Qaphela: Alfonso!

U-Alphonse ufana negama elihle leLatin American. Kodwa okuhlangenwe nakho kokuphila akufiki nje, ngakho-ke kuzuzisa ukuxwayisa bonke abesifazane abangama-naive ukuthi emgqeni wethu waseRussia phakathi noSasha ojwayelekile, uZhenya noDamami bafihliwe u-Alfonso wangempela. Qaphela - i-gigolo ibonakala futhi ngokushesha ithatha isilisa somusa ngokukhohlisa isandla sakho esingenakuzivikela. Uvele uhlangane, wabiza amagama namazitalazane ezilwane ezifuywayo - futhi lo mmele wesilisa usuke eguqa ngamadolo futhi unikeza ukhetho lwakhe njengendlela yokudlulisela kunoma yimiphi imikhawulo yezwe? Ingozi! Noma yikuphi kokuphela okuhlongozwayo kungaba okugcina ngokwethemba lamadoda nezithembiso zabo. Intombi yakho, eqinisweni, ihlale ikulungele ukubeka ihlombe futhi ibeke ama-napkins ambalwa phezu kwakhe ukuze igubungele izinyembezi zakho ezibabayo, kodwa uma ngabe nginguwe, ngizozama ukuvimbela lokhu ukuthi kwenzeke.

Ezimpawu zokuqala zokukhukhula isikhala sakho sokuhlala kanye nokuhlala njalo kwe-muzhik engaziwa - faka i-pofigism enempilo kanye nokufundiswa kwesifazane. Izinkinobho, yebo, zingabanjwa, futhi konke ngenxa yezikhumbuzo ezinhle ezihlala njalo ezibonakalayo "ekufanayo", ezithumela ama-kilobytes we-SMS futhi iqhaza kuwo wonke ukuphila kwakho. U-Alfonsa unesithakazelo kukho konke: kusukela ebukhosini bakho bokudla kwasekuseni okubuhlungu kuze kube khona emathangeni akho wezintambo noma hhayi okufutshane.

Ukuthandana kokuqala kuka-Alfonso kufana nokubonakaliswa kokuqala kwemizwa yentsha, kuphela ngaphandle kwephutha lezingane. Ukudla okuhlangene kwe-ayisikhilimu, ukuhamba kwenyanga, ukuhamba nge-tulips ezenziwe ngama-napkins nokudweba izinhliziyo ezigumbini ezibi - abakhulile nabesifazane abahlakaniphile balahlekelwa yizinsalela zokuzithiba kwazo zangaphambili ...

U-Alfonso akazalwanga - baba, okuthiwa bahlukaniswe ngama-subspecies amabili: "izingonyama" eziqhenyayo nezingenakuzivikela "zezilwandle".

U-Alphonse wesithombe sebhubesi uvame ukubhekana nezinkinga zomhlaba wonke: izikweleti, izihlobo ezigulayo noma iziqhwaga ezingenayo, ezifuna imali efanayo kuye. Ubani okuzoxazulula lezi zinkinga, kunganjani wena, o, othandekayo? Emva kwakho konke, ngizokunika wena wonke, khona-ke ngizokuthenga ingubo yomlilo, futhi sizoshada. Lona ukuphela - ikhanda lilahlekile, i-kolyshka iphrintiwe, zonke izihlobo nabajwayelene nabo babonakale engxenyeni yababolekisi othando lwakho oludliwayo. Umphumela ucacile: ingonyama isuke, imali nayo. Adyes, baby, futhi kungani bonke abayiziwula njengabafazi?

Abafana - "ama-seagull" - yilokho okuyi-quintessence yesithombe se-puppy, ukuzinikela nokunambitheka okukhulu. Uyokhokha zonke izindleko, futhi uzodideka ngokutholakala kwezimali ze-ayisikhilimu, itiye kanye ne-akhawunti ku-cafe. AmaRubles okuhamba emgwaqweni, amakhulu amabili ematekisi, amakhokhithi ambalwa egwayi "ugwayi" kanye ne-French ushizi esikhundleni sokuthi "isiRussia" - nokuthi kanjani, umfana uthanda kakhulu! I-alfonsik endizayo ayikuceli entanyeni yakho-wena ngokwakho uzoyihlwanyela, ugobe futhi uthathe indawo efanele ukuze uthole ilungiselelo elihle kakhulu.

Into esemqoka ukuqaphela u-Alfonso ngesikhathi. Futhi-ke ukhululekile ukukwenza ngayo ngendlela oyifunayo. Omunye wesifazane othakazelisayo wabonakala e-cafe yedolobha elibizayo nendoda. Ephuza ikhofi, wayibona ukuthi u-interlocutor wakhe wayenezinhlobonhlobo zezidlo ezihlukahlukene, futhi kulindeleke ukuthi ukuthuthukiswa kwengxoxo ibe yinto ehlazekile futhi isikhwama "esikhohliwe". Owesifazane wayengumuntu wangempela, ngakho wabonisa ukumomotheka okwesikhashana, wambheka umngane wakhe futhi wabuza umgcinisihlalo ukuba abale ukudla ngokuhlukile. Wabeka izikweletu ezimbalwa zekhofi etafuleni futhi washiya, eshiya umzila wemimoya yemimoya nobuso obukhungathekile be-gigolo engenangqondo ...

Elena Romanova , ikakhulukazi indawo