Indlela yokufunda ukuba yi-bitch

"Manje uma ngingaba njalo ..." - ucabanga owesifazane waseRussia ophakathi, ebheka ama-antics obuhle obuhle obuvela ku-TV noma ukuthi i-glance ixazulula kanjani izinkinga zomunye umuntu. Noma owesifazane osemusha we-hamovatuyu, ophethe amagama ambalwa ukuze adlule umzila we-polyclinic futhi athole amaphupha okuqala nokuyimfihlo ngokuthatha izifundo zokufundisa amakhono we-bitch.


Ngakho-ke, ungayifunda kanjani ukuba yi-bitch? Ukuya kunoma yisiphi isitolo sezincwadi, ungathola kalula impendulo yalo mbuzo, ngoba amashalofu agcwele ama-editions ngamagama abambekayo: "Incwadi Enkulu Ye-Bitch", "I-Encyclopedia ye-Bitch", "Yiba Okuguquguqukayo Kwezingcono." Inombolo yalezi zincwadi ayikwazi ukubalwa, kodwa empeleni kuvela ukuthi izinhlobo ezinjalo zamabhuku ezincwadi azizange zinikeze isithombe esiphelele sokuziphatha kwabesifazane balolu hlobo futhi ziqukethe imiyalelo ngokuphelele indlela yokungahlonipheki, ukulimaza nokuhlambalaza wonke umuntu ngaphandle kokufiphaza ngesibindi esincane futhi Ngeke neze uxolise ngemuva kokuhlaselwa okunjalo ngamazwi. Ngokuqondene namadoda, lezi zincwadi zincoma ukuthi bonke abameleli besigamu esiphezulu sobuntu baphonswe esikhwameni, ukuze benze ama-knights ahloselwe. Iseluleko esinjalo sifana nesiqondiso esifushane semfundo yabesifazane.

Kodwa inhloso yalesi sihloko akuyona ukuthuthukisa inzondo yonke, kodwa ukusiza abesifazane ukuba bazifundise.

Ubani inhlanzi enjalo?

Ukuze unqume ukuthi uzofunda yini ukuba u-bitch noma cha, kuqala udinga ukuthola ukuthi ungubani. Izincazelo zithembeke ngaphezu kwesichazamazwi sesichazamazwi esichazamazwi esichazayo solimi lwesiRussia, esingatholakali. Esikhathini sesichazamazwi sikaDal, le ncazelo inikezwa leli gama: i-stinker yisidumbu sesilwane noma izinkomo ezifile; i-carrion, i-carrion. Ngingabazi ukuthi abesifazane bafuna lokhu. Esikhathini sesichazamazwi sase-Ozhegov, umthombo wanamuhla, kuthiwa: i-bitch iyisisulu, isiyaluyalu. Futhi akuyona into engcono kakhulu.

Iphuzu ukuthi manje incazelo yeli gama ishintshile kakhulu. Akusekho okwenza ukuthi imbala engalungile, ayikuhlukumezi futhi ihlukumeze, namuhla owesifazane ozibheka njenge-bitch akusho ukuthi uyisidumbu futhi u-scoundrel. Ngokuphambene nalokho, i-bitch yamanje ngumuntu onokuhlonipha futhi othakazelisayo ngezihlobo, abangane, nabangani, angasiza ezikhathini ezinzima, kodwa kulawo mazinga okuphila, uma kudingekile, eba yinkimbinkimbi, eqinile, ihlanganisa isizathu esibandayo. I-Bitch, njengombuso, igqoke kahle futhi igcobe kahle. Ngaphandle kwalokho kungumshayeli wokuqala.

Ngakho, okwamanje, i-bitch ingumqondo omuhle owazi ukubaluleka kwakhe kanye nabo bonke abantu abazungezile.

Indlu yesinkwa.

Owesifazane ovamile uziphatha kanjani ekhaya? Izingane - ukugeza indoda - ukuhlanza - ukupheka - futhi izingane - umyeni ... Umbuthano ononya. Futhi konke kwenzeka kanjani ku-bitch? Ungakholelwa - ngendlela efanayo, ngoba u-bitch wangempela uhlakaniphile kangangokuthi ngeke avumele ukuba abe ekhaya. Ngaphakathi kwemingcele yezilwane zomdabu, ungumfazi ovamile, kanye nathi sonke esidinga ukwesekwa komyeni wakhe, uthando lwezingane, ukufudumala nokududuza. Kodwa kukhona "kodwa", i-bitch ayinhle kakhulu. Uhlakaniphile ukuba anganaki ukukhala nokuhlambalaza, uxazulula imibuzo ngokuzibandakanya, kubandakanya isizathu esibandayo.

Ingabe kuwufanele ukufunda ukuba yi-bitch ekhaya? Yebo, yebo. Phela, lezi zici zingasiza ukulondoloza umndeni, hhayi ukutshela umyeni wokudlulela ngokweqile, ukuthola isinqumo esifanele kuphela. Ungafunda kanjani lokhu? Kulula kakhulu. Okokuqala, angigqoke isembatho esidala ekhaya, kepha kukhona okuthakazelisayo, kodwa akuyona into enhle kakhulu. Bese ususe ama-curl ezinwele futhi ungalokothi uphinde ugqoke. Futhi ukuze ube ngokwakho, umfazi ofanayo onothando nomhle, ongafuni izizathu zokuxabana, futhi ngisho nokubhekana nezinkinga kuxazululwa kalula futhi kahle. Phela, yilowo nalowo kithi uqobo nje, izimo ezithile zempilo zisisivimbela ekudaluleni thina.

Bambaza ehhovisi.

Kuningi okushiwo ngamabhodi emahhovisi. Ahluke kakhulu ku-bitch yasekhaya yasekhaya. Lezi zibala amantombazane ebhizinisi, abaphoqeleka ukuya enkambeni yezinga eliphezulu lomsebenzi. Ngesinye isikhathi, ngeshwa, emakhanda futhi kulokhu akunalo okulinganayo. I-Bitch iyakwazi lokho akudingayo ekuphileni, ihlolisise umsebenzi wayo ngokufanele, idinga okufanayo kumqashi. Uthola futhi, ngoba i-bitch ngeke ivumeleke ukwenza umsebenzi ezingeni elingezansi.

Indlela yokufunda ukuba yi-bitch ehhovisi? Okokuqala, qiniseka ukuthi lo msebenzi uyakuthanda, futhi uyakwazi ukuwenza ngezinga eliphezulu kakhulu. Uma kungenjalo, shintsha umsebenzi. Uma u-yebo-kholelwa kuwe, zama umphumela, uqale ukusebenza ngokuphefumula, futhi ungabheka iwashi ngokulindela kokuphela kosuku lokusebenza. Futhi, ubona, abaphathi bazobona imizamo yakho. Futhi lokhu kuyisisusa esengeziwe sokufisa phezulu, kuzo zonke izinto ezinhle kakhulu.

Umhlahlandlela ohlakaniphile, ukuthi ungafunda kanjani ukuba yi-bitch.