I-skits emihle yoNyaka Omusha 2017 we-Firecracker - ngamahlaya emisebenzini yabasebenzi, izingane zesikole nabafundi besikole esiphakeme

Isici esivela kunoma yiliphi iqembu liyakuthanda ukuzithokozisa okuhlangene, kumnandi, amaqembu ezinkampani. Akukho okunye ukugubha koNyaka Omusha 2017 we-Firecracker. Kulobusuku obuhle futhi obugcwele bemilingo, abasebenzi bayashintsha ngaphezu kokuqashelwa, bayasusa yonke imaski (futhi ngezinye izikhathi bawagqoke) futhi baphumule nezibuko ezikhazimulayo ezandleni zabo kanye nemincintiswano emihle ekhanda. Kuyiqiniso, ukuze kube yimpumelelo yezinkampani ezingenayo okwanele okuncintisana okumnandi nemincintiswano esebenzayo. Zonke izakhi zomkhosi kufanele zikhethwe ngokucophelela futhi zihlelwe kahle:

Noma kunjalo, ngesikhathi sokugubha ngokuhlangene okujabulisayo, umuntu akufanele alandele ngokucacile isimo esicacile sabafundisi (othisha, odokotela, abasebenzi basehhovisi). Kungcono ukuyilungisa phakathi nenkambo, kucabangela izinga lokufisa kanye nomzwelo womhlanganyeli ngamunye wezinkampani.

Imidwebo yangempela ezinkampanini zonyaka omusha we-New York 2017 we-Rooster

Emaholidini omndeni kanye namaqembu omnyaka omusha enempumelelo enkulu kukhona zonke izinhlobo zokubheka ezenzakalelayo kanye nomdlalo ongathandabuzeki ngezinhlelo zokuhlekisa kanye namazwi amfushane. Ngempela noma kunoma yikuphi ukugubha nganoma yisiphi sezivakashi, kungenzeka ukuhlela izigcawu noma izindabakwane ngokugqoka okusheshayo noma ngaphandle kwakho. Ezinye zazo zenzelwe inombolo enkulu yabalingiswa, abanye - kubantu abangu-3-4. Ingxenye yemidwebo yasekuqaleni yenkampani yeNyaka Omusha ka-2017 i-Rooster ifanele kuphela kubantu abadala, konke okunye kungenziwa ngisho nasenkampanini ehlanganisiwe nezingane nentsha. Ukwenza iskripthi seholidi Lonyaka Omusha, kuyakudingeka ukuba unqume kusengaphambili ukuthi yiziphi ezifanele izivakashi.
  1. Ukuxoxisana ngeposi likababa uFrost ne-Snow Maiden. Isimo esinjalo somsebenzi ngamunye ukukhumbula umlando womsebenzi wakhe. Abalingiswa abakhulu baphethwe izikhundla kanye nomphathi wemithombo yabantu. Ukuze uthole indawo yokusebenzela efunwa, abazobhapathizwa bayodlala phakathi kwabo, ihlaya, babonise amathalenta.

  2. Ukuqhubeka konyaka omusha wefilimu ethandwayo yaseSoviet. Le nguqulo yomdwebo ifanelekile kumsebenzi omdala ohlangene nabasebenzi abangu-35 +. Ngemva kokusebenza kancane, kungenzeka ukuthi ushintshe "i-Irony of Fate" noma "i-Office Romance" ngendlela ejabule kakhulu, futhi kamuva - ukudlala kumnandi, uhlome iziphuzo ezipholile.
  3. "Amaqhawe amathathu" - i-parody yezinganekwane. Indima yabalingiswa abakhulu imenywa kumadoda athandwa kakhulu eqenjini. Labo, bezenza sengathi bangamaqhawe futhi begibele amahhashi okucabanga, bakhulume ngempi ezayo neGorynych. Ihora kusuka ehoreni elidlule lihamba ngobuhle bezilwandle. Isiqephu sikhathazeka uma amaqhawe esindisa amantombazane futhi athumela inyoka emgodini. Esikhathini sendawo kukhona inkhulumomphendvulwano esebenzayo, ngokoqobo konke, ngisho namahhashi!
  4. Ukwamukelwa kweSanta Claus. Lo mdwebo wangempela wezinkampani zeNyaka Omusha we-2016 Rooster udinga ukuhlanganiswa ngama-parodies wabasebenzi bangempela kanye nezindaba ezibukhoma kusukela empilweni yansuku zonke yeqoqo.

