Isinqumo sokwenza ingane nengane

Wenze isinqumo ngothandekayo wakho ukuba nomntwana, futhi uma unquma ukuthi akufanele kube khona ababili, kodwa okungenani abathathu, umbuzo uqobo, kungcono kanjani ukwenza uthando lukhulelwe? Yilungele. Okokuqala, silungiselela inkinga ebuzwayo. Izindaba ukuthi maduzane ngeke ube ezimbili, kodwa ngaphezulu, akuzange akuthumise. Ngakho kukhona isikhathi nethuba lokulungiselela umcimbi ojabulisayo ohlomile ngokugcwele. Kulula ukwenza isinqumo ngothandekayo wakho, kodwa lokho okulindele esikhathini esizayo kungakwenza kube lula ukhathazekile. Okokuqala, bobabili nifuna ukuthi inzalo yakho izalwe futhi ikhule inempilo. Futhi, kusho ukuthi sekuyisikhathi sokuba umatasa ngempilo yakho. Manje yisikhathi esifanele sokuthatha ukuhlolwa okudingekile, ukuze kuthi uma kukhona okungahambi kahle, sekuyisikhathi sokuphulukisa ngaphambi kokukhulelwa. Futhi okufanele kakhulu - ukuze uhlanganyele nemikhuba emibi. Ngesinqumo sakho ozithandayo sokuba nomntwana, othandekayo akufanele ashiywe ngaphandle: uzophinde abe nomthelela enhlalakahleni yengane!

Uyalulekwa ukuba angaphuthelwa amakilasi e-gym: amandla okulayisha imithwalo yokusiza ukukhiqiza i-testosterone. Emenyu udinga ukufaka amaprotheni amaningi, futhi usebenzise amanoni amancane futhi amnandi - lokhu kudla kukhuthaza "ukukhiqizwa" kwe-spermatozoa esebenzayo. I-bathhouse, nama-tubs ashisayo asebekwe eceleni okwesikhashana. Okungenani, izinsuku ezimbalwa ngaphambi kokuba amakilasi aphetheyo "athande ngemiphumela"! Ukuze kulunge isinqumo sokuba nomntwana, usengazama ukuthola isikhathi sokuvuthwa, lapho amathuba okukhulelwa aphezulu. Ngokuvamile, phakathi nomjikelezo wezinsuku ezingu-28, lokhu kwenzeka cishe ngosuku lweshumi nane. Noma kunjalo, kukhona "amaphutha" ahlukahlukene kule iphethini. Ukucacisa isikhathi "H" kungenzeka noma ukulinganisa okuthiwa ukushisa okuyisisekelo, noma ngokuhlolwa okukhethekile.

Kancane kancane kodwa ngokuqinisekile. Futhi manje sekufikile, umzuzu othakazelisayo wesinqumo sokuba nomntwana: ubheke phambili ukuthi ungahlanganiswa kanjani ekujabuliseni ukunikeza umhlaba umuntu omusha. Yini eyokusiza kule nkinga enhle? Okokuqala, ungafaki emaceleni okuqala. Injabulo enkulu yendodakazikazi, kulula kakhulu ukuthi abathwali bokuphila esikhathini esizayo bazongena emgomweni wabo. Njengama-clockwork, ngokukhuluma ngokomfanekiso. Okwesibili, ukuqedela imidlalo yokuthanda kungcono ukukhetha ukuhlelwa kwezithunywa zevangeli ezinhle zakudala. Empeleni, asikho isikhundla esihle sokukhulelwa: IT ingenzeka kunoma iyiphi yazo. Kodwa-ke, kusobala ukuthi esimweni sokuma noma isikhundla somgibeli, "umswakama ophilayo" endleleni eya ekugcineni kuyoba nzima nakakhulu. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ezinye zezici zesimo somzimba wesifazane (isibonelo, ukuguqa kwesibeletho) kuqhubeka nokucindezela indlela yesidoda. Ngakho-ke, ngenxa yomphumela oyifunayo ngemuva kokuthi "isinqumo sokugcina" selulekwa ukuba singasuki ngaso leso sikhathi, kodwa siphumule futhi isikhashana silele esiswini.

Isinqumo sakho sokwenza umntwana othandekayo sithathwe kakade, ngakho-ke imiyalo embalwa eminye yabazali abazayo. Into ebaluleke kakhulu ukuthanda omunye nomunye kunoma yikuphi isimo ongayikube khona. Awukwazi ukwesaba futhi ukhathazeke ngabomama abaningi esizayo. Kubalulekile ukuqeqesha ngisho nokuzola ngaphambi kokuzola. Kufanele uhlale uzihlela ngomphumela omuhle. Ngisho noma ungaphumelelanga ngaso leso sikhathi, akufanele uphuke futhi uphelelwe ithemba, ungaqala konke ngokuqiniseka ukuthi konke kuzokukhipha. Phakathi naleso sikhathi, kunabantu ababili kuphela, sebenzisa isikhathi esiningi ndawonye ngangokunokwenzeka, banakekele, nithandane. Thola isikhathi sokulala nje embhedeni bese uphupha ngokuthi uzoba nobani lapho uhlala khona. Futhi ukuthi uzoba yini lokhu okwesithathu - hhayi okungenakuqhathaniswa, okuqinisekile! Ingane yakho yesikhathi esizayo iyozuza kuphela kulokhu, ngoba kubalulekile ukuba azizwe kusengaphambili ukuthi kulindeleke kanjani futhi ayithande kakade!