Amadoda ngokwawo aqiniseke ukuthi bonke abameleli besigamu esiphezulu sabantu bazobe besengozini yezidinosaurs, uma bekungabikho ababeseduze nabo. Futhi iphuzu lapha akulona neze ukuthi abantu ababili abalingani bobulili obuhlukile badinga ukukhiqiza. Amadoda nje ayezofa ngesisindo. Ake sikhulume ngokuthi sihlobisa kanjani impilo yabantu futhi senze kube lula kusukela ekubukeni kwamadoda ngokwabo.
Sizikhulu ngokwabo
Amadoda aqiniseke ukuthi akekho-ngisho nomgqoko obizayo futhi owugqokile, asibukeli njenge-sexy, njenga ... ngaphandle kwalo! Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi lokhu kufana nezindinganiso zethu zamanani noma ngabe kunamaphilisi ambalwa - akunandaba. Isikhumba sethu esibucayi njengosilika, izindebe zethu ezikhazimulayo, ukugxilisa imicabango yethu ngesono, izintambo zethu ezibushelelezi ... Abadwebi abanjengoBotticelli noDa Vinci bakuqonda lokhu, yingakho abesifazane kuphela abasebenzisa njengama-muses kubo. Ngakho-ke amantombazane, ungaba namahloni ngamafomu akho kanye nezibalo "ezingaphelele," ngoba indoda yakho usuhle kakhulu!
Silinganisa i-orgasm enomgomo owodwa nje kuphela: ukuthi amadoda azizwa engalungile
Yiqiniso, ubulili kumele bube yinto evumelana ngayo. Akekho ophikisanayo. Kodwa ngezinye izikhathi indawo yonke ithatha izingalo ngokumelene nathi, futhi ngandlela-thile ayifinyeleli ukuphela okujabulisayo okuhlangene. Yini amadoda ayengayenza uma abesifazane bedlala kahle? Awuzange ungilethe ku-orgasm - uthole ingxenye yakho ye-negative? Kungenzeka ukuthi bavele bathenga ukubhaliswa kwansuku zonke kumtholampilo, ngoba indoda enganikeli owesifazane ujabule, izwa njengomqhubi wokugqekeza. Ukuze ufake kabusha indandatho, udinga ukuqhuba inkambo yokuvuselela. I-ego yesilisa yindlu yamakhadi, okungafuni ngisho nokushaya, ukuze iwile. Yebo, thina ngokwethu siyazi, ngakho-ke ngezinye izikhathi singanqikazi ukukhala ukuze wonke omakhelwane bezwe, ngisho noma indoda elele embhedeni ayikho.
Abesifazane ngesikhathi esifanayo abaqeqeshi, abahlukumezi abanamahloni nabomama abanakekelayo
Amadoda ayazisa ukuthi sihlakaniphile kanjani ukuhlanganisa izindima eziningana! Ukudweba izipikili ezinyaweni zami, ukuxoxa nomngani efonini mayelana nomhlangano we-jam, ngokuqinisekile, futhi kuyimbangela ye-mega-circle, kodwa hhayi okuningi. Ngenxa yokuthi singaba ngumama webhizinisi kanye ne-geisha, amadoda asekulungele ukusithethelela okuningi. Abathandi lokhu! Ngomzuzwana othile ngesikhathi, indoda ikwazi ukucabanga kuphela into eyodwa. Iya ebhikawoti isinkwa futhi ungakhohlwa ukuthenga yogurt low-fat - kubo imishini kunzima ukwenza!
Sibavumela ukuba babe ngamaqhawe
Indoda ingafaniswa ne-cockatoo ehlala esitolo sezilwane ekhoneni. Kuyafaneleka ukuthi ezinye zezivakashi zibonise isithakazelo kule nyoni, njengoba iqala ukuduma, njengengonyama evuthayo. Amadoda futhi afuna ukubonakala angaphezu kwalokho ayenjalo: ukuba angabi nje esinye isilingo esijwayelekile somabhalane phakathi kwamagundane angamabhiliyoni amathathu. Ngakho-ke, njengengane, bafundwa yizihlabelelo mayelana nokuphakamisa, ngenkathi sifunda uMurzilka, ngakho-ke basathanda izindaba mayelana namaqhawe anamandla amakhulu, kuyilapho sesishintshe isikhathi eside kumamagazini agqamile futhi ikhathalogi ye-IKEA. Siyazi ukuthi kubaluleke kakhulu ukuba bazizwe bebalulekile, futhi sibanika lesi sipho esingathandeki ... Ngokwesibonelo, uma sicela ukuvula i-peas ekheniwe, ngaleyo ndlela silondoloze isidlo sakusihlwa. Uma, emva kocansi, sibavumelanisa ngendlela izingane - Meeki-Mouse, ukuzizwa ziphephile. Uma sikhuthaza ukulungisa le divayisi yesihogo - idolo, kangangokuthi efulethini lethu bekungeke kube khona uzamcolo emhlabeni wonke. Uma singenalutho singama phambi kwefasitela ngesikhwama samaphupho akho, esasesezinkathini zabamabhizinisi abanonya. Futhi futhi ngoba sibavumela ukuba bathwale inqola esitolo. Futhi la madoda ngokuqinisekile acabanga ukuthi ashayela lesi simo. Nakuba eqinisweni singenza konke okungenani akubi nakakhulu. Kodwa kungani ubeke yonke into emahlombe abo abuthakathaka? Futhi-ke sisezintweni zesilisa - indodakazikazi!