Imidwebo emisha yenkampani entsha yeNyakatho ka-2017 emsebenzini ehhovisi

Yimiphi imiklamo emfushane ehlekisayo yenkampani Yonyaka Omusha emsebenzini? Okokuqala, zidinga ubuncane bezinsiza. Okwesibili, zenza kube lula ukugqugquzela futhi ukuzithokozisa umphakathi. Kodwa ngisho nokuzijabulisa okunjalo okulula kuyadingeka ukulungiselela kahle: Ngakho-ke, njengoba sekuholele ukulungiswa okuncane, kungenzeka ukuthi udlale engozini entsha yenkampani entsha yenkampani ethi "Ingxoxo yomzimba ngoJanuwari, 1st".

"Ingxoxo yezinto eziphilayo ngoJanuwari 1"

Abalingiswa: Ubunjongo, Amandla, Izinyawo, Isibindi, Amehlo, Isisu, Isifesiso, Amapulazi, Ulimi, Unembeza, Imemori Isimo Isihloko (ngemuva kwezigcawu): Ngakusasa ekuseni, emva kokudla kwesidlo saseNyakeni esisha esinomkhuhlane kancane ubuchopho buvuka. Owokuqala ukuvula amehlo. Ubuchopho: O, yeka ukuthi kubi! Woza, amehlo, vuka! Amehlo (angajabuli): Awuvulekile. Kwakulula yini? Isibindi (nge-horror): Mama, ngingaphi? Ubuchopho: Kuphi-lapho! Kule ndawo, okwamanje ... Ungakhathazeki, bayokuqeda ngokushesha. Amehlo (ungavumeli): Kwenzekani izolo? Singagcwalisa okungakanani? Imemori: Kufanele ngizi kanjani. Wangikhupha ngaphandle kwesinkwa sesine. Isibilini (izwi elincane): Amantombazane, kufanele ngiye endlini yangasese ... Izinyawo (ngokufutheka): Awu, uzothola ngaphezulu. Ngenxa yakho uhamba emigwaqeni enjalo. Ubuchopho (ukuhlangana): Ngakho, imilenze, nginikeza umyalo. Sihlangane masinya, sisukuma, siyahamba. 8:00 yisikhathi sokusebenza! Unembeza (timidly): Amantombazane, okungenani angageza? Isisu (esicasuliwe): Awufuni ukubhekana nalo? Wena lapho izolo lishaya khona. Ngenxa yakho, ngithele u-2 amalitha! Unembeza (ngokumangalela): Futhi ngubani othule? Izembatho: Izandla, Yebo. Bheka ukuthi i-thumps! Amandla (ngokukhululeka): Wena bastards. Sisafanele sisebenze namuhla, futhi uhleka usulu. Ubuchopho: Izinyawo, yini engacacile? Sigqoka futhi sisebenze. Isibilini (ukufaka isifuba): Izinyawo, cute, iya endlini yangasese. Angiyena injoloba. Imemori (ukujabula): O, ngikhumbule. Izolo kwakunguNyaka Omusha 2017. Ulimi lwalusalokhu lugcwele lutho olungenangqondo njalo kusihlwa. Ulimi (ukuvikela): O, ungalaleli. Ngigcobile kahle. Ukukhanya (chylo): Abafana, singathanda, khe-khe, haze. Ingabe ... Ulimi (ngokuhlekisa): Ukuhamba. Emlonyeni wami kanjalo, njengesiqhema sama-hussars esichitha ubusuku. Isibindi (sinethemba): I-kefir? Mhlawumbe ngisho nengilazi ye-kefirchik? Amandla: Shut up, wena fool. Yini i-kefir. Sidinga i-100 gr, sinqabe ukusebenza! Ubuchopho (okhathele): Konke usondliwe kanjani. Imisindo, donsela umzimba wonke etafuleni. Kusekhona isigamu sebhodlela esisele. Amandla, uthele!

I-Funniest Scenes ye-Corporate for the Year New 2017

Ngokumelene nesizinda sezinye izinhlobo zokuzijabulisa kwebhizinisi, imiklamo ehlekisayo yoNyaka Omusha ka-2017 inenzuzo ikakhulukazi. Bavumela ozakwabo ukuba bazi kangcono, bathole ulimi oluvamile, bajabule futhi babonise amakhono okuxhumana nabaphathi babo. Yiqiniso, lo mdwebo ongezansi ungenziwa kunoma iyiphi inkampani ejabulayo yabantu abadala, kodwa kungenxa yoNyaka KaNcibijane ukuthi kubonakala sengathi kufanelekile!

