- I-comic ihalalisela umngane ngo-Mashi 8
- Izinkondlo ezinhle ngo-March 8 intombi
- Funny ukuhalalisela kumngane we-prose
- Ama-sms ahlekisayo ahalalisela ngo-Mashi 8 evesini nase-prose
I-comic ihalalisela umngane ngo-Mashi 8
Umngane! Ukubuya kukaMashi
Futhi sizogubha leli holide!
Ukupheka akuzingeli manje,
Sizothumela yonke imizamo emathunjini!
Majabule emphefumulweni,
Futhi ukubukeka - ukuze uthole okuhle!
Ngo-Mashi 8 wabusa umhlaba,
Ngakho ungahlali ezindongeni zefulethini!
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Ngezinye izikhathi amadoda ayakwazisi,
Ungakhuzi, uma udinga ...
Inhliziyo kuphela ethandweni ikholelwa
Futhi amaphupho amahle ...
Ngifisa wena, mngane,
Ngomhla ka-8 Mashi ngalolu suku,
Ngakho-ke i-blizzard ayifuni eshaweni,
Futhi i-lilac entsha iqhakaza !!!
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Intombi yami ethandekayo, ungowami,
Sinesikhathi eside kanye nawe.
Namuhla ngifuna ukukuhalalisela
Kusukela ngo-8 kuNcwaba, kuphela kusuka enhliziyweni.
Ngifisa wena umhlambi wabalandeli,
Futhi konke lokho kumahhashi amhlophe.
Omunye wabo wayengumlusi omkhulu wenkosana,
Futhi ukuthi wayehlala emazweni omlingo.
Ukuze zonke izifiso zakho zigcwaliseke,
Ngokushesha wadala indlu olwandle.
Futhi ukuthi wayenakho ikhabethe lakho:
With izingubo ezivela Gucci futhi kukhona isirafu.
Ngakho lapho ekamelweni lapho kwakukhona i-tigress,
Imfuyo yonke kanye nezingane zempisi.
Ezizithendeni ezahamba ngokubala kakhulu
Futhi lokho njalo futhi kukho konke wayekufanele.
Ngakho-ke isithunywa sezinwele-ingelosi yahamba phezu kwakho,
Ngenkathazo yezinwele, kulungiswe ngezinye izikhathi.
Futhi ukuthi wangithatha nawe,
Kodwa kungcono ukuthi lokhu kungaba isifiso sami.
Singabantu intombi yakho kuze kube phakade,
Lokhu kungcwele kakhulu kithi.
Konke kuzogcwaliseka lapha kuphela kuwe,
Indaba yezinganekwane ingaba ngokoqobo ngesikhathi esithile.
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Ngingumngane wami othandekayo,
Kuhle kakhulu, kuhle kakhulu,
Abesifazane - "super", angiyona ingane,
Ngo-Mashi 8 Ngifisa ukufisa:
Yiba njalo ufashisa,
Yiba njalo u-stylish,
Kuhle kakhulu,
Ukudala kakhulu.
Yiba njalo ujabule,
Ejabulisayo, edlala ukudlala,
Kuhle kakhulu futhi
Ujabule kakhulu.
Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ufana ne-panther
Noma njenge-tigress,
Kodwa indoda oyidingayo
Angeke neze esaba.
Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi u-sexy
Futhi onothando.
Ungathuli
Ifoni iselula.
Yiba lucky kangaka,
NjengoMonica Bellucci,
Yiba ocebile kakhulu,
NjengoCleopatra.
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Ngosuku oluhle ngoMashi 8
Ngifisa ukuhlangabezana nenhlanzi.
Kodwa kuphela inhlanzi ayilula,
Futhi lokho kuzogcwalisa zonke izifiso,
Futhi ngaphezu kwezinhlanzi zalokhu -
Indoda ecebile kuwe.
Ukuze ube mnandi, onamandla, ohlakaniphile
Asidingi ama-idiots.
Vumela impilo yakho ibe nopende,
Ukunakwa, uthando, umusa
Lapho elele embhedeni, makabe yi-tiger,
Futhi ekuphileni - inkanyezi eqondisayo!
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Ngomhlaka lwesishiyagalombili ka-March ngifisa sengathi wena,
Imoto enhle egaraji,
Ngikuhlonipha kakhulu, mngane,
Uzohamba kuphela ngePorsche.
Ngakho ukuthi esikhwameni semali esikhwameni eluhlaza
Ukuthokoza kudonsa yonke imizuzu,
KuSergei, uSasha, Kolya, Yuri
Sithandana masinyane ebusweni bakho obuhle!
