Uhlobo lwamadoda

1. Umfazi uhlala ekhaya. Uhlobo oluthile lwezinhlamvu zomuntu. Ngesibindi uya emsebenzini, udle lokho okubekayo, uphuze lokho okuthulini. Yenza kahle umyalo "indawo" futhi "kimi." Ugqoka umholo wakhe ekhaya, uzimisele ukufaka ama-zanacheks ezindaweni ezifihliwe. Izambatho zikhetha izinkophe zomndeni ngamabhuleki emadolweni. Ukwesaba obuseduze, nakuba uphupha ngasese. Izindawo zomphakathi ziyesaba. Embhedeni, onesizotha, eNordic, futhi ngokuvamile ufika ku-orgasm ekucubunguleni. Njengomthandi akufanele neze.

2. Umfazi uyisimo se-hooligan. Ekhaya, ithule futhi inqotshwe. Ngaphandle kwendlu, ehlathini, ekhuluma, engenangqondo. Ugqoka ngokungcolile, uthanda amahembe asemhlophe kanye nezibopho eziluhlaza.

Kusukela ezimweni zamasiko yena ukhetha pivnushki nezitolo ezingabizi nge-orchestra. Uthanda ukukhuluma ngaye. Kulezi zindaba kubonakala sengathi kukhona isiphambano phakathi kukaJakobe Bond kanye nezingane ezisolwa ngokudlwengula. Yenza konke okubuthakathaka ngokwakho. Ngoba isahlukaniso sakhe asiyikuhamba. Ebudlelwaneni obuseduze, nginovalo futhi ngingaqiniseki. Uyesaba ukuphazamisa ekukhanyeni. Unika igama lakhe lesilwane lesilwane. Ukwanelisa owesifazane cishe awukwazi, kepha uthanda ukweba ingubo yokugqoka. Ukubiwe kufihliwe esikhwameni sepulasitiki kanye nezitolo ezitsheni ngaphansi kwe-spare.

3. Dude oshadile. Uhamba nge-gogol. Ibukeka ngokuqondile. Ekhaya, ubugqila obugqilazayo. Uphatha i-vodka ngokudelela, kepha ngokuphuza ngokuphuza i-whiskey eshibhile, ehamba nendaba evusa amadlingozi, yiziphi izingozi i-diplomat ejwayelekile eyimbele yona leli bhodlela le-canteen ye-CIA. Emicimbi yemasiko uhamba ngokuzithandela, kodwa ngaso sonke isikhathi ubheka nxazonke, ngenxa yokwesaba ukuhlangana nabangane bakhe. Embhedeni, ukukhuluma. I-Kama Sutra ingakwazi ukubuyisela amahora amaningi, izama ukwenza uthando ngendlela engacabangeki, ihlushwa i-fiasco. Khona-ke ubheka iwashi lakhe bese egijima ekhaya, ethembisa esikhathini esizayo ukutshela ukuthi kungani kungenzeki lutho ngalutho.

4. Ukuhlukaniswa-okujwayelekile. Indwangu ebomvu eboshiwe, izicathulo ezingcolile, i-alimony, umsebenzi e-NIIFUYA, indlu e-hruschobe noma egumbini elisendlini yomphakathi. Ukuphuma komphakathi akukwazi ukumela izizathu zomnotho. Ubheka bonke abesifazane abanokubukeka okubuhlungu, besaba ukungena ebusweni. Ukuphuza, ukuphuma endleleni, ukusabalalisa izigqoko zakhe, kusikisela ukuba uye ekamelweni lakhe. Ekhaya ulahlekile. Uzama ukondla isivakashi ngama-sprats omisiwe bese ubanika izakhi ezimbi. Ngaphandle kokuphazamisa, ubeka owesifazane esitokisini, enganaki noma yikuphi ukushayela ngokushesha okukhuphuka ngaphansi kwesigqoko. Uma enqatshelwe, uyabuya kabi, uma elahlekile futhi engazi ukuthi aziphathe kanjani ngokuqhubekayo. Ebusweni obuseduze, ulala futhi alele ngaphambi kokuba uqaphele ukuthi wayenezinkinga zokulala ocansini.

