Isipho kumuntu wangaphambili

Awuhambanga naye isikhathi eside ngaphansi kwenyanga. Kakade inyanga idlule kusukela inhliziyo yakho yehluleka ukuphumula esifubeni ekukhulunyweni kwegama lakhe noma ngonyaka, futhi mhlawumbe ngaphezulu. Kunoma yikuphi, isimo "sangaphambili" esilandelayo sichazwe ngokuqondile futhi singenakuqhathaniswa. Futhi i-serenade ngaphansi kwefasitela lakho manje ihlalwe ngamehlo ahluke ngokuphelele.


Ngoba noma yikuphi injongo ekhanda lakho akuzange ifike umqondo wesipho sokukhishwa kwesikhumba sangaphambili noma ukujabula, yenza umonakalo ojabulisayo egameni lakho konke okuhle okuphakathi kwakho noma umenyiwe kwiseshini ngokuhlonipha usuku lokunqoba kwakhe emakhono eDuma wasekhaya - ukusebenzisa Lokhu kuzodingeka kuxoxwe nayo yonke imithwalo yemfanelo.

Futhi manje isikhathi sisicindezelekile, umbuzo wesipho uyalenga, futhi akulula ukuwuphendula ngokushesha. Uzungeza izitolo ngokudideka - yini ongayikhetha?

Futhi yisiphi isabelomali?
Khumbula ukuthi isipho akuyona umsebenzi wokuhlola wokuziphatha okubi. Esikhathini isipho (kungakhathaliseki ukuthi uhloselwe bani) into esemqoka ukuqala kanye nomphumela okhiqizwayo, futhi hhayi imali oyikhokhela yona. Ungacabangi ukuthi uchitha imali enkulu, wenza i-feat. Yize kunjalo, kukhona okuhlukile.

U-Alina, omunye wabangane bami abahle, wamnika isoka lakhe lesandulela ukuvakashela eMadrid. Wayengumdlali kaCristiano Ronaldo, wayehlale ephupha ngokuvakashela iSpain ngebhebhe eliyingqayizivele ehlanganisa umuthi we-rowan.

U-Alina wangitshela ukuthi isizathu sokuhlukana kwakuwukuhlekwa kwakhe njalo. "U-Tynichego akazuzanga futhi angeke azuze ekuphileni nomlingiswa wakhe! - usakaza iziprofetho zakhe. "Futhi uzohlala ezindongeni ezine kuze kube umhlalaphansi!"

Sekuyiminyaka emibili kusukela ngesikhathi sokuphumula, sekukhuphukile ngokwezimali kangangokuthi abantu abazungezile bavutha kuphela, futhi bebengakwazi ukuyisa eMadrid hhayi kuphela odume kakhulu, kodwa wonke umndeni wakhe. Lesi sipho sasiphetha kakhulu hhayi iphupho lakhe, njengokunqoba kwakhe.

Zama ukungenzi kahle
Amasokisi ayikhulu namashumi ayishumi nesishiyagalolunye neshumi nesikhombisa, ukuwashiya ngecala eliphuthumayo - akungabazeki ukuthi amaphupho okukuthola (ngaphandle kokuthi oqoqa amasokisi akho futhi asuse i-razor eyingozi izikhathi ezine ngosuku).

Ungadluli induku
Khumbula: kuzo zonke izinto isilinganiso sibalulekile. Ithuba lokuletha isipho kumuntu wangaphambili yisizathu esihle sokugibela echibini ngekhanda lakhe, bese umhudulela i-curl yakhe kuhlaka lokumemeza isikhathi eside, ukukhethwa kwamamagazini u-Playboy eminyakeni embalwa edlule, noma izingubo zangaphansi zinezintambo ezibomvu ezibomvu.

