Yazi wena! Ukuphendula imibuzo elula ngaphandle komthunzi wokuhlazeka, uzofunda ngocansi lwakho kuyathakazelisa kakhulu! Funda uhlu lwemibuzo bese uzama ukuphendula ngokuthembeka. Ngezansi uzothola izilinganiso zezimpendulo zakho, futhi-ke, izincazelo zazo.
1. Ucabanga ukuthi ukulala ocansini kungumsebenzi ophansi noma kumelene noNkulunkulu?Ingabe uhlanzekile?
3. Uma impendulo yombuzo wesibili ingu "Cha", uma kunjalo, ulalelisa amadoda angaki?
4. Bangaki amadoda adqobile uthando lwakho?
5. Uvame ukukhipha ukucindezeleka ngokucindezeleka? Ngokuvamile? Akufanele yini?
6. Ziningi kanjani izindlela zakho zokuzivikela ngokushaya indlwabu?
7. Ungakwazi yini ukuletha umuntu "esimweni sokulwa" ngaphandle kokumthinta?
8. "Akusikho usuku olungenayo i-orgasm!" - lokhu okuphathelene nawe? (indlela ayinandaba).
9. Uthanda ukuthinta umzimba wesilisa nezindawo zayo eziyingozi?
10. Ingabe izinto ezikuzungezile zikukhumbuza nge-phallus?
11. Ingabe uke wabona i-orgasm ephusheni?
12. Unayo izinto eziningi othanda ukuzenza? Ukufaka iphunga lawo?
13. Kuyini esiseduze nawe: ishayela esinqunyiwe noma indlu yokugezela encane?
14. Uzingela amadoda?
15. Uma ungakhetha ukuthi ungubani:
a. UMargaret Thatcher. b. UMarilyn Monroe. c. Ngiphelele kakhulu!Manje ake sithi:
1. Uma uphendule "Yebo" embuzweni wokuqala, bese ushiya lokhu kuvivinywa kanye nesitokisi ku-serials ngezikhathi eside, kusihlwa ubusika ubusika. "Cha"? Khona-ke amaphuzu angu-5 ku-bank piggy.
2. Uma ungumuntu wesifazane omdala futhi uphendule "Yebo" - amaphuzu we-zero futhi wazi kahle!
Inkosikazi encane? Khona-ke unamaphuzu angu-3 - "Umgwaqo oqondile, ama-comrades!" Impendulo "Cha" - amaphuzu angu-5 kuhlanganise.
3. Ukuphakama kwezintathu? - One! (+1)
Ingaphezu kweyesithathu, kodwa engaphansi kweyishumi nambili? - amaphuzu angu-15 nge-akhawunti ngayinye.
I-akhawunti ayivuli okwamanje? Khona-ke kuwe ukubuza inombolo yesibili, kodwa, hamba, ngaphandle kwamanqaku.
4. Konke okulula: Kuze kufike kumaphuzu amathathu-1, amaphuzu angama-5 kuya ku-5, angaphezu kweshumi nambili - kungu-zero! Uthando alukho ngobuningi obunjalo.
5. Ukushaya indlwabu njalo? - lokhu kunhlanu! (Amaphuzu angu-5, yebo!).
Kwenzeka ngezikhathi ezithile? - Amathathu (3 amaphuzu).
Hlanganisa ucansi ngokushaya indlwabu? - Ten! (Amaphuzu angu-10).
Hhayi, "cha" futhi inkantolo ayikho - yero iyi-zero. (0)
6. Izindlela ezintathu? - amaphuzu awafakwanga, zero. (0)
Kuze kube nguhlanu? - amaphuzu amathathu aqinile. (3)
Ngaphezulu kwamahlanu? - nakanjani amahlanu. (5)
Ngaphezu kukayishumi? - Ungabelani ngolwazi lwakho?
7. Ukuba khona kwakho kuholele ngisho namadoda? Siyaqhayisa ngokuma amaphuzu akho ayishumi. (10).
Cha? Iphuzu lakho le-zero yilona iphutha lamadoda angaboni. (0).
8. Kuthiwani ngawe? - Amaphuzu akho ayishumi futhi ungaqali okwamanje. (10).
Akukhona ngawe? - zero amaphuzu, kodwa uyayifuna? (0).
9. "Umphikisi" oqinile ezandleni zakho uvuselela umphefumulo wakho, uhlushwa yikulindela? - kuyoba eyesihlanu kuwe ukulungiswa. (5).
Ngobusuku kuphela embhedeni, ukuvala ukukhanya, njengokufakela umuntu? - Three futhi hhayi ngaphezulu. (3).
Yebo, uma ungayithandi - i-zero. (0).
10. Esigungwini, ukhukhamba, futhi eduze nobhanana futhi lokho uhlobo oluthile lokufudumala nemicabango akucacile? - Amaphuzu ayishumi. (10).
Ukhukhamba kuphela ngesaladi, nobhanana ku-yogurt? - zero, akunjalo ngakho konke kudabukisayo - kodwa abakwazi. (0).
11. Amaphupho akho awukuqhubeka kokuziphatha kwakho ngokobulili ezweni elingenakuqondisisa. Futhi iphupho elidangayo lidalula amathalenta akho emqondweni, ezweni lezisekelo zokuziphatha nezinkimbinkimbi, ngokuvamile, ngezinye izikhathi, zangcwatshwa. Ngenxa yalokho, "Yebo" kuchaza amahlanu (5), "Cha" ayi-zero. (0).
12. Zizwa futhi uzizungeze ngezinto ezimnandi, ngenkathi ususa izinto ezimbi - lokhu kuyindlela yokuphila yowesifazane wesifazane. I-"Yebo" enhle ingu-12. (10), "Cha" - (0).
13. Indlu yangasese ene-foam kanye nehlasi lamafutha anomsindo - injabulo enhle kumfazi wesilisa? - Amaphuzu amahlanu. (5).
Esikhathini sokugeza ukugeza, ujabule futhi ubuyele emsebenzini, ukhathalela? - zero. (0).
Zomi zombili lezi, kuncike ekudumeni? - kathathu ngokuqinile. (3).
14. Umama-hunter ovela ngaphansi kwe-eyelashes ubheka ukuzulazula endaweni - ayikho ithuba lesisulu esikhethiwe? - "Yebo" kunhlanu! (5).
Uma indodakazi yenkosi ilinde emgqeni wefasitela wabagibeli, ngakho-ke akusikho kanjalo abamdinga futhi ubulili abuhlangene nakho. - "Amagama" we-"No". (0).
15. Phendula - gwema amaphuzu ayishumi (-10).
Phendula b - plus ezinhlanu (5).
Phendula c - plus eziyishumi. (10).
Isamba esilandelayo sisitshela ukuthi:
Kusuka kuma-85 kuya ku-100 amaphuzu - u-sexy kakhulu. "Owesifazane oshonile", "Induna enkulukazi", "Iphupho lendoda" - kungukuthi!
Kusukela kumaphesenti angama-60 kuya kwangu-85 - ungumuntu oshadile, kodwa ngokulinganisela. Ibhalansi yakho yama-sexy ngokulinganisela!
Amaphoyinti angaphansi kuka-60? - Maye, mhlawumbe, isikhathi sakho asikafiki, kodwa lesi akusona isizathu sokusakaza ngocansi ngesandla sakho!