Lona yi-Sparta!
Amahlaya."Ukuqaphela amaSpartan", i-parody ye-blockbusters yakamuva nemibukiso ye-TV ethandwayo, yayingenangqondo njengoba ngokuvamile ikwazi ukucabanga - i-Paris Hilton ne-Britney Spears e-Hunchback e-Well of Death akuyona into emangalisa kakhulu eyenzeka lapha.
Umqondisi: uJason Friedberg, u-Aaron Zeltser
Cast: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Didrich Bader, ...
Ukuxosha amazwi angenakulibaleka Ngizosinda Gloria Gaynor, 13 (!) AmaSpartan adansa ama-Thermopylae - ukulwa nebutho le-Xerxes eliyingozi. Ngaphambi kweSparta yakhe yendawo yindawo yemithetho eqinile. Uma umntwana we-shrek ohlaza ezalwa lapha, uphonswa ehlathini. Uma umntwana engumAsia, mnike uB Brad Pitt no-Angelina Jolie. Uma owesifazane ebeletha ingane efanelekayo - isilevu futhi enezinhlamvu emathunjini, ukhuliswa njengompi. Ngaphambi kwamaSpartan elinde igazi nenkazimulo, u-Xerxus u-fat, waxosha iParis Hilton kanye noTransformer we-idiotic, owalandela kuphela ifilimu.
Kakade ekuqaleni, ngokubonakala kwe-penguin ekhuluma ngokumangalisa, iNkosi uLeonid okumelwe ilwa nayo, konke kuyacaca. Uma amanye ama-movie e-parody, afana ne-"Pistol Naked", "Izinhlayiya" kanye ne "The Scary Movie", yizinqubo zokuhlanza, ukubulala okuvamile ukuziphatha kwamaHollywood, ngakho-ke "amaSpartan" esihogweni, lapho amafilimu kanye nezimpikiswano zabezindaba , njengoParis Hilton, ngemuva kokufa. Lapha bahlushwa amadimoni amancane, hhayi okugcina kuwo abaqondisi bemidwebo uJason Friedberg no-Aaron Zeltser, abaye badubula kakade "I-Epic Cinema" ne "Thrill".
Benza ngaphandle kwenzondo, mhlawumbe ngisho nangothando - ngakho udokotela ohlinzayo angakhuluma ngesineke ngesisu esidla umzimba wesiguli. Inkinga (uma kukhona inkinga lapha nhlobo) ukuthi bobabili abafana badangele njengama-canaries ku-ecstasy. Emthonjeni wokufa, lapho uLeonid ehla khona amanxusa asePheresiya, aphule uBrazil Spears, ojaji kanye nabaholi be-TV ethandwayo, uParis Hilton ubonakala enesigxobo esiphambene nesibhamu nesibhamu - imiphumela yokuboshwa, ngemuva kwendlovukazi yaseSpartan (indlovukazi yaseSpartan uCarmen Electra) I-Borat "kanye nomkhiqizi we-fatin-u-villain we-" Borat "wangempela uKen Davitian uvela endimeni ka-Xerxes.
Kodwa uFriedberg noZeltser bahlambalaza ngenxa yokungabi nakakhulu - emva kwakho konke, njengobulukhuni bethu, "ifilimu yethu ehamba phambili" iqoqe imali enhle kakhulu, futhi abadali bayo abakwazi ukubizwa ngokuthi bangenangqondo. Kuphela nje ukuthi ayikho i-parody - abangani ngokweqile bakhela izwe labo siqu ngaphandle kokudoba okuthuthukisiwe, njengobungozi be-projectionist, unyaka nonyaka baphoqelelwe ukuba babheke konke okuya emidlalo yaseshashalazini, futhi kusihlwa, beza ekhaya - bebuke nomkakhe umbukiso we-TV odumile. "Kukhona owesifazane kuphela emhlabeni okufanele uthembele, uLeonid," umkakhe utshela i-tsar. "I-Oprah ...", - uyagxuma ngokuqonda.
Ifilimu ayiboniswa abagxeka eMelika ngaphambi kokuqala, okwesaba ukuqhuma ibhomu. Ngemuva kwe-premiere, ikhasi lokubeka imibono kwi-movie ku-imdb lagcwaliswa ngokoqobo ngamakhilomitha emilayezo eqala ngamagama athi "Lokhu kuyifilimu engakaze ngiyibone ngaphambili." Akumangalisi ukuthi baningi kakhulu - ngesabelomali sesigidi esingu-18, ifilimu yaphakamisa izigidi ezingu-34. Ukuphindiselela kuyamnandi, nokuphindiselela kubakhiqizi kuyahlonishwa, kodwa akusikho okungezansi kunokuba "Ukwazi amaSpartan," amabhayisikobho kanye nemibukiso emabonakude athile - ikakhulukazi.
Futhi uma ufika kulefilimu enamandla, engenangqondo, engenayo ihlanganisa ifilimu lapho lokhu noma lokhu kuhlaya kuthathwa khona, ikati lepassie likhazimulayo ebhokisini leSandman, futhi i-Transformer ifakwe emgqeni onamathele ekhoneni, awusoze uhleka - noma lapho i-penguin ivela, noma lapho iNkosi Leonid ibonisa i-Wookiees - kubi. Noma awubonanga wonke lawa mafilimu, noma uyabathanda, noma wenza iphutha ngomnyango - "Alