Sabuza amadoda ambalwa ukuthi owesifazane kufanele abukeke kanjani emehlweni abantu abathandwayo.
Sabuza:
1. Nguyiphi inkulumo ongayithandi kakhulu ukuzwa owesifazane futhi ngani?
2. Ubani kulaba besifazane nalokho okushiwo manje "ngiyabonga"?
3. Isimo sakho esingavamile nakwesifazane.
4. Uhlobo lwabesifazane abathandayo nabathandekayo.
5. Uba nomona ngani ngabesifazane?
U-Andrey Kharitonov, umlingisi
1. Ngiyakuzonda ukuphenywa, ngiqala ukusongela: "Uke ubephi?" Kubonakala kimi ukuthi akekho umfazi ohlakaniphile oyozibuza umbuzo onjalo kumyeni wakhe. Ngaphezu kwalokho, uma inhloko enecala yomndeni iqala ukuphenduka, zibekezelele, kuyilapho ikhuphuka inguqulo emva kwenguqulo, owesifazane ohlakaniphile ngaphandle kokumemeza uzonikeza: "Masikhulume kusasa". Ngosuku olulandelayo uzobonisa izimangaliso zokubambisana, ngeke kukhulise isimo futhi ngeke siqale ukukhumbula izolo ... Akekho ubudlelwano nomunye wesifazane, owangiphenya, engangezanga.
2. Omama. Ngamthanda ngempela ubaba, umbuso wakhe wasezulwini. Kodwa yena wakhulela futhi ngokuphelele konke okusemandleni akhe wanikezwa yena kuphela ngumama wakhe. Into kuphela engazange ayichaze, ngoba wayengazi okuningi ngalokhu, lolo thando, ubulili, ukuhlalisana, umndeni, ukuzalwa kwengane kukhona imiqondo ehlukile.
Ngitshela umkami u-Olga njengamanje "ngiyabonga" ngokubekezela kwakhe okumangalisayo. Ngiyavuma ukuthi kunzima kimi ukukhuthazela. Kodwa yini engingayenza? Ngithanda ukuhlala yedwa kunanoma yini emhlabeni. Ngizama ukuxhumana nabantu ngangokunokwenzeka. Ikhompyutha, i-TV, umculo, inja elele eceleni kwami - yilokho engikudinga injabulo ephelele. Owesifazane emehlweni abantu abathandwayo kufanele afane ne-diamond pendant entanyeni yomuntu onamandla.
3. Ngamazwi onke kubo bonke abesifazane, njalo nginezimo eziningi kakhulu. Angiqondi ukuthi kungani, kodwa ngokuvamile abesifazane baqala ukuzikholisa ukuthi ngingumkhulu wabo ngehhashi elimhlophe. Futhi mina eqinisweni kuwo wonke umuntu wesifazane, hhayi umlingo wezinyoka. Ngihlale ngikhuluma nabesifazane ngokuvulekile, ngomusa, ngobuqotho. Ngokusobala, emva kwenkhulumomphendvulwano evamile, ukubonakala kuvela ngephutha ... Ezimweni ezinjalo, esikhathini esidlule angitholi ubuhlobo, angiphumi. Noma ubani owakhiwe ngokwakhe-makabe eseziveza yena ngokwakhe.
4. Isithonjana kuphela, engingakhothama kuso, nguNastya Vertinskaya. Futhi labo abangithandi ngempela, angikhumbuli.
5. Ngangilokhu ngimhawukela ilungelo labesifazane ukuma yedwa futhi ngingabheki isimo, ikhono lokuzivikela. Yiqiniso, isikhathi manje yilokhu: Amaphesenti angama-80 abesifazane besilisa abathandwayo kuphela abenza kanjalo, ukuthi baziphendulele, benze umsebenzi, nakuba banelungelo lokuhamba eceleni futhi banikeze izinsizwa kubantu abadlalwayo. Indoda yangempela ihlukile ngoba inesibopho sayo kanye nowesifazane.
