Ukudweba abangani nsuku zonke

"Unembuyiselo emhlophe," "Le4M-MM? Shayela i-ambulensi, umunwe wami ku-disk unamathele! "Kuyinto engafanele! Sasiqoqa amahlaya amahle kakhulu ayi-10, okuzokwenza ukuthi bahlanganise nabalingani, abangane, abathandekayo. Futhi ubuhlungu akekho othanda! Phela, abangane abathandekayo nsuku zonke kuyinto epholile!

Ukushintsha kwesithombe

Kwenzekani

Ubeka umhlangano wakho ozithandayo endaweni enabantu abaningi (i-cinema, isikhungo esikhulu sokuthenga, isakhiwo sokuzijabulisa). Lapho udlula, uyamxwayisa ngokuthi kushintshwe ngokuphelele isithombe (noma ukuthi uzokuhlangabezana naso esitolo se-barber). Khona-ke uxoxisana nentombazane (engaziwa naye) ngendwangu efanayo futhi uyigqoke ezintweni zakho. Ngesikhathi esimisiwe, esikhundleni sakho uza endaweni yokuhlangana futhi uya kumuntu wakho. Futhi uzenze sengathi unguwe! Ukuze uthinteke, kufanele utshele umngane wakho imininingwane embalwa emlandweni wobuhlobo bakho, owaziyo kuphela: usuku lusuku lokuqala noma isitsha sakho ozithandayo - akunandaba. Into eyinhloko ukuthi intombazane kufanele idlale ngobuqotho ukuphazamiseka: "Ungakwazi kanjani ukungibona mina!", "Kwanele ukuhleka usulu, ukuthi ubonisa lapha sengathi ungangiboni!" Uma intombi ihlala isikhathi eside, ingcono. Esikhathini sokugcina uzovela, futhi imfihlo ivezwe. Cabanga ukuthi ukugxila okunjalo ngeke kube nakho wonke umuntu: amanye amadoda angathukuthela noma, ukuqagela ngehlaya, "aqaphele" kumngane futhi ummeme ku-cinema.


Umsebenzi wokulungiselela

Amakhono okwenza umngane - isihluthulelo sempumelelo impumelelo yabangane nsuku zonke, ngakho-ke kungcono ukuvuselela ukuphindaphindiwe izikhathi eziningana.


Ukuqeqeshwa okuthuthukisiwe

Kwenzekani

Buza unobhala noma umsizi ukuthi athumele incwadi kubo bonke: "Ngicela ukwaziswa ukuthi inkampani yethu ifaka isibopho esiyimfuneko kubo bonke abasebenzi: ukuqonda ulimi lwesiJalimane (noma olunye ulimi), njengoba siphethe inkontileka enenzuzo nokukhathazeka kuleli zwe. Esikhathini esinamathiselwe encwadini uzothola ukuhlolwa kolwazi lolimi, sikucela ngokuqinile ukuba udlule futhi uthumele i-Ivanova TM. (empeleni unobhala), ozokwenza amaqembu ezingeni lelwazi. Ngenxa yokungakwazi kahle ulimi, izikhathi ezikhethekile zizohlelwa ngoMsombuluko kusukela ngo-8.00 kuya ku-9.00 noLwesihlanu kusuka ngo-7.00 kuya ku-20.00. Izinyanga ezintathu zanikezwa ukuqeqeshwa, emva kwalokho ukuhlolwa kuzokwenzeka. Labo abangazange bazinikele bazoxoshwa. " Kuhloliwe: abasebenzi bagcwalisa ukuhlolwa, egumbini lokubhema yonke inkulumo - kuphela ngokuqeqesha ... Kwenzeke ukuthi kuze kube yilapho ukudalulwa kweqiniso abantu bakholelwa emhlanganweni!