Kungcono ukumnike ithikithi ye-cinema yenye i-premiere, ukuhamba ngomkhumbi wemoto noma uhambo lwe-flyer ukuya esikhungweni esithile sokuzijabulisa - ibhilidi ye-billiards, i-bowling alley, njll. UNowa lapha udinga ukuba uqaphele - uphazamise ngemuva kwegumbi le-billiard njengeqembu lokusekela futhi uhlabele ngemuva: "Wah-hsia da-wai!" - hhayi umbono omuhle. Ngaphezu kwalokho, mhlawumbe kakade wakwazi ukuthola intombi entsha, futhi uma kunjalo uzobe ufanele ukunikeza kabili umthamo wamathikithi, noma nhlobo ukulahla kulo msebenzi, ukuze ungabhubhisi izingxabano zombango.

Ngelinye igama, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi yini efika engqondweni yakho - ungayidluli, ingozi yokuba yindlovukazi ye-clown noma ukuba, kahle, i-apula yokungaqondani.

Ngokwemvelo ngengqondo! noma Izipho ezivela esigabeni esithi "bust"
Ukuze anikeze umfana umdanso waseMpumalanga noma ukumbeka ngesithuthuthu, egqoke i-otvyaznuyu rocker, kuyoba yinto embi kakhulu futhi engalokothi ibaleke, kodwa esimweni esidlule akuyona into efanelekile. Isikhathi "sezimanga" ezifana nalezi esikhathini esidlule (ngaphandle kokuthi uzibeke umgomo wokubuyisela umthandi wakhe wangaphambili).

Uma engumatasa kakhulu nomuntu wakhe, uyagubha usuku nosuku lwakhe, imisipha ekhanda emithathu ibala i-calories, imlalele ikhekhe elingama-3 nge-ayisikhilimu ayinalutho, futhi idonsa isisindo samasondo amathathu njengesipho kumuntu ogama lakhe linguMnu. Muscle, futhi akufanelekile. Kodwa ithikithi yonyaka eya ku-clubpodoydet yezemidlalo kuleli cala njengoba akunakwenzeka ngendlela. Mngene futhi uthi: "Ngiyakhumbula ukuthi kubaluleke kangakanani kuwe."

Futhi kungcono ukuba uqaphele ukuthi ungayinikezi isitshalo se-botanist i-roller skate, intombazane ye-bikini ebhodweni, i-petunia ebhodweni, kanye ne-ornithologist iqanda le-cuckoo, ngenkathi ikwazisa ngombono ohlakaniphile: "Mnakekele, ungakwenza!" Ufuna ukubona injabulo emehlweni akhe nokuhlonipha, hhayi ukugcoba , kunjalo?

Esinye isibonelo. Wayehlale engafuni ukuxosha umdlalo, futhi ukuzingela kwakubheka njengokuzilibazisa kwakhe okuthandayo. Futhi ukhona futhi umnike ukudoba, wanezela ngasikhathi sinye: "Mhlawumbe manje uzokwenza, uyeke ukudubula ezinganeni ezingenakuzivikela futhi ekugcineni uthole umsebenzi owusizo?" Uma lokho kwenzeka, angiyikuhleka usulu ngesobho sezinhlanzi. " Ngokuvamile, uvele nje anqume ukuthi uyabamba, futhi ayikaziwa ukuthi lesi simangalo sizophela kanjani.

Njengesipho esingathathi hlangothi, isitifiketi sokuthenga okuthile emkhakheni wezinto zokuzilibazisa, ipayipi yokubhema negwayi yekhwalithi (uma ngabe ukubhema kwangaphambili), ukukhanya kwe-flash ye-shape engavamile, isembozo sefoni esinesihloko sokuqala, uhlobo oluthile lwetiyi noma ikhofi elingaphesheya kwezilwandle yisipho esihle. Futhi uma yena, isibonelo, sushman okhulelwe - ungamnika izesekeli zokwenza sushi.

Okukhethwa kukho, empeleni, kukhona ubumnyama, futhi kubani, njengoba ungazi ukuthandwa kwakhe nokungathandeki. Into esemqoka - yibani abaqotho, khetha isipho ngomphefumulo wakho - futhi konke kuzoba!