Mayelana nokuthi i-humorist edumile uGarik Martirosyan ibhekisela kanjani enkazimulweni yakhe, sizokutshela ngendima yakhe emndenini nasemsebenzini namhlanje.
Garik , uthanda udumo nazo zonke imiphumela elandelayo: ukudubula kuthelevishini, izingxoxo kanye nesithombe kukhishwa emomagazini, ukuqaphela emgwaqweni, ibutho labalandeli?
Cha, angithandi inkazimulo. Uma bekungesizo izidingo zomsebenzi, ngokuvamile ngingawagwema izintatheli. Futhi ngizozama ukuheha kancane.
Ngokuvamile, ngimangele: kungani abantu bezibuza ukuthi ngibheka kanjani, ukuthi ngiphila kanjani, engihlala kulo, engikushoyo ... Ngombono wami, angiyena umuntu othakazelisayo kakhulu ukubhala mayelana nokuthatha isithombe - kukhona abantu abathandekayo kakhulu.
Ukuthobeka okukhulu ngegama lakho! Kubonakala kimi ukuthi wena, ngaphezu kwakho konke okunye, uyindawo ephansi kunazo zonke ezungezile. Ngisho izakhamuzi zeComedy Club. Ingabe yile nendima yakho noma ingabe unomphefumulo ofanayo?
Uma sikhuluma ngokuphila, angizange ngithi ukuthula kakhulu. Ngokuphambene nalokho, ngingumuntu okhuthele kakhulu. Kusukela kubafana abavela eComedy Club kuveza amandla amaningi kangangokuthi ngezinye izikhathi ngisho nezwi kunzima ukufaka! Ngingasho kanjalo: I-Comedy Club yilona hlelo oluqine kakhulu emhlabeni. Futhi mayelana nokuthi ngizolile?
Ngiyaqiniseka kulabafana, yingakho ngizolile. Kubo.
Ukuphila kwakho konke kuxhumene namahlaya. Ulahlekelwe yini isifiso sokuhleka usulu futhi wenze amahlaya ekhaya?
Futhi ngisekhaya futhi angenzi amahlaya.
Enkulumweni eyodwa wachaza inkaba nomfazi wakho wesikhathi esizayo: "Ngemva kokuba sixoxe ngezinsuku ezimbalwa eSochi, ekugcineni sashintsha amafoni futhi, njengoba sasihlukanisile, senze izikhumba ezingapheli. Bese baqala ukundiza ngezinkanyezi ngezinsuku ezingenangqondo: cishe 600 km ngendlela eyodwa ... "Kungani" izinsuku ezingenangqondo "?
Ngoba uma abantu behlala hhayi emadolobheni ahlukene - emazweni ahlukene, kungabe enye ukubiza imihlangano amahora ama-5-6 kanye ngesonto? Futhi sonke isikhathi sihlale simemeza komunye nomunye ... Kuyinto ehlekisa futhi ehlekisa.
Futhi edolobheni lakini awukwazi ukuthola owesifazane?
Cha, kungani-ke, kungenzeka. Kodwa angizange ngicabange ngakho. Uyabona, ngangingekho umgomo wokuthola umfazi eMoscow noma eJerevan. Noma ngokukhethekile edolobheni elithile .. Kulungile, litholakala eSochi - futhi ngiyabonga uNkulunkulu.
Umshado wadlala eCyprus ...
Konke kwavela ukuthi kube impromptu. Sasiba nabangani kanye neqembu le-KVN eLimassol, futhi kwakuyindawo edolobheni elihle kangaka lapho senza khona ukunquma ukudlala umshado lapho. Akukho ukuhlela kusengaphambili, ngokuzenzakalelayo.
Ngokujwayelekile amantombazane athula umshado wabo ngemininingwane encane kunazo zonke: ingubo yomshado, izivakashi, abafazi abashadile. Futhi ngokuzumayo i-impromptu ...
Yiqiniso, uJeanne wayemele konke kusengaphambili. Kodwa saphendukela enhlanganweni ekhethekile yaseCypriot, futhi konke kwahlelwa ngokuhle! Umakoti wajabula kakhulu! Ngakho-ke ngeluleka wonke umuntu ukuba asebenzise imishado eLimassol. Ngicabanga ukuthi wonke umuntu angaphupha ngalokhu: UKhupro, ulwandle, ilanga, uthando kanye namahlaya kubangani-KVN-kshchikov. Ngokuvamile, singasho ukuthi bekuyilo mdlalo omuhle owajwayelene noJeanne.
Yebo, okwesikhashana wadlala eqenjini le-KVN yedolobha laseSochi, kodwa wabe eshiya le ndaba engathandeki futhi waqala ukwenza umthetho. Futhi waba ummeli omkhulu.
