Ubuntwana be-actress ezayo bendlula eduze ne-Brest Fortress (yingakho u-Elena Vorobey, u-Elena Elena Lebenbaum, ngokuzumayo uzibiza ngokuthi "i-serf hooligan"). Futhi ngempela, imidlalo yegceke, izihlahla, izicingo yizinkumbulo zakhe eziyinhloko. Futhi othisha besikole baba yizinhlamvu zokuqala zama-parodies akhe. Abafunda nabo babejabule ngendlela uLena abonisa ngayo ukukhuluma kanye nokukhuluma kwabafundisi.
Le ntombazane iphupha ngokuba yinto elula: umndeni wakhe wawuzwa njalo amahlaya, ama-anecdotes, imihlangano emikhulu. Kuze kube manje, noma yikuphi isimo iSiperrow sizama ukuxazulula ngosizo lwehlaya (ngokusho komdlali we-actress, uzuze uhlazo oluvela kuyise). Kodwa-ke, abazali bakaLena abazange bathathe isithakazelo salo msifazane ekunciphiseni ngokujulile. Babefuna intombazane ukuba ibe uthisha womculo, futhi imdlulisele esikoleni somculo. U-Elena wabe esevakashela okokuqala uLeningrad futhi wanquma ukungena esikhungweni sendawo yaseshashalazini.
Kodwa-ke, ekungeneni kokuhlolwa ikhomishana yathi: "Akayikucula futhi angeke ahlabelele!" Ngemva kwala mazwi, uLena uqobo waqala ukucula, futhi manje izwe lonke liyazi njengomdlali wezingoma zomculo we-parody. U-Elena uchaza intshiseko yakhe ngokucula: "Ngangihlale ngifisa abe ngumdlali wesenzo esibucayi, futhi othisha bathi into engcono kakhulu ukuhleka izinombolo zamahlaya. Kodwa ngisho noma umuntu enikezwa okuthile ngenhla, udinga ukunciphisa isipho sakho! Ngemva kwakho konke, uma ngingakaze ngibe ngumdlali we-actress, ngabe ngingajabuli kakhulu! "
Ngendlela, umsebenzi kaLena wasiza ekwenzeni ukuphikelela. Njengoba ezama ukubala, emva kweminyaka eminingana ungathandwa. Kwakuyiminyaka eyisikhombisa yokulima isikhathi eside futhi esebenza ngudlunkulu lapho ekugcineni ezwa ukubuya.
Ukuphila esiteji
Izinkulumo ziphoqa umlingisi ukuba aqaphele lo mdwebo. Kusukela ohlangothini kubonakala sengathi u-Elena unesidingo esingadingi ukudla. Kodwa ngokuvumelana nokungavumelani, iSperezi inenkinga enkulu ngokweqile konke ukuphila kwakhe. Ngaphambili, lapho ngivakashela abazali bami eBrest, ngaqala ukubabuza: "Ngangilahlekelwa isisindo?" Ubaba waphendula ngobuqotho: "Cha", noLena abazange badle lutho. Futhi umama wagxeka uyise ngokuyimfihlo: "Kungani ungenakusho ukuthi uLenka ulahlekelwe isisindo? Lapho, ingane iselambe manje. "
Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, uLena waqaphela ukuthi ukuze ahlale ephuzile, kwakungadingeki ukuba alambile noma ahambisane nezidlo ezikhethekile. Konke kulula: amafutha angaphansi futhi akukho ukudla okusheshayo! Manje umlingisi uzama ukwenza ngaphandle kweshukela, kuphela ngosawoti akakwazi ukuhlanganyela okwamanje, nakuba ephupha ngakho isikhathi eside.
Ukulayishwa
U-Lena uvame ukuhlela ukukhulula izinsuku. Isibonelo, ekwindla badla amakhabe aphelele wonke usuku. "Ama-watermeloni ayisitolo sokugcina izinto eziwusizo," lo mculi uchaza lokho akukhethayo. - Iqukethe i-glucose, i-fructose, i-sucrose - ushukela olula kalula, kanye ne-pectin amavithamini: i-folic ne-ascorbic acid, i-carotene. Kunamaminerali amaningi lapha: i-potassium, i-magnesium, insimbi, i-manganese. Zonke lezi zinto ziyadingeka kubantu. Kubalulekile ukuqala ukuthenga amakhadi ngaphambi kuka-Agasti. Futhi endleleni, kungcono ukuthenga imitha ye-nitrate kuqala ukukala izinga lezinto ezilimazayo ebhukwini. Uma i-nitrate iyinto evamile, ungathenga ikhabe ngokuthula kwengqondo bese uyidla nomndeni wakho, ngaphandle kokwesaba imiphumela. "
Usizo oluyinhloko ekunakekeleni u-Elena - lesi senzakalo. "Nginobhaliso kwi-gym," kusho uSparrow. "Endaweni ethile endlini ..."
