Imikhiqizo ithengwa, izipho zifihliwe, futhi isihlahla esihle sikaKhisimusi sifakiwe! Disemba 31 ingenziwa kuphela ezinkingeni ezimnandi. Umkhathi wokugubha umkhosi uzokusiza ukudala ukukhonza okunesitayela. Ukwenza itafula le-antique: indwangu yesibhakabhaka ebomvu, izibhebhe zegolide, inkonzo kagogo omdala, izibuko ze-crystal emilenzeni ephakeme. Noma ngesitayela seNdlovukazi yeSithwathwa - indwangu yesibhakabhaka eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ye-tulle noma i-organza, izitsha zokukhanya ezibucayi. Esigodlweni sasibeka izithelo ezihlanganiswe ngeqhwa: ama-apula ama-apula nama-pears emaqanda amhlophe ashaywa futhi afafazwe ushukela oluyimpuphu. Fantasize!
Ukufuna umcebo. Ngakho, izivakashi zizofika! Emngceleni bahlangane nomlingo (umyeni) ekhanda nasendwangu enezinkanyezi futhi enikeza imiqulu ngezibikezelo zonyaka ozayo. Khona-ke ugqoke njengepirate (i-bandage emnyama iso lakho, i-tattoo ne-bandana), futhi umemezela umncintiswano: "Ubani oyothola ingcebo ngokushesha?" Yiqiniso, wonke umuntu uyojabula ngezipho, kodwa isipho esidinga ukubhekwa phezulu sinomusa kabili! Isivakashi ngasinye sinikezwa ikhadi - kuyo indawo lapho ingcebo yakhe ifihliwe khona. Isibonelo: "Bheka ukuthi ingcolile ihlambulukile" (kumshini wokuhlanza). Ungacindezela lo msebenzi: ezindaweni eziqageleke ushiye inothi ngokuqhubeka kwemiyalo yokusesha. Ubani ozothola owokuqala - uthola umklomelo owengeziwe!
Izivakashi sezivele zikhokhise ithalenta lakho. Isikhathi sokumemezela umncintiswano: "Yini uSanta Claus ayenzile?" Uqala lo mdlalo ngokuqamba igama lokuqala, futhi amaqembu wabantwana nabantu abadala bafaka inguqulo yabo futhi baphinde baphinde baphendule uchungechunge kusukela ekuqaleni. Abanqobile yibo abalungile ukuveza uhlu olude kakhulu. Ukuzijabulisa okulandelayo kuwumncintiswano we-chastushka engcono kakhulu (abantu abadala kufanele bafike nabo ekuhambeni). Futhi-ke ngesifiso esijabulisayo kunazo zonke ngonyaka omusha! Futhi ngempela - i-lottery yokuwina ukunqoba ngemisebenzi ejabulisayo.
Ake sixoxe nabangani. Nangu kunjalo! Lesi sikhathi endlini yakho sizobutha bonke abangane nabangane! Usuvele uthola ukuthi uzozijabulisa nobani nokuthi uhlela kanjani kusihlwa? Lesi simo ngeke sikuvumele ukuba ube nesithukuthezi!