U-Oleg Panyuta, umethuli we-TV
1. Kuyinto engathandeki kakhulu ukuzwa izindebe zabesifazane zingaphenduliwe. Yiqiniso, anginalo ilungelo lokufunda ukuziphatha, kodwa ngokuvamile ngithi ngendlela edlala ukudlala: "Awu, uyintombazane, akunjalo?"
2. Ngiyabonga umama uLyudmila Alekseevna ukuthi ngesikhathi sakhe wangivumela, insizwa encane engayinaki, emtatsheni wezincwadi zomndeni ukuthatha incwadi ethi "The Structure of the Female Organism" (kubonakala sengathi ibizwa kanjalo), nokufunda kusukela "kuya" kuya "Mina". Umama, eqinisweni, wabona ukuthi ingane yakhe ibukeka kanjani ecstasy, noma kunjalo, ayizange ithinte isithakazelo sami, ayizange imemezele, ayizange isuse. Ngemva kokufunda lo msebenzi, mina ngokwami, ngineminyaka engu-14, ngathenga incwadi emfushane ethi "Boy and Girl. Ifomula lobuhlobo obuseduze. " Kodwa lokhu kwakuwukuphela kweminyaka engu-70 - ekuqaleni kwama-80! E-USSR, ke, hhayi ukuthi kwakungekho ubulili - akekho owake wacabanga ngokuthi "ukungcola" akuzange avume. Yonke imibuzo i yacaciswa ezingeni le "pistils kanye neziqu". Mina, umzimba omncane okhulayo, ngidinga ulwazi oluthile. Futhi ngathola.
Futhi-ke, ngifuna ukubonga uMarina umkami ngokungivumela ukuba ngizizwe nginjengomfana osemncane ngineminyaka engama-39! Uma kukhona umehluko phakathi kuka-16 phakathi kwezindlalifa, lokhu kunomuzwa ohluke ngokuphelele. Ekugcineni ngangiyeka ukubhema, nakuba ngangingaziwa njengomuntu oshisayo. Manje sekuphoqelekile ukuba ubukeke kahle, ukugcina ubusha. Phela, ukuba owesifazane emehlweni abantu abadumile kuwubufakazi obukhulu bokuhlakanipha nokuhlanzeka kwesifazane.
3. Ngesikhathi simenywe ukugubha usuku lokuzalwa lomculi odumile no-Yuri Gorbunov. " Futhi sasinguDaphne noJosephine kusukela "Ku-Jazz Only Girls". Sashintshe ngokukhethekile izicathulo zobukhulu obungama-43 esithendeni esisezingeni eliphezulu nesipulatifomu, sathenga izingubo ezifashisayo kakhulu ngesamba esikhulu se-paetochek.
Futhi la ma-pantyhose ... Inani lempahla esebenzayo ukuthi owesifazane udinga ukubukeka enhle futhi azizwe eqiniseka, ubeka umuntu ngendlela eshaqisayo. Ngashaywe ekujuleni komphefumulo wami ukuthi kuvela ukuthi nina, besifazane, nizihlupha ngokuzithandela futhi nizihlupha nsuku zonke, futhi nithole injabulo engacabangi. Ngikhumbula ukuthi ngukuphi ukuhlwithwa kamuva ngatshela umngane wami ukuthi ngembethe uhlobo luni logqoko engangikugqoke ngalo, yiziphi izinto ezikuyo, okuyizinto ezibonakalayo. Waphakamisa izandla zakhe: "Ungesabisa! Ngisho nabesifazane abahlebezi ngezinto zabo ngekhanda elinjalo njengawe, uPanyuta. "
4. Ngiyakhathazeka kakhulu ngabesifazane abangasho ngokuzwakalayo: "Ngilungele ukuba njalo futhi ngizoba yinhloko yenkampani, ibhange, umqondisi wesiteshi, ngisho nomongameli." Futhi ngenhloso yokuya emgomweni wabo. Angisho ukuhamba ngezidumbu - ngikhuluma ngendlela ecacile ehilela ubunzima, ukungabi namalungelo, ama-tsunami, kodwa lokho akuvimbeli owesifazane futhi ngenxa yalokho kumholela ekunqobeni. Ngesikhathi esifanayo, ngiyahlukumeza kakhulu amahloni abesifazane, i-drones yabesifazane, abangatholi kuphela ukuthola zonke izibusiso ezivela esibhakabhakeni - kungaba kumngane womshado noma kumthandi - ngakho ngokucophelela, ngaphandle kokuhlazeka, bayifaka esikhwameni sabo.
