Ubunqunu, ukukhululwa, ukuguqula ngokobulili ... Ngakho ngifuna ukuqhubeka nalolu chungechunge olunengqondo ngombhalo othi "ama-tattoo osondelene nabesifazane." Amantombazane akhululiwe aseNtshonalanga naseMpumalanga ayanda ukusebenzisa imidwebo yokuzidweba ukuze benze izinto ezikhangayo nezifiselekayo. Abesifazane ikakhulukazi banamuhla baye baphumelela ekudwebeni izithombe ezindaweni eziseduze.
Kungani lokhu kuyadingeka?
Ngokweminye imibiko, inani elikhulu labesifazane kusukela ezincane kuya eBulzac elihlabelelayo, ngeke likwazi ukwenza i-napolochku encane uma kungekho emzimbeni, okungenani emagodini, esifubeni, e-pubic noma e-coccyx. Lokhu kwendawo yobuciko be-tattoo kungamangala futhi kudonse umlingani wezocansi esizayo noma weqiniso ngokocansi futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo kungabonakali njengendoda yokuziphatha okulula. Amathambo ezindaweni eziseduze kwabesifazane abanika i-charm ekhethekile, njengokungathi kunesidlo esinqumayo bangeze izinongo ezinhle namafutha. Ngakho-ke, kungenzeka ukuthi isihloko esivame kakhulu "isitayela" se-tattoo yi-flora ehlukahlukene, amaphethini we-vegetative, imihlobiso namasignesha agcizelela "ukunambitheka" okuthandekayo nokumnandi.
Ngakolunye uhlangothi, abalandeli bakaJeanne d'Arc, abasondelene neJeans kanye nama-T-shirts, bavame ukukhetha isitayela "sesilisa". Kubonakala ngokuvuleka, ukuhlukumezeka, ukubonakaliswa kwamandla noma ukholo, isazi semastic, hhayi umdwebo wesithombe esithombeni. Izidakamizwa ezithandwa kakhulu "izidakamizwa" ziyizilwane ezidliwayo ezivuliwe ukuze zibuyekezwe emisipha emikhulu: izimpisi, izingonyama, ama-scorpions kanye nemifana efana nemifanekiso noma imibhalo engcwele. Ngaphezu kwamahlombe, intamo, emuva noma esifubeni, izindawo ezincane zisetshenziswa, isibonelo, amabhulashi neminwe yezithombe, amagama noma izinombolo.
Ngamanye amazwi, ngaphambi kokuya kumphathi we-tattoo kungaba kuhle ukugcina unqume ukuthi ungubani ngempela. Uma owesifazane omncane obuthakathaka, futhi engeyona i-Amazon enamahloni, ukuxuba izitayela ezimbili zobulili ze-polar zokubhala izithombe akuvumelekile. Kunezimo lapho ubuhle obwenza umdwebo wetimu "wesilisa", isibonelo, i-demonomanic, noma "ezindaweni zesilisa" esikhundleni se-love spook uthola i-lapel egcwele kubalandeli bokuqala. Futhi angingeke ngisendaweni yakho ukuze ngibheke kule ndawo yangemuva. Ngokusobala, konke kulula kakhulu - amadoda angama-nature orientation afuni ukulala nomuntu owakhumbuza okuthile ngokwabo, futhi abesifazane bagwema "ama-lesbians" abalinganiswa nama-orchids emahlombe abo. Kodwa mayelana nezimo kamuva ...
Esinye isizathu esenza abesifazane benze amathrekhi okutholakala kwendawo okuthakazelisayo "ukuguqulwa" kwamaphutha okukhona (amamaki wokuthutha emva kokubeletha, ukuphazamisa izibazi zangasese, njll). Kodwa, uzovuma, ukuthi ukufihla ukukhubazeka, kuguqula kuphela ibhalansi ekufezeni ukuphelela futhi kuphinde kuhloswe ukuheha umlingani wezocansi.
