Funny and fussy chastushki ngoFebhuwari 23

Ukumemezela ngoFebruwari 23, namuhla akamukelwa kuphela ebuthweni, kodwa futhi enkulisa, esikoleni, eyunivesithi, emahhovisi amakhulu amabhizinisi kanye namabhizinisi amakhulu. Ingxenye yokuqala yeholidi, njengomthetho, ihlanganisa ukuhalalisela kakhulu amadoda nabesilisa, futhi, yiqiniso, izifiso ezifudumele, eziqotho nezifudumele ukuthi isigamu esihle seqoqo sikhuluma nabaphikisi bezwe. Amakhosikazi acela amaqhawe alo mkhosi ukuba abe nesibindi futhi abe nesibindi, abe nesibindi futhi anesibindi, onomusa, onesihawu futhi onesibindi, ukusiza ababuthakathaka nokungaxoshi abangani enkingeni. Kulo mcimbi, izingoma ezinzulu nezengoma eziphathelene namadoda zizwakala kahle, futhi zakha umoya ojabulisayo, ujabulisa futhi ujabule, lolu hlelo lufaka ama-entries ajabulisayo. Lo mbono wobuciko bomuntu awushiyi noma ubani ongenandaba futhi wenza umkhathi ube nobungane, ukhululeke futhi ukhululekile.

Chastushki enegama ngoFebhuwari 23

Ebizwa ngokuthi i-chastushki - ukutholwa kwangempela kokuhlwa komsebenzi, kanye nemibuthano yehhovisi, kanye neholide yesikole. Bobabili abafana nabesilisa bayokujabulela ukuzwa kusukela esiteji noma ezindlebeni zabangani, izisebenzi ezikanye nabo noma ofunda nabo hhayi imikhonzo yonke ehambisana nento yonke, kodwa ngokuzijabulisa ngokuzikhulumela. Ezingxenyeni ezinjalo ezincane ngendlela elula, ehlekisayo, izici zomuntu ezihlukile zidlalwa, futhi ukuzibheka kusuka ngaphandle futhi ngendlela enhle ziyohleka ngokuthakazelisayo kubo bonke abantu, kungakhathaliseki ubudala.

Bonke abafana ekilasini lethu
Uhlakaniphile futhi uvelele.
Wonke amantombazane awanikezela amagama
Kubonakala kungacasuli!

UDima uhamba wedwa,
Akunabangani futhi akukho zintombi.
Ngoba lo mfana
Wonke umuntu usiletha nxazonke.

Lena akayithuli nhlobo,
Nakuba kubonakala kunjalo.
Ukuthi othile uzothinta,
Lokho kuyifaka ngempindiselo!

Kodwa uPasha uyisihlungu sethu,
Abakhululekile nabuthakathaka.
Kumelwe sidle iphalenda engaphezulu,
Khulisa lokho okuqinile.

UMisha uhamba ekhaleni lakhe, Njengomuntu obalulekile jikelele!
Ngikhohliwe ngokuphelele abangane bami,
Unezinhlanu ezinhlanu!

Sihlala emafasitela,
Igundane ligijimela ekilasini.
Kuvele ekilasini kuvele
Umfana omusha omusha!

UColya noVasya babeshesha kangaka,
Egcekeni elidlala ibhola.
Kuthiwani ngesikole esikhohliwe,
Sly, unganiki noma uthathe.

Thumela mina sms sms,
Esifundweni samakhemikhali:
"Ngithumelele ngokuphuthumayo lo msebenzi,
Noma ngizofa! "

UPetya umi ebhodini,
Ubheka umsebenzi.
Unesihlungu enhliziyweni yakhe,
Ebusweni bokuhlupheka.

Futhi uSergei usekhefu,
I-Lubom yahamba ngqo emdongeni. Ngesikhathi esifanayo, konke ayekufundisayo
Yebo, ukhohliwe!

Sazama ukhemikhali
Yonke ukusetshenziswa sekuphelile!
Cishe ngaphandle kwesikole abazange bahlale,
Lapha kukhona lapha ebhizinisini!

Nangu u-Andrew wemfundo engokwenyama
Akafuni ukuletha ifomu.
Sidlala, ujabule,
Uhlezi eceleni.

Ubani okhukhulayo ku-buffet?
Sneaking phambili?
Skip Kostya, izingane,
Bese-ke kufa ngendlala!

Uthisha wethu uyachaza
Isihloko esisha kithi.
Futhi uMaxim uhlala, uphupha:
Uphi ushintsho?

Umkhulumeli wethu we-Seryozha,
Konke kuphazamisa.
Uma bembulala,
Uyakhathazeka.

