Izibonelo zezingqungquthela ezingcolile zocansi

Uma ubheka wena, amehlo omlingani wakho uye wacabanga ngokungafihliwe? Lokhu kusho ukuthi udinga ukuthatha isinyathelo ngokuphuthumayo futhi umphazamise ekucabangeni ngobulili ngesondo. Ikhono lokuhlela i-arc noma ukuqeqeshwa okumangalisayo kwamasipha womzimba ... Ngokuqinisekile umlingani uyazi ukuthi ungaziqhayisa ngezinqubo ezinhle zobulili. Futhi kuhle. Kodwa ngezinye izikhathi, ukuze amjabulise, lokhu akwanele. Phela, amadoda afana nezingane: afuna ukudlala.

Futhi umdlalo nemithetho abaza ngayo ngokwabo. Senze uhlu lokuzijabulisa abantu abaningi abaphupha ngokuziqaphela. Futhi iningi lalezi zinsuku zihlobene kakhulu nocansi - into eyinhloko yukuthi lokhu kuyintandokazi ongayithola ndawonye. Izibonelo zezingxoxo zocansi ezingavamile ziyisihloko salesi sihloko.

Ungumdlali wefilimu ethi "People X" futhi uhlale ekhungathe intamo yakhe embonweni we-blue diva Rebecca Stamos? Ngakho, ngolwesiLwesihlanu olulandelayo kufanele ubeke phezu kwe-gouache eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka uphinde udlale umdlalo obizwa nge- "Sex of Super Heroes": futhi ungacela ukugqoka ku-Spider-Man.

Yebo, bayakuthanda uma sithatha isinyathelo. Bavukela lapho thina ngokwethu sihlwitha izingubo zabo, sibashiya nje umsebenzi wokubuka (futhi intombazane evela phezulu yiphupho lomfana ononya kakhulu). I-apogee yalo mdlalo yizenzo zesimo esithandanayo esithathayo nomlingani olele: ngenkathi ebukela iphupho leshumi, uhamba phansi ngaphansi kwengubo futhi ... Kubalulekile ukukwenza ukuze avuke kakade ezindleleni ze-orgasm. Futhi lapho ethi usephuphile ngakho iminyaka engu-16, zama ukumangala.

Uyilandela ngokucophelela izitayela zemfashini - uhlale ubaluleke kakhulu kulezi zambatho zonyaka? Ngokuqinisekile kuyofanelana nendoda yakho, kodwa uma ubhinca ibhande lesitokisi, amasitokisi, ubhiya nezinkomishi 1/4 nama-microtunks ... Ngobusuku, iningi lazo azisebenzisela ukukhipha zonke lezi zibopho zokukhiya, akasoze akhohlwa.

Ezweni lanamuhla, abesifazane bavota ngokuvota ngesenzo esisheshayo nesicindezelayo sothando: mhlawumbe ngenxa yokuthi bayaqiniseka - yilokho abathanda ukuzithokozisa ekutheni umuntu abe nesifiso. Kodwa iqiniso liwukuthi ngezinye izikhathi abameleli bobulili obuqinile bafuna ukugijima noma kuphi futhi isikhathi eside, eside, eside kakhulu ukuhlala cishe endaweni enkulu ... Imfihlo ukugcina umlingani ukuba abe orgasmic, umdlalo omuhle kakhulu uyomyisa esibhakabhakeni .

Uyakwazi ukukhuluma ngokukhululekile kumlingani wakho ngezihloko ezithandana naye, ngaso sonke isikhathi umcele embhedeni ngalokho angathanda ukukukwenza nalokho okulindeleke kuwe, futhi uvele kalula ngezimo ezintsha zobusuku bakho? Kuhle! Kodwa ngezinye izikhathi kufanele unikele kokubili kwakho kanye nemicabango yakho ithuba lokuphumula: thenga amanoveli amaningana lapho izigcawu zothando zivame ukuhlangana nazo - futhi uzibuyisele ekamelweni lakho.

Izingane, ngisho noma sezikhulile, ziphindaphindiwe njalo kubantu abadala. Futhi engqondweni yengxenye yakho yesibili, futhi, kunesimo esingacacile sokuthi abazali bakhe bathanda kanjani uthando: ukukhanya kuvuliwe, wayesegumbini lokulala esithende, yena, ezama ukungenzi umsindo, uyasusa ibhulukwe lakhe ... Imisebenzi efana ne "Madmen" ne "Life" e-Mars "sikhala ngesifiso sethu sokungazi ukuthi sizophila kanjani okhokho babo: lapho ubulili bubonakala sengathi abukho, yingakho kwakumnandi kakhulu ukuhlanganyela. Fundisisa izinto ezifanele zevidiyo futhi phambili - esikhathini esedlule! I-Retrosorochki ngendlela, isathengiswa emasitolo. Ukulungiselela ubulili obungalawulwayo, ungakhohlwa ukuthi isitoreji sibe namaphakethe apholile.

