Kwabaningi bethu, i-resort akuyona kuphela amabhishi, ukuvakasha kanye nokudla kwezilwandle, kodwa futhi nokuthandana okungenakulibaleka, okuthakazelisayo. Kodwa kukhona elinye iphuzu lokubuka: "Fi! Kungani kungaba njalo? Kimi! Unayo inoveli? Ayaziwa kuphi? Ayaziwa ukuthi ubani? "-kufanele ubuze abanye besifazane. Kodwa bazogcina lo mqondo kuze kube yilapho bona ngokwabo bewela kule ndawo. Absolutely yedwa, ngokuphelele mahhala futhi edlala kwemizwa. Yilokho okungenakwenzeka ukuthi banesithakazelo: futhi bonke bathola yini kulezi zinsuku ezincane, ezibuthakathaka, eziyingozi emibonweni yomzimba nomoya we-spa?
KUYINI UKUPHILA?
Ingxenye yombhalo weholide edilini langempela le-ego yakho. Wena uyinkosikazi yalesi simo. Ukhetha ukuthi ubani, kuphi nokuthi uzochitha isikhathi esingakanani. Akukho ukuphila, akukho izibopho. Uthola injabulo kuphela futhi uzihloniphe wena nezwe elizungezile, lapho i-hero ye-romance yakho yamaholide eyingxenye.
Futhi ngokuphambene nobuhlobo bakho obuhlala njalo "obujwayele", i-romantic romance ikusiza ukuba uzizwe futhi unesifiso esikhangayo, esifanelekayo, esifanele ukuhlangana kahle kakhulu. Ngaphezu kwalokho, "enkundleni" ungacabanga nganoma yisiphi isithombe: i-vamp female, i-nymphet e-whimsical, amantombazane "e-wind whirlpool" noma i-coquette ejabulisayo. Futhi uma ama-mask asemthethweni akwanele kuwe ngezinsuku zamasonto, ungahamba nokunethezeka okukhulu kakhulu: yiba yedwa. Akuyona yini inkululeko yangempela?
Ukuthandana kwamaholide kuzokunika ithuba lokuzama hhayi nje ekudaleni isithombe sakho, kodwa futhi nasecansini. Uzongikhetha nini ukugcwalisa yonke imizwa yakho evinjelwe kakhulu? Khona-ke akekho ozokuhlambalaza ngisho nangendlela yokuziphatha okungavamile kakhulu.
Ngokuvamile, i-holiday romance iyinhlangano yokulwa nokucindezeleka kwangempela. Emva kwakho konke, ngenxa yalokho, uthola imizwa eminingi emihle! Futhi lokhu kuyigugu empilweni yakho futhi igcwele umsebenzi wansuku zonke.
YINI IMIBUZO?
Ukugijima ekuthandweni kwezokuvakasha kulula. Futhi kuyoba kanjani - futhi ukukukhetha. Nazi ezinye ze "zenzakalo" ezidume kakhulu - ngawe nangenxa yakhe.
Ubuhlobo Babantu
Nina: Khona-ke baya ezindaweni ezikude ukuze bazi kangcono izikhangayo zendawo. Kungenzeka - futhi ngesimo sombono wendawo osikiwe. Izakhamuzi ezigcobe, ezigcoziwe, ezithokozile zaseGrisi, eSpain, eTurkey, eCyprus naseGibhithe zibukeka zikhangayo. Futhi balungele ukunikeza uthando lwabo abakwamanye amazwe abakhangayo. Ngakho kusuka kulawa mazwe awunakwenzeka ukuba uhambe unganelisekile.
OH: Yebo, unenzalo eyishumi nambili noma enhle, enomnyama nabesifazane abathathu abalalelayo nabahle. Kodwa INDLELA yokuhlala kulo mkhuba ojwayelekile wansuku zonke, ucabangela abanye bonke laba besifazane abamhlophe abamhlophe, ngakho-ke mahhala futhi bajabule, njenge-ngezindinganiso zamazwe asempumalanga - angenakuqhathaniswa!
Siphinde sithandeke kubo. Isithelo esinqatshelwe kakhulu. Yingakho bethwala ngezandla bese bephuza izinhlayiya zothuli. Futhi ebusuku - nje isiphepho sokuthakazela!
I-Carnal ijabule
Nina: Uma sekuyisikhathi eside nifuna ukuthola okuhlangenwe nakho okusha, indawo yokubhuka yindawo yokukhetha "uthisha" ofanele. Yebo, futhi imingcele yomlingani ozayo ebhishi ibonakala ngamehlo. Futhi uma usuqumile, khona-ke ujabulele futhi ungazizwa uzisola, ngisho noma othile ekulindele ekhaya. Okokuqala, ngomngani omusha ungazama into enamahloni okuyenza ezandleni zomlingani ohlala njalo. Okwesibili, ngakho-ke ungasebenzisa ulwazi lwakho olusha. Futhi okwesithathu, uzoqinisekisa ukuheha kwakho hhayi kuphela kuye, kodwa kwabanye abantu. Emehlweni kuyoba khona ukukhanya okuqhakazile kwesifazane owanelisekile, futhi ukuzethemba kuzothuthukela esibhakabhakeni!