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Kuhle ukuba intombazane egqoke ijazi elibomvu,
kungenzeka futhi hhayi ku-pink, kodwa hhayi lokho !!
Kuhle ukuba owesifazane egqoke i-mink coat,
kungenzeka futhi hhayi ku-mink, kodwa hhayi lokho !!
Kuhle ukuba yintombazane emotweni yakho,
ungakwazi futhi ebhasini, kodwa hhayi lokho !!
Kungaba kuhle ukukhokha ama-ruble ayikhulu,
ungakwazi futhi ezine, kodwa hhayi lokho !!
Ngakho amantombazane anhle,
ukuze empilweni yakho kube khona kuphela !!!
Ngo-8 kaMashi !!!!!!!!!!
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Namuhla usuku olukhethekile! Ngempela?
Iholidi elihle entwasahlobo!
Namuhla yiLusuku lukaMashi 8 -
Ngakho ake ujabule!
Spring! Kungakanani kuleli gama:
Umusa, uthando nokufudumala.
Vumela ekulindeni imvelo
Uqhakaza izimbali zakhe!
Vumela lamuhla - Mashi 8 -
Ukwesaba namaphupho kuzofika!
Izinkondlo ezinhle ngo-March 8 intombi
Ngo-Mashi 8 usuku lwabesifazane abathandekayo,
Ake uhlale unyaka wonke,
Ungagijimi amahlombe akho -
Vumela lowo oseduze, athwale umthwalo wokunakekelwa.
Makuvikele ekuhluphekeni,
Ngabe inkanyezi evela ezulwini izakudabula,
Vumela izingubo zoboya nezindandatho zithenge,
Futhi ngeke abuyele ngakwesobunxele!
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Mngane wami, wena wedwa
Lapho kudlula kimi umlilo nomlilo,
Futhi kufanele ujabule,
Ngaphandle kokulahlekelwa inkululeko yakho.
Vumela isikhulu esimhlophe phezu kwehhashi -
Futhi akukho horse - ngakho Ferrari,
Ingabe uzozikhandla ngobuqotho kuwe,
Futhi uyokuyisa e-Golden Range!
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Ngiyakuhalalisela,
Intombi ethandekayo,
Futhi ngosuku lwowesifazane ngifisa,
Ake nje sithole lucky!
Vumela okungcono kakhulu kwenzeke,
Iphupho lizogcwaliseka!
Futhi konke okufisayo,
Masize masinyane!
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Sithandana nolwandle olukhazimulayo lwenjabulo
Ngifisa namuhla, ngosuku lwabesifazane!
Ungavumeli isimo sezulu esibi sithinte impilo
Futhi sidlula noma yisiphi isithunzi!
Kunokuba ujabule futhi ugubha,
Othandekayo wami, uhle!
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Ngo-8 kuMashi ngiyahalalisela
Umngane wami weqiniso,
Ngifisa wena okuhle,
Ngiyakuthanda kusuka enhliziyweni!
Ufana nodadewethu, umngane wami,
Noma ngabe kwenzekani, udinga ukwazi -
Sizokusiza,
Futhi ungalokothi ucindezeleke!
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Isiphetho sesifikile, izinyoni seziqalile ukucula,
Sekuyisikhathi sokuba uthandane.
Woza, mngane, ungadli,
Iya ku-muzhchinku ukhethe.
Futhi-ke, ngo-Mashi wesishiyagalombili uzofika,
Futhi wena, njengoba usho, ngaphandle kwesipho.
Ukuqeda kwakho siyivila
Emini yabesifazane besemhlabeni wonke.
Yebo, yilokho kuphela. Kwesishiyagalombili kwafika.
Ingabe uwedwa? Kulungile ....
Ngikuhalalisela, ilanga,
Ku-cafe namhlanje ngiyamema.
Nginawo isipho nezimbali
With nawe amaphesenti ayikhulu - ubuhle!
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Makube nomsindo enhliziyweni kaMashi
U-Mashi weza-futhi yonke indawo yayiyinkinga.
Ngiyathokozisa intombi enhle
Futhi konke okufunayo,
Ufunani wena.
Vumela uthando luhlobise ukuphila kwakho,
Makungabi nezinsuku ezingathandeki,
Ungavumeli lutho lukuvimbe
Jabulela phakathi kwabangane beqiniso!
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Ngilungele noma yini ngomngane,
Wena uyinhliziyo yami, uyilanga lami.
Masibe nemfudumalo futhi kulula,
Ngakho-ke uhlala njalo njengobubanzi!
Ngikuhalalisela ngomhlaka 8 Mashi,
Ukukhanya kuthandana wena ugqozi.