Kodwa wena, ngokuphambene nalokho, uzoba umculi, khona-ke kwenzeka cishe njengodokotela, esethole idiploma ye-neurologist-psychotherapist - nokuthi konke sekuphelile kanjani ...
Kuyiqiniso, iminyaka emine ngifunde ngomculi. Khona-ke wangena esikhungweni sezokwelapha, lapho i-KVN yaqala khona. Ngaphezu kwalokho konke sekuvele kwaziwa ...
Yebo, kwaziwa: abasha abasha, abanobucayi, abahlakaniphile abahlakaniphile bavela ku-KVN futhi badala i-Comedy Club, bashiya bonke abadlali "abadala": i-Petrosian, iZhvanetsky, iZadornov ... Iyini impumelelo? Ingabe ubusha bakho buyedwa noma unayo amahlaya anamuhla?
Kumele ngithi, asishiyanga muntu! Okokuqala, njengoba sinesihlonipho esikhulu ngalokho osebenza nabo esikwenzayo. Kuzo zonke iziteshi, kunoma yisiphi isigaba seminyaka.
Kodwa umshini uzimisele kakhulu ukuxoxa nawe ... Manje, okungenani.
Lona umehluko phakathi kokuthandwa nodumo. Futhi akuyona neze eyisisekelo. Uma sikhuluma ngoZhvanetsky, akusiyona nje i-humorist kuphela, kodwa futhi isazi sefilosofi. Ngiyamhlonipha, futhi asikho emncintiswaneni naye noma iZadornovs. Mhlawumbe, ezikhathini zamuva siye sabangelekisa kakhulu kunabanye abahlaziyi. Futhi yini okumelwe kusimangaze kuyo? Ubani omusha futhi omncane, ukhulu kunabanye. Lapha emva kwethu abasha abahlaziyi beza, futhi bazoba ngcono kakhulu kunathi - obala, abanethalente, ababukhali, ababukhali kakhulu.
Ake sibuyele ezingokoqobo. Ifilimu ethi "iRussia Yethu: Amaqabunga Okuqothulwa" ihlolwe ngokuphumelelayo kuzo zonke izikrini ze-CIS, lapho wenza khona njengomlobi womqondo nomkhiqizi wokudala. Ingabe unelisekile ngomphumela womsebenzi wabo?
Yebo, awukwazi ukwaneliseka ngokuphelele . Uhlale ufuna ukugxilisa okuthile. Kodwa ngokwemidlalo ye-cinema - nginelisekile kakhulu. Ngempela ibhayisikobho ene drama.
Ingabe kuyiqiniso ukuthi ngaphambi kokukhululwa kwefilimu ezikrinini efomini eliphelile akubonwanga, ngaphandle kwenani elilinganiselwe labantu?
Ngempela, ifilimu yadutshulwa emfihlakalini embi kakhulu. Ngesesehlakalo, naye waphakanyiswa. Futhi ngaphambi kwe-premiere babona abantu abangu-7
Ukuzikhandla kwama-spypionage! Futhi abazange babonise ngisho nezihlobo zabo? Kumfazi, isibonelo?
Ngangingafuni ukuhlukumeza imizwa yami. Ngangifuna wonke umuntu abuyele ku-cinema - futhi esesesikrinini, ngokulungiswa, ngehluzo zekhompyutha, ngomsindo omuhle, ubukele le movie. Kuyinto edabukisayo kakhulu ukubonisa ifilimu ekubambeni okusebenzayo - akusizi ngalutho.
Umkakho uhlambalaza okwenzayo, noma ngokungahambisani nesekela ukubonakaliswa kwakho kokudala?
Ngizosho kuphela ukuthi emndenini wethu akukho okucabangayo kulokho engikwenzayo. Ngokusho: "O, ake sibone namuhla ukuthi wenzani lapho, futhi sizocabangela." Akukho ukuzwakalisa okuphelele noma ukugxekwa okuphelele. Ngokuyisisekelo, konke kubizela ukuthi "sibheke uhlelo, konke kulungile."
Unayo yini izingxabano ngezihloko zokudala?
Cha, akukwenzeka. Naphezu kokuthi mina nomkami sinemibono ehluke ngokuphelele kumahlaya (okwangenza ngihleke, ngingashiya ngokuphelele ukungakhathaleli), wonke umuntu uhlala emibonweni yabo futhi akayikuphoqelelana.
Ngicabanga ukuthi akaphikisana nawe, ngoba uchwepheshe! (Ukuhleka) Mhlawumbe.
Noma akasenaso isikhathi sokuphikisana: izingane ezimbili nendlu, ngiyaqonda, kuso?