Okokuqala, ukunciphisa izindleko zesikhathi nemali: vumelana kusengaphambili, yisiphi isidlo esizoletha ngamunye wezivakashi, ubuze abangane ababili noma abathathu ukukusiza ngesilungiselelo setafula. Kule nkampani abantu abangaphezu kuka-10 isisombululo esihle kunazo zonke yi-buffet: ngemuva kwakho konke, udinga ukudansa kwenye indawo futhi ujabule! Ngendlela efulethini legumbi elilodwa elivamile elithi "ngokugcwele futhi hhayi ngokuthuka" alisebenzisi - izivakashi zizophazamiseka. Qaphela nokuthi izivakashi zanelisekile izitsha futhi, yiqiniso, izihlalo, uma usukhetha ithebula lendabuko. Ukuzijabulisa kuyoba yisiphepho, ngakho-ke thatha izinto ezinesibindi - ama-vases, izifanekiselo, izimbali ezimbizeni. Hambisa ifenisha ukuze isikhala esikhulu ngangokunokwenzeka sikhululiwe. Kusukela esihlahleni esikhulu sikaKhisimusi esiyinkimbinkimbi ngamathoyizi angilahleki, kungcono futhi ukuyeka ukwehlisa isikhala. Kwanele ukufaka igatsha le-spruce ephahleni bese uligqoka noma ukuhlobisa i-wreath kusuka ezinaliti bese uyihlanganisa nodonga, umnyango noma iwindi. Lungiselela konke okudingayo kumincintiswano yamahlaya. Esikhathini esingaphambili, ukubeka impahla ku-crackers, confetti, petard, nezindwangu ezincane kanye nama-wigs. Ungakhohlwa "isikhwama somklomelo" - izikhumbuzo ezincane, ama-CD, amabhola nezincwadi. Ngomzuzwana wokugcina ongagijimi ezitolo, yenza ngezinsuku ezimbalwa ngaphambi kweholidi. Ngaphambi koNyaka Omusha ku-wrappers bhala imibuzo, uwafake emabhokisini akhethekile noma emabhokisini amakhulu. Nakekela umculo, ucabange ukuthi yiziphi i-discs ezifanele iphathi. Futhi uwafake emgqonyeni ohlukile. Thenga ifilimu yekhamera noma ulungise ikhamera yevidiyo. Ingabe unayo okwamanje? Akunandaba! Buza omunye wabamemezeli ukuba bazenzele abakhe futhi basebenze njengo-opharetha noma bathathe ikhamera kumuntu oqashiwe. Lokhu kumnandi kudinga ukuqhutshelwa phambili!
Ngeke ucasule noma ubani! Ngenkathi inkampani enomsindo ihleka, uyakhathazeka ngalombuzo: wonke umuntu angajabula futhi angakhubeki muntu? Landela lawa macebiso - futhi zonke izivakashi zizoneliseka. Ukuze wenze iholidi libe yimpumelelo, ungaqoqa abantu abangeqembu lamaqembu ahlukene (ngokwesibonelo, ozakwabo nabangane besikhathi sebuntwana). Abamenywa kumele babe, okungenani, okungenani izithakazelo ezivamile. Ungabizi abangane abangxabano nabangane bokuqala, ukuze kungabikho muntu ophazamisa isimo sengqondo. Bonisa isivakashi ngasinye ukuthi ujabula ukumbona: cela imibuzo embalwa, iya kuzivakashi futhi ucabange, ngisho noma ngabe wonke umuntu usuqaphela kakade. Vumela lowo muntu ajabule! Zama ukuqinisekisa ukuthi emincintiswaneni emincintiswaneni nemincintiswano eya kuyo yonke imenywe. Ngesinye isikhathi umuntu onamahloni wokubonisa isinyathelo - udinga ukuphefumulelwa futhi ajabule kancane! Uma emva kokudla okunomsoco ukudla okuningi kuhlala, mema izivakashi ukuba zithathe okuthile nabo. Ngomndeni, ungakhohlwa ukubeka amaswidi kubantwana!
Iqembu elingenakulibaleka le-bachelorette. Kulo phhathi, ukungena kumadoda kuvunyelwe ngokuphelele! Futhi amantombazane aphumule futhi ajabule ngenjabulo yawo, evumela ukuzijabulisa okukhulu nokuzijabulisa! Uthandile lo mbono? Shayela abangani bakho bese umeme ukuba uvakashele! Ube yintombazane eyisibonelo unyaka wonke, ngakho-ke ngoNyaka KaNcibijane ungadlulela kancane emithethweni eqinile futhi ube umuntu ongeyena ongathandeki ngaphandle kwezinkimbinkimbi. Ngaphandle kweqembu le-bachelorette - phakathi kwezintombi zakho ungakwazi ukuphumula futhi ungakhathazeki, kulungile ukwenza futhi uma udla futhi uphuza okuningi, ungase uhleke kakhulu. Umthetho oyinhloko - mema labo ababazana isikhathi eside. Vumela ukuba babe okungenani ezinhlanu. Thatha konke ukucabanga! Thola indawo yokuhlangana - ekhaya noma ku-nightclub. Uma ukhethe le nketho yokugcina, kuzodingeka ubize amaqembu evikini ukuze ukhethe uhlelo olufanele futhi ubeke itafula. Uyajabula yini ekhaya? Awudingi ukuma esitofu isikhathi eside - abangani bazosiza ekulungiseni ama-sandwich, nangokusikwa kwama saladi. Ungalayela i-pizza, futhi uthenge konke ukudla nokuphuza esitolo esiseduze. Yilowo nalowo makhethe ukwelashwa ukunambitha. Futhi-ke izinkumanga ezifana nokuthi "Ngidla ukudla, kodwa angithandi i-martins" akusongeli. Izipho zithenga kusengaphambili - zama ukuzenza zilingane. Ungathengi izinto ezifanayo: izintombi zingacasulwa! Ngendlela, ungenza umyalo owodwa omkhulu kuyo yonke inkampani: ikhekhe le-chic noma ukuvakasha kukaSanta Claus.