5. Umuntu osomabhizinisi ohlukanisile. Imposing. Iwashi ngaphansi kweRolex, indandatho emunwe omncane, ifulethini lamakamelo amabili nantathu. Uthanda izenzakalo zamasiko ezifana nemibukiso nezethulo. Ngaphandle okufana nomnumzane. Le ndoda igqoke ingalo yakhe njengalindi - ngakho wonke umuntu ubona futhi umona. Uphethe owesifazane onenhlamba encane, ebonisa i-jigit. Kwenza kalula izithembiso ezingalokothi zifeze. Ukhetha ukukhuluma ngocansi hhayi nomlingani, kodwa nabangani ku-sauna. Embhedeni, uvila, ulinde inkonzo ohlelweni lwe-porn oyithandayo. Uthanda ukubuza imibuzo engeyona imibono mayelana namaphutha amancane omlingani, okujabulisayo uma ehlazeka. Ukucasuka uma bemtshela ukuthi uhlukile kwabanye abafanayo.

6. Umklomelo ohlukanisile. Ihlanganisa izimfanelo ezingahambisani nazo. Evila, ehamba phambili, ephoqelela, engaphephile, engenakulinganisela, egxile. Azikho izingubo eziyizintandokazi. Futhi akukho ezinye izingubo, noma. Kuphela okukulo. Uhlala eduze komshini. Emicimbi yamasiko iya kwi-intanethi. Lo muntu akekho umfazi wangaphambili, noma izingane, noma inkosikazi ayikhumbuli. Kungabizwa kalula ngokuthi uKatya-Zyama, u-Olya-Zaikoy_shtovichkom. Ikhumbula kahle i-IP namachweba, kodwa ayikwazi ukukhumbula inombolo elula yefoni. Mayelana nokuphila okusondelene engikufunde e-intanethi. Embhedeni akenzeki. Uma ufuna okuthile kuye ukuze uzuze - ukudlwengula, ngaphandle kokusebenzisa amagama engeziwe.

7. I-bachelor ijwayelekile. Yena ugqoka kancane, kodwa uhlanzekile, ngoba uhlala nabazali bakhe. Hlala phansi. Ngaphandle kokuphikisana naye uya emabhayisikobho, kodwa ngesikhathi esenzakalayo angazula noma afunde lolu hlelo. Ekuphumeni masinyane kufinyelela ku-buffet, ekupheleni kwe-hanger. Akahambanga ngamadethi ngesikhathi sokusebenza. Ukunakekela kungaba yinde futhi ingenalutho. Ngesikhathi esithandana naye, ungakwazi ukushintsha abathandekayo abathandekayo, angayikubona. Ubuhlobo obuseduze buyatholakala kuphela endlini yakho. I-prelude iqala njalo ngokubeka i-alamu ekuseni. Ngemuva kokuya ocansini, uthanda ukuhlala ekhishini ezigqokeni zakhe ngetiyi kanye nogwayi, ukhuluma ngokuvuselela inqubomgomo yasekhaya nasezweni langaphandle.

8. I-Bachelor ipholile. Ibhuloho, indlu, umzalwane, isithole, ukulenga, ikhefu, i-loot, i-booze, i-sauna. Lolu hlobo lomuntu lubiza usuku - umcibisholo, uhlobo lwanyanga zonke - i-wiring, engaziwa - i-loaches. Kusukela ezimweni zamasiko, uthanda labo ongabamba khona bese uphakamisa ukuhlukaniswa okuphelele. Sijabule futhi sithandana. Akazishiyi ukusebenzisa amacembe amancane abafowabo, futhi unikeza iholo lakhe ngaphandle kokuhlukunyezwa kwengqondo. Embhedeni, u-cheeky, uhlanganyela ngokuzithandela izinkumbulo zakhe zezinsikazi zangaphambili nezokudlula. Uhlanganyela ocansini njengoba ephuza futhi edla - ngamandla, aze aqedwe ngokuphelele.

9. I-bachelor iyinhlakanipho. Ubakhathalela njengasekhulwini le-19. Izimbali, amaswidi, "uthanda ukubhekana nobani," "sicela," "awunandaba uma mina". Futhi nje nje isikhathi eside. Izigqoko ezinhle kakhulu, i-raincoat ende, isikhala sesiliki, amagilavu ​​ezincane, isambulela-umoba. Umcimbi wamasiko yi-credo yakhe. I-Philharmonic, Usuku lokuvula, iSonto. Ubuso obuphefumulayo, amehlo abuvalwe, izindebe zizamazama ngokumdumisa, awuboni kuze kube sekugcineni. Khona-ke uncike endlebeni yakhe bese ehlekisayo: "KwakunguNkulunkulu." Njengoba isipho siletha uhlelo olungavamile lwe "IziKronike ZaseCeltic" ngesiLatini. Ngaphambi kokuba ubuhlobo obuseduze bufike ngokungavamile. Uma kwenzeka, lo mlingani ulele ngisho nangaphambi kokuba aqede ngokumemeza umzimba wakhe ophezulu.