HE: Ingxenye yesilisa ifuna ukubhuka "ngaphandle kwe-samovar yabo" ngezizathu ezifanayo. Phula kude nokuphila kwansuku zonke, izinsuku ezimbalwa ukulahlekelwa ikhanda ... Yiqiniso, uma owesifazane elandela ikhwalithi, ke amadoda, ngezinye izikhathi, nangokwengeziwe. Ukuqoqa imilenze ende kunazo zonke, amabhasi amaningi kunazo zonke, ezithokozisa kakhulu - isenzo sokuvuna esivamile kakhulu. Kodwa ummeli onjalo kufanele ngokuqinisekile abe nekhono ezindabeni ezijabulisayo.
Ukukhala emgodleni
Wena: Kwenzeka futhi. Eholidini silwela abantu abachitha amaviki ama-weekly emahhovisi ama-stuffy, abasebenza kusukela ekuseni kuze kube sebusuku ngaphandle kwezinsuku kanye namaholidi, futhi bebanqatshelwe ithuba lokuxhumana ngokujwayelekile ngezihloko ezingabonakali nomuntu onentshisekelo.
Ngomuntu onjalo, ungase uhleke, ukhulume ngezinto ezincane, uxoxe ngesidlo sasekhaya kanye nensizakalo. Futhi -ukuvula noma yimiphi imfihlo yakho bese ukhuluma nje. Akuyingozi, ngoba ngaleso sikhathi ngeke uphinde ubonane. Mane ungayithwali ngezinkinga zakho zansuku zonke, ngoba akazange eze e-resort ukuze alalele "ukuthi yimuphi umlenze lo makhelwane uvela phezulu" noma ukuthi ujabule kanjani isisindo ngenxa ye-herbal enemas.
OH: Njengoba kunzima ukukholelwa, amadoda akuzona ama-robot ocansi, futhi ngaphandle kokuzijabulisa ngokwenyama nje badinga ingxoxo enhle. Kodwa uma uzwa imishwana efana nalokhu: "Umama akavumelani nokukhulumisana kwami namantombazane" noma "Ngabalekela umkami, uyangithanda kakhulu", balekela kude naye! Zitholele i-interlocutor, obani ofuna ngempela ukukunikeza "i-vest" yakho. Phela, kumnandi kakhulu ukulalela izenzo zangempela, ngisho noma ngabe zenziwe kancane, kunokuba uhlobo luni lwefrying umfazi wakhe omncane owawushaya.
Intsha yesibili
Nina: Gwema kude nomqondo wokuthi uthando lwezokuvakasha kulula ukuthola intombazane encane ene-model model. Wonke umuntu unenhloso yakhe siqu. Futhi uma ungenalo 20 futhi ngisho (asivumelani nanoma ubani!) - asisekho 30, khona-ke kuwe kukhona abahlonishwayo abafanelekayo okwamanje abakwazi ukuthola imfundo enhle nomqondo wokuthi "udumo lomfaniswano," ukuziphatha kahle futhi ukuthi lo wesifazane - le nkosikazi enhle, hhayi "inkukhu", "zenka" nelithi "hey baby, imbongolo enhle!". Awucabangi ukuthi imibono yakho iyavumelana?
OH: Abantu abangaphezu kuka-50 banenkululeko enkulu. Ngekhono elifanayo bazokwazi ukuthakazelisa owesifazane owaziwayo kanye nesidalwa esincane. Uhambo oluya eholidini labo abaningi lufana nethuba lokuphunyuka futhi njengendodana encane nokuzibonakalisa ukuthi kukhona namanje i-powder emaflaskini. Futhi ngoba - kungakhathaliseki ukuthi umlingani wakhe ungomunye u-lolita noma unkosikazi weminyaka yakhe - uzozama ukuletha okungaphezulu. Kuye, uma uthanda, ukuhlolwa kwamandla. Umnikazi - namanje kakhulu wesilisa - umzimba.
I-Manic-macho
NI: Kuyinto eyenzeka ukuthi abesifazane beseholidini bacabange ingxenye ephelele yenkonzo hhayi kuphela igumbi lezinkanyezi ezingu-5 nezindlela zokwelashwa, kodwa nezinsizakalo zocansi. Futhi yikuphi okunye, uma kungenjalo lapha, ungaqaphela isenzo esinjalo? Ikakhulukazi ngoba akekho owaziyo! Zizizwe unkosikazi waleso simo, uphonsela umthethosivivinywa ngokuqondile ezambatho ezilula ze-stripper. I-adventure enjalo izokufaka kancane ukushayela empilweni yakho, ikakhulukazi uma ekhaya uhlale "intombazane enhle" njalo.
