Izimbangela eziyinhloko zokuhlukanisa imibhangqwana eshadile

"Indoda ithanda okuningi ngaphambi komshado, owesifazane olandelayo. Indoda idinga owesifazane kuqala ukuthi uyayithanda, ingowokugcina. " Kule nkulumo, i-French Lovelace yekhulu leshumi nesishiyagalolunye ingenye yezizathu zokungezwani emindenini.

Ukungaqondi kahle emndenini kaningi kuba yisinye sezimbangela eziyinhloko zesehlukaniso. Nokho, ehhovisi lokubhalisa kanye nezinkantolo le sizathu sokuhlukanisa Kanti futhi ubizwa ngokuthi "ukungabonakali kwabalingiswa".


Umshado wokuqala
Kwaphela amasonto amabili okuthandana ukuthi uthola ukuthi uyathanda amabhande ashisayo nokuhleleka endlini, uzoba ngumkakhe wesihlanu, futhi - unomama omuhle kakhulu! Futhi wayenomthwalo wemfanelo, washesha wakuyisa kubhalisi. Izingozi zakho zomndeni wakho zihlala isikhathi esifushane. Ngosuku olulandelayo emva kobusuku bomshado, umama wami othandekayo womyeni wami wakubeka enhliziyweni: "Awu, awuzange unikeze ikhofi encane yokulala!" U-balding oneminyaka engamashumi amane ubudala, okwamanje uhlezi ngokulala embhedeni futhi engacabangi nokukuvikela. Futhi unezikhwama ezinobuncu emaceleni okufihla, imizwelo yothando yansuku zonke kanye nomholo, okusobala ukuthi akwanele ukuthenga ikhaya elihlukile. Kulungile, noma okungenani ukuxazulula okwesikhashana umama wakhe, omthanda kakhulu.


Siphikisana?
"Ungalokothi uphikisane nendoda. Vele ukhale! "- Akusiyo ukuthi abesifazane besifazane bafanele ukufeza ngokwabo kubathembekile. Ama-scandals nemifula yezinyembezi kungaba nomthelela ongalindelekile kubathembekile bakho. Isibonelo, angaya ukufuna induduzo kumakhelwane onokuthula, unobhala, umngane ... Yebo, lapho kuzohlala khona!

Ukuthanda okunjalo okuhlukile
Lapho abathembekile bakho bebalandeli bakho wakujabulela ukukuyisa kuma-movie wezintandokazi zakho zamafilimu, ngisho - ezindaweni zokudla ezinhle, ama-nightclub amahle ... Futhi konke kwakubonakala kungenalutho, kuze kube yilapho ipasipoti yakho ishaywa ngesitembu emshadweni. Awusanga masinyane, kodwa usathola ukuthi umyeni wakho - umthandi ongabonakali wemidlalo yekhompyutha. Cha, cha ... Lokhu, ngokujwayelekile, kulula kakhulu - udinga nje ukuletha kukhompyutha ukuze udle nobhiya, ukususa uthuli kulabo abazinikeleyo. Futhi emva kwalokho - uye emanzini, ku intombazane yetiyi noma i-nightclub - ngokuziqhenya okuziqhenya. Ngikhathaza ukuthi ngeke aqaphele ukungabi khona kwakho? Ekuqaleni, hhayi isikhathi eside - ngahamba nentombazane yami ukuba ngixoxe, bese ngiya ekugcineni izihlobo.


Sisekudleni!
Amantombazane amaningi futhi ungasoleki ukuthi ngingadla kanjani ukudla kwabo abathembekile kakhulu! I-tazik olivier, owayihlela ngesibindi bonke kusihlwa, inkukhu ephekwe yonke, ipaki yezinkukhu zezinkukhu, ama-sandwiches ayishumi nambili kanye nekibi elincane lekhofi (itiye noma i-compote) liphela ngokuphelele lingabonakali ekhishini phakathi nosuku. Futhi kusihlwa lo mlingani uyamemeza ngokumangazela ukuthi ulambile futhi akafuni ukudla imithi, esesitfombeni ekamelweni. Futhi ngeke ahambe esitolo, ngoba u-HUNGRY !!!! Futhi emva kwalokho uzama ukubuyela kumama wakhe, owambhalela yonke i-borscht kanye nengulube ebhaka.


Ukufunda kulula!
Uyi-candidate wesayensi yefilosofi, ufunda u-Nietzsche ekuqaleni, futhi ngezimpelasonto uvakashele amashayetha nemiboniso. Futhi ekuqaleni babekulungele ukuthethelela oshade naye ngokuzwa okuphefumulelwe futhi okujabulisayo ngawe. Phela, uhluphekile, akaqedanga esikoleni sokufundela umsebenzi. Mhlawumbe babethemba ukuthi uzobheka abantu abahlakaniphile-wayezowaqonda, ahlale phansi ezincwadini, angene esikhungweni. Kodwa akekho ... Ufika embukisweni weHermitage, ama-yawns, engafihli umlomo ngesandla sakhe, ebuza imibuzo engenangqondo futhi efungela ngokukhululekile? Ngiyakholelwa ukuthi kufanele uhlale ekhaya, upheke i-borscht, ungadli imali. Cabanga nje ukuthi izingane zakho zifana nomlingani wakho kukho konke! Yini, ingabe uyipakile okwamanje?


Umuntu angaphila kanjani emshadweni omude futhi ojabulisayo, ngaphandle kokufuna - yini isizathu esiyinhloko sokuhlukanisa imibhangqwana eshadile? Izakhamuzi zezenhlalakahle zesiNgisi ziyaqiniseka ukuthi ukufana kwemibono yezombangazwe, uthando lwezinhlelo ezifanayo zethelevishini, izintandokazi ezivamile zokuthandwa, isimo sengqondo esifanayo nezilwane nezithombe zobulili ezingcolile kuyi-cocktail edingekayo ukuze ukuphila komndeni ujabule. Noma kunjalo, kunzima ukubiza zonke izizathu eziyinhloko zokuhlukanisa imibhangqwana eshadile, ngoba ingaba yiningi kakhulu. Gcina umndeni ungathanda kuphela, ukubekezela nokuqonda.