Futhi-ke, ekuzweni kwe-puncher, owayesebenza endlini yami, ngqo ekamelweni elilandelayo, nganquma ukubhala mayelana nabafelokazi. Ngangifuna ukuqonda lokho abesimame abakwenzayo usuku lonke? Ingabe ngempela uthola isitofu kanye netheyili? Futhi-ke, abafazi abangasebenzi abangasebenzi bachitha kanjani isikhathi sabo ?
Umama wendlukazi ungowesifazane ongahlali usuku lonke phambi kwe-TV futhi akahlaziyi amaswidi, futhi ungathathi isibonelo sikaDasha Bukin kusukela ochungechungeni ethi "ujabule ndawonye" futhi ucabange ukuthi bonke abesifazana bafana nalokho. Uphutha kabi uma ucabanga kanjalo.
Umama wesifazane ungowesifazane ogcinwa kuyo indlu yonke nezingane, lo ngumgcini wezindlu. Ukuthuthukiswa kwekhaya kuwumsebenzi onzima wokuqeda indlu, ukugcina ukuvumelana, uzwela, ukuhlanzeka nokuhleleka kuyo. Angicabangi ukuthi umuntu angakwazi ukugcina ukuhleleka endlini futhi ngesikhathi esisodwa etshela izingane ngalokho okulungile nokungalungile, kodwa nokho yimani esitofu.
Indoda ibuyela ekhaya iqala ukuhlambalaza umkakhe ngokuhlala ekhaya, ukuthi akukho mqondo kuye, nokuthi ayilethi imali endlini. Futhi akacabangi ukuthi, ubani osebenza esitofini, egcwele imayonnaise, futhi akacabangi, onomshikashika wakhe obona amaphupho amnandi, ehlaselwa ephepheni elihlanzekile. Kungenzeka ukuthi u-naively ukholelwa ukuthi izingane zihlakaniphile futhi zikhuliswe kusukela ekuzalweni konke.
Ukuhlambalaza okuqhubekayo ongazizuzisi umndeni ukuzitshela ukuthi ukuhlambalaza futhi ukubonisa ukuthi ngaphandle kokusebenza kwakhe lutho ngalokhu kuzokwenzeka. Futhi akulungile yini? Mhlawumbe, uma bekungekho lapho bekungeke kube khona i-borsch elihlwabusayo etafuleni futhi bekungeke kube namahhashi ahlanzekile namasokisi ahlanzekile, futhi angeke alale amashidi, aphuze ukuhlunga okuhlanzekile. Emva kokumangalelwa okunjalo nokuxabana, ekugcineni uqonda ukuthi ukhathele konke lokhu futhi uqoqa zonke izinto ozithatha izingane bese uhamba uphila nomama wakho endlini emnyango olandelayo bese uqala ukugcina ukuhlanzeka nokuhleleka lapho. Ukuhleleka endlini yendlukazi kungase kube egazini, futhi akukho ndlela engakwazi ukukhipha kuyo.
Nginina, futhi njengoba cishe usuqagele kakade, ungumama wendlu ongasebenzi. Indodakazi yakhe idlala i-violin yokuqala-class futhi ithatha imiklomelo kuyo yonke imincintiswano, okungukuthi, owokuqala nowesibili, ekhaya layo konke okuyizinto eziyinyumba futhi ezidla njalo ezihlwabusayo etafuleni noma, okungenani, esitofu. Lapho efika ukungivakashela ngaphambili, lapho ngisebenza, futhi kwakungekho nesikhathi sokuhlanza indlu, lapho ngifika indlu yami yaba yindlu ebolile futhi iphunga elimnandi endlini kanye nokudla okumnandi etafuleni.
Ngaleso sikhathi, mina naively ngangikholelwa ukuthi nanoma yimuphi umuntu ukuthi ungumama wendlu ongasebenzi onzima futhi ingqondo eningi ayidingi. Manje, ngihlezi ekhaya, ngiyaqonda ukuthi kunzima kangakanani ukuphathwa komkhaya futhi ngiyabona ukuthi lokhu kuyinkimbinkimbi.
Amadoda ethu abathandekayo abathokozi lokho anakho, kodwa anomcebo oyigugu kumuntu nangomfanekiso wethu. Futhi uma ubachitha konke okubalindele ekhaya, okuyi-oda nokudla okunomsoco, ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi bazolahlekelwa konke lokhu kunakho. Ngoba ngemuva kokuhleleka okunzima kunzima ukujwayela umshini omubi. Futhi ungabi namahloni ukukholelwa futhi ukholwe ukuthi wakukhumbula kakhulu. Amadoda ayizidalwa ezihlakaniphile, ahlakaniphile, futhi asivumela uthuli emehlweni ethu, athi thina siyizidalwa ezihlakaniphile nezihlakaniphile. Uma umshiya emva kokuphikisana okuncane, futhi ngesonto uzobamba nawe ngezinhlobonhlobo ze roses nangendandatho yedayimane, futhi uma ethandaza ngamadolo futhi enezinyembezi emehlweni akhe ukuba abuyele endlini yakho, khona-ke uyazi iqiniso elibi, akanakho ukuhleleka indlu, amashidi ahlanzekile nokudla okumnandi etafuleni.
