Ukuze ube njalo esheshayo, ohlakaniphile kunazo zonke, isisulu esinamandla kakhulu - esicacile nesiqondakalayo. Thola izindebe eziningi namadiplomasia - ekutholeni kuqala isenzo esihle kakhulu. Yilokho kuphela iphuzu lokuthi imithi ngayinye inehlangothini eliphambene nalokhu. Yini engaba yisifiso sakho sokuba inombolo 1 kunoma iyiphi i-pedestal futhi lokhu kuvela kuphi? Ubuholi bomdabu buyinto yesibili injabulo noma inkathazo yonke impilo? Funda - konke okuphathelene nawe.
U-Round 1: Umdlalo ohlelekile.
Ujwayele ukwenza konke ndawonye - ukugibela ama-greats nokugebha echibini, ukugoqa indaba bese uhamba eholidini, ugobe ama-apula ebhentshini uphinde ukhanyise enhliziyweni yomdanso wokudansa. Ngomngani wakho omkhulu kanye ne-akhawunti esendlini yekhofi, futhi i-suitcase ekuhambeni kolwandle iyahlukanisa kabili. Iqiniso, ngokubhuka: kokubili - akusho amahlanu namashumi amahlanu. Ulungele ukuboleka ama-movie akhe amasha, iziqeshana zezinwele ne-nail polish. Kodwa umholi akahlose ukunikeza ijezi. Ngaphandle kwalokhu ukuphikisana kuyinto engapheliyo: njalo ugijima komunye nomunye entanyeni ngokumemeza "Wow!". Kodwa, lapho uvula izingalo zakho, uyibheka futhi uzibambe ngokwengqondo: "Ngangilahlekelwa isisindo, ngathola i-sunburnt, nginquma izinwele zami ... Izicathulo ezifana noCarrie ngesikhathi sesithathu". Ukukhathazeka, umona omncane, ukunganeliseki ngaso sonke isikhathi ukumboza ikhanda lakho lapho isithombe ebhodini lehlonipho liphakeme kunakho. Futhi uzokwenza konke ukuze uthole isihloko somphumela omuhle kakhulu wezo zonke izincintiswano zakho. Ngobuso obungenacala kakhulu, donsela umngane ukuba aphule ama-burgers nge-cola, ephoqa ukuba aphele ekudleni kwemifino. Ngeke uqaphele idayi ku-Tshiki lakhe, kusize ukulungela usuku. Vuma ngokufanelekile ekamelweni elifanelekayo, ungathuli, ukuthi kuleli jacket lifana nephoyisa le-robot. Khona-ke ngokusobala uyakhononda isoka lakhe elisha: ephusheni uyamemeza njengeqhwa elikhulu lezinganekwane.
Round 2: Fight Club.
Kulezo zinsuku ezikude, lapho ungazange ucabange ukuthi kungani abafana namantombazane behluke kakhulu, ukubeka abafana endaweni yabo kwakuwumdlalo owuthandayo. Ukhuphuke umuthi ngokushesha kunanoma ubani, wagijima kusukela emthonjeni waya emthini omdala we-oak futhi wagibela ngebhayisikili emgodini, wagxeka ngokuhleka kulabo ababambe izandla ezimbili ngemuva kwesondo. Ukuba intombazane kule ndaba bekuhloniphekile - ungadlala amadonsa futhi ukhale, uguqe amadolo akho, kodwa esikhundleni salokho wabonisa isibindi namandla okucabanga. Ubulili obuhlukile buyakuthanda futhi bakwamukela ukuba uphathe ama-apula esivandeni esiseduze. Manje usakhulile - baphonsa ukukhuphuka ezicingo bese bexolisa kuMalume Kolya ngesitshalo esilahlekile. Abafana bashintsha kakhulu izimoto zokuqala, bashintsha kusukela "empini" kuya ku-Counter-Strike futhi bayeka ukumisa amantombazane ngezinsimbi. Yebo, futhi ukhohliwe ukuthi uma usuyindlala, kodwa indlela oyithandayo yokunaka abafana abagcinwe ku-arsenal. Uma kunesidingo, wenza i-back-flip kwi-skateboard futhi, uhlezi ngemuva kwesondo, uphinde wenze kahle ukuphendula kwamaphoyisa. Ubamba ubukeka obuhle futhi ulinde, lapho omunye wabo ephonswa yizinto ozizwayo.
Round 3: Umzabalazo weklasi.
