Ekulungiselelweni kwalesi sihloko, kwenziwa ucwaningo oluncane, ukuhlola okubonakalayo kwamadoda aneminyaka engu-27 kuya ku-37. Okusho ukuthi, iminyaka yayikhethwe ngokukhethekile yi-active, "clockwork" esebenzayo kakhulu. Phakathi kwalabo abaxoxwa "i-macho": 1 isiBulgaria, 3 amaRussia, ama-2 aseMelika, 1 iChuvash, isiNgisi 1, 1 isi-Ukrainian nesi-1 isiGeorgia. Ngaphezu kwalokho, sinikeza izimpendulo, okuyizo zonke "eziyishumi ezivelele" ezihambelana kahle futhi zinezinhle. Ngakho-ke, madodakazi, nciphisa ama-meanders futhi nikhumbule. Kusukela kubani amadoda aphakanyisiwe, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ubuzwe nobungani.
1. Emkhakheni wombono wakhe, owesifazane ophethe izingubo eziqinile unembile. Ngokuyinhloko iso lesilisa lihlezi embhedeni ombotshwe, amabele, izinqamu. Izambatho ezithandekayo kakhulu amadoda asho umkhonto omnyama omnyama onesikebhe esivela esitheni (noma ezimbili!), Ukuze kuphuma kuwo "imilenze" enezinyosi ezinama-rubber bands kusuka emasitokisini.
Le mininingwane emincane izitshala ngokuqondile. Ukuphendula okufanayo emadodeni kuya emgqeni we-blouse ene inkinobho engabonakali, okuzoqala ukuvuleka kusuka ekucindezelweni uma kuphazamiseka, futhi inkinobho izokhipha. Wonke umuntu, ebuka kulo mgodi ojabulisayo, unethemba lokuthi uzobona konke okufihliwe ngezansi bese uthinta. Futhi uqala ukukhathazeka.
2. "Yonke imfihlakalo yowesifazane egqoke izingubo, ayigcinanga imfihlakalo yobunqunu" - isetshenziselwa ukusho indoda yasendulo. Izanamuhla nazo ziqinile. Wonke umuntu wavuma ukuthi owesifazane ogqoke izingubo ezibonakalayo ubheka izinto ezithandekayo, futhi engazange ahambe ngokuphelele. Indoda iqala ukuqala uma ukucabanga kwakhe "kugcoba" izingxenye ezingabonakali zomzimba wesifazane.
Le nqubo iyathandeka. Amadoda afisa ukucabangela le nkosikazi enhliziyweni ngezambatho zangaphansi zokuzikhukhumeza, hhayi endlini yokulala phansi. Izingubo zokugqoka ikakhulukazi, okuyiyona nje into: okusobala futhi eqoshwe kakhulu. Ngokuqondene nombala wokuhlanza, sizohlala ngokuningiliziwe.
3. Umbala wezingubo zangaphansi zabesifazane ekubonweni kwezesayensi (ososayensi abesilisa abafanayo) kuveza umphumela othize ezingeni eliphansi. Uma ungumthandi omuhle, ngokuvamile uchitha imali eningi ebomvu (obomvu) kanye nezingubo zangaphansi ezimnyama. Izenzo zombala obomvu kumthandi, njengoba wonke amadoda angu-10 ephawulwe, ethakazelisayo, eveza amandla akhethekile. Babona owesifazane onjalo izesekeli njengenkosikazi, ngubani ongahlala ekhululekile, ngaphandle izithiyo kanye nemingcele. Bona uphawu olunjalo kulolu hlobo lwengubo: ungazama isibindi, uhlanganise umsebenzi nokungahambisani nomsebenzi (ukunikeza lona wesifazane indima ehola emdlalweni wesondo). Uma le nkosikazi ilineni eliphuthumayo eliphuzi (nakuba lo mbala ungahlali ujabule), amadoda ayaqonda lokhu ukuze umnikazi walo alinde ikhwalithi yesikhathi eside yesikhathi eside, hhayi imidlalo yomdlavuza okwesikhashana.