Kodwa ngenkathi ifomu isekelwa yizici. Ngiyafudumala ngekhonsathi ephilayo futhi ngihlabelela cishe imizuzu engamashumi amane, kubalulekile emigqeni. Khona-ke kukhona ikonsathi. Amahora angu-2 amahora angu-40 yemidlalo ehlanzekile! Futhi ngezinye izikhathi ngifakwa e-tape yokudla isikhathi sokusebenza, futhi kube yinkambiso eseduze-salsa. Kodwa into esemqoka kulo mfanekiso ukugcina ukungena esitolo sokudlela ngemva kwekhonsathi. "
U-Elena uye wayeka ukuhlala khona, sekukhona ngemva kuka-18: 00, kuyilapho kunciphisa kancane ukudla. Uma umlingisi esevele esengaphezu kwama-sodites: wadla ama-apula kanye namaqathi kuphela-futhi cishe alahlekelwa amazinyo ngenxa yokungabi nalutho lokudla kwamavithamini nezakhi zokulandelela.
Into kuphela uMdlunkulu angakwazi ukuyifaka endaweni yesehlakalo, ngumndeni. "Ngesikhathi ngingekho ekhaya, uSonya, indodakazi yami, uhlezi nogogo nomkhulu," kusho u-Elena. - Ngikholelwa ukuthi akekho ozobe esondelene nengane, kunabantu abemvelo. Nanny kulokhu akuyona inketho. Sasiba nezikhathi ezinzima, ukungabi nokuqonda kanye nomhawu ngendodakazi yethu, kodwa emva kokukhula, uSonya wabona ukuthi umama akanikeli kuphela umndeni wonke, kodwa futhi neqembu lokudala, futhi wabona ukuthi lokhu kunzima. Manje ushintshe umbono wakhe futhi wangivumela ukuba ngihambe. "
"Cabanga ukuthi ngiyinkathi!"
"Lapho u-Boris Moiseyev ehlushwa isifo, abaculi abaningi bacabanga ngesidingo sokuthola isikhathi sokuphumula. Ukuze unqabile futhi uphinde ululame, abaningi, kuhlanganise nami, baya esontweni. Manje, lapho kuphele izinsuku ezimbalwa, ngiyafunda ukuphumula, ngifunda ukucisha ifoni. Lokhu mhlawumbe isinyathelo esinzima kakhulu kumculi, ngoba siphila ngefoni, silala nefoni ... "
Izintandokazi zeholide indawo Elena - Montenegro. Futhi ngenkathi efudumele uMdlunkulu uthanda ukudoba. Ngesikhathi umdlali we-actress ethatha u-25 kg we-carp futhi wayengazi ukuthi angabeka kuphi. Ngenxa yalokho, ngabanika bonke abangane bami. Wathi: uma kukhona, shayela i-naukha. Akumangalisi ukuthi isidlo esiyintandokazi senkanyezi yizinhlanzi, ikakhulukazi ezigxotshiwe. "Ngiye ngahamba isikhathi eside," kukhumbula uLena. - Futhi emasontweni ambalwa kwelinye lamadolobha ngangifuna ukudla okulula okuzenzela. Abahleli babelokhu beletha umfutho ne-saumon, engangingakaboni kakade! Futhi ngicela incwadi. Abahleli badikibala: "Lokhu kuyinhlanzi yamakati!" Ngaphendula ngokuthi: "Cabanga ukuthi ngiyikati!" Babuye babuza ukuthi lokhu kwakuyihlaya, bese bangigcoba inhlanzi nge izaqathe kanye anyanisi. Lapho ngiqala ukuthola lokhu, abambalwa bapheka futhi babheka ngokumangalisa njengoba inkanyezi ye-pop idla i-pollock egosiwe. "
Ngaphezu kokudoba, empilweni ka-Elena kukhona enye into yokuzilibazisa - eminyakeni embalwa edlule uqoqa izibalo zogadruzi nezinja: "Angizibali, ziyizinto zonke kimi njengezihlobo. Kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi lezi zibalo sezivele zizungeze amashumi amathathu. Umdlwenguli wokuqala wabonakala isikhathi eside, kodwa ngokushesha ngaqaphela ukuthi ama-statuettes analezi zinyoni - into engavamile. Futhi manje ngesikhathi sokuvakasha kwe-Ukraine esitolo esisodwa wathola isidlo sokuvotela ngesithombe somndeni wabantlunkulu. Sekuvele behlangene ukuthenga, lapho kungazelelwe isithunzi sagweba inja ekhangayo - ubuhle obungavamile be-porcelain spaniel. Umnikazi we-salon wangibona futhi wangibuza ngokushesha: "Lenochka, uyathanda izinja? Bese uthatha lesi sithombe! "" Ngiyakuthanda izinja, kepha ngiqoqa kuphela ondlunkulu ", - ngaphendula, ngidonsa epulatifheni. Khona-ke umnikazi wanginika umcimbi omuhle, ngokombono wami: uma ngithatha i-spaniel, unginika izipho! Futhi ngabona: kumele sivumelane. Kusukela ngaleso sikhathi ngiye ngaqoqa izinhlamvu zezinja. "
Kodwa iresiphi eyinhloko yokuphumula ngokomzwelo ka-Elena akumele iphoswe ngokuhluleka. Ungakhondi futhi ujonge isimo sakho esibi. Kungcono ukuzenza sengathi akukho okwenzekile, futhi uqhubeke nekhanda lakho eliphakeme!