Indawo enkundleni yokuqala oyinqoba ngayo intukuthelo enje, njengokungathi isifundo se-physics, ikhonsathi yokuqala neyokugcina e-Justin Timberlake edolobheni lakho isesezoqala. Ngenxa yokulangazelela ulwazi, ungasindisa ekuziphatheni: phakamisa isandla sakho - izindlela ezintathu ngezingqinamba, uphume ebhodini - imibuthano emibili ngesinyathelo sezemidlalo. Amamaki ahloniphekile agcwele umagazini, futhi abazali badinga idayari yakho kuphela emikhosini yomndeni - ukuziqhenya ngempumelelo yendodakazi ehlakaniphile. Esiklasini ungomunye wabadlali abanjalo. Zonke ezinye zingaphansi kwe-underdrawn: ngisho noma othile eseduze nawe emgqeni wokuqeda, ubeka kancane umphikisi emuva kumbuthano, ekulawuleni ngokufihla ukufihla okutholakala kwezesayensi nephepha. Ukuze wabelane nomuntu indawo ehloniphekile engcono ongayifuni. Ulungele ukuya noma yini, uma kuphela abahlanu kuphela ekilasini beza kuwe.
Imiphumela yempi.
Ukuziphakamisa ngokuziphakamisa ekhaleni lakho kwisinyathelo sakho sokuqala esingenasisekelo, ungasheshi ukuhlanganisa imiphumela yomzabalazo ongapheli. Ngesikhathi esifanayo, ngokwemiphumela yomjikelezo ngamunye - ngaphezu kwerekhodi lokunqotshwa - ungenza futhi uhlu lokulahlekelwa. Okwesibili ngezinye izikhathi ngezinye izikhathi kudlula owokuqala. Ngentombi yami, akuyona into ejabulisayo nhlobo. I-trifle ye-trifle, imininingwane yemininingwane - kancane kancane ucingo lukhula phakathi kwakho. Kuhle, yebo, ngempela oyisithulu. Ihlala nje ukuyipenda ephuzi lakho oluthandayo - umbala wejezi lomholi. Futhi ukhohlwe ukuthi ngemva kwakhe kwakungekho umuntu oseduze nawe.
Ngamaphupho omfana, konke akusizi ukudabuka, kodwa futhi akujabuli kakhulu. Yebo, ngolunye usuku, uzokukhathalela ngempela futhi anikele ukugibela ngesiphepho ebusuku. Uzoxoxa naye zonke izinzuzo zebhodi lebhodi lezincwadi futhi usize ukhethe amasondo alloy. Sekusekuseni uzokuyisa emnyango bese usho lokho ... ukuxhaphaza izandla. Zonke izinhlamvu zakho zokumanga azokuzinakwa. Ungaba abangane - asisekho. Ngoba kukhona izinto eziningi oziqonda kangcono kunalokho. Amathalenta akho e-Culinary nolwazi lwezincwadi zaseYurophu ngeke amenze amahloni. Kodwa amakhompiyutha, izimoto nemidlalo eyingozi kakhulu yindawo yabasilisa okumele babe yizintambo. Njengoba uzibonisile ukuthi ungcono kakhulu, ubonise ngokuzenzakalelayo ukuthi ubi kakhulu. Uma uzizwa ulahlekile eduze kwakho, into yokuqala akwenza ukukhulisa ibanga. Ngokucophelela noma cha - akunjalo? Nabafundi esikoleni, konke ngeke kube ushukela nhlobo. Yebo, unesiqinisekiso esikhulu, kodwa ungalindeli ukuthi i-albhamu yokugcina izogcwala izifiso eziqotho kumakhelwane edeskini. Ukukhazimula kwezindondo zegolide kukuphuphuthekisa kakhulu kangangokuthi ukhohliwe lokho okufundiswa esikoleni. Ngaphandle kwamafomula, imibhalo nemigomo yohlelo lolimi, kukhona okunye-kusukela ngo-1 kuya ku-11 awunelutho ukuphoqeleka ukuba usebenze eqenjini. Ngedwa, ungahlezi i-KVN, ungafaki "Mumu" esiteji sehholo lomhlangano, ungagudli iKhabhinethi yomlando ukukhanya. Ukuncintisana nakho konke nakho konke, ulahlekelwa yiqembu elixhasayo le-once. Futhi omunye, njengoba uyazi, akuyona impi ensimini.
Ukulwa nomoya.
