UGarik Martirosyan nomndeni wakhe

Kungani kuhlelo lokusebenza elithi "Comedy Club" amahlaya mayelana nomndeni cishe akalokothi kwenzeke? Garik Martirosyan. Cha, kunjalo. Kodwa okungajwayelekile. Futhi hhayi ngenxa yokuthi awufuni ukuhleka usulu ngakho, akuyona into ehle kakhulu. Kunezinye izinto eziningi, okungenangqondo. Kodwa uma ucindezela, singagcwalisa le gap. Futhi sizoba nenqubo yonke. Isibonelo, ngoJuni 1, usuku lwezingane. Futhi manje ake sikhulume ngomndeni ... NgoJanuwari, iminyaka engu-10 izovela, njengoba sahlangana noJeanne. Wafika emkhosini we-KVN ovela eStvropol ukusekela iqembu leyunivesithi, futhi ngahamba ngeJerevan nge "New Armenians". Phakathi kwesinye sezinhlangothi sasiba khona etafuleni elifanayo. Ukuhlwa konke ukuxoxa, kodwa akukaze kushintshwe amafoni. Khona-ke uJeanne waya ngokuphuthumayo ukuba athathe izivivinyo. Umhlangano omusha wenzeke ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, kumkhosi olandelayo we-KVN, futhi eSochi. Futhi emva kwalokho, asikaze sahlukana.

Wayengubani umntwana?
Ngo-2000 sanquma ukushada. Sasiba nemishado emibili: eyodwa eYerevan yomndeni nezihlobo, kanti eyesibili eCyprus - intsha. ECyprus, konke kwenzeka ngokuzumayo: sahamba lapho ngama concerts, futhi sasihlale isikhathi esiningi. Umshado wawunamahloni kakhulu, ohluke ngokuphelele kwabanye. Cabanga nje: NgoSeptemba, iKyprus ine-35 degrees of heat, ithimba le "New Armenians" ngokugcwele. Amatafula ayemi eduze kwamachibi amakhulu, amamitha amathathu ukusuka kithi ashayela uLwandle iMedithera. Zonke izivakashi zazibhukuda kusihlwa. Futhi ngigqokile. Kodwa uJeanne waqhubeka eqine futhi kwaze kwaba sekusa-5 esembathweni somshado.
UJasmine emndenini wakho weza ngokuhamba kwesikhathi.
Yebo, sekuyisikhathi eside siphupha ngomntwana, kodwa sifuna ukuqala, kuphela uma sivikelekile ngokwezimali. Ekugcineni sathola indlu yethu. Futhi-ke-nendodakazi encane. Ngendlela, uJasmine wazalwa ngo-Agasti 20, kuwuphawu lukaLeo. UJeanne wayefuna ngempela ukuthi ingane ibe yi "Lion cub". Uyayithanda ngempela lesi sibonakaliso, umama wakhe - naye uLeo. Asizange senze okuthile ngokuqondile.

Khumbula imizwa yomhlangano wokuqala nomntwana?
Ngambona ihora nehafu ngemva kokuzalwa kwakhe. Ngangingaqondi lutho ngaleso sikhathi. Angizange ngibone ukuthi impilo yethu ishintshile. Ngacabanga ngesimo sikaZhanna ngaphezulu. Ngikhumbula ukuthi indodakazi yethu ithathwe kanjani kithi: wayencane kakhulu. Kakhulu kakhulu. Ngisho ngaphansi kwamakhilogremu amathathu. Angizange ngilindele ukuthi kube mncane kangaka. Lapho uJasmine esibona, ngesizathu esithile waqala ukukhala.

Ekuqaleni kwakukhona abanye abasizi?
Umsizi wokuqala wayengumama, owayevela eJerevan ngokukhethekile ngenxa yomzukulu wakhe. Umama kaZhanna wasuka eSochi. Ngemva kwalokho, umhlengikazi wabonakala. Ngoba wonke umuntu wayephelile. Izintelezi zokulala ebusuku esizihlangene ndawonye: NginguJeanne encane - okuningi kakhulu. Unyaka wokuqala jikelele wawunzima. UJasmine ungumntwana ongenasici, futhi uma kuqhathaniswa nalokho okwakukhona ekuqaleni, manje konke kuhle kakhulu. Impilo yakho ishintshile kakhulu kusukela ekuzalweni kwengane? Ngaphambilini, uJeanne wahamba nami kuzo zonke izinkambo. Manje akakwazi ukwenza lokhu. Yebo, futhi mina kufanele ngiyeke uhambo olude. Ngoba akunakwenzeka. Futhi manje lezi zivakashi zikhona, zithi, njengawo, "umlingiswa wephuzu", izikhathi ezimbili noma kathathu ngenyanga.