"Unyaka Omusha"

Izimpendulo zamaqhawe-abahlanganyeli:

Umninindlu ufunda umbhalo, abalingiswa baphendula ngesikhathi esifanele: Ngomuso weNyaka Omusha
Umkhosi ugubha abantu
Abantu ngaphambi kwenkinga ye-bulb, ubunzima
Abantu abanelisekile bayamemeza: Unyaka Omusha Ojabulayo ! Kodwa ngaphambi kwethu kuhlala uMnyaka Omusha
Wayebonakala sengathi uzozalwa nje
Ubheka abantu: umalume wakhe nonina
Futhi ngokuzwakalayo uyamangala: ... Hhayi, unikeza! Futhi omalume kanye nonogqo babegqoke ngendlela efanele
Ngenjabulo ngimemeza kakhulu: ... Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo! Siyakuhalalisela ukugijimela (kuyo yonke indawo kuphume impumulo)
Ukukhathala kwabamama?
Santa Claus!
Akunzima neze: ... Kungani ungaphuzi? Ukusabela, Unyaka Omusha: ... Yebo, unike! Futhi yini engemva kwefasitela, kunemizwelo yemvelo,
Bonke bakhathazekile, bamemeza: ... Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo! Khona-ke uSnegurka wasukuma, wayeziphatha kahle,
Futhi ukubukeka kwakhe kuyinto sexy kakhulu.
Angaya ekhaya engenaye,
Efudumele emgwaqeni, uthi: ... Bobabili! Futhi umkhulu wami sebelele: ... Kungani ungaphuzi? Ukusabela, Unyaka Omusha: ... Yebo, unike! Futhi abantu futhi, ngaphandle kokulibala futhi ngokushesha
Ukumemeza okukhulu nokuzwakalayo: ... Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo! Futhi futhi i-Snow Maiden, ama-presentiment agcwele,
Uyathandeka, uzibonga: ... Bobabili-on! Iqhwa yonke imibala: ... Kungani ungaphuzi? Emva kwakhe unyaka omusha: ... Yebo, unike! Amagrannies amabili asheshayo, amajaji amabili abesifazane,
Kunjengokungathi bema ngezinyawo
Vorkuyut ngaphansi kwengilazi ngakho, ngaphandle kokulimaza wena,
Futhi ngokuzwakalayo uthukuthele: ... Awu, hhayi umkhiwane ngokwakho! I-Snow Maiden yethando, isifiso sigcwele,
Ngesilingo nokuphindaphindiwe ngokuhlukumezayo: ... kokubili-on! UFrost uyamemeza: ... Kungani ungaphuzi? Futhi emva konyaka omusha: ... Yebo, unike! Ihamba yonke indlela, iyahamba yodwa,
Futhi izivakashi nazo zonke ziyamemeza: ... Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo!
Isiqeshana esahlukileyo, kodwa sibomvu futhi sifushane
wenza umnikelo ku-waitress.
Waphonsa imicibisholo ekudleni,
Wabuza: ... Futhi ziphi amapuleti angenalutho? Yaguski, ukukhohlwa ngakho konke,
Bahlala, bathukuthele: ... Hhayi, hhayi umkhiwane wena! I-snegurka isukuma, idakwe kancane,
Uhleka, ukuhlekethisa ngentshiseko: ... kokubili-on! Futhi umkhulu wami uvele ekhala: ... Kungani ungaphuzi? Emva kwakhe, uNyaka Omusha: ... Yebo, unikeza! Futhi izivakashi, njengoba zazizwa, zacabanga inkululeko
Bahlabelela futhi: ... Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo! Lapha uLeshy, ngenjabulo cishe ecishe ikhale,
Uvuka ngala mazwi: ... Hhayi, ngenhlanhla! I-waitress, isishise ama-burners,
Wabuza: ... Futhi ziphi amapuleti angenalutho? Ugogo, omunye ngezakolbasiv eyodwa
Kubabhangqwana bamemeza: ... Hhayi, akukho mkhiwane! I-Snow Maiden nayo igwinya iwayini
Futhi wamemeza kakhulu futhi: ... Bobabili! Futhi ukuphuza kukaSanta,
Ukumemeza ukuthi kukhona amaphuzu: ... Kungani ungaphuzi? Futhi uphuza uNyaka Omusha: ... Yebo, unikeza! Futhi uGoblin, ubelokhu eqa ngeglasi isikhathi eside
Wangibiza ngomoya ophefumulelwe: ... Hhayi, ngenhlanhla! Futhi izibuko, njengokungathi zigcwele uju
Futhi bonke baphuza phansi bese bememeza: ... Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo!