Ukulinganisa okulinganiselwe kwamasondo, umqhubi uhlinzeka ngebheyi yembhedeni kanye netiyi le-tart, abathengisi be-gzhel, ama-corn kanye ne-crayfish scrape emafasiteleni eziteshini. Yidla emotweni yokudlela, buyela emuva egumbini lakho, udonsa amakhetheni futhi uvumele ukujula kwesigqi sokwakheka kunikeze isoka isisindo sezingxabano zakhe. Uma ulala ocansini, kukhona okuvela embukisweni - ukububula kwakho ngeke kusale ukungabaza phakathi kwabanye abahamba nabo ngenxa yokuthi umbhangqwana wakho othakazelisayo uhambe ngokushesha kakhulu ohlangothini. Futhi ukuthandana - emva kwakho konke umqondo wokuthi endleleni eya enargasm enchanting uzowela ingxenye yesifunda saseTver, kuyalimaza kakhulu.

Njengoba wazi, uKesari wayeyindoda ethandeka kakhulu kulo lonke umbuso, futhi ubuhle bezinqaba ngokuvamile baba omama abahloniphekile ... Ngokuvamile, umfana odla i-omelet ophekwe, naye angathanda ukuzizwa enjengenkosi, nawe-isihloko sakhe esiqotho. Isifiso sokulawula owesifazane olungele ukulalela, emadodeni ase-subcortex: sebenzisa itafula, ugeze izinyawo zakhe ngamanzi nge-chamomile, u-bunks bese ulindele ukuba aqale ukugxila nokulawula.

Ngemuva kokuthi ufunde zonke izingcaphuno eziyisishiyagalolunye zakho ezithembekile futhi wadlala nazo ezinganeni nakubantu abadala, sekuyisikhathi sokulahla yonke imibhalo yomsebenzisi futhi nje ... kumdumise futhi, ngaphandle kokucabanga ngezimo nemiphumela, yenza uthando! Menze enze into efanayo - ubulili, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi kunjenge-wrestling, noma indawo yomndeni, akusiyo kuphela impilo enempilo, kodwa futhi iyabuqabula. Kuyasiza ngaso sonke isikhathi ukwazi ukuthi ukukhathazeka kwabashadile bakho kusekhona.

Izinganekwane mayelana nemicabango yakhe, okungcono ukuyikhohlwa:

Amadoda acabanga ukuthi afuna lokhu, futhi ucabanga ukuthi amadoda ayayifuna, ngoba kumafilimu abukeka ekholisayo futhi enhle kakhulu. Kodwa ukhilimu obandayo nokushisa komzimba ophilayo akuhambisani.

Isenzo esiseduze, esikhiqizwa ngamamitha ayizinkulungwane eziningana, sinikeza isizathu sokuziqhayisa phambi kwabahlobo. Kodwa-ke, noma yimuphi umuntu, oqotho enhliziyweni uzovuma ukuthi akuyona into engathandeki ukubhala kuye ngendlela efanele ngesikhathi sezindiza. Futhi ukwenza izinto eziyinkimbinkimbi ngisho nangaphezulu.

Yebo, amadoda aphupha ngokuhlanganyela engqungqutheleni yezocansi yangempela, kepha ngikholelwa: lapho ebona iqembu lamadoda nabesifazane besifazane behamba ngokungahambisani nendawo efihliwe, uzofuna ukuphuma ngokushesha nomsebenzi ohlukile kokubili.

Inhlabathi noma amatshe amakhulu amancane (ukungasho okukhulu!), Isikhumba esinamandla, ukuqubuzana. Brrr! Akujabulisi kakhulu futhi kuyingozi ngisho nempilo.

Uma ngabe wena noma umlingani wakho ningeke nithole isikhathi sokubona le fantasti ekuphileni kwasebusheni bakho, manje ungazami ukwenza - kungakhathaliseki ukuthi imoto yakho ivulekile kangakanani, ama-bumps kanye nama-abrasions aqinisekisiwe kokubili. Kungcono ukumane usicindezele ngokuthinta ngenkathi umiswa, futhi uhambe ekamelweni lokulala. Noma ekhishini, endlini yokugezela, ebhaleni - eziningi zokukhetha!