Ingabe ukwesaba kakhulu ukuwashiya wedwa?
Lokhu, okokuqala. Okwesibili, ukhathele yizo zonke lezi zihamba, izindiza, amahhotela ezinye. Kukhona indlu, nephuzu. Mhlawumbe ngizobuthelela amandla futhi ... thatha indodakazi yami ekuhambeni.
Uhlabelela okuningi. Wonke amathoyizi akhe amathandayo ayimculo. Kukhona upiyano omncane onemikrofoni, futhi uhlabelela kule microphone. Akekho, ngokombono wami, akazange amfundise lokhu. Uyazi ngenhliziyo zonke izingoma zeqembu elithi "Fabrika". Wathenga i-CD-wayifunda. UGeorge Michael wenza. Futhi uPaul McCartney. Yebo, ngokujulile! Angazi ukuthi ngabe uzwa, kodwa uzwa isigqi kahle. Ubuye afunde izinkondlo, achaze imibala, ahlukanise izibalo. Udweba okuningi - inhlanzi, ama-walruses kanye nezimpawu eziningi. Manje uJasmine uvele esazi ezinye izincwadi futhi angabhala izinombolo. Akubona bonke:
"Zonke izingane zikhula ngendlela yazo, Uyini umehluko - ingabe ingane izofunda izinhlamvu eminyakeni emibili noma emithathu?"

Yilabo kuphela abathanda - owodwa, abane, cha. UJasmine ukhuluma nini? Ukuthembeka, kakade asikhumbuli. Kodwa ngokuqinisekile wayengekho. Wayemangalisa kangaka! Ngolunye usuku wathi amagama amaningi ngesikhathi esisodwa: umama, ubaba, kanye namagama azo zonke amathoyizi akhe athandwayo. Ukuhlabelela nokukhuluma, ngendlela, waqala cishe ngasikhathi sinye. Emva kwalokho, unyaka nengxenye kamuva, wadlala ngenhliziyo izinkondlo esizifundayo. Ngangingakholelwa ukuthi ingane encane ingazikhumbula kakhulu!
Ngandlela-thile, ngisanda kumfundisa enye inkondlo. Kodwa ngemva kokuyeka ukuyiphinda, uJasmine wamkhohlwa ngokuphelele. Ngoba lide futhi liyinkimbinkimbi.
Iyini inkondlo? Isi-Armenia. Ngikholelwa ukuthi uJasmine kufanele azi ulimi lwase-Armenia. Uzofunda isiRussia kangcono kune-Armenian. Kubalulekile ukuthi aqonde, axoxe futhi abhale ngesi-Armenia.
Ingabe kuyofika ngokufanelekayo kuye, angazi. Kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi uzophinde afundise izingane zakhe.

Ukuziqhenya ngokuba ingane enekhono?
Cha, kungcono kakhulu injabulo. Zonke izingane zikhula ngendlela yazo. Uyini umehluko - ingabe ingane izofunda izinhlamvu eminyakeni emibili noma emithathu?
Yebo, uyinkosikazi enkulu. Ulwa, ushaya izingane ezincane. Lapho eqala ukushaya othile enkantolo, sasicabanga ukuthi kwenzeke ngengozi. Sasimthukuthelela kakhulu, sachaza - ngeke sikwenze. Futhi thina naively sanquma ukuthi wayeqonda. Kodwa lokhu akuphelanga lapho. Waqala ngobuqili: ukungaqapheli - kufika kumntwana futhi uqala ukumshaya, ukumamukela. Futhi ngokushesha nje lapho siphenduka, sizobamba ngokuqinisekile ... Sinezinhloni kakhulu: enye ingane ayikho kakhulu ebuhlungwini obuvela ekusizini kuqala ukukhala. Sithemba ngempela ukuthi uJasmine uzodlula maduzane. Futhi ekhaya, udinga iso neso. Muva nje, uJasmine waqala ukubuka izithombe. Kodwa ingxenye enkulu ayiboni kakhulu esikrinini njengoba ekhuluma ngalokho akubona nje - uhleka, uyakhamuluka ngenjabulo. Ulwandle lwemizwelo. Babefuna ukumyisa emdlalweni wezemidlalo - abazange baqaphele, bazokuqeda ukudlala!

Uma ushiya amasonto amabili noJasmine - ngokuyiqiniso, ungakwenza?
Cha, kunjalo. Angikwazi ngisho nokuthenjwa nganezingane amahora amathathu. Kodwa ngihlale ngimlalisa. Ngimbeka i-CD kaGeorge Michael Ladies noGentlemen. Ukuzikhethela akuyona ingozi - uma sibeka uFrank Sinatra, akazange alele ngaphansi kwalo. Sazama abadlali abaningi. Kunenye indlela - uPeter Ilyich Tchaikovsky, "Waltz of Flowers".
Uhlela kanjani ukugubha uNyaka Omusha?
Asazi okwamanje, kwakungekho isikhathi sokucabanga.

Futhi uhlangabezane kanjani noMnyaka Omusha Wokugcina?
Angikhumbuli. Ngakho kwahamba kahle. Ngokuvamile siqala ukugubha ekhaya. Futhi-ke nomkami siya endaweni ethile. Uyabona, angikhumbuli ngisho nalapho. Ngakho, kwakunguNyaka Omusha wangempela.
Vumela uNyaka Omusha ezweni lethu izingane eziningi zizozalwa. Futhi ukuthi owesifazane ngamunye angaba nezingane eziningi njengoba efuna. Akukho okumele kunciphise owesifazane kule sifiso. Ngoba uma ingane izalwa, umhlaba uphendukela. Ukuba ngumama, owesifazane uba nomusa, enhle kakhulu, ehlakaniphile. Kodwa into eyinhloko ukuthi eceleni komfazi ngamunye kwakukhona indoda yakhe ethandekayo ezovikela ukuthula nokuthula komndeni wakhe.