5. Ngimhawukela ukuthi abesifazane banikezwa izinyanga eziyisishiyagalolunye ngaphambi kokuba abantu bazizwe beyingane.
Oleg Mihaylyuta (Bassoon), umculi
1. Okungaziwa: "Kodwa nginitshele! Ngikutshele! "Ngalesi sithokozo kufihliwe kakhulu ... Isiphetho siyinto elula kakhulu. Iphuzu lokuqala: owesifazane uhlale eqinisile. Uma lona wesifazane engalungile, bona iphuzu elilodwa.
2. Okokuqala - abaningi sibonga umama. Indlela engaba ngayo ngenxa yakhe.
Ngifuna ukusho ukuthi ngiyabonga uthisha wami wokuqala uMira Grigorievna Beribitskaya. Amakilasi amathathu okuqala esikoleni, angizange ngiqonde ukuthi kusho ukuthini ukukholwa kimi. Ingabe umfana wayephansi kakhulu. Mira Grigorevna wathola kimi ukuzethemba, ukuthi ngingenza okuningi futhi konke kungaphakathi kwamandla ami. Ngaya esikoleni ngamantombazane anomculo onezintandokazi. Nginawonye, izingane ezivela emindenini yomculo oyinzalo-amadodakazi, amadodana abaqambi abadumile, abaculi, abaqhubi, bebanjwe. Ngangisebenza nabo kwakubonakala sengathi ngingumfana ongenangqondo, kusukela emgwaqweni. Umndeni wami ulula kakhulu. Lokho kwakungenalutho. Mira Grigorievna wangifundisa indlela yokunqoba izinkimbinkimbi. Ngiyabonga u-Alina owayengumfazi wangaphambili. Naphezu kokuthi sasiqhekekile, asizange sihlanganyele nezitha ezimbi kunabo bonke, kodwa sihlale sinobuhlobo obuhle. Futhi lokhu kuyimfanelo yakhe.
3. Kungakadluli edlule, ngabangane ababaziyo kanye ne-Inthanethi, ngabanjwa phansi intombazane esasihlangana naye olwandle eminyakeni eyi-15 eyedlule. Phakathi kwethu kwakunomusa weholide. Futhi sisenomfudumalo omkhulu, amahlaya kanye nesithakazelo sokumba yonke imicimbi yehlobo. Ukuzizwa kwemizwa yimizwelo yangempela yabantu.
4. Ngiyathanda abesifazane, abavela kuwo amandla e-crazy. Futhi ukubonakala lapha kulesibili. Uyini umehluko, ubomvu, i-blonde, i-brunette, owokuqala noma wesine ubukhulu besifuba sakhe? Into esemqoka yi-charisma. Amantombazane anesifo esibucayi kakhulu anesifo esibucayi futhi anesisindo.
5. Ngimhawukela isipho esivela kuNkulunkulu esisodwa abesifazane ababona emehlweni abantu-ukunikeza umuntu impilo. Futhi ngezinye izikhathi - intuition yesifazane.
USergey Pritula, umbukisi, umphathi we-TV
1. "Anginakho ukugqoka." Ngokuyinhloko, lokhu kukhononda ngabesifazane abanesigqebhezana esigcwele.
