Ungalondoloza kanjani umfanekiso wesifazane webhizinisi ngemuva kweqembu lebhizinisi?

Eqinisweni, ephathini lakho lokuqala lenkampani enkampanini, udinga ukulungiselela, njengobusuku bokuqala nomlingani omusha. Buza ozakwabo abanolwazi mayelana nezimo zendabuko, mayelana nesitayela sezingubo, ngamayunithi amnandi futhi-ngani? - mayelana nezipho ezingase zibe khona kulabo ababambe iqhaza abakhathazekile kakhulu beqembu. Lena enye yezindlela ezingcono kakhulu zokubamba amanzi aphezulu kakhulu e-thym-spirit (okudingekayo kuwo wonke umuntu onomdlandla wokuzikhandla). Khona-ke uzobe usuvele uziphatha kahle (futhi kwezinye izimo ngokomzimba: izitayela, ama-endorphin, amatekisi ayala) alungiselelwe inqubo yenkambiso yebhizinisi. Indlela yokulondoloza umfanekiso wesifazane webhizinisi emva kweqembu elibambisene futhi ulibambe ngokuphelele?

Ukuziphatha okulinganiselwe

Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ufuna ukuchitha konke kusihlwa kumuntu oyedwa, kungaba ukuhlakanipha ukusabalalisa ukunakwa kwakho phakathi kwabo bonke abakhona. Ngesizathu esifanayo, akufanelekile ukudansa nomuntu oyedwa kusihlwa. Esilungiselelweni esingavumelekile, noma yimuphi umuntu uba lula kakhulu. Ingxoxo ehlanganiswe ngokuhlakanipha ngesihloko esithakazelisayo ingafakwa kuwe. Kodwa, yiqiniso, ungahambi ngaphezu kokunikezwa kwensizakalo. Isibonelo, xoxisana nomphathi i-blockbuster entsha, ukuhamba nokuzilibazisa. Abaphathi bafuna ukukhombisa ubuso babo bomuntu weqiniso okungenani kanye ngonyaka. Futhi phakathi kwabasebenzi abajwayelekile, lapho bexhumana, ngokuvamile kuvamise ukuthola umzalwane noma udade ngokucabanga. Iqembu lezinkampani eziningi libangela isifo se-Hamlet nge-ubudala ubudala: Lokho kungaba noma kubole ukuze kube? .. Ngempela, kunezinto ezibaluleke kakhulu kunobusuku (noma ebusuku) enkambeni yabalingani. Isibonelo, olunye uchungechunge lwechungechunge lwakho oluthandayo, i-SPA-salon noma isidlo sokuthandana nokuqhutshwa kwe-tantric. Kodwa! Ukubamba iqhaza emkhosini ohlangene kuyimpoqo kubo bonke abasebenzi! Okokuqala, ngizokutshela imfihlo, iziphathimandla zifisa ngobuqotho ukubonisa ukuthi sonke singabantwana benkampani eyodwa. Lesi yisinyathelo esithinta abantu, ngakho-ke ungenzi ukuthi umphathi wakho uzisole ngemithombo esetshenzisiwe (lokhu kungamholela embonweni wokuthi abaphathi bakhe kudingeka basindise). Okwesibili, ukungazinaki iqembu lezinkampani, ubonisa isimo sengqondo esingafani neqembu. Futhi lokhu kungase kuthinte kakade ubuhlobo nabalingani. Okwesithathu, uyaphuthelwa ngempela umkhosi wokuphila. Cabanga nje ngalokhu: ukwelashwa okumangalisayo, uhlelo lokuzijabulisa, izipho. Futhi konke - mahhala ngokuphelele futhi nje ngawe! Iqembu elibambiseneyo liyisikhuthazo sokubonisa bonke osebenza nabo ukuthi unama-multifaceted: yebo, awuyena umqondo wokumaketha, kodwa ukuthi ungadansa kanjani!

