, ngeke uwele ekhanda lesitini, kodwa indiza noma i-meteorite, futhi igama lakho lokugcina lizoba "i-Wow!" Emfushane kodwa enamandla.
I-Taurus
Izinkanyezi zikunikeze impilo enhle, kodwa wakwazi ukuthatha indawo yesibili phakathi kwezimpawu ze-zodiac, eziphila impilo emfushane kakhulu. Isizathu salokhu ukuhluleka kwakho ukugula. Uyisibonelo esihle sokuthi awukwazi kanjani ukugula. Bonke odokotela ekuqondeni kwakho kukhona ama-charlatans, futhi ukwelashwa kwabo kuyindlela eqondile futhi esheshayo emathuneni. Kodwa ngeke ufe ngenxa yokugula noma ukwelashwa okungalungile, kodwa ngokuhaha. Wena ngaphambi kwegama elithi "shayela" umcabango wezihlobo ezingenasibindi, ngubani emva kokufa kwakho ozothola yonke impahla oyitholile ngokusebenza ngokweqile.
I-Gemini
Noma nini lapho ushona-eminyakeni engu-80, engu-90 noma engu-100, usazobonakala, kusheshe kakhulu. Futhi ukuze uphile eminyakeni ehloniphekile enjalo unayo yonke amathuba, nakuba ungenayo impilo enamandla kakhulu. Ukuphila kuwe kukhishwe isikhathi eside ngenxa yothando olungenakuphikisana nalo nesifiso sokuthatha kuye nokuthi yini engayifuni ukukunikeza ngokujwayelekile. Ukubhekana nokuzikhandla kwakho, kungenjalo kuyokunika ngokushesha ukufa ngenxa yendawo yakho ebuthakathaka - izingozi. Uma ubheka, uzofa usuphele kakhulu, futhi ukufa kuzokuthola ezandleni zomthandi omncane noma othandekayo.
Amanqamu
Abantu abavame ukufa ngenxa yokuqhaqhazela kanye ne-hypochondria, kodwa kunjalo nje. Uzohamba kancane, kodwa uthembele ngokuzethemba emngcwabeni wakho, uqinisekise wonke umuntu ukuthi kuyingozi ukuhlala futhi kuyingozi kakhulu. Lungiselela imingcwabo, futhi uqale kusengaphambili. Kodwa kufanele kanjani, konke akufanele kube kubi kakhulu kunabantu. Izingane zakho, ngokushesha nje lapho zikhula futhi ziqala ukucabanga, zizokwazi ngenhliziyo ukuthi yiziphi izingubo zokukungcwaba, yikuphi inkulumo yokukhulumisana okumele iqhume nokuthi ubani ozobiza ukuthi avuke. Kodwa, naphezu kokulungiswa okunjalo, awufuni ukufa ekuqaleni. Kodwa ngifuna ngempela ukuzwa ukuthi uyathandwa, futhi ngeke bayeke ukufa kwabo!
Amabhubesi
Awufuni ukuvuma ukuthi ungafa ngobudala obudala ngoba iqiniso lokuthi umzimba uphelelwe yisikhathi. Kubuhlungu ngandlela-thile! Kungumngcwabo ukufa ngokulondoloza umuntu ngomuntu, isibonelo, ikati eliphuma emlilweni, owesifazane ovela ngaphansi kwesitimela, noma, nakakhulu, aphule ngeparachute engavuli. Kodwa cha! Ungabi hero yakho! Unamathuba amaningi okushiya leli zwe elifayo ngama-hemorrhoids anamahloni. Awuziqhayisanga ngaleyo mbangela yokufa emhlabeni, futhi ngeke ubhale ememori. Ngakho-ke, uma uthanda, ufa, udume, unakekele impilo yakho futhi uhlele isifo sakho sokufa eduze nejubili lekhulu leminyaka.
I-Virgo
Nguwe kuphela uphawu oluvela kumbuthano we-zodiac ongavumelani nemithetho yendawo yonke, ngoba uma ufe ngandlela-thile akusizi ngokwanele. Ngakho makube! Wena, njengekati, unamaphilo ayisishiyagalolunye, futhi unenhlanhla ngokufa okungenani kathathu. Kodwa wena uphephile ngokuphepha futhi emva kokuzama ukuzama ukuzibulala, futhi ngemuva kokuhlaselwa komuntu ongenamuntu ozobe esethatha izinyawo zakhe, futhi emva kokuchungechunge kwezingozi eziyingozi. Futhi uzofa uma usukhulile, eminyakeni engaba ngu-70-80, lapho uchitha zonke izihlobo zakho zezihlobo ngezinye izinhlobo zemarasmus ezinokungabaza kuwe.