Umnikazi wezambatho zangaphansi zombala obomvu nesipinki, amadoda abona njengowesifazane onobubele, onobubele, kodwa obhekene nezimo zokuziphatha nokubandlulula.
Owesifazane ongezembatho zangaphansi kwezingubo eziluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka kubhekwa (sorry) "ukungena ngemvume embhedeni," okumele usebenze kuwo, sebenze. Futhi konke ngaphandle komphumela. Inkosikazi enjalo enobuvila ibheka kuphela umsebenzi womlingani. Ngokuvamile, umbala okwesibhakabhaka welineni yiyona engafanelekile, "abayishumi" bethu bacabanga.
I-line eluhlaza, bacabanga, ingowesifazane ofuna lo mlingani kanye kuphela, futhi abesifazane abansundu bakhetha ukucindezelwa ngokobulili.
Umbala omhlophe. Wabonwa ngabathandekayo bethu kubesifazane abaningi. Bayazibona ngokungathathi hlangothi, ngaphandle kwesibonakaliso somuntu okhethekile.
Lona ukuhlelwa kombala. Yicabange, ukuthenga izinto ezilandelayo zabesifazane. Futhi khumbula, madodakazi othandekayo, ukuthi okubaluleke nakakhulu ukuziphatha kwakho embhedeni. Ngisho nekhethini elikhethwe kahle kakhulu nelinen elibukhali ngeke lisize uma ungumuntu ovilaphayo, owaziwa kakhulu ngobulili.
4. Yiqiniso, bonke abantu (kanye nabaphendulayo endaweni yokuqala) bayayithanda ngempela uma owesifazane ehlola (ngokuzwakalayo nangokuphindaphindiwe) "njengomthandi omkhulu." Ubheka kuye ngokumangalisayo. Akaboni nje, kodwa ubukeka ubude bakhe ngobuningi, "ukuphakamisa" amehlo akhe "akhathele isifiso sensikazi." Kusho ukuthini lokhu? Noma yimuphi owesifazane othanda ucansi uyazi. Futhi noma yimuphi umuntu othanda owesifazane onjalo uyazi.
5. Amadoda avuma ukuthi kuyathandeka kakhulu uma bezwa ukuthi owesifazane akanayo izingubo zangaphansi. Lena "ibhomu isikhathi"! Uma utshela lo muntu othandekayo ngesikhathi somdanso ophuthumayo ephalazini eligcwele iqembu elibusuku. Ungamangali uma ke ekudonsa ngokukhawuleza ekhoneni eliyimfihlo bese wenza into enhle. Ukuphikisa akusizi ngalutho, bona ngokwabo babangela "izinkanuko zase-Afrika".
6. Yiqiniso, othandekayo wakho uzokhohlwa ngokukhathala nezinkinga zosuku olusebenzayo, uma uhlangana naye emnyango cishe uhamba-ze (ku-bra eyodwa noma ibhande elivela emasitokisini) ngokubukeka okungenacala. Thatha umsila bese uhola ngqo ekamelweni, lapho angayikubona khona umbhede ovulekile, ikhethini eliyimpumputhe, kodwa isidlo esihle kakhulu setafuleni.
7. Akekho noyedwa kulabayishumi ongaziphili injabulo enjalo: lapho othandekayo wakhe ethinta ngokungalindelekile futhi ephazamisa "ithuluzi" lakhe emaphaketheni akhe. Futhi wenza cishe izinombolo eziningana (kodwa ezingaboniwe!): Emcimbini, enkundleni, enkundleni yemidlalo (!) Nakwezinye izindawo.
8. Futhi, amadoda avumile ukuthi bathanda "umgwaqo owedlule." Uma owesifazane engagcini nje ukushaya umcebo wakhe ngenkathi egibela imoto, futhi wenza okuthile okungazelelwe nakakhulu naye. Into esemqoka emidlalweni enjalo engozini ukubuka emgwaqweni futhi ungathathwa yijubane eliphezulu.
9. Futhi-ke, wonke umuntu ufuna ukuthi abathandi ngokwabo banikeze izindawo ezingalindelekile ngezocansi: kusuka emgodini olahliwe ophethe i-hayloft kuya esiteshini se-metro escalator!