Izigcawu namahlaya ezinkampanini ku-New 2017 Cock

Ngenkathi ku-Eva ebusuku Omusha omnyama omnyama izivakashi zidla futhi zidansa, isikhathi semincintiswano ethakazelisayo nezigcawu ezihlekisayo ngamahlaya afika. Zihlanganisa isibikezelo sezinkanyezi ezihlekisayo. Umdwebo onjalo wezinkampani zoNyaka Omusha we-2017 ngeke uvuselele bonke abasebenzi, kodwa uzokuvumela ukuba ubheke esikhathini esizayo esiseduze. Vumela futhi kungabonakali, kuhlekisayo futhi kupholile.

Isimo "Isibikezelo sezinkanyezi seNyaka Omusha 2017"

Izivakashi zisetafuleni. Umholi ufunda izibikezelo zesibonakaliso ngasinye. Labo labo uphawu lwabo olufundwayo, sukuma etafuleni bese ulalele ukuma. Izwe lidinga ukwazi amaqhawe emuntwini.
  1. I-Aquarius. Indima yakho kulobu busuku ibaluleke kakhulu - ukuqapha izinga lokuphuza utshwala ezigumbini zabasebenzi. Akufanele awele phansi kwezinga lesilazi. Isiqubulo sebusuku "Phela"!
  2. Amawele. Namuhla unethuba lokuya esibukweni esiseduzane, ukugxila izibuko bese uthi: "Manje awubuki njengami."
  3. Ama-Aries. Yehlisa lezi zinkimbinkimbi futhi ujabulise ngesibindi. Awusona inqama, uyinqama. Uma bebiza inkomishi yekhofi, hamba. Ungama njengenqama esangweni elisha. Ngokungazelelwe lokhu kuyithuba elibaluleke kakhulu ekuphileni.
  4. Isikali. Ukulinganisa ngesilinganiso sokudla okudliwayo nokuphuza utshwala. Khumbula, kusasa kuzoba usuku futhi, ikhanda alilona olusemthethweni!

  5. Sagittarius. Ngokwezibikezelo zezinkanyezi, unethuba elikhulu lokushaya isikhangiso esikhulu okwamanje.
  6. I-Lion. Misa ukushayela kumlingani wakho. Kulo mane ungathola ngisho nangaphansi kwetafula. Ekhaya uzenze sengathi uyingane futhi uthole ingxenye yothando yengonyama.
  7. I-Capricorn. Izikweletu zakho zizobuyiselwa namhlanje. Futhi uma bengenakukwazi, bazocela enye imali ibe yisikhathi esifushane.
  8. I-Cancer. Hlala uqaphile. Akukhona ukuthi uzobekwa esimweni esingakhululekile.
  9. I-Taurus. Endleleni esuka ekhaya lenkampani ungangeni ezindaweni ezinabantu abaningi. Ungathatha i-hedgehog encane epholile, uthole indlu evela kumkakho ngezimpondo.
  10. Intombi. Namuhla ungenza konke: ukudansa kuze kube sezingeni lokuwa, udle umphimbo wakho, uhlabelele, uphuze embhedeni.
  11. Scorpio. Yiba nomusa. Fihla uhlangothi lapho kufanele khona.
  12. Ama-pisces. Ngokusobala awukho emoyeni wabesifazane nabesilisa abomile nabasha. Yebo, uphuze nabo ebuzalwane. Ngokuqinisekile bayoba mncane futhi abe mnandi.

Izitifiketi ezithokozisayo zabafundi besikole esiphakeme sonyaka omusha we-2017 Ptuh

Abafundi abaphezulu ekulungiseleleni ikhonsathi Yonyaka Omusha bazama ukwandisa ubuciko nobuciko. Abayena abantu abadala, kodwa abangekho ngisho nezingane, bazama ukuhleka usulu futhi bakhethe izinombolo ezijabule kakhulu. Isibonelo, imidlalo ye-zadornye enezici zamahlaya kanye nama-funny skits-kabusha wezindabakwane ezidumile. Enye yalezi zilokhu zikhona, futhi izoba "I-Turnip". Isakhiwo esilula kanye nenani elanele lezinhlamvu likuvumela ukuba uvumelane nomlando wezinganekwane nezenzakalo ezithile kanye nezinhlamvu ezithile. Sebenzisa isichazamazwi se-funny "Turnip ngendlela entsha" yekhonsathi yabafundi be-high school for the Year New 2017. Jabulela futhi uhleke izivakashi.