Abesifazane besifazane ebusuku. Ngezinye izikhathi uyabona abantu - ukukhululeka kokuxhumana kwabo kanye nokukwazi ukuzijabulisa, ukukhohlwa ngakho konke. Ngo-Eva Wonyaka Omusha ungazama "ukuzama" isitayela sabo sokuziphatha! Ngakho-ke, kuhle ukubhalela kuma-postcards: "Ngimema emcimbini. Cabanga ngamadoda. Siyazi nokuthi kanjani! Ngcono nakakhulu! Esikhathini senkambiso yamasiko ebusuku - i-striptease yamadoda nabangane abaningi abathandekayo! Ikhodi yokugqoka: i-jeans, ama-T-shirt, ama-caps. " Izivakashi ziphumula, zihlabelele i-karaoke ne-guitar. Okuqakathekile kweqembu kanye nesipho esihle kubo bonke abesifazane besimanje kuyoba ukuvakashelwa ku-striperser handsome. Yini engeyona iSanta Claus? Ujabule ekhaya? Hamba ku-disco eliseduzane futhi uhlele ukuzingelwa kwamadoda lapho! Wonke umuntu uzilungiselela inkulumo yomqhele futhi, esebenzisa yena kuphela, uhambela amadoda amnandi futhi uzama ukwazi. I-trophy iyinombolo yomfana. Ubani oqoqa amakholi amaningi?
I-snow-white ibizwa? Uma inkampani yabesifazane ikhululekile kahle, kuwumqondo omuhle ukushintsha indawo yendawo, uthi, iya kubangani futhi uwadlale kahle. Lokhu kuzodinga: noma yimaphi ama-masks ahlekisayo - ama-cheburashki, ama-crocodiles, ama-snow-white, ama-clown noses kanye nezindlebe ze-raber ye-foam - kudingeka wenze konke ukuze ungabonakali. Ilahlekile? Sekuyisikhathi sokuhamba! Kule ndawo, into esemqoka akuyona ukuhleka ngenkathi ingxoxo, ukuze abangani bangaqondi ukuthi bayadalwa. Senza ukushaywa kobusuku ku-chorus: "Umuthi wensiza wazalwa ehlathini".
I-romance tete-a-tete . U-Eva Wonyaka Omusha uzovula ikhasi elisha ebuhlotsheni bakho, futhi kungakhathaliseki ukuthi uneminyaka engakanani noma unyaka ndawonye. Okokuqala, ukukhathazeka mayelana nokuhlukaniswa - ngo-Eva Wonyaka Omusha akekho okufanele akuphazamise. Sizohlala ekuhleleni kwesidleke sothando! Yinakekele i-entourage: amakhandlela, umculo okhanyayo. Lungiselela into ehlekayo futhi elula yokudla isidlo sakusihlwa. Gqoka ngangokunokwenzeka nge-sexy - thola ingubo yokuhlwa, udoti lwesithando sothando, izicathulo eziphezulu. Gcizelela ukuthi kulobu busuku lukhethekile! Futhi-ke, zenzele isipho - thola izingubo zangaphansi ezinhle futhi uvele phambi kwayo into entsha. Cute uyophinde uyithande!