Nsuku zonke njengokulwa kuhamba
Ufunda naye Kolya.
Ngolwazi, impi iholela,
Omunye ungumlwi ensimini.

ULesha uthanda ukudlala,
Khamuluka phezulu bese ugijima.
Amandla avela ku-Lesha beats,
Uyongena nini empini?

Wonke ama-ditties ahlabelela,
Sazama kusuka enhliziyweni!
Slap us friendlier,
Ngemuva kwalokho, ama-ditties ahle!

Izingoma zikaYura
Ukuvakasha kunabo bonke abakuhlaya,
Bese ewela phansi -
Yilokho okudabukisayo!

Nsuku zonke njengokulwa kuhamba
Umngane wami Kolya.
Futhi umsebenzi awuhambanga,
Yingakho - Olya!

UDima noSasha abagijimi
Kuhle nje!
Kuzoba khona abavikeli basekhaya
Kubo ekilasini lokuqala!

Siyakuhalalisela ubulili obuqinile,
Ngeliholide le-defender,
Ekupheleni kokuhlwa ngaphansi kwetafula,
Ngeke uwe!

Sinabantu abalungile,
UKoli, uSasha, Valentina,
Amaqhawe anamandla,
Wena, ozakwethu, bheka!

Futhi uSergey wethu
Kunezimpumelelo eziningi,
Ulungile kuzo zonke izinto,
Emakhanda emgwaqo!

We chastushki sangoma kuwe
Ngosuku lwebhizinisi,
Iholidi elijabulisayo kini nonke, madoda,
Siyakuhalalisela, manje silapha!

Siyakuhalalisela kuConstantin,
Kusukela ngoFebhuwari 23!
Ungumuntu ovelele,
Asimthandi ngeze!

Uzosihlela ikhophi,
Futhi uvuselela iphrinta,
Futhi uzongiyisa ekhaya,
Vele ubuze.

Usuku lwabafana abajabulayo
Siyakuhalalisela, manje silapha!
Sibafisela impilo,
Kumfucumfucu abagesi!

UStepa ufunda "5"
Ufuna ukwazi okuningi.
Umyalo wezempi
Intelligent ukunqoba.

Uma i-Dima iyisikhathi sethu
Uzoba isekela,
Idayari yezinhlupheko zakhe
Ingcolile!

UVanya ufuna ukuba yithangi
USasha ungumshayeli nje.
Igor uzoba umkhumbi
Futhi uVictor - isibhamu somshini!

Wonke ama-ditties ahlabelela,
Yebo, yile ndlela thina sihle ngayo!
Ushaya ngokuseduze,
Sazama konke okusemandleni ethu!

Chastushki mayelana nabafana ngoFebhuwari 23

Funny, fussy, chastushki ezihlekisayo mayelana nezikole zingafakwa ohlelweni ngenombolo ehlukile. Okumangalisa kakhulu ukusebenza kwama-quatrains ama-comic short iqembu elincane lamantombazane angu-6-7. Uma bezingubo ezinjalo ezihle kakhulu bahlabelela izingoma ezincane zamagama amabili noma amathathu, futhi njengokuhambisana nomculo sebenzisa izinsimbi ezinjalo, isibonelo, ingoma yomculo wezingoma, ama-maracas noma ama-castanet, ukusebenza kuzothola isikhangiso esikhethekile futhi kuzokukhunjulwa isikhathi eside hhayi kuphela ngabafana, kodwa futhi nezivakashi ezimenyiwe .

Siqala ukucula izingoma,
Sicela ungahleki.
Ungaboni kanjalo kithi -
Singaba namahloni!

Esiklasini sethu bonke abafana
Bathanda ukuhlukanisa ngokwabo.
Ubani odonsa, ohlabelela,
Omunye ujabule!

Esiklasini sethu wonke umfana
Kuhle kakhulu futhi emuhle,
Ngoba ujabula kakhulu, yebo,
Ithimba lethu lonke labesifazane!

Ungagxili ekufundeni,
Yenza konke ukulalela,
Futhi amamaki amahle
Sizoqiniseka!

Vuka abafana ebusuku,
Phakathi nendawo,
Bazokutshela izinhlamvu zamagama
Ngaphandle kwe-peep eyodwa!

Ingxenye yesithathu isivele isigcwele ngokugcwele,
Amahora ane zatikali,
Futhi abafana baphupha:
Kungaba iholide futhi!

Ukuzalwa kwesikhathi eside bonke abafana
Chaza ngokulula:
- Futhi ukufunda ekilasini
Akukaze kuphuze kakhulu!