"Ngingumgogodla emotweni yenkampani, ngakho-ke anginandaba nokuthi iqembu lihamba kanjani." Ekuhlangenwe nakho kwami ​​ngizosho ukuthi impendulo efanayo embuzweni yiyona iphayona eliziwayo. Ungabheke phansi emincintiswaneni "yezingane". Ngokusho kwengqondo, kuvela kumntwana ngaphakathi kithi ukuthi ukuqonda okuqondile kwenjabulo neholide kuncike. Uma usebenza ngokwengeziwe futhi unomdlandla ngokwengeziwe ukuthi uhlanganyele emincintiswaneni, uzwela oluningi olutholakala kulabo abakuzungezile. Akuyena yini inhlanhla ukubuyela ekhaya nge-trophy yokunqoba ngokuthembeka - ibha ye-chocolate noma i-plasma TV? Ngesizathu esifanayo, akufanele uphumule uma umhleli noma u-boss efuna ukuthi ufike noma enze inombolo ethile ye-solo. Ngelinye ilanga umphathi waphawula ukuthi umlingani wami wayekuthanda ukudansa, futhi ngokuhlekisa wamcela ukuba akhulume enkampanini. Wabubula, waqalekisa futhi wazibuza ukuthi kufanele abheke lesi sicelo njengokuhlukunyezwa ngokobulili. Yiqiniso, lokhu kwakuyisimo esinamandla ngesibindi: abasebenzi abazange babone isibalo sakhe esincane (kanye nomsakazo we-serial wemibiko yakhe yenyanga) ... Nokho, ngenkathi ebhekene nezinsipho waphuma ngengubo yakhe yangaphandle esiteji futhi wenza i-pair of graceful hip movements, ikamelo lonke wawela ecstasy yokudala. Wahlabelela ngentshiseko. Ekugcineni waqaphela ukuthi: "Yebo, akuyona ingqondo yokumaketha, kodwa ungumdansa omkhulu!" Yebo, njengoba ubona, othandekayo wami, iqembu lezinkampani liyisigaba lapho ungagcina khona ukuqonda kusukela ohlangothini olulodwa lwezindondo, okuyinto wena, ngokungangabazeki, igolide!

Bonisa wonke umuntu ukuthi ungabhaka kanjani okuhle kwenkampani. Ukwazi ukuhlukanisa ama-cutlets ezimpukane. I-Syllogism "isebenza ngenjabulo - ngeholidini njengomsebenzi" iyinhluleka ngokuphelele. Osebenza nabo beza emhlanganweni ukuze baphumule, futhi bangasebenzi. Ngakho-ke, ingxoxo yezikhathi ezikhiqizayo ezizwakalayo nakakhulu kakhulu kuzokwenza kube nokucasuka okujwayelekile. Kungcono uma ukhumbule amacala amnandi nokuthakazelisayo-okungenani amaqembu ezinkampani ezedlule, futhi uthatha (ngosizo lwekhamera noma ikhamera ye-movie) ukusabela okuvuthiwe kwabalingani nabo kulezi zinkumbulo. Ubulili bulawula umhlaba: ukwakha impilo yomuntu ngomunye ubusuku ... futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo umsebenzi! Yebo, ukudlala ngothando emsebenzini ngokuvamile kuvame amandla kanye nesici esibalulekile sokududuza kwengqondo eqenjini. Kodwa nokho kufanelekile ukuzigcina uqobo. Ngokuziphatha okungaqondile kwezakwabo osebenza nabo kwi-corporation iminyaka eminingi, inhlebo ye-anecdotal. Akungabazeki ukuthi esimweni esinjalo ungafakazela ukuthi ungumuntu ojulile nomsebenzi ofanelekayo. Isu lokuqamba: ukungabi nekusasa nokuziphazamisa ekudleni, ukuze ungadluli "imingcele yekhalori" - isongela ukwehluleka. Kunalokho, uzoqala ukukhipha yonke into etafuleni.

Uma ugcina okuthile ezandleni zakho ngaso sonke isikhathi, cishe kuncane ukuthi ufuna ukuthatha okuthile okumnandi kusuka etafuleni. Ngakho-ke, thatha isikhwama esikhwameni noma usebenzise ubusuku kusikhathele ingilazi yejusi ezandleni zakho. Azikho ezingaphezu kuka-2 ezidliwayo ezidliwayo etafuleni! Ngokusho kweYunivesithi yaseCornell, labo abasebenzisa leli qhinga lokudla, ekugcineni "banomnyama." Ngenkathi badla izinto ezingu-21% ezingaphansi kwekhalori futhi kancane kancane baya ku-buffet uma kuqhathaniswa nalabo abathanda ukugcwalisa ipuleti "kusuka ku-A kuya ku-Z". Inkinga: wena uphambene nophuzo oludakayo, kodwa ukhathazeke ngokuthi uma wenqaba njalo kusihlwa, abantu abakuzungezile bazohlushwa imibuzo ngemibuzo yezempilo noma udoti. Zizungeze! Ijusi lamagilebhisi amnyama "alinganisa" ngaphansi kwewayini elibomvu, amanzi amaminerali ngaphandle kwegesi - ngaphansi kwe-vodka, ne-lemonade elula - ye-champagne. Yebo, iningi lethu emaphathini lidla amakholori angamakhulu ambalwa kunokujwayelekile. Kodwa udinga ama-klori angu-3500 ukuze uphinde uthole i-kilogram, - ithemba. Masinyane ngemuva kweqembu, buyela emuva emisebenzini yakho yokudla enempilo. " Futhi okubaluleke kakhulu (ngendlela, lokhu akuyona inganekwane, kodwa iqiniso eliyaziwa kakhulu!) - labo abasemasonto amabili bahola ama-kilos angu-5, baphonsa cishe isigamu phakathi nenyanga, ngokumane babuyele embusweni ovamile.