Yeka ukuthi izibonakaliso ezihlukahlukene zezinkanyezi ziphikisana nesibindi

Emini yamaholide omnyaka omusha, iningi labantu ligcinelwe iziphuzo ezidakayo. Mayelana nokuthi yiziphi izinhlobo zotshwala ezikhetha lezo noma ezinye izibonakaliso ze-Zodiac , abaningi sebevele bazi kusukela kwento yangaphambilini. Kodwa-ke, bambalwa abantu abacabanga ukuthi abameli bezinkanyezi ezingu-12 ngendlela ekhethekile banenkinga enkulu. Ngamunye ngendlela yayo. Futhi ababhula ngezinkanyezi kuphela abangabelana ngolwazi olunjalo oluwusizo.

Ama-Aries

Laba bantu abaqinile ngeke baphenduke ukuthi ubusuku buyimpumelelo. Ngisho noma ikhanda lihlukana futhi ibhomu le-athomu liqhuma esiswini, amandla abo ngeke avumele ubuthakathaka babantu ukuba buveze. Akekho okufanele abone ukuthi ama-Aries aziqhenya kanjani. Ngisho naphezu kwesikhumba. Futhi lokhu akulula ukwenza kanjalo, ngoba abamele isignali eyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu ye-Zodiac bangabalandeli be-vodka yaseRussia. Iphunga ikhofi negwayi yindlovu yokudla yamadoda ekuseni ekuseni. Futhi amantombazane amahle ase-Aries asesekuseni ekuzama ukufika endlini yokugezela ukuze abheke okuhle kakhulu.

I-Taurus

I-Taurus ivame ukwehlisa ngokweqile ngemuva kokudakwa okukhulu kotshwala. Iqiniso liwukuthi laba abalandeli be-alcohol-low beer abazi ukuthi bangazivimba kanjani ngemuva kwalokho. Basuke bevusa kakhulu ukuvuma ukuqala komuntu, ngisho noma engazijwayele ngokuphelele. Ngakho-ke kuyamangaza ukuthi amanethiwekhi omphakathi ngokuvamile agcwele izambulelo ze-Taurus emva kobusuku obuvunguvungu? Futhi kungaba kuhle uma ubhiya buhle ukuthatha i-hangover degree ... Kodwa yini okufanele uyenze ngokuthunyelwe okufakiwe kanye nokuthanda okuningi? Indlela kuphela yokuphuma ukuphuza futhi, ukuqhubeka nomnandi. Ngaphandle kwalokho, ukwesaba okuvela ebhaliwe kuhlunga ikhanda.

I-Gemini

Abasunguli bamaholidi abanaso isikhathi sokuyeka. Futhi kanjani ukucindezela i-pedal yokugaya lapho enye inqwaba ye-tequila isetshenziswa ubuhle obuhle noma umnumzane endaweni ethile? Ngakho-ke kubalulekile ukunquma kusengaphambili indawo yokufika kwezindiza yakho. Uma kungenjalo, ingozi yokuvuka embhedeni ongajwayelekile, edolobheni elingaziwa likhulu. Amawele amakhono angcono lokhu kunamanye izimpawu ze-zodiac. Noma kunjalo, bathambekele ekulawuleni izixuku, bebona isilinganiso sabo. Ukuze ugeze ekuseni, futhi uma kwenzeka uhlola imilayezo ephumayo.

I-Cancer

I-hangover ye-Cancer ihambele imfihlakalo ejulile, njengoba ingalokothi idakwe kule-insole. Hhayi, cishe neze. Ngezinye izikhathi usengakwazi ukuhambisa amanzi abamele isignali esilula kakhulu. Futhi-ke laba abalandeli be-genie bahamba baye esikhaleni sabo esikude. Badakwa ngokushesha futhi ngokuqinisekile. Ekuseni kubonakala sengathi kwenzeka inhlekelele. Ukuthi kumelwe ukuba benze okuthile. Kodwa-ke, lokhu kungukuphela kokuqaphela kwabo. Kusukela emva kwezingilazi ezingu-5 base belele kakhulu.

Leo

Indlela engcono yokunqoba i-hangover evela kuLeo akuyona ikhofi. Futhi hhayi ngisho utshwala. Abaningi bayomangala, kepha lokhu kuyadumisa. Abaningi babo bonke abameleli besibonakaliso sobukhosi abathinteki ngokubonakala, kodwa ngegama "eliphazamisekile". Ziyizilwane ezinhle, ziphuza iwayini elibomvu kuphela ... Isimo senkosi asibavumeli ukuba baphuze. Ngakho-ke, izingonyama zidinga ukuqinisekiswa ukuthi umqhele wabo uhlale endaweni. Lokho ukuhlakanipha komuntu oziqhenyayo kusakhonza nabalingani. Kuphela isikhathi eside lezi zincoma azikwanele, ngoba isisu sesidumbu sizosheshe sidinge igazi elisha ...

I-Virgo

Maye kulowo oye wanquma ukuhlukana ne-Virgo ehamba phambili. Uthando lwabo ngewayini elimhlophe kanye ne-oda elihle luyoba ishazi ebandayo kunoma yimuphi umlingani. Futhi ngomqondo wangempela wezwi! Kusasa kuzoqala ngokushaja ngamandla, izinqubo zamanzi nokugijima kalula. Uma abangane bengathandi ukusekela umfutho we-Virgo enamandla, uzobe esehleka usuku lonke. Funda izinkulumo mayelana nokulutha. Ungadakwa. Ngakho-ke, kufanele ucabange kabili ngaphambi kokulala nommeleli walesi sibonakaliso ekamelweni elilodwa. Kuhle kuye, kodwa kwabanye ...

Isikali

Amadoda ahlale ehlakaniphile futhi alinganisiwe afana ne-hangover ezwa sengathi ayikho enye. Iqiniso liwukuthi bakhathele ukugcina amabhalansi abo njalo. Kudingeka okungenani ngezinye izikhathi, kodwa ukhohlwa ngokuvumelana, ukulinganisa nezinto ezifanayo. Ngakho-ke, bayabona ukuvuswa ngekhanda njengempendulo yemithandazo yabo. Manje bangakwazi ukuphumuza futhi belale ngehora embhedeni. Yiqiniso, ngokudla, iziphuzo kanye ne-soap opas.

Scorpio

Abaningi bakhohlwe ukuthi uphawu oluhle kunazo zonke lwe-zodiac ngumnikazi we-sting elula. Ukuthi i-Scorpio edlalwayo ingadlula kalula ngokwedlulele uketshezi lwe-thermonuclear - futhi uhlale ngesikhathi esifanayo. Ngakho-ke, ekuseni, ngezinye izikhathi kukhona i-dissonance engqondweni: bonke abafake isigamu-abafile, abahamba kancane, nabase-Scorpions - baqhubeke beqhubezela futhi behamba. Izindaba zabo ngobusuku obuphambili zihanjiswa kuwo wonke umuntu ngemibala enemibala, futhi ama-jabs amancane athokoza noma yimuphi unembeza.

Sagittarius

Umculi we-salutes kanye ne-champagne yemikhosi akakholelwa ukuthi umdlandla usuphelile. Leyo nqobe ibonisa ukuphela kobusuku obuvunguvungu. Ayikho indlela. Bazofuna ukuqhubeka nosizo lwemibuthano enobungane emidlalweni yokudla engcolile: kusuka eMcDonald's kuya emahlathini. Umzwelo wekhanda bawabamba ngenkuthalo yonke imfucuza, ukuze kusihlwa bahlupheke. I-Sagittarius yilapho kuphela inakekele impilo yabo ebuthakathaka, ifuna oatmeal. Kodwa isikhathi sasekuseni sesivele sidlulile ...

I-Capricorn

Izikhali ezinkulu zikhetha ukulungiselela kusengaphambili. I-hangover yabo ayisoze yaba khona ngokuzumayo, futhi ukwelashwa kuvele ngokuzenzakalelayo. Ngokuphambene nalokho. Ebusuku bonke bahlelwe ngokucophelela, babalwa ngezibalo. Kutholwe nge-brine, i-aspirin nenhluzane yenkukhu. Babala ngisho nesikhathi sokuthatha konke lokhu "amalungiselelo". Noma kunjalo, umphumela awuhlali njalo ngokushesha. Ngakho-ke, ku-bar balinde ingxenye yeS Scotch Scotch. Ngempela, ungaqhubeka neholidi, akunjalo?

I-Aquarius

Kodwa u-Aquarius akayithandi ukuhlushwa yi-hangover. Uthando lwabo nge-cocktail i-rum luzizwakala ngendlela enyanyekayo kakhulu. I-nausea, i-migraine, izimpande zesisu - konke lokhu akunikezi ukuphumula komphefumulo ogulayo wenkampani. Ngakusasa ekuseni bafuna ukulala ebuthongweni obukhulu futhi, ukuze bangabi namahloni. Ngisho nabangani abangcono kakhulu abakwazi ukuvuselela i-Aquarius, kuze kube yilapho isiphepho esiphuze ngaphakathi singene. Ngakho-ke, thola futhi uphumule ngaphezu kwakho konke okunye.

Inhlanzi

Ngubani ongazange abone indlela inhlanzi ephonswe ngayo ogwini ogwini, kumele ibuke. Njengoba ummeleli womuntu uziphatha ngendlela efanayo. Nokho, nge-absinthe ngenye indlela futhi akenzeki. Ingxube ye-thermonuclear iqhubeka nokuphendula kwayo ekuseni. Ngakho-ke, izinhlupheko zePisces zifanelekile, kufanele zizwele. Futhi akukho lutho abanye abantu abasebenzisa olufakwe ukufa ngaphambi kwesikhathi. Ukunikezana ukunakekelwa njalo kuyasiza.