Amaphuzu "I-Turnip ngendlela entsha"

Abalingiswa nama-replicas: Umethuli ufunda umbhalo, abenzi bezenzo: I-turned Dedka itshalwe
Umanyolo we-polyl
Ilanga laqala ukushisa
Yaba i-turnip ukuze ikhule Futhi yakhula
Futhi wathi, uMkhulu ugxile kancane
Futhi ngacabanga ukuthi yilokho okushiwo uDedka Babka lapha
Umama wamemeza U-Nahal Repka u- Both-on-the- Ubaba waphendula
Ngathatha i-turnip yami
Kuthelelwe ukuthi kwakukhona amandla
Kodwa ngaphandle kukagogo behlukumezekile. Lokho kwaphendulwa uNahal
Ixulisiwe, ayikwazanga
Ngokushesha umzukulu ubizwa ngokuthi u-Ta clever hhayi eminyakeni
Ngizosho nje-angiyikunika i- Turnip ukushaqeka kokubili
Dedka, futhi, kunjalo Nogogo, wonke umuntu wayelele ebusweni
Akusho ukuthi umdlwenguli weNahal akahle adlale
Ngizosho kanjalo - Angikukunika ukudonsa, ngeke ubone i-turnip
Sidinga ukuthola i-Beetle kubo i-Beetle iyajabula ukubasiza.
Impendulo Angiyikuphikisa Kodwa futhi ayizange iphumelele
Lapha kanye nekati kwakusizo
Ayikho inkinga, wathi
Futhi ekupheleni kwalolu chungechunge kwaphakama Umphumela ongabonwanga
Igundane kumele libize ama-Ipice kwaba impendulo elula
INkosi yemakethe ayikho i- Turnip ibubula kokubili
Umkhulu ekujabuliseni Lapha ibhizinisi Бабке esweni cishe alikho
Lokhu kungokwemvelo ku- Nahal Super replica yabesifazane
Ngizokutshela njalo - Angiyikuvumela uZhuchka abe mpofu
Kodwa ngamazinyo angiyikuphikisa Ikati idonsela ngaphandle kwezinkinga
Ungalimazi lutho ngoba uMouse uphonse kancane
Futhi ujabule wathi
Akukho bhalaar. Kukhona i-turnip yedili.

Izitifiketi ezithandekayo zonyaka omusha we-2017 Cock izingane zesikole

Ngisho nekhonsathi yesikole yezingane ekuhlonipheni amaholide omnyaka omusha ayikwazi ukukhanya futhi ijabule ngaphandle kwezigcawu ezihlekisayo nezamahloni. Imikhiqizo encane enezinhlamvu zonyaka omusha - okuthuthukisiwe noma ehlelwa kabusha - iyojabulisa bonke ababukeli futhi igcwalise umoya emahholo ngomoya wangempela wezimangalisa zasebusika. Abafundi bezingane zesiJuni bangcono ukubeka izicucu ezifushane ze-funny nge-replicas encane kanye ne-gesticulation esebenzayo. Futhi esikoleni esiphakathi izingane zifundela imibhalo enencazelo ehlakaniphile ngombono okhohlisayo, ovusa amadlingozi. Izingane ezindala ziyamenywa ukuba zikhethe ngokuzimela noma zenze iskripthi somdwebo wokuqala weNyaka Omusha 2017 weRoster. Vumela badlale izinhlamvu zabo ezizithandayo kuma-miniatures abo. Ngokuqinisekile amantombazane ayojabula ngokuphindaphindiwe njengeziphangi, ukuthumba izipho, ukukhipha imoto, ukweba umnyaka omusha we-New Year, kanye nezinhlanhla ezinhle zothando, ukubuyisela zonke izimangaliso ezindaweni zabo. Yiqiniso, kufanele usebenze ngezithombe nezembatho, kodwa umphumela wokugcina uzodlula konke okulindelwe. Futhi uma izingubo zifakwa ngezimfanelo ezingenangqondo, kumnandi futhi ngeke kube khona umkhawulo nhlobo.

Ukuhlelwa kwaleli holide: izingane zesikole, othisha noma abasebenzi basehhovisi, inhlangano yakhe idinga ukucabanga, ukucabanga, nokucabanga. Kodwa, njengoba kunezigcawu ezenzelwe izigcawu ezenziwe ngomcimbi wezinkampani zonyaka, ungazenza ngaphandle kwazo zonke izingxenye ezingenhla. Siphakamisa ukuthi usebenzise imibono yethu yezikrini ezihlekisayo abantu abadala, ukuze iqembu lonyaka omusha 2017 we-Firecracker likhanye futhi alibaleke!