Ngokushaya izinhlamvu zemali, abantu abahle,
Futhi ungazisoli ngabangane bakho.
Ngeke ngikuphazamise,
Iholidi lisebenza ngokugcwele! Sekuyisikhathi sokuthulula.
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Mashi 8, nginguwe,
Futhi yini enye, intombi, udinga?
Siphe isilwane sezimbali.
Iwayini liyisikhumba emgodini omkhulu.
Uzobhala ikhadi leposi,
Jabulela, ukusekela kwami,
Futhi ngikubuza kakhulu,
Lapho usendlini yakho maduzane
Inhlanhla, ingelosi izodonsa
Ngaphansi kwegundane nenyoni eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka,
Bese ungakhohlwa ukuyivula,
Ukuze ngikwazi ukuhlanganyela nawe.
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Usuku lwethu selufikile! Jabulela intombi!
Okwesishiyagalombili ka-March ngaphandle kwewindi!
Futhi vumela umnyango wenjabulo uvuleke ngokuqinile,
Sizokwembulula ihlombe lakhe elibuthakathaka!
Ngifisa ukwehluleka nokugijima,
Kulophupho ukuhlangabezana nendlela ngaphandle kokuhlola.
Futhi uthando olubulalayo alukwazi ukugwema,
Ukuqeda ipharadesi empilweni yakho!
Funny ukuhalalisela kumngane we-prose
Ngomhla ka-Mashi 8, ngiyashesha ukukuhalalisela, mngane wami. Sithandekayo sami, angifuni ukukufisa isikhulu esihle ngehhashi elimhlophe - sesikhule isikhathi eside futhi sazi ukuthi ukhona kuphela ezindabeni zezingane. Ngifisa ukuba uhlangane ngendlela yakho enomusa, othembekile futhi obaluleke kakhulu, umuntu oqotho.
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Mashi 8 - Usuku Lomhlaba Wonke Wabafazi. Kulolu suku, bonke abantu bayathokozisa abesifazane abathandekayo. Intombi yami, ngiyajabula ukukuhalalisela ngalolu suku. Ngifuna ukuba ukhohlwe kuze kube phakade zonke izinto ezimbi ezake zikhona empilweni yakho. Yiba njalo ujabule, omuhle, mnene futhi othandekayo.
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Kusukela ngo-Mashi 8, wena, mngane wami! Vumela lo mthombo ukuba ulethe intwasahlobo emhlabeni. Masijabulise ngelanga layo elithambile futhi izinyoni zizophinde zibuyele esibhakabhakeni. Vumela zonke izinto eziphilayo ziqhakaze futhi zisenze sijabule. Kuhle, ngifisa sengathi lolu suku lukulethela injabulo nenjabulo kuphela. Ngifuna impilo yakho ikukhumbuze isici esincane sepharadesi.
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Iminyaka eyikhulu, sizoke siyeke ukubuka, sinikeze izingubo ezimnyama, izibuko, amabhuthi ngakho-ke sizohamba. Kodwa uma behlala ekhulwini, ngaphezulu indlela yokuzama! Ubusha obungunaphakade!
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Siyakuhalalisela! Ngiyathembisa ukwenza konke ukuze ungagcini emfudumeni. Ngikunika izimbali zezitidi nemibhede yembali. Ngiyaqhaqhazela amehlo akho futhi ngiyomisa phambi komuntu wonke. Ngizohlala nginani njalo. Intwasahlobo yakho.
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Mngane othandekayo! Kwangathi leli liholide lizoletha ezintabeni zakho zasekhaya zenjabulo, umusa nothando olungasoze lwaphela futhi luzokunika injabulo nsuku zonke!
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Ngifuna ukuhalalisela ngoSuku Lwabesifazane LwaseMhlabeni Wonke futhi ngifisa okungenani ngalolu suku ukugwema ukuhlaselwa kwamazwe ngamazwe, izingxabano zendawo kanye nakho konke okungahle kukwenze iholidi lakho!
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Siyakuhalalisela ngeSuku Lwabesifazane Lomhlaba Wonke futhi ngifuna ukwesekwa okunamandla nokunamandla, ongeke nanini niwe, futhi yikuphi okwesikhashana okungenakuqhathaniswa ngeke ukwazi ukuhoxisa!
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Ngomhla ka-Mashi 8, ngifisa sengathi amadoda ahlale ewakuthandayo, anike izimbali nezincomo! Vumela Spring ugcwalise zonke izifiso zakho futhi unikeze imizwa emangalisayo! Zonke izifiso ezinhle kakhulu zomuntu ongcono kakhulu - injabulo, impilo, impumelelo nothando! Ngosuku lwabesifazane lwaMazwe ngamazwe ngoMashi 8!
