Umama: Ibhomu le-Dragon Emperor
Uhlobo : adventure, isenzo
Iqondiswe ngu : Rob Cohen
Abalingisi : Jet Li, Brendan Fraser, uMaria Bello, uLuka Ford, uMichelle Yeo
Umakhamera : Simon Duggan
Umlobi : U-Alfred Gough, uMiles Millar
Umqambi : Rendi Edelman
Izwe : USA, Canada, eJalimane
Unyaka : 2008
I-Wizard enhle, u-Emperor-dragon onesihluku waseChina kumele achithe isikhathi esingapheli ngokungabikho. Amaqhawe akhe ayizinkulungwane ezingu-10 aphenduka amaqhawe aseTerracotta. Kodwa-ke, lapho u-Alex O'Connell owayengummangali evusela umbusi engozini yokuhlala ephakade, uphoqeleka ukuba afune usizo kubantu abodwa abaziyo ukuthi bangabhekana kanjani nabafileyo abavusiwe: kubazali babo. Inkosi ibuyele ekuphileni, futhi amaqhawe ethu ayaqonda ukuthi amandla akhe ayenyuke ngaphezu kwale minyaka eyinkulungwane. Umama usulungele ukukhulisa lonke elase-Asia emzabalazweni wokubusa umhlaba ... uma u-O'Connell engavumi.
Ithimba leMbusi WaseGreki liwuphawu lwangcwaba elidumile lombusi wokuqala we-Qin Dynasty eduze neNtaba yaseLishan, eduze nalapho kwatholakala khona izithombe eziyi-8099 zamasotrati aseShayina. Ivela ngo-210 BC. e., yavulwa ngo-1974.
Ngiya esikoleni sokuqala, sesigamu sehora leshumi. Esikhathini sokubambela i-cinema kunabantwana besikole nabantwana abancane. Bonke babamba ip-corn (noma ibhakede?) I-Popcorn, ibhodlela le-litre le-cola, wonke umuntu unamehlo emehlweni abo - ithemba nokulindela, konke ukuphazamiseka okukhulu. Ingqikithi: kusuka kubantu abadala ekamelweni Mina nomlawuli.
Ngendlela, i-movie ibonakala sengathi "yabantwana abangaphansi kweminyaka engu-14"?
Njengoba kunjalo.
Ngesikhathi esiningi seminyaka ehlalayo eyi-Imhotep ayizange ivumele umbhangqwana u-O'Connell ukuba aphile ngokuthula (ezweni likaWise noFraser). Abantu abasha abathandekayo basebenzelana kakhulu nabafileyo baseGibhithe abafile, endleleni yokudala umndeni futhi bekhulule amahlaya ahloniphekile hhayi ngembongolo. Ibutho labathandekayo landa futhi landa. Amafilimu ka-1999 - "Umama" futhi ngo-2001 - "Ama-Mummy Returns" awazange abe ngama-classical of uhlobo oluthile (ama-horror-action-adventure-lover-story), aletha izinyoni zawo kubadali babo ngaphezu kwezigidi ezingu-800 (!!!) million. Bonke babelindele ukuqhutshekwa kwedili futhi bathemba okuhle.
Njengoba kunjalo.
Eqinisweni, amathemba awazange agcwaliseke.
Uyakuqonda ukuthi yini okufanele uvuselele (bese ubulala) okwesithathu i-Imhotep ingamangalisa. Ngokusobala, kuvela kulokhu okushiwo ukuthi umqondisi wezingxenye ezimbili ezedlule uStephen Sommers washiya ingxenye yesithathu ngokubambisana noDob Cohen othile ("Fast and the Furious", "Three X's"). "Ngingakwenza isikhathi esingakanani?" - kusho isikhulu esidumile saseHollywood ngokuzijayeza ngezimoto kanye nokushaywa phansi, futhi kakade unyaka nonyaka ngemva kokuqala komsebenzi (nangaphansi konyaka ngemuva kokuqala ukuqoshwa) kwasinika owesifazane "wesithathu".
Isinqumo sanquma ukuthuthela e-Asia (esikhaleni) nangeminyaka eyishumi nanhlanu (ngesikhathi). Kulabo abalandeli, abadali balungiselele izinselele eziningana: IJet Li njengomuntu oyinhloko embi efile, i-peti friendly yeti, i-terracotta (lokhu akuyona umbala, lena yindlela yokushisa ngobumba) amasosha kanye nomdlali omusha oyingxenye ye-Evelyn. Ngaphezu kwalokho, kusobala ukuthi kwakufanele ukuthi wonke umuntu kufanele amangaze kakhulu indodana ka-O'Connell - u-Alex, owayevuthiwe futhi ekhuluma ngesilimi esithile sesiShayina, u-Alex onamahloni.
Futhi kwavela srednenko, kubi nakakhulu kuneyokuqala "Umama", kanti eyesibili. Ukulandisa kuyisicaba, isakhiwo asikho amandla, imiphumela ekhethekile igxiliwe konke nakho konke, abalingiswa abachaziwe, izimpi zihlulekile. Thina, ababukeli, besinqotshwa yi-epic yonyaka wamanje nje, abasalokhu bezama amasosha ebumba, ama-shaggy nezilo ezinwabuzelayo! Yilokho, kwakungenjalo! Uma kungekho ukudla kwama-brains, ke, nikeza umbukiso! Futhi ku-Rob Cohen kubonisa ukuphela ngehora lokuqala lokuqala, kanye nesitokisi se-pyrotechnics yaseChina.
Kodwa ngomzuzwana umqondisi ufuna ukusho ukuthi "ngiyabonga": ku-ifilimu ayinayo i-Chinese endizayo! Yebo, phansi kukhona ukuxubha, yebo, izinkemba, izigubhu, ukukhala kwamanzi kanye nabamukeli bezobuciko ezihlukahlukene. Kodwa akukho ukwephulwa kwemithetho ngokomzimba ekuhambeni kwemizimba yabantu ngokusebenzisa emoyeni! Eqinisweni, kuhle, ngoba kuyamangalisa.
Umzuzu omuhle kakhulu kule ifilimu: Ivi O'Connell, ebuka ngokuqondile futhi ngokwethembeka ezithameli, uthi: "Manje sengingumuntu ohlukile ngokuphelele." Ngempela. Ungaphi, uRachel Wise onomusa futhi othakazelisayo, washiya bani "owesifazane" wesithathu?
Njengoba kuzoba.
Abadali bathi ukuqhubeka kwesine "Umama" ngeke kube. Amanga amanga. Kuyoba, kuyoba. Kuphela uma kukhona ikholomu yokugcina, engaba umfundi wesithathu ebangeni angayithatha irejista yemali ye-cinema, ama-mummies azobe esaphila.
Yilokho inhliziyo ezopholisa khona.
Unjani phakathi kuka-8 nesishiyagalolunye? Futhi usalokhu lapha? Ngokushesha ukuya e-cinema! Kukhona imihlangano yosuku yezingane izaphulelo!
Natalia Rudenko