Ngempela, iminyaka engu-5-6 ubelokhu echitha isikhathi sakhe sonke emndenini. Umnikazi endlini yethu ungumkakhe. Ngokuqondile, umninikhaya. Konke okuhlobene nekhaya nokuphila - ukulungiswa, ukuthenga, izingane - akunjalo. Futhi ngiyajabula kakhulu ukuthi kunjalo.
Kulungile: indoda iyithole, futhi owesifazane uyindawo yokulala. Noma kunjalo: ekhaya unayo imithwalo yemfanelo?
Nginakekele kakhulu indodakazi yami. UJasmine uneminyaka emihlanu ubudala - ubudala lapho umntwana eqoqa imininingwane ngokoqobo ngendiza. Sichitha isikhathi esiningi ndawonye: ukubukela amavidyo, amatoli, ukufunda izincwadi ... Ngifuna ukusizakala ngale nkathi echitha isikhathi sonke futhi ngimnike ulwazi oluningi ngangokunokwenzeka.
Futhi umkakhe usematasa nengane encane. Ezinye izinyanga ezimbili noma ezintathu zizodlula ngaphambi kokuba uDaniel aqale ukuqonda nokuqonda okuthile.
Utshela indodakazi yentombazane? Yiziphi?
Yebo, Yebo, ngitshela. Ngezinye izikhathi kuyinto evamile, futhi ngezinye izikhathi ngizicabangela ngokwami, into engesitayela sami.
Mhlawumbe, uthanda "okukhethekile" kubaba wakhe ngaphezulu?
Akasaqondi lapho indaba ekhohlisayo ikhona, futhi lapho "yangempela".
Ungathanda yini ukuthi izingane zakho zibe umsebenzi wezinkanyezi? Unethuba lonke lokubasiza kulokhu.
Kunalokho, cha. Ngikholelwa ukuthi into esemqoka ukunikeza imfundo enhle. Futhi qinisekisa ukuthi banomntwana ojabulisayo. Okuzokwenzeka ngemuva kwalokho - kuyoba kamuva.
Ngakho-ke, abazali bakho bakunike imfundo enhle. Udlala ipiyano, ukhulume ngezilimi zangaphandle, upende, ubhalise enyuvesi ehloniphekile ...
Uma ngikhumbula imfundo yami yomculo, ngiyavuma: ngineminyaka engamashumi ayisithupha ngangena esikoleni somculo, lapho, emva kwezinyanga eziyisithupha, ngikhishwe ngaphandle kokuziphatha okubi. Futhi kuphela ekilasini labangani bami abayishumi angifundise ukudlala upiyano. Futhi-ke mina ngokwami ngakwazi ukulawula isiginci. Kodwa njengoba ngingayazi umculo, angidlala kahle kakhulu.
Mayelana nezilimi ngaphandle kweRashiya ne-Armenia, ngeshwa, angikhulumi nezilimi.
I-Strange, kodwa kubonakala sengathi uyi-polyglot.
Ngiyazi isiNgisi nesiNtaliyane kancane, kodwa kukhulu kakhulu ukuthatha inkululeko yokuqinisekisa ukuthi ngiyabo.
I-Garik, ingabe ufunda omagazini abaluhlaza?
Cha, angikwenzi. Akuyona owesifazane noma owesilisa. Nginentshisekelo ezincwadini, hhayi ezibuciko. Ngithanda izinkanyezi, ngifunda zonke izincwadi zesayensi kuwo. Kuyinto yokuzilibazisa, kodwa ngiyithatha ngokungathí sina.
Yebo, futhi wena, ngokusobala , uyindoda engathí sina. Yikuphi, kodwa, okujwayelekile kulabo abahlaziyi bezobuchwepheshe abaningi. Ingabe wena, Garik, unamaphutha?
Yebo, angilungile. Nginezinkinga eziningi. Ngokwesibonelo, ngichitha isikhathi esiningi emsebenzini, ngokuvamile ngisesimweni sokuphazamiseka. Ukuzikhandla okumangalisayo yena nabanye. Angilali kakhulu. Ngiya embhedeni kakhulu kakhulu. Umklomelo usho lokhu ...
Yilokho, lokhu kuyiphutha elikhulu lomculi odumile wamahlaya uGarik Martirosyan?
Ungasho ukuthi yebo.
Garik, ucabanga ukuthi ungumuntu ocebile?
Cha, angiyena ocebile kakhulu. Lapha kulo magazini owodwa waseRussia wabhala ukuthi uMartirosyan ucebile kakhulu. Bhala ngemali ethile engekho, bathi, Ngithola ama-euro angu-50 000 ...
Lokhu konke kuyize! Sithola umyalo wezinga eliphansi kunalokho okulotshwe kumaphephandaba. Sithola imali ngokubambisana nabanye abamele ibhizinisi lokubonisa nabalingani bethu. Awuningi noma ngaphansi.