funny sms guy I-SMS engathandeki ayikwazi nje ukujabula futhi ikujabulise uma kungekho lutho okufanele uyenze, kodwa futhi ukubhebhethekisa ukuxabana, futhi ngezinye izikhathi ngisho nokubuyisela ubuhlobo obuseduze obubhubhisayo. Londoloza uhlu lwe-sms funny for all occasions!
Uhlu lwama-sms ajabule kakhulu:
- Sawubona, bunny! Ngifuna kanjalo! Ngishisa ngempela ngesifiso! Mad obsession fumes umcabango wami! Ngifuna! Ngifuna! Ngifuna kusasa ukusiza umama ukumba amazambane ezweni! (icala lamazambane lingashintshwa nanoma yisiphi esinye isicelo, lapho insizwa engakwazi ukuphuma khona).
- Uma ungangiphenduli le-SMS kumasekhondi angu-5, bese ungikweleta ama-kisses angu-50. Isikhathi saphezulu! Ngikucela ukuba ukhokhe namuhla kungakapheli ngo-9 ntambama.
- Ngangizothumela into enhle, enhle futhi enhle, kodwa angikwazi ukulingana ku-sms-ku ...
- Uma kwakufanele uchithe ubusuku obuhlukile (intandokazi yahamba ngohambo lwebhizinisi, njll), umthumelele i-SMS enhle kakhulu ebusuku: "Ukuphila usuku lube mfushane, kwakungekho ucansi, ubusuku obumnyama!"
- Umlayezo oye waba yi-classic, kodwa udume ngezikhathi zonke: "Ekuseni angikwazi ukudlala kwasekuseni, ngoba ngihlale ngicabanga ngawe. Ngentambama, ukudla kwasemini akungena emphinjeni - yonke imicabango yilapho kuphela. Kusihlwa, futhi, ungadli - ngiphupha ukuhlangana nawe. Ebusuku angikwazi ukulala - ngifuna ngempela ...
- Darling, yini isihogo? Masinyane uyeke emicabangweni yami - umsebenzi usendleleni!
- Ukunakwa sicela! Sesha! Amehlo amahle kunazo zonke emhlabeni asetshenzwa, awela ngokungemthetho umngcele wobungane futhi athathe inhliziyo yami! Noma yiluphi ulwazi mayelana nokuthi ukuphi - umvuzo wokubamba okungu-100!
- Uju, sinokuningi okufanayo nawe. Sithanda into efanayo - mina!
- Uma usanda ukushintshanisa izinombolo zocingo, unganqikazi futhi uthumele lo mfana i-SMS enhle kakhulu: "Sawubona! Uyakholelwa othandweni ekuqaleni kokubona, noma ngidinga ukudlula isikhathi esisodwa? "
- Inkondlo ehlekayo inqoba inhliziyo yomuntu noma ubani: "Ngiyakuthanda, njengoDeveli uyisigqila sakhe, njengomshanelo ongunaphakade, njengomuthi othanda umpristi - yindlela engikuthanda ngayo."
- Unenkathazo ngo-opharetha wenethiwekhi (chaza inethiwekhi yeselula lapho i-intandokazi ixhunyiwe khona). Senze inhlolovo ekhethiwe yomsebenzi wokubhalisa futhi sithole ukuthi uthumele abantu abambalwa ngokuthanda imilayezo ye-SMS intombi yakho. Uma lesi simo singaphuthuki phakathi nesonto, sizophoqeleka ukukukhipha. (kuhle ukuthumela umlayezo wombhalo ojabulisayo kumfana ongeke azi noma asebenzise isevisi yokufihla inombolo yakhe).
- Ucabanga ukuthi ungubani? Ucabanga ukuthi wena ungcono kakhulu futhi awunalutho emhlabeni wonke? Ingabe uzibheka njengencazelo yempilo yami? Ukuqagela ngu-. Ngifisa nje ngawe!
- Othandekayo, ngisishiyile esibhedlela ... Namuhla ngangizwa ubuhlungu obukhulu bokugwaza esifubeni sami, ngihlolwe, ngitholwe ... ngathola kuwe enhliziyweni yami!
- Othandekayo, kwakukhona inkathazo - ngisemaphoyiseni! Bangibopha ngoba ngimnandi futhi ngimnandi. Unabo bonke ubufakazi ezandleni zabo ... Yini engingayenza?
- Uyazi, ngiye ngicabanga futhi nginqume ukuthi angisayikukhonta ... kodwa ngiyathanda kuphela!
- Umdwebo ovelele oshayisayo ... amehlo abukeka kahle ... ukukhohlisa izinsimbi zomlomo ... Kodwa asikhulumi ngami, ungubani?
- Kwaphela isikhathi eside ngizokhuluma, kepha lapho ngizama, awuzange ungivumele ngisho igama. Ngine isoka, ngimthanda. Nganquma ukukusho kulokhu nge-SMS. Lo muntu omncane nguwe!
- Ukunakwa sicela! Ingozi yokutheleleka ngegciwane! Le nombolo yocingo ingaphansi kwethonya eliyingozi "yenkomo" yocingo, ekhetha umthengi enhle kakhulu, onomusa kanye nocansi encwadini yekheli futhi amthumelele imiyalezo!
- Uma umhlangano wakho uphula, thumela umlayezo wombhalo onjalo: "O, lezi zingubo zangaphansi ze-lace sexy, isikhathi esiningi kakhulu, umzamo omkhulu, izimonyo eziningi - futhi konke kuyize".
- Uma ufunda lo mlayezo - ungikweleta isikhwama, uma usususe - ukuwanga, uma usindisiwe - ukumema osukwini lothando. Ngakho uzokwenzenjani?