2. Kukhona owesifazane omuhle emhlabeni obizwa ngokuthi u-Olesya Mikhailovna. Nguye owake waqinisa ngokuqinile ukuthi ngibe umlaleli we-Minor Academy of Sciences, lapho ngifunda khona iminyaka emibili, ngilwela umsebenzi wesayensi omkhulu, ngaleyo ndlela uthole ithuba lokungeniswa okukhethekile enyuvesi. Mkhothamele phansi. Futhi ngokuvamile empilweni yami kwakukhona abesifazane abaningi abanginika iseluleko esinengqondo kakhulu. Ngakho-ke, ngokushesha ngithi: "Ngiyabonga kakhulu!"
3. Kwakukhona isimo esingenakulibaleka empilweni yami. ELondon. Ngingumlingisi e-cafe esiteshini sefilimu. Nginawonye, intombazane yaseSpain isebenza njenge-waitress. Ngesinye isikhathi, ukuze ngithuthukiswe ngokujwayelekile, ngamcela ukuba angifundise imisho embalwa elula eSpanishi. Ufundisile. Ngikhumbula ukuthi le nkulumo yaqala cishe kanje: "Lezo zindawo, i-carinho ..." Ngakusasa mina, ukuhlanganisa izinto engangizihlanganise nazo, ngenyukela kuye futhi ngishiya lokho ayekufundisile. IsiSpain njenge-zaoret, njenge-zavereshchit, njengama-fist azogijima! Ngokushesha wathola umnikazi we-cafe, amaphoyisa, nami sashintshwa ngokushesha ... ukuhlukunyezwa ngokobulili! Kwavela ukuthi leli gama elibi lihunyushwe cishe kanje: "Ngiyakuthanda, othandekayo, othandekayo ..." Yebo, ngilindele noma yikuphi ukuphenduka kwezenzakalo, kodwa kunjalo! Ngukuthi, umeluleki wangikhanyisa kuqala, futhi ngenxa yesayensi yakhe yabeka. Uphi logical?
4. Ukuze ngithande, okokuqala, owesifazane kufanele abe smart. Okwesibili, kufanele abe nomqondo wokuhlekisa. Okwesithathu, kufanele kube mnandi, kodwa ngaphandle kwama-kinks, njengokungathi u-hypertrophied gaiety ngokuvamile ugoqelwe ekuhlaleni. Futhi angithandi ngempela - "Ngiyagula futhi ngiphuza owesifazane"!
5. Ngiyabukela ukuzwa kwe-female orgasm. Manje, uma mina, ngolunye usuku, ngingaba ngowesifazana, ngingahlala ngilale nendoda ukuze ngithole ukuthi yonke into ebukeka kanjani kusukela ekubukeni kwabaphikisi ebuhlotsheni bobulili.
U-Alexey Potapenko (Potap), umbukiso
1. Ngiyakuzonda le nkulumo: "Ngidinga ukukhuluma nawe ngokungathí sina." Ngalokhu kungafihla lutho: ukukhulelwa okungadingeki noma umzamo wokuboleka imali, noma isifiso sokwakha ubuhlobo bethu. Ngalesi sisho kukhona umbuzo omkhulu wembuzo, futhi ngiyazonda imibuzo, ziyangethusa. Njengomuntu ovamile.
2. Ngiyambonga umkami u-Ira ngendodana yakhe. Umama - ngalokho engangibelethile. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ngifuna ukubonga umamazala. Ungcono kakhulu, ngimthanda.
3. Ngithanda abesifazane abaqinile, kodwa hhayi zaznak. Ngizonda ukuhlukumezeka kwabantu besifazane, ukunxusa, imikhuba emibi. Isimemezelo esikhulu kubo bonke abesifazane ngaphandle kokungafani. Angithandi ukulwa nabesifazane. Uma ubulili obubuthakathaka buqala ukubusa ngokuqinile, mina-ke, ngizobekezelela isikhathi, kodwa kunomkhawulo kukho konke.
5. Njengoba uJames Belushi esho kwelinye lamafilimu: "Uma bengingowesifazane, angiyikushiya indlu. Ngangihlala phambi kwesibuko ngizibethe phezu kwesifuba esihle. "