HE: Ulungele ukukhokhela injabulo yakho? Ngokuphindaphindiwe, owesilisa othokozelayo uzodlala indima yothando lomthandi, ekulungele ukugqoka owesifazane othandekayo ezandleni zakhe. Futhi, mhlawumbe, kungcono ukuba nomsizi "osizayo" ozokwazi ukufeza zonke izifiso zakho futhi apheleke empilweni yakho kuze kube phakade kunomgigol ghostly ozobe "akhohlwe" ukukukhokha ekudleni, uye ku-akhawunti yakho nge-excursion ebizayo futhi, endleleni, uthole nezinye izinjabulo eziningi. Nguyiphi kulababili othembekile kakhulu - ukhethe wena.
Futhi uma lokhu kuyithando?
Nina: Ngeke nikholelwe ezindabeni zezinganekwane. Kodwa lo mhlobo omusha ufana nokuhle kwakho! Enhle, ehlakaniphile, enakekelayo, ngaphandle kwezinkinga zezimali, kodwa ukuthi ungayinakekela kanjani! Futhi usondele kangakanani kulezi zinsuku ezimbalwa! Kodwa uma ulimi luqala ukubuza: "Futhi ngizokwazi nini umama wakho?" - kangcono uhlale uthule. Okungenani ukuze ungazitholi injabulo yakho engalindelekile. Kuzogcwaliseka - kodwa, kodwa akugcwaliseki - kodwa ngeke uzizwe ubuwula.
Yena: Ubulili besilisa bubukeka ngendlela ebonakalayo emhlabeni, ukuzikhandla kwabo akunakuncibilikisa ngisho nosuku olushisayo elangeni. Futhi lokhu kusho ukuthi, ethanda, ngokushesha uqala ukucabanga: uzohlala kanjani? Ubani ozoshiya indlu, abangane nomsebenzi futhi aqale konke kusukela ekuqaleni? Futhi ingabe kukhona imali eyanele kulokho konke lokhu? Ngakho ungakhathazeki uma kuqala okuthandayo okukunikeza "ngenkathi uxoxa ku-ICQ, bese sizocabangela okuthile". Udinga isikhathi: ukuthola ukuthi kwakunjani - uthando noma imizwa yangempela. Futhi uma, noma kunjalo, wakwazi ukuthandana, bese ulungisa umhlabathi wokuphila kwakho okuhlangene.
THOLA
Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ujabulise kangakanani isifiso sakho solwandle olunomusa, ilanga elimnandi nelingahlosile abalandeli, kukhona izinto okudingeka uzikhumbule kunoma yiziphi izimo.
CONTRACEPTION
Ukuqoqa izinto ezisemgwaqweni, ungakhohlwa ngamakhondomu. Thenga okuqinile kakhulu futhi ufake zonke izikhwama zakho nezikhwama. Khona-ke uzovikeleka ngisho nasesimweni esiningi kakhulu.
QAPHELA
Kuyinto eyodwa yokwenza uthando kumfokazi omuhle ekamelweni lakho lehhotela, futhi okunye - ukunquma ukuya kumvakashela (kungekude, amahora ambalwa emotweni yakhe) noma ngemikhumbuzo emakethe enkulu empumalanga, lapho ekwazi konke, futhi awazi akukho imigwaqo, akukho ulimi. Noma kunjalo: ungavumeli umuntu ongajwayelekile ukuthi abone ukuthi ubekaphi izinto eziyigugu, futhi ngisho nangaphezulu ungashintshi amakheli namakholi naye.
Ukungalindelekile kukaNedetsky
Vuka, futhi eduze - ongaziwayo? Ngakho-ke, iqembu lika-izolo alilona ize. Ungangcolisi wena noma wakhe. Uma uthanda umuntu olala nawe ngaphansi kwengubo eyodwa, yazi futhi uqhubeke ulala ngokuthula uze uthole isifundo esithakazelisayo, futhi uma kungenjalo, phatha umakhelwane wakho kwasekuseni bese uya ekhaya. Ngomzuzu uzolikhohlwa ngakho, futhi "intombazane embi" ukudlala ngisho nice!
UKUTHUTHUKISWA KWEZINDABA
Ukuhlukanisa ubuciko obuphelele. Futhi lapho umuntu ezama "ngokuthula" ingxenye, kusihlwa kusihlwa, ukuhlela isidlo sothando futhi akubonise ngezipho zokuhlehlisa - lokhu akuyona indlela embi kunazo zonke. Emva kwakho konke, abantu abaningi benza ngokuphambene kakhulu - baphuze "ngokusizi" noma ngokuvamile baphunyule ngokuthula. Ziduduze ngezibalo: kuphela amaphesenti angu-5 ama-romance eholide aphela emshadweni. Kodwa noma yikuphi umphumela wakho, into esemqoka - ungazisoli. Kungcono ukukhombisa ukuhlakanipha kwabesifazane, vumela kalula futhi ujabule - ube nesikhathi esihle kakhulu ndawonye.
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