Siyabonga ngathi, amadoda abheka ngokungacacile
Amadoda aqonda izitayela zezimfashini kanye namahhashi aseBangal ngokushaya ingilazi ye-Murano. Yingakho iminyango yamadoda ezitolo zezimakethe ihlale iyingcosana kunebesifazane - kungenjalo beyolahleka phakathi kwezingubo. Kulungile, noma ulahlekelwe ukwazi ngentshiseko enkulu. Abazi ukuthi yini ezokwenzeka kuzo. Futhi sebehlangene ukuthenga okuthile okusha, baqala ukuzishaya indiva befuna ukuzibekela isibonelo. Uma iDuane "Rock" uJohnson esho ngokumangalisayo ekhanda elibomvu, la madoda ajabule ngokufanayo, enganaki iqiniso lokuthi inkanyezi yezigameko zinesikhumba esimnyama futhi sichaza umuthi, futhi ziphaphathekile njengezinyosi ezingenayo futhi ziboshwe ngesigamu ngaphansi kwesisindo segogo likagogo. Kuzo zonke ezinye izinto, imfundiso yemibala (leyo shades ehambelane kahle) ifana nabantu abangeSanskrit. Kodwa-ke abesifazane bafika ekusizeni amadoda! Ngaphandle kwethu, amadoda angase agqoke amasokisi aluhlaza ngaphansi koboya obuphuzi, agqoke ama-sweaters asele adala futhi angazi ukuthi kungani kuyadingeka insimbi.
Abesifazane basiza amadoda ukuba akhule
Abesifazane bahlakaniphe kakhulu kunamadoda. Ngeke sithole iphepha lezindlu zangasese emotweni yomakhelwane ngoba nje wayifaka imoto endaweni yethu futhi angeke agqoke i-T-shirt ngokubhalwe phansi "Lesi sisu asiveli ebhiya, kodwa siyamthanda." Futhi la madoda - yebo, yingakho sidinga. Siyisibonelo esiphilayo sokuthi impilo yabantu abadala ingaba yi-classy, ukuthi isidlo sokuthula ekhaya sinjabulo kunokuba silwe nama-napkin amabhola eMcDonald's. Senza amadoda aqhubekele phambili.
Abesifazane balalela futhi baqonde amadoda
Ukuthi amadoda angakwazi ukukhuluma kahle akubangeli ukungabaza. Inkulumo edumile kaJohn F. Kennedy "NgingumBerliner", uMartin Luther King uthi "Nginalo Iphupho" futhi isimemo sika Obama sokuguquka yizibonelo ezinhle kakhulu. Kodwa-ke, kubalulekile ukuthi amadoda abe neyakhe inhlobo, njengoba nje esilahlekelwa isipho sakhe sokukhuluma, futhi ingxoxo esondelene nayo ishesha ibe yusuku lokuhlanganyela ubhiya. Thina besifazane bahlukile ... Singahlala sihlangabezana nezinkinga zethu. Sidinga ukubuka okukodwa kuphela ukuqonda ukuthi yini abantu abakhathazekile ngakho, futhi uma singazi ukuthi yini, asiyesabi ukucacisa. Sibuza imibuzo hhayi ngokungahloniphi, kodwa ngoba sinesithakazelo ngempela. Ungakwazi ukuxoxa nathi amahora, futhi asizame ukukhipha ingubo. I-Psychology - ihhashi lethu, kuyilapho amadoda akulazi lutho.
Amadoda athakazeliswa yimfihlakalo yethu
Amadoda abasiqondi ngempela ukuthi kungani sichitha amahora athengwa futhi sizama kuphela lezo zicathulo esingenakukwazi ukuzikhokhela. Noma kungani sithi, "Ungakhathazeki, kulungile, hamba!" Uma abantu besicela imvume yokuhlangana nabakubo, nakuba iqiniso lokuthi likhona lidlisa isimo sethu sengqondo. "USigmund Freud wake wavuma:" Umbuzo Angizange ngithole impendulo iminyaka emithathu ngifunde umphefumulo wesifazane ohlakaniphile, - "Ufunani ucansi obuthakathaka?". Singaqondakali kakhulu ngabo ... Futhi ngakho-ke abasoze baphutheka nathi. Imfihlakalo yethu kuyinselele kubo, njengeSudoku noma isigaba sezintaba seTour de France. Futhi amadoda adonsa ubunzima. Uma abesifazane belula nje njengamadoda, u-Sigmund Freud uzolahlekelwa umsebenzi wakhe ngokushesha, futhi abameleli bobulili obunamandla ngeke babe nokuxoxa nomngane ebhasini kusihlwa!