Amadoda afana nama-blondes

Angikaze ngiqonde ukuthi kungani abalimi becishe baphele ngokuphelele kuma-blondes. Ngemuva kwalokho, ososayensi baye bafakazela ukuthi esikhathini esidlule amabhuleki kanye nama-reds azokunikeza ama-blondes ukuqala kwekhanda eliqinile, futhi ama-anecdotes mayelana nokuntuleka kobuhlakani kuma-blondes awaveli nje kuphela. Njengoba bethi, ukubhema ngaphandle komlilo akukwenzeka. Ngendlela, ukubhekwa komuntu siqu kuyatholakala. Umngane wami uTatyana ngenkathi owesifazane onobuhlungu obomvu ehamba, owesifazane ovamile wayekhona, futhi njengombala omhlophe wawuqoshiwe, ngaso leso sikhathi isiwula saba yisiwula. Ngakho-ke, ubuwula be-blondes akuyona inganekwane, kodwa iqiniso langempela. Kodwa umthetho awubhaliwe kubantu abathintekayo, futhi umbono wabososayensi awuwona umyalo: 99.9% wamadoda lapho ubona i-silk-isilikhi esheshayo iqala ukuqhuma ngokugcwele ngawo wonke ama-vertebrae womlomo wesibeletho ...

Ngangiqiniseke ngokuphelele ukuthi umyeni wami uVadik uhlukile emithethweni futhi akanandaba nezilwane ezimnyama. Njengoba inhlanhla ingaba nayo, emnyangweni, lapho uVadik eqondisa khona, kunezinhlanzi eziningana - ama-blondes owodwa kolunye. Awu, ngitshele, ngukuphi uhlobo lokuphila okuthula okungaba khona emva kwalokhu? Phakathi neminyaka emibili eyedlule, ngaba kabili ngibhekene nokucindezeleka okukhulu, ngathola ijaji elibusisiwe izinwele zegolide eside. Ngokuvamile, ngaso sonke isikhathi wayefuna umbiko oningiliziwe kusuka kuVadim. Futhi zombili izikhathi yena ngokwemvelo wayezibonakalisa njengobungcwele obungcwele, ehloma ama-eyelashes akhe.
"Awufaki i-noodle ezindlebeni zami," ngammisa. - Kungcono yini ukuchaza ngesiRussia ukuthi izinwele zithole kanjani ibhantshi lakho?
- Kithina sisebenza ngokugcwele kwama-blondes! Ngisho noTamara Markovna ohloniphekile, esemdala, wathola ukuthi-wabuyiselwa umbala we-platinum. Ngithemba ukuthi awunomhawu ngaye?

Uphindwe kathathu ugogo!
- Futhi wonke ama-blondes akho omamazana nawo nawogogo? Ngangibuza ngeso lengqondo.
- Zonke izinhlanzi zasentwasahlobo, - zazama ukuhleka Vadim. "Benza izinwele zabo izikhathi eziyikhulu ngosuku, izinwele zabo zizungeze ihhovisi njenge-poplar fluff."
"Ngibheke!" - Ngasongela umyeni wami ngomunwe. UVadik uzishaya ngesibindi esifubeni, ufunga ngokusobala ukuthi akakwazi ukubheka ama-blondes, ukuthi unomdlavuza kulolu hlobo lwezinwele, futhi ngokujwayelekile uyakuthanda, futhi uzongithanda kuphela futhi uzohlala ethembekile ethuneni. Yiqiniso, emva kokuvuma okunjalo sasihlanganiswa, nokuqapha kwami ​​kwaphela okwesikhashana. Kodwa ezinyangeni eziyisithupha ezedlule ngaphinde ngilahlekelwa ukuthula futhi manje sekuyisikhathi eside. Iqiniso liwukuthi wathola isithombe ngephutha ekhanda lakhe. Anginamahloni ngezinto zakhe, kodwa ngezikhathi ezithile ngenza ukuhlolwa, kuphela ngezinjongo zokuvimbela. Ngakho-ke, ephaketheni elingaphakathi eliluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka kugijethi elibethekile lathola isithombe! Nganquma ukuyihlola ngokucophelela.
Kulesi sithombe kwakukhona ihhovisi elingavamile. Esikhathini sangaphambili - itafula elimboziwe. Ekwahluleka ukungena kwe-glassware, kusobala ukuthi i-booze yenkampani. Kuzo zonke ubuso ubuso bomngane oyedwa kuphela - uVadik wami. Uhlezi phakathi nendawo etafuleni bese emnene ngentombazane enezinwele ezimhlophe ngamahlombe. Indwangu yamantombazane inhle, futhi ubuchopho bayo cishe bufana nodonsa. Amehlo afana nezinkinobho ezimbili, hhayi nje uphawu oluthile lwe-intelligence! Ngangithukuthele kakhulu, ngifuna ukusikhipha isithombe sibe yizicucu ezincane, kodwa ngase ngizizwa ngesikhashana, ngoba lokhu kuyisici kuphela.