Isikali
Ukholelwa ekufeni emva kwalokho, ngakho-ke, ngaphandle kokulungiselela ngokucophelela, ngeke uhambe endaweni yabafileyo, kodwa awuhlosi ukusho impilo yakho ngaphambi kwesikhathi. Ukuqala ngenye indawo kusukela eminyakeni yobudala bomhlalaphansi, uzobe uphishekela ngenkuthalo impilo yakho, wenze okuhle, uye esontweni, vumela izono zakho, futhi uhambisane - wushaye iminyango yazo yonke imitholampilo ukuze odokotela baqinisekise ukuthi kusencane kakhulu ukuyala umpristi ukuvuma kokugcina. Ngokuzikhandla kwabo uzothola wonke umuntu, futhi bazophefumula lapho befa uzothathwa eNkantolo No. 6.
Scorpio
Uhlale ufuna ukufa kwakho. Akukhona lokho kuphela, uyisibonakaliso esibuhlungu kakhulu, futhi uhlale uthola lapho izingozi, imililo, ukuqhuma, nezifo ezihlukumezeka kakhulu. Odokotela abakuzethembi, kodwa uhamba nodokotela nabaphangi. Mhlawumbe lokhu kungenxa yokuthi bayisiqondiso esihle ezweni elihlukile? Lahla lokhu kusebenza. Ungamkhohlisi ukufa! Yena ngokwakhe uzoza kuwe, kodwa phakathi kweminyaka engama-60 no-90. Uzokuthatha ephusheni noma, njengoba uphupha, uzokuya kuNkulunkulu, uzidela kwabanye ngesikhathi sokuphila, noma emva kokufa, unike izitho zakhe ekusizeni.
Sagittarius
Awazi ukwesaba ukufa. Wena-ke, uyaqaphela ukuthi uthando lwakho lwe-adventure, i-adventure kanye nendlela yokuphila engenamkhawulo evame ukungahambisani nokuphila. Kulungile, makube njalo! Uqinisekile ukuthi empilweni inombolo yenjabulo ibalulekile, hhayi izinsuku! Ngakho-ke, i-Sagittarius engavamile ingaphila iminyaka engama-50. Unethuba lokuhlangabezana nokuguga, uma uneminyaka engama-50 uboshwe ngezenzo ezimbi kakhulu, uzokwehlisa isivinini emigwaqeni futhi uzinikele ingxenye yesibili yokuphila kwakho ebuBuddhism, noma, noma okungenani ekuhlaleni onogwaja.
Ama-Capricorns
Ukukhathazeka kwakho kanye nokulindela kwezinkinga ezingenakugwenywa kwabahle ngeke ukuletha, futhi ukufa - kalula. Kodwa ngisho nasekufeni azikho izinkolelo ezinjalo ngezifo ezingazibiza, njengakho. Usuvele uzivivinya wena ngokwakho nesifo esibi kakhulu, nesifo senhliziyo, ngisho ne-Ebola entsha engena emisha. Akusizi? Ukuphila akushiyi? Kulungile, phila manje! Konke kusemandleni akho. Kodwa awufaki isifo esiyinkimbinkimbi, kodwa ngenxa yokungalungi komuntu okuncane: ukuzikhethela kokudla okulimazayo, utshwala, ukubhema noma izidakamizwa. Ngakho, ngeke ube nesithukuthezi ngokuqinisekile!
I-Aquarius
Uphuthuma ukuhlala, ngoba ukuphila kuyinto eyingozi futhi ekhohlisayo, awusoze wazi ukuthi uzokwephuka kuphi endaweni ethandekayo kakhulu. Kodwa esikhundleni sokujabulela ukuphila ngesifuba esiphelele, udlulisa isikhathi ezinkathazweni nokuqagela okubuhlungu, ngendlela ozoyithatha ngayo ukufa. Emva kwakho konke, izingozi zilinde zonke izinyathelo - khona-ke isitini ekhanda lakhe, ke umshayeli ophuzile, isisindo esiyingozi. Asikho isikhathi sokuphila, kufanele sicabange futhi singabandakanyi zonke izingozi! Futhi yilapho inhliziyo yakho izoyeka khona futhi imise. Khona-ke ukuthula okulindele isikhathi eside kuzofika!
Inhlanzi
Kulo mpilo ufika ukuyisebenzisa ku "jamb" ehlanganisa izihlobo eziningi, abangane, abangani bakho, omakhelwane, ozakwabo futhi uNkulunkulu uyazi ukuthi yiziphi izinhlobo zabantu abangakuvumeli ukuba bazizwe benesizungu sabo esibuhlungu. Lokhu kwesaba kwakho okubulala kakhulu, okungafelwa khona nganoma yisiphi isikhathi, ngoba umuntu, ngisho nasesixukwini esikhulu kunazo zonke zabantu "abasondelene", uhlale enesizungu. Uma usencane ungaphumelela ngokuphepha ngokuhlukumeza, khona-ke uzofa ngokuguga ephusheni futhi uzungezwe inzalo eningi.