Njengento engavamile, angikwazi ukukhuluma ngalabo "abangaziwayo" besifazane, okubalulekile kubo hhayi umphumela omkhulu njengenqubo. Kwezinye izimo zenyama, ukudweba umdwebo kuphela kubangelwa ukuvusa ucansi, futhi inqubo ngokwayo - ama-orgasms amaningi kuze kube sekugcineni. Kukhona nalabo abakuzwa ubuhlungu obungokwemvelo, okukuvumela ukuthi udlulise ubuhlungu kanye nomkhuba wokuphila kwansuku zonke.
Kodwa-ke, amacala anjalo, ngenxa yokuphambuka kwabo okusobala kusukela esimweni esivamile, ahlukile ngaphandle kokubusa. Ngakho-ke, ngaphandle kwefilosofi ngokukhohlisayo, masihlale sihlala eqinisweni lokuthi iningi labantu besifazane abathandekayo bazihlanganisa nezidakamizwa ezindaweni eziseduze ngokuqondile ukuze kuqinisekiswe othandekayo.
Kungani kungadingekile?
Ngokuvamile ungase uzwe ukuthi imidwebo yesikhumba kumuntu othile yashintsha i-karma noma yanikeza umuzwa wokuzalwa kabusha kwangaphakathi, yasiza ukugcina umndeni noma intsha eyandisiwe, njll, njll. Kukhona iqiniso elithile kulezi zidwebo ezithandana nazo ezingenza kube nzima ukuphila kwababathwali babo .
- Abanye abantu abasetshenziselwa ukufuna incazelo efihliwe kuyo yonke into, njengomthetho, baphathe ngokungalungile ngisho namathambo osondelene kakhulu. Isibonelo, kunombono wokuthi isicabucabu nesigubhu "yizibonakaliso" zomlutha, kanti ama-roses nama-butterfly kukhona izifebe. Ngakho-ke, ngaphambi kokumangalela othandekayo, kuyoba kuhle ukuthola ukuthi ucabangani ngalokhu nokuthi uphatha kanjani izithombe ezizungezile phakathi kwabesifazane.
- Uma ungewona umlandeli wefilosofi ye-sadomasochism, futhi ukuze uzizwe uphila awudingi ukuzwa ubuhlungu, yona kanye indlela yokusebenzisa i-tattoo esondelene nayo ingase ibonakale ingathandeki ngokungadingekile. Ngaphezu kwalokho, okungenani amasonto amabili emva kokuphathwa, ngisho nesikhathi esihle "se-postoperative", izibonakaliso zokuvuvukala zihlala: ukukhathazeka, ukubomvu, i-edema kanye ... akukho impilo yomuntu siqu. Ingabe kufanelekile ukuzihlupha ngenxa yezinzuzo ezizayo ezingenakwenzeka?
- Ngaphandle kwalokho, ungakhohlwa ukuthi le tattoo yenziwe ngokuphila futhi lokhu mhlawumbe kuyinhloko enkulu! Iminyaka-ke iya ... Manje isifuba siphakeme futhi umpristi unwebeka, kepha kuyobe kanjani? Ngakho-ke, ngingahlala endaweni yakho ngiyeke ukuqhubeka nomfanekiso omuhle nedatha yakhe siqu endaweni esondelene nayo, ngaphandle kwalokho isikhathi singaphambukisa kuphela ifomu, kodwa futhi okuqukethwe komlayezo onjalo kuye.
Ekuphetheni, ngingathanda ukukhumbula ukuthi ngaphezu kwe "everlasting" nakolok kunezesikhashana. Futhi, njengoba u-S. Dovlatov ephawule ngokuqondile, akukho okunye okuhlala kunomphela kunesikhashana, ngakho-ke zama lokho okungashintshwa nganoma yisiphi isikhathi. Ungathathi izinqumo ezingaguquki. Njalo shiya ithuba lokubuya! Kodwa ... mayelana nalokhu, mhlawumbe, ngesikhathi esizayo.