Ukulinda okusheshayo

Kwenzekani

Uhamba nentombi noma umngane esitimeleni. Lapho isitimela sishiya esiteshini, faka inkinobho yokuxhumana nomshayeli bese usho ukuze ukwazi ukuzwa abantu abaningi ngangokunokwenzeka: "UH Hamburger neCoca-Cola emotweni yesithathu, sicela." Esikhathini esiteshini esilandelayo, ulindele umhlanganyeli obeke wathengela i-cola kanye ne-hamburger. Ungena emotweni bese ebuza: "Ubani owayala i-hamburger ne-cola?" Uthatha i- "oda", ukhokhe futhi uqhubeke. Isitimela siyahamba esiteshini, futhi futhi "cindezela" inkinobho yokuxhumana nomshayeli: "Sicela, ekupheleni ngaphandle kokuyeka." Abagibeli baba nzima ... Futhi bayaqaphela ukuthi badlale ukudlala!


Umsebenzi wokulungiselela

Kuzothatha izikhathi eziningana ukugibela i-metro ngaphandle kwezintambo ukuze ziqondise ngokuqondile izenzo zabathintekayo.


Inqubo yokukhubazeka

Osebenza naye uhlanganisa ikhompyutha yokusebenza ukuqhuba iphrojekthi engapheli. Nokho, akukho ifolda eyodwa ephendula! Osebenza naye esabisayo ubiza abaqhubi bezinhlelo, kodwa abakwazi ukusiza: amafolda awavuli ngempela, futhi izinhlelo aziphenduli ngomzamo wokuzivuselela. Uma isimo sibhekene nale nkinga ebalulekile futhi sifike ekubuyiseni komshini we-computer, ungayibonisa imfihlo: wonke amafayela kanye nezithombe ozikopishe kufolda eyimfihlakalo, wenza umfanekiso weskrini (inkinobho yokuPrintaSkrini ye-PC noma i-Command + Shift + 4 ye-Macintosh) futhi lokhu isithombe sasibekwe njengephephadonga.


Umsebenzi wokulungiselela

Okokuqala, sebenzisa ikhompyutha yakho ngokwenza imidwebo yabangane ngosuku ngalunye. Ngaphambi kokuvala osebenza naye kukhompyutha, qiniseka ukuthi uqinisekisa ukuthi ulondoloze ngokuphepha yonke imininingwane. I-rally akumele imonakalise inqubo yokusebenza! "


Futhi ubuthakathaka?

Kwenzekani

Uzama ukwenza ukubheja nomngani ukuthi ngomzuzwana uzoqeda izinkinobho kusuka kunoma iyiphi into yezembatho zakhe bese uzihlwitha. Cishe, akakholelwa. I-Perturbate: bathi, wena wena, ubuza amakhono ami wesifazane, kuleli cala ikhono lokuthunga. Ukunakwa sicela! Ungasho ukuthi "endaweni yabo" - uzolahlekelwa. Lungiselela isikebhe, inaliti kanye nentambo enefindo eboshwe kakade, bese unikeza isitophuwashi ku-arbiter. Siqalile! Ngokushesha unqume zonke izinkinobho ezivela kwihembe lakho noma ijajethi bese uzihlanganisa ndawonye, ​​intambo eyodwa. Ngokusemthethweni, izimo zempikiswano zihlangene: izinkinobho zithungwe ngengubo efanayo, okuvela kuwo. IMINININGWANE Amakhasi, inaliti, intambo enekhono, isitophuwashi.

Uma ungaqiniseki ngamakhono akho, yenza njalo kusengaphambili ukusika futhi ugobe izinkinobho ngezinto zakho. Qaphela lapho usika ukugwema ukulimaza indwangu.


I-Toast enhle

Uyakwakha inkampani e-cafe. Uma umnandi ugcwele ngokuzulazula, vuka uphinde uthi: "Ugogo wayazi izinhloso eziningi zasendulo. Kumuntu onenhlanhla ebhizinisini nasothandweni, kumele, ngamehlo akhe avaliwe, akhulume ngezwi eliphindwe izikhathi ezingu-10 ngokulandelana: "Tsakha Chunazhra." Ngiyakuthanda nonke futhi nifuna ukuba nenhlanhla.

Vuka uphinde uthi amagama omlingo! "Abangane bavuke bese behlabelela" bekhuluma "... Futhi abantu ematafuleni alandelayo bahlezi phansi behleka. Ningikholelwa mina? Zama endaweni egcwele ukutshela i-patter: "Ngifuna ukudakwa, ngifuna ukudakwa ..."

