Izinkinga zokuqonda okufanayo emsebenzini

Le mpikiswano ayikho ubudlelwane obuqondile kimi, futhi kusuke kunzima kakhulu ukusebenza.
Ngesikhathi ngithola umsebenzi ngemva kwesikhathi eside "sokuhamba indiza", abangane bami bazimisele ukungizisola-futhi bamangala lapho ngibonisana nebhishi lokubhinca i-girlish.
Abazange bakholwe nami:
- Futhi ngubani owakhononda ukuthi akakwazanga ukugcina isimiso esicacile usuku nosuku, ngubani owayedlula, wayezojoyina kanjani abantu abangajwayelekile?
- Awugcwali isikhathi esigcwele njengoba upende! - Ngahleka. - Uhlelo olucacile lungashintsha. Ngeziphathimandla ungavuma ngokuthula. Futhi eqenjini ukusebenza mnandi ngisho nangokwengeziwe ne-monitor kanye ne-cactus! Abantu abaphilayo futhi basize, futhi bajabule, futhi "ukudla" ikhekhe kuzophatha ...
"Honeymoon" nomsebenzi omusha wahlala cishe izinyanga eziyisithupha. Lapho ngithole umnyango ekuqoqweni ngamapups epulasitiki ngesandla. Ngaziswa ngendoda encane enezinwele ezimfushane: "Lo ngu-Anna wethu, ngokuya kwesimiso! Manje uzoba nemingcele encane, ukudansa!" Ngangazi ukuthi kwakukhona abaqambi ababili kule nkampani ngaphambili, kodwa ngonyaka odlule nengxenye abaphathi baye bazuza futhi abazange bathathe indawo "yokuthatha umhlalaphansi ekukhulelwe". Kuhle ukuthi inkambo yengqondo yomphathi ishintshile futhi umthwalo uzohlukaniswa kabili! Ngamemezela isilonda "sokwenza ihhovisi lijabulise kakhulu." Ikhulile!

I-Battle of the Titans
Akumangalisi ukuthi lo mfana osemncane wayemelelwe igama eligcwele: U-Anna wayeyintombazane eyaziqhenya, engaziphendulelanga ngokukhetha okunciphisa. Kodwa ngemuva kwamehlo akhe kwavela iziqu zokuziqhenya. Kubonakala sengathi akuwona wonke umuntu ojabule ngokubuya komklami wesibili ... Ngafunda imininingwane yomshini wekhofi emgodini. Ngaphambi kokuba ngifike, umnyango wethu "wanikezwa" nguPeter Alekseevich. Naphezu kwegama lobukhosi, le ndoda eneminyaka emaphakathi ayizange ibonise izimfanelo zokulwa ekuthunyelwe kwakhe. Ukusebenza ngaphansi kobuholi bakhe kwaba ukuthi ngubani uNkulunkulu ozobeka umphefumulo wakhe emphefumulweni. Ubani owazama ngokwakhe - wabonisa iklasi eliphezulu, owayengumuntu ovilaphayo - wakhipha inhlekelele. UChef Chief uqobo akazange aphakamise isandla sakhe ukuze axoshe isihlobo sakhe somkakhe, owenza okuningi emndenini. "Ukuhamba ngokuhlakanipha" kwenziwa: imisebenzi yenhlangano yanikezwa ePolina ehlakaniphile futhi esebenzayo, futhi u-Alekseevich wahlala kuphela "i-zave" ehlobisa futhi wasuswa ezinqumweni ezibalulekile.

U-Anna ungomunye wabaqashi. U-Alekseevich akazange amvimbele ekusebenziseni imibono yokudala kakhulu. Kodwa lapho umama osemncane eshiya ingane kumakhulukazi wakhe futhi washeshe wabuyela ebhizinisini lakhe eliyintandokazi, wathola "indoda engaphezu kwakhe", engathandeki kakhulu nenqubo yokusebenza, nombono wakhe yonke imininingwane - nomqondo wokuthi "ukudala" ngokujwayelekile ... Ngidinga ukuchaza, kungani kulwa phakathi kuka-Anna noPolina?
Angizange ngilindele ukuthi ngenxa yomthunzi ohlaza okwesibhakabhaka noma ubukhulu be-asterisk ephepheni, omunye angamhlasela umakhelwane. Ngingumuntu ophezulu. Ukuhlelwa engikwenzile akufanelekile - ngiyakwazi ukuyibuyisela. Futhi-ke wathola i-scythe etsheni! UPauline akayithandi umkhiqizo "okhiqiza" u-Anna. Futhi akayithandi iziqondiso!

Esikhathini esiphezulu
Manje singakwazi ukudubula uchungechunge. Noma i-movie yesenzo. Ehhovisi kusukela ekuseni ekuseni, emoyeni iphunga le-valerian, umnyango ushaya ngogesi. Futhi ikhompyutheni yami iphakathi nje, enkabeni yalePompeii. Futhi bangidonsela njengendophi. Indlebe engakwesokunxele kufanele ilalele ukuthukuthela kukaPolina: "Ubonile lokho akwenzile! Ngitshele indlela engamukelwa ngayo!" Imibhikisho ka-Anna ithululwa ngakwesokudla: "Bheka ukuthi wangibhalela, lezi zidingo ezingenakwenzeka, akunjalo?" Lokhu-ke, akuyona umsebenzi wami - ukukhulumisana phakathi kwamaqembu aphikisayo, kodwa umuntu akakwazi ukuhlala kude. Udinga ukuveza umbono wakho. Futhi angifuni ukuthatha izinhlangothi! Mina, mhlawumbe, ngiyi-pacifist ngokuqiniseka ... Kodwa-ke, imizamo yami yokuchitha umoya ngomoya kaLeopold: "Bafana, masihlale ngokuthula! Ekuqapheliseni kwami ​​kusukela engxoxweni yakho yebhizinisi kakade isisindo sezinzwa siqala!" - ungasebenzi. Kuphi ukuthola iziqu zokuthi akuyona kuphela umklami, kodwa futhi nomenzi wokuthula? Noma funda ku-abstract futhi ubheke iziphepho ezungeze ngezwi leBuddha yethusi? Noma ... Kanjani okunye ukugcina izinzwa zakho zisondelene nezimo zempi?