In psychology kukhona into enjalo - overcompensation. Kusho into enjengale: uma uzizwa ulahlekile, ungaphumeleli kwenye yezinhlaka, uzama ukuqaphela, gxuma phezu komunye nomunye. Ngamanye amazwi, ngemuva kokuphelelwa yisikhathi kwakho, umzabalazo owedlulele kuwo wonke amasundu okubaluleka ohlangene endleleni, ume - voila! - izakhiwo eziningi ezidumile. Cabanga ngalokhu - yini eyenza ngempela ukuba ubeke amarekhodi, ukuba ngokushesha, ephakeme, enamandla? Mhlawumbe ucabanga nje ukuthi awunakho konke okuhle, ngakho waduduza: "Kodwa ngihlakaniphile," ukuqoqa amahlanu kuphela edayari yami kudayari yami? Mhlawumbe, ukunqoba kwakho emkhakheni we-skate kubangelwa ukugxeka abangani-abafana nesifiso sakho sokufakazela ukuthi ungcono kunalokho abakucabangayo ngawe? Kungenzeka ukuthi, ukufisa kwakho ukuzungezela intombazane uvela esinqumweni sokuvinjelwa ngokuzimela ngokumelene nesizinda salo, ukuzwakalisa ukungabaza, ukuzibonakalisa ukuthi ungayidlula kukho konke? Umphumela ujabulise kakhulu, uma lezi zinkimbinkimbi zizolwa nezindlela eziqondile, hhayi ezihamba phambili. Kwenzekani ngempela lokhu, uvele ufunde kusukela ochungechungeni olwedlule.
Umbuthano wenhlonipho.
Futhi emva kwakho konke, ukugijimela emncintiswaneni kukusiza ukuba ungemi. Indlela yokuncintisana ibeka indlela efanele - phambili nangaphezulu. Ukuziqhathanisa kukufundisa ukuthi wenze yonke imizamo yokufanisa noma yeqa phezulu kunezinhloso. Futhi isifiso sokuncintisana sivuselela futhi siphumelele ukulwa nomklomelo oyinhloko, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi nguthando lwabafundisi, inhlonipho yabangane noma isihloko se-Miss Universe. Futhi konke kuyoba okungaphezu kokuphelela - ngaphansi kwesimo esisodwa: uma ufunda ukungaboni nxazonke. Ngokombono wakho, emncintiswaneni wokuphelela, injabulo evela endaweni yokuqala ingaphelele uma othile engathathi isinyathelo ngezinombolo 2 no-3, akunjalo? Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi konke kwaziwa kuphela uma kuqhathaniswa? Futhi akekho.
Ukusebenza ngaphansi kwesiqubulo esithi "ukubamba futhi ukuphuma kuzo zonke izindleko!", Kulula ukuphuma endleleni yakho bese uthole umvuzo womunye umuntu, okungeke kwenzeke ngempela.
Yebo, vumela, uma ungenacala, awuhambanga kuyo yonke imicibisholo enamandla oye wakwenza ngokucophelela ukucisha amehlo omhle womngani. Yamukela, uma bekungeyona isifiso sokuphuma abafana, ungathanda ukuphuma esikhwameni, ukushintshanisa ngendlela eya echibini. Futhi imisebenzi kaMendeleev-Klaperson Pascal noHooke bayasuka emfuleni, befaka indawo yabo Wilde, Maupassant and Exupery. Ngakho-ke ikukuphi? Nguwe kuphela. Ukuphila - hhayi ukugijimela eyodwa nhlobo ibanga elide. Inhlekelele ayidlala i-medal evamile kanye neyodwa kuphela. Wonke umuntu unesiqalo sakhe, umzila wakhe, izigaba zakhe eziphakathi kanye nezinkomishi zakhe emgqeni wokugcina. Yona umgomo wakho wangempela. Sekuyisikhathi sokumisa, usethe kabusha isitophuwashi futhi uhambise indawo. Cabanga ukuthi ugijima lapho futhi ngenxa yokuthi uyashesha, nokuthi ngabe umgomo wakho wangempela ulahlekelwe yini. Uma uphendule ngobuqotho le mibuzo - ngeke usalwa nekhanda lakho ngokumelene neminye imikhawulo yabantu. Exhale. Futhi futhi futhi ngesibindi uhamba ngendlela - ngezinkinobho zakho kanye nemiklomelo, eyayivele ilinde ekugcineni.