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Siyakuhalalisela, umngane wami othandekayo esikoleni. Iminyaka eminingana esixhumene nawe ngobuhlobo bethu besifazane - ungabala. Kusukela ngo-Mashi 8, wena. Okufunayo yilolu suku.
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Kulolu suku uyamangala ukwazi ukuthi wonke umuntu ozungezile uyathandwa nguwe. Njengoba sengathi amehlo abantu avuleka kuphela ngo-Mashi 8! Ngifisa ukuba uqaphele njalo, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ikhalenda.
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Kuhle ukuba nomngane ofanayo ngobukhulu nawe: uma thina bobabili sithanda ingubo efanayo, singavumelana ngaso sonke isikhathi ukuthi ubani okufanele agqoke kuqala. Ngomhlaka Okwesishiyagalombili kaMashi, ngeSuku soBumbano lwabesifazane!
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Uma kungenzeka ukubuyela ngomshini wesikhathi ngo-1908, angizange ngivumele uClara Zetkin ukuba ahlangane ngoMashi 8 noRosa Luxemburg! Uyabona ukuthi ukuhamba okuholela kuphi intombi yakho?
Ama-sms ahlekisayo ahalalisela ngo-Mashi 8 evesini nase-prose
Intombi ngosuku luka-Mashi 8 ngayo yonke inhliziyo yami ngifisa ukuthandwa, ukujabula nokufunwa! Kwangathi imisebe yokuqala yelanga iludumala umphefumulo wakho futhi incibilikise inhliziyo yakho enomusa!
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Podruzhenka, ujane, ngiyakuhalalisela ngeholidi lethu! Ake sithole lokho esikuphuphayo, nalabo esikuphuphayo kuzokwenza konke esingakaze sikuphuphe!
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Amadoda awaqondi neze abesifazane. Kodwa thina ngokwethu ngeke sikwazi ukubhekana nalokhu! Bavumele bakuthande, bazise futhi bazise, ngaphandle kokuzama ukuqonda. Siyakuhalalisela!
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Intombi intombi, ukuhleka indlebe endlebeni yami: uthola kanjani isikhathi sonke ukuba uphole kangaka? Hlala kanje njalo! Siyakuhalalisela!
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Mashi ufikile. I-blizzard yafa.
Isibhakabhaka sishaya isibhakabhaka.
Iholide elijabulisayo, mngane!
Vumela namuhla nonyaka wonke
Kuyoba khona injabulo nenhlanhla,
Kuyoba namandla nokuphumelela,
Futhi impilo kubo ngaphezu kwalokho -
Ungithanda kakhulu konke!
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Ngifisa kuwe imihlangano eminingi
Happy, the best,
Ukuze ukwazi ukulondoloza,
Ukuphila kusuka enhluphekweni.
Ngakho lo mthombo wawuzofika endlini,
Futhi uthando emehlweni alukhanya,
Kuye, intombi, ungithatha
Angikaze ngikhohlwe!
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Wena wedwa wazi zonke izimfihlo zami,
Kuwe akukho bubi, futhi akukho cala.
Kusukela ngo-Mashi 8, ngiyakuhalalisela,
Ngifuna ukujabula nokuhle.
Wena uhle, njengobuso basolwandle,
Futhi unamehlo afana nokusa.
Vumela la madoda azi ngawe,
Vumela bonke bakuthande!
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Siyakuhalalisela ngeholidi lekhefu!
Injabulo, impilo, kumnandi ngifisa!
Vumela le ntwasahlobo ikulethela
Kuningi ukumomotheka, ukufudumala nomusa!
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Sekuyisikhathi eside kusukela i-blizzard,
Isithwathwa sishaya kuyo yonke indlu.
Ngihalalisela umngane wami
NgeSuku Lwabesifazane Lomhlaba Wonke!
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Umngani omkhulu kunazo zonke emhlabeni
Siyakuhalalisela namhlanje, ngo-Mashi 8,
Ake ujabule ngokwakho,
Ngikufisela inhlanhla nenjabulo.
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Kusukela ngo-Mashi 8, umngane othandekayo!
Makube othandweni,
Makujabule kakhulu,
Hlala kuphela ngenjabulo.
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Ngifuna ukuhalalisela umngane wami
Ngosuku oluhle olukhanyayo,
Kusukela ngo-Mashi 8, othandekayo wami,
Vumela eceleni kwakho ube ngumndeni.