Yebo, ngisho nakanjani! Babelindele uVadik emsebenzini, bamfaka odongeni. Wabheka isithombe futhi wahleka:
- Wreath, ingabe wena futhi okwakho? Futhi hhayi ukhathele? Yebo, angikhumbuli ngisho negama le ntombazane!
"Ngakho unakho okuningi kangangokuthi awukwazi ukuwakhumbula konke?" Faka ikhadi!
- Vitka, ngangingenalutho naye. Uyakhumbula ukuthi ngisanda kuhamba ibhizinisi eliya egatsheni lase-Odessa? Lapha ngifika ngosuku lokuzalwa komuntu, futhi ngimenywe emcimbini.
"Kuyaqondakala," ngavuma. "Kodwa kungani ubamba le ntombazane?"
- Yebo, angimamukeli! Vele ubeke isandla sakhe ehlombe ngendlela enobungane. Ngendlela, hhayi kuye yedwa. Bheka, - Vadik wabeka isithombe ngaphansi kwekhasi lami. "Uyabona, ngibeka isandla sami ehlombe lami kumuntu ohlala ezweni langakwesokunxele!" Ngamafuphi, saxabana futhi asikhulumi isonto. Kunqatshelwe omunye nomunye. Ezinyangeni ezine umyeni wami wayeziphatha njengesibonelo, akukho lutho lokuthola iphutha. Futhi ngokuzumayo uthi:
"Butha isikhwama sami." Ngisesendleleni yebhizinisi.
- Kuphi okuya khona? Ngiyacela ngeso lengqondo. Wabeka ama-eyelashes nge-naivety futhi ekugcineni wavuma: "Odessa ... egatsheni lethu".
- Ulahlekelwa yini umsikazi ku-mermaid yakho? - Angikwazi ukumelana nentukuthelo. Ngokuvamile, baphinda baphikisana. Ngawaphula amapuleti enhliziyweni yami (ngakhetha abadala ukuze ngingabi nesihawu), futhi uVadik ngokuziqhenya washiya, wayihlambalaza, futhi akazange ngisho nokuhlehlisa.
Washiya, kodwa inhliziyo yami cishe yayingeke isuke intukuthelo. Uzojabula ngalolubuhle izinsuku ezintathu e-Odessa, khona-ke uzofika, uzofika namabhokisi amathathu, kodwa kufanele ngithembele izindaba zakhe? Cha, othandekayo, le nombolo ngeke isebenze nami! Akusikho okungalungile! Ngeke ngihlale futhi ngilinde kuze kube yilapho uvuma isikhathi esisodwa: "Ngithethelele, othandekayo, ngithandana nezindlebe zami. Sihlakazeka njengemikhumbi yolwandle "... Ngeke ulinde! Ngashesha ngishiya izinto esikhwameni sami futhi ngigijimela e-Odessa. Kodwa lapho esondelene naye, okwedlula ngokwengeziwe isijeziso sengqondo saba umthengisi. Nganquma ukuthi angiqedi ukuhlukanisa, kodwa ngithenge isambatho sombukiso weminki ngemali ayeyibeke eceleni ekuthengeni isikebhe. Ukuphindisela kwami ​​kuyoba kubi!

Futhi ngifaka iBoulevard yaseFrance (endaweni ethile lapha ihhovisi legatsha labo lase-Odessa). Umshayeli wetekisi, ngesicelo sami, uhamba kancane. Futhi ngokuzumayo ngiyabona ... Emgwaqweni (izintambo ukuchofoza njengezinselo) yiyona idokodo elifanayo leBarbie esithombeni. Ngiphuma emotweni - futhi kuzo zonke izithuthi kuye. "Uyazi uVadim Zubchenko?" Indoda ethembekile ayikho into yokufihla. Uma le ntombazane iphendula ukuthi yebo, ithi, Ngiyazi lokhu, ngabe ngithole ubuhlobo bakhe ngokuhlakanipha futhi ngithuthukile. Kodwa uphakamisa imilenze yakhe emincane futhi uthi ngezipopi ze-puppet: "Cha. Ngesikhathi sokuqala engizwayo, ngiyaxolisa ... "Angizange ngibekezelele amanga anjalo amanga futhi ngathatha u-Barbie emaphoyiseni. Futhi, eqinisweni, waqala ukumbonisa konke engicabanga ngakho. I-mermaid yayiyesaba, ixhaswe kimi: "Wenzani? Misa manje! Abantu abaseduze! Ngangibheke ngokuzenzekelayo futhi ngibona: amamitha ambalwa kude nathi, lo mbhangqwana uqhakazile. Kuphela ekuqondeni kwethu ababuki konke, kodwa nje nje kiss. Izinwele zezintombi zibomvu, futhi ikhanda lezilwane liphethe ikhanda elimazi kahle ... Futhi ingubo ibuye ... Ngiphonsa i-blonde futhi lo mbhangqwana uvutha ... Ngathulule insimbi ebomvu enombolweni yokuqala. Ukusuka e-Odessa, umyeni wami wasusa ngokushesha (akukho, igatsha ngeke lihlukane ngaphandle kwakhe). Mbeke emotweni bese ehamba ekhaya. Futhi izikhiya zavinjelwa, kangangokuthi endleleni akazange abalekele. Emahlweni kaVadik wabona: ngoba kungcono ukuphonsa emotweni ngesivinini esiphezulu kunokukhuthazelela ukuxoshwa komndeni. Angizange ngihlukanise nomyeni wami, kodwa ngithenga konke kusuka kwengubo yoboya (isikhumba somboya). Wabe esephoqelela uVadim ukuba angithathe emsebenzini. Manje isimo silawulwa. Futhi ngokushesha waba abangane nabalingani bakhe abamhlophe. Kwavela, abesifazane abalungile! Ngaqaphela ke ukuthi ama-blondes akumele abekwe icala nganoma yini. Konke okubi kusuka ku-bitch ekhanda elibomvu!