Sonke singacabanga ukuthi hlobo luni lendlu yokuhlala indoda engashadile ... noma ake sihlele ukuhamba ngokuzungezile efulethini lomuntu ongenalutho. Nomaphi lapho kukhona amasokisi angcolile, akusikho ama-shirts ahlanzekile ekamelweni, futhi yena ubeka umsebenzi wakhe hhayi amahembe ahlanzekile kakade esegqoke ngaphandle kokuba ahlanzwe, kodwa avulelwe kuphela emkhathini. Futhi yini ayidla ??? Uma ubheka amathrekhi wokudoba, singabona amaphakheji amaningi angenalutho kusuka ku-noodle osheshayo, nebhulogi elingenalutho le-vodka.
Yiqiniso, yini enye angayiphuza ngokusizi? Ubuza, yimuphi usizi? Akuyona yini insizi ukuhlala ku-pigsty enjalo, ukuya emsebenzini ekugqokeni izingubo hhayi kuqala, futhi udle ukudla okungenampilo? Ngombono wami, akukho okubi nakakhulu. Futhi pastel? Mhlawumbe, akekho owesifazane ojwayelekile ongabeka phezu kwalolu daba, olungazange lusetshenziswe iminyaka emakhulu, hhayi leyendwangu yokulala engashintshi ngisho nangaphezulu. Uma usondela futhi uhlolisise, ungabona imvuthuluka yokudla embhedeni futhi ... oh Nkulunkulu wami .... fuuuu .... amasokisi angcolile!
Futhi uma kube nethuba lamalanga ambalwa ukuguqula indoda ibe ngowesifazane, futhi owesifazane abe ngowesilisa. Shiya indoda ekhaya nezingane nazo zonke izinkinga zasekhaya, uzoziphatha kanjani? Ngicabanga ukuthi kubonakala kahle ukuthi owesifazane onendaba yamadoda wayeyophatha kanjani, ngoba namhlanje kunabesifazane abaningi abenza umsebenzi wamadoda futhi bakuthola kangcono kunamadoda. Isibonelo esihle ifilimu ethi "Operation Y" yiGaidai owaziwayo, khumbula ekuqaleni ugogo kanye noShurik, lapho ugogo ebeletha intombazanyana ngakolunye uhlangothi, futhi ngakolunye uhlangothi wayigcoba inhlama yesinkwa futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo ephekwe okuthile esitofu, futhi kwadingeka sebenzisa. Futhi wasebenza njengomlondolozi endlini yokugcina impahla. Ingabe lo msebenzi wesifazane? Ikakhulukazi kukagogo?
Futhi khumbula, ubuza u-Shurik ukuba amise esikhundleni sakhe endlini ngenkathi esebenza. Cabanga ngalesi filimu, uma ungakhumbuli ukuthi u-Shurik uphatha kanjani imisebenzi yasekhaya, ukuthi yonke into iwela kanjani ezandleni zakhe. Futhi ukuthi ugijimela kanjani ugogo wakhe, ukuthi uyomsindisa bese emsindisa. Angikwazi ukuqonda into eyodwa! Washiya kanjani ingane encane yendlu eyodwa ??? Ngakho-ke, themba amadoda omntanakho emva kwalokhu!
Ingabe le filimu ayitholakali njengesibonelo esicacile sokuthi amadoda emakhaya awafanelanga? Ingabe le filimu ayibufakazi bokuthi le ndoda iyinhlangano ephelele ekhishini? Yiqiniso, le filimu yanele! Futhi uma ucabanga ukuthi lokhu kuyifilimu nje, ngitshele, akuzona iziqephu zamafilimu ezithathwe empilweni? Ukuze uqiniseke ngokugcwele, shiya umyeni wakho ekhishini ngembiza ebilisayo kanye nezingane ezingenakuqhathaniswa, bese uyahamba nabangani noma uya ezitolo uma ufuna ukubeka engozini umyalelo endlini kanye nempilo yezingane zakho ngoba ungazi ukuthi yini ongayilindela kumuntu uma engenzi ulawula isimo, futhi ngeke akwazi ukulawula isimo. Ukuze uqiniseke, khumbula i-movie ethi "Operation Y" futhi.
Ukuba ngowesifazane kunhle futhi kunzima kakhulu, futhi ukuba ngumama wendlu kunzima kakhulu. Futhi ngicabanga ukuthi akufanele ushayele umama wendlu engasebenzi, ngoba umsebenzi wakhe umsebenzi wendlu. Ukupheka, ukuhlanza, ukufaka izinsimbi, ukuhlanza nokugcinwa kwezindlu nokuphathwa kwengane. Futhi-ke, konke lokhu kuthatha usuku lonke, futhi ekupheleni kosuku owesifazane ukhathele hhayi ngaphansi kunalokho uma esebenza endaweni ethile edolobheni ngomalume omncane. Yilokho owesifazane wangempela owenza usuku lwakhe ekhaya lakhe, indoda kanye nezingane.
I-zapplpta akufanele ifake imali kuphela kumyeni wayo ngezidingo zomkhaya nezokungcola ezinembatho, kodwa kusengaphambili kudingekile ukuhlonipha, uthando, ukwethula, kanye nomklomelo kufanele kube ne-boucets chic kanye nezipho-izimanga kanye nothando. Ingabe abesifazana abawuthisi lokho ??? Futhi ukuthi amadoda ayazi konke okuyinkimbinkimbi yalesi sakhiwo, ngokuvamile kuvame ukuwashiya embuthaneni wezephutha ezifuywayo. Bavumele baqonde ukuthi kunjani ukuba ngumama wendlu, futhi ekugcineni baqale ukuqonda owesifazane!