Futhi abafana bethu baningi kakhulu
Bathanda ukugijima nokudlala. Futhi bathembisa ukuthi bazofunda
Four and five!

Ngosuku loMvikeli, sizokwenza
Siyakuhalalisela wonke umuntu manje.
Sifisela sonke impilo enhle,
Ukuze uthando lomlilo lungapheli.

Uma ufuna ukuqina,
Kumelwe sikhonze ebuthweni.
Okuhlangenwe nakho kwesevisi kuzokutshela,
Indlela yokuphila impilo ngokufanele.

NgoFebhuwari 23?
Lolu suku luwukhosi hhayi ngeze
Sihalalisela bonke abantu
Ukusuka ngaphandle kuya eKremlin.

Sifisa namuhla
Kusukela ebuntwaneni, ujabulele ubungane,
Vikela imingcele yethu,
Ama-Motherland athembekile ukukhonza!

Nakuba ungagqoke imijondolo,
Kodwa siyazi ukuthi ngehora elinzima
Wena, njengabo bonke amasosha,
Londoloza izwe lakho nathi.

Sihalalisela abafana
Kusukela ngoFebruwari 23
Kuzo zonke izingane zethu sizozitshela
Amazwi anomusa kuphela.

Ngokushesha abafana bazokhula
Ikhomishana yezokwelapha izodlula
Akulahlekelwa umzuzu
Masinyane uye ebuthweni.

Ukuze uqine futhi uhlakaniphe
Futhi amantombazane ayakuthanda
Wonke umfana ekilasini lethu
Udlala imidlalo.

Esifundweni bonke abafana
Ngisho okuhle kakhulu
Futhi kuza ukushintsha
Awubheke isihe.

Sikuhlabelelela namhlanje,
Futhi sinesisusa esisodwa,
Uneminyaka engamashumi amabili nantathu uyahalalisela
Kakhulu kakhulu, sifuna!

O, madodakazi, bheka,
UVanya wenza indiza,
Ngakho, uzoba umshayeli
Hamba uyeleka!
Uphakeme ngemuva kwamafu
Ingabe indiza izojikeleza
Ingabe uVanya, njengabo bonke abafana,
Ama-Motherland athembekile ukukhonza!

Hee-hee-hae ha ha ha ha,
UVasya akanqikazi,
Ukulala ngokuthula kuzo zonke izigaba,
Ephusheni, uyamangala.
Hhayi, Vasily, vuka!
Kungani ulele ngokushesha?
Bazokuhleka,
Uma ulele ibutho!

Chastushki kusukela ngoFebhuwari 23 ozakwabo

Emsebenzini ngesikhathi samaholide kukhona njalo umoya okhanyayo, okhululekile futhi owenziwe kancane. Ngisho nabaphathi abaqinile kanye namakhanda amancane eminyango baba nokuthula nokukhululeka, bamukela ngenjabulo izipho ezincane ezimnandi futhi balalele ukuhalalisela ozakwabo abahle kakhulu. Esikhathini esibucayi, siphelelwe usuku oluphawulekayo, kufanelekile ukuzwakala hhayi nje ngokuthokozela kuphela, kodwa ezincane ezithinta iziqu. Lokhu kuzosiza ithimba ukuba lisondele nakakhulu komunye nomunye futhi linike umkhosi umthunzi ongahlelekile.

Bonke abaphikisi baseMotherland,
Futhi amadoda angabantu abalungile.
Kuhlonishwa, ngokuhlonipha,
Izwe lonke othandekayo.

Umkhosi wesibindi, oqinile emoyeni,
Abafana nje abaqhawe,
Kwakukhona nje namhlanje,
Vula umnyango kabanzi.

Fortune ikuvakashele,
Futhi ukubekezela kufikile,
Futhi impilo ayikhohliwe,
Into esemqoka ayiphumelelanga!

Uyomomotheka, ukuthula, ilanga,
Futhi uthando, kubalulekile!
Siyakuhalalisela,
Kusukela ngoFebhuwari 23!

Siyakuhalalisela kubo bonke abantu!
With iholidi of okuhle namandla!
Finyelela zonke izintaba,
Ngemuva kwalokho, zingenakunqotshwa!

Uhlale usisekela,
Kanye nawe kukhona impumelelo,
Ayikho inkontileka enjalo,
Yini eyosihleka usulu!

Yiba nomusa kuzihlobo,
Futhi ubamemeze,
Yini eyayingasuswa njengomusi,
Zonke izinhlekelele namaphutha!

Namuhla ungumuntu
Kubalulekile - njengama-peacocks!
Ukubingelela akuyona ize -
Kusukela ngoFebhuwari 23!

