Futhi awujabuli futhi! Futhi uma isizathu sinzulu, kufanele wenze isinqumo esifanele. Ngezinye izikhathi, ngokuthukuthela nomona, asikwazi ukwenza isinqumo esinenjongo. Futhi mhlawumbe akufanele uqhubeke noma yini? Mhlawumbe kufanele uyeke futhi uzithole esinye isikhulu ku-limousine omhlophe?
Uma kufanele uqede ubuhlobo nendoda ukuze uzibonele. Ngemuva kweminye i-booze-party ayimi ngezinyawo zayo? Ingabe ifika ekhaya sekwephuzile? Futhi mhlawumbe isizathu kuwe ngokwakho? Yeka uthando? Awuthandi? Asiqonde ....
Okokuqala, sekuyisikhathi sokunaka ukuziphatha kwakhe, nokuqonda ukuthi uyakudinga "ukuthi".
Indoda kunoma yisiphi isimo kufanele ihlale indoda futhi ingabhekene ne-vinaigrette, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi inhlalakahle yakhe yezezimali noma isikhundla emphakathini. Wathinteka enhloko nge-diaper. Ungakholwa, ungashayi futhi ungathetheleli, ngezwi. Ngokwesifazane, indoda iyisidalwa esiyingqayizivele, eqinisweni ayikho emvelweni. Noma enye imibono indoda iyisiqeshana sobudaka obubi, lapho owesifazane ebunjwa khona ingelosi yakhe.
Ngakho-ke, uma sekuyisikhathi sokuqeda ubuhlobo nendoda, nokuthi yiyiphi. Ngizokwenza ezinye izibonelo "hhayi abantu".
Ukuhaha ukubonakaliswa njalo, kwelinye igama, ukuziphatha okungekho kweMongolia. Thatha konke, thatha okugcina, ukuhlambalaza kwama-trinkets anikeziwe. Ukuvala okunjalo ukuvumela!
Ukucwiliswa kwe-trifling, ukugxilisa indlovu endizeni, uma nje ukucindezela, ukukhishwa, ukukhishwa ngamathe kanye ne-sopelki. Umphumela walokhu kuziphatha kuholela ekuphindiseleleni okuncane futhi okungalungile kuwe, ngoba kuvela ukuthi ushiywe ngenxa yawo. Kulokhu, uyaziphindiselela njengendlela yokwelapha ikhanda, uphuze futhi konke kulungile, bese uhlupheka futhi ufake ama-shards.
Ungathethelela ukuphinga! Ukungasho izingxabano zasemakhaya nokuxabana. Ukukhohliswa nokukhathazeka maqondana nawe - kungenalutho empilweni! Awukwazi ukuthethelela amagama angavinjelwe kanye nezifungo ezingenalutho, ekugcineni zikhohliwe ngabo futhi zihlanganiswe ngesikhatsi se-moss. Uma ungeke ukwazi ukukwenza, kungani uthembisa? Awu, mhlawumbe ukukhala okungenalutho emkhathini, hhayi amagama akho?
Uma udinga ukuqedela ubuhlobo nendoda, akekho omunye kodwa akutshela kahle. Ingabe unqume? Kuhle, ake senze!
Futhi-ke, wenza izinqumo zokuphula ubuhlobo bakho nendoda. Ngamazwi, kulula, kodwa ungakwenza?
Akayena omunye kini, futhi ngeke abe umngane wakho, ngisho noma ungaceli. Ebudlelwaneni bomuntu wesilisa nowesifazane kunesimo sokuthi umuntu ufuna into engaphezu kweyodwa. Ingabe udinga lokhu "ubungane"?
Zitshele ukuthi, uhlobo luni lwesidalwa, ungasebenzisa usizo lwentombazane ede kakhulu, kodwa ehlolwe isikhathi esiningi. Noma uthele usizi olulodwa. Ungathatha usuku, ulale embhedeni oshisayo. Kodwa akudingeki ukuba uhileleke kukho konke kunomkhawulo, bese ulapho bese u-hang.
Ziqiniseke ukuthi awusayidingi futhi, futhi akukho nhlobo ekugcineni ubuhlobo. Khumbula zonke izinto ezimbi azenzile, khumbula konke ukushiyeka kwakhe, khumbula, ekugcineni, ukuthi wahlukumeza kanjani ikati lakho. Ungumbuzi! Kungani kufanele ngizisole? Kuzoba nesitimela esisha ne-tram, udinga ukulinda.
Ukukhathala. Noma ngabe, ubuchopho abuzange bucabange ngakho. Hlanganisa ngemithwalo yemvelo, susa, ubushelelezi, ususe, vula umdwebi kanye ne-mezzanine. Kuzoba usizo ekuphepheni kwakho nangokwakheka ngokomzimba ngeke kube kubi, okungcono kunokuzondla ukhalori, amathani ama-chocolate.
Yakha ubudlelwano namadoda phakathi nalesi sikhathi futhi ucabange ukuthi ngeke usebenze ngokujulile. Uma ungazami, idemoni elincane lizophuma phakathi kwakho bese utshela umlindi osanda kuvezwa, noma ekungcono kwakho, ukuthi ingabe ingelosi yakho yangaphambili yayinguwe.
Ubudlelwano nomuntu kufanele buqale okungenani inyanga ngemuva kwekhefu. Phakathi nalesi sikhathi, ukulandelana kokuhlala kwakhe endlini yakho, nasembusweni, kuyobhujiswa. Ungaphonsa i-microwave enikeziwe ngosuku lwakho lokuzalwa! Emva kwakho konke, ubuhlungu buzophela, futhi i-microwave izohlala !!!
Ungaqeda ubuhlobo bakho kuze kube phakade! Ngemva kokuhlukanisa nendoda kufana nokuxoshwa emsebenzini. Kukhona njalo ithuba lokuthi uzothola into enkulu futhi engcono. Amathuba omshado ophumelelayo nomndeni omuhle, namanje ahlehlise eminyakeni. Ngakho-ke, kubalulekile ukubeka umnsalo wokuphelelwa yisikhathi ngokuqeda lesi simo humanoid ngezikhathi ngezikhathi.