Thatha inkampani efanele futhi ukhethe ngokuqondile umzuzu lapho abangane bengaphansi komthelela womkhathi ocolile we-cafe bese uphumule.


Thatha imoto yakho

Kwenzekani ukuthi uthatha isethi yesibili yezihluthulelo emotweni yomuntu wakho bese ubeka imoto ngemoto. Khona-ke intombazane yakho ibiza ucingo oluhle futhi imtshele ukuthi imoto eyebiwe kuyo itholakala. Eqiniseka ngokugcwele ukuthi akazange amemezele ukuthumba kwakhe, othandekayo uzoqala ukuphika. I-dispatcher izocacisa igama nenombolo yemoto futhi, ekugcineni, iyavumelana neqiniso lokuthi kwenzeka iphutha elibi. Futhi othandekayo uthola ukuthi imoto yakhe ihambe! Bese ibhizinisi lakho: makangethuse, noma masinyane atshele mayelana nomhlangano.

Umsebenzi wokulungiselela: ongaqapheli ukususa isethi yezingqikithi zamakhi, qiniseka ukuthi indawo yokupaka yangempela ayibonakali efasiteleni, kungenjalo ukuthunjwa kuzotholakala ngokushesha.


Ikhompyutha Ekhuphukisiwe

Osebenza naye ohlala nawe "ubuso nobuso" (amathebula ashintshiwe) kufaka ikhompyutha. Futhi ngokuzumayo ... iZwi ngokwayo liqala ngokuzimela, futhi umbhalo uqala ukuvela efasiteleni evulekile: "Kusukela manje ngiyawukulalela. Ungangilalisa ngomsebenzi, futhi nganquma ukuzibiza ngikhompyutha emele. Ungazami ukuvala uhlelo noma ukuvala kimi: Ngingedwa manje! "Osebenza naye uzama ukuvala uhlelo ngegundane, kodwa - o, ukwesaba! - isikhombisi asilaleli nhlobo. Ngokwemvelo, imfihlo ye-rally yukuthi ubuye waxhuma ikhibhodi negundane kwikhompyutha yomlingani wakho. Ngeke ukhohlwe inkulumo yomnikazi "imoto" evukile isikhathi eside!

Linda kuze kube yilapho osebenza naye eqala izinhlelo ezidingekayo futhi ngeke abe khona. Bese ushintshe ikhibhodi ezindaweni.


Izindaba zomakhelwane

Ngenkampani yabangane, unikela umdlalo: ngokusho komuntu, umholi kufanele aqagele ukuthi ungubani. Futhi umethuli angabuza noma yikuphi imibuzo ephathelene nokuvela komlingiswa obunzima, futhi ababambiqhaza bangaziqambi amanga. Umethuli oshiya ekamelweni ukhethwe, kanti okwamanje uchazela imithetho kubo bonke abahlanganyeli: umlingiswa obunzima kakhulu umakhelwane ngakwesokudla. Okusho ukuthi, wonke umuntu, ephendula imibuzo yomethuli, kumele aqhubeke nokuvela komdlali ohlezi ngakwesokudla. Umdlalo uqhubeka isikhathi eside, ngoba umgqugquzeli akakwazi ukuthola phakathi komuntu ophethe izimpawu eziningi ezikhethekile.


Thola igama lomlandeli

Phakamisa umngani ukuthi ugijime ku-betrothed. Ukwenza lokhu, ngomusa ongaqondakali, ushise imingcele eyodwa kwezingu-12, ubiza ezinye "iziphonso." Gubha umlotha ngqo esandleni sakho, futhi igama owake wabhala nge-sese lizovela esikhumbeni. Ungakholwa, bonke bazobe banzima ngamehlo abheka izinkanyezi. Ngokushesha kuzoba khona labo abafisa, kepha ukuze imfihlakalo ingavuli, chaza ukuthi ngokuvamile akunakwenzeka ukuqagela - kufanele kuthathe isikhathi esithile. Ngakho uzoba nethuba lokuvakashela indlu yokugezela futhi ulungiselele "u-sucheno" olandelayo. Lungisa izilinganiso ezimbalwa kusengaphambili ukubala izinga lokugcoba insipho (ukubhaliswa okumanzi kakhulu kuzobonakala, umlotha owomile kakhulu ngeke unamathele).