Usuku Lwezokuvikela Olujabulisayo
Namuhla sonke sisebenza nabo.
Siyabathanda bonke, sibahlonipha.
Futhi siyamanga sonke ngesikhathi esisodwa.

Osebenza nabo banenkinga -
Namuhla usuku olukhethekile -
Usuku loMsindisi akuyona into evulekile,
Isipho sezwe lonina!

Osebenza nabo banenkinga -
Ibutho lakhunjulwa, Yayiyizwe labalindi -
Inhliziyo igcwale injabulo.

Osebenza nabo banenkinga,
Imoya ijabule!
Nika ulwandle, unike ogwini -
Knee - Black!

Osebenza nabo banenkinga -
Umphathi - umlindi ongabalulekile:
Ngubani owakhonza, ongazange akhonze,
Ngisazithela!

Chastushki ngoFebhuwari 23 ngamadoda

I-chastushki enjalo ingahlabelelwa kumfana wakho othandekayo, umyeni, umfowenu, ubaba noma umkhulu. Banobuphefumulo obuningi, ububele, ama-sublime, amagama anomusa namahlaya alula nsuku zonke. Ngezihlobo nezihlobo, kuyoba injabulo ukuzwa ukuthokoza okunjalo okungavamile, okuqotho nokuthokoza ngeholide kusuka kumama, ugogo, umngane noma umfazi.

Ngizoqeda ukubiza
Kulezi zithende zamanzi namuhla.
Ngikuhalalisela
Amadoda amadala!

Namuhla sadla wonke amazambane
Colorado beetles.
Sidinga okuthile kancane -
Amadoda kuphela ayengaba njalo!

Ngakho akujabulisi umholo,
Futhi izindleko zikhulu.
Haha kumele siphile ngokucebile -
Amadoda kuphela ayengaba njalo!

Ngifunda kuyi-intanethi,
Yiphi i-beetroot emile.
Ehlombe lezi zinkinga -
Amadoda kuphela ayengaba njalo!

Ngingathanda ukucula nokudansa
Washaya izithende zakhe.
Kodwa njengokungathi ukhathele,
Nxusa ama-muzhiks!

Umsizi wesonto ojabulayo wezwe!
Khuphuka amabhulukwe akho,
Smile ngokubanzi,
Ukuthi izwe lalinokuthula!

Ngizokwenza isoka lami
ngosuku lomkhosi wezempi
trusel njengoba ala amabhagi, -
makaziqhenye!

O, namhlanje usuku luvulekile, -
usuku lwezempi.
Ngivumele ngithunjwe
othandekayo, - frolic!

We chastushki wena uhlabelele
Futhi sihalalisela ngoFebhuwari,
Ukuze uthole okuningi
Futhi waphatha wonke umuntu kuba abangane!

Kusukela ngoFebhuwari 23,
Siyakuhalalisela kuwe,
Ngizozinikela kuwe,
Yini enye ongayinika engingazi!

I-chastushki ene-Frivolous and funny ngoFebhuwari 23 ngokuba inkampani enobungane kakhulu yabantu abadala

Kubantu abadala, isikhathi eside futhi beqaphela kahle, ama-piquant anobuqili nama-frivolous afanele ukusebenza. Ngokuvamile zihlabelelwa ngqo etafuleni ngezikhathi eziphakathi kokushintsha izitsha. Ngenxa yentshisekelo nokwenza iholide yangempela, ungaba ngamaqembu (isibonelo, owesilisa nowesifazane) futhi uhlele umncintiswano wokusebenza okuhle kakhulu. Abanqobile bazothola iqebelengwane elilodwa lekhekhe, ingilazi yamartartini noma enye umklomelo ekuboneni kwabahleli beholidi.

Ngo-23 kaFebhuwari
Sizokhohlisa izinhlamvu,
Yonke indawo yokugcina izindebe
Futhi uyonqunywa!

O, shawl, shawl yami,
Ijaji libomvu.
Umngane wami ushiya
Iminyaka emibili empini!

Ngathenga ingubo,
Ukuvuselelwa kwemfashini,
Woza kimi, milenok,
Ukube nje ngingazifaka esikhwameni.

Sithandwa sami, othandekayo wami,
Thatha ukulwa nawe,
Lapho uzolwa,
I-ukukhonza i-cartridges.

Ngifunde zonke izipho,
Ngaqala ngekhanda lami,
Ngisho uhlambe imbobo
Ezitolo sekuphelile!

Ngenyanga ngagcina imali,
Futhi akazange adle, akazange aphuze,
Wanikeza isambatho sakho somboya,
O, yebo kungokwami!

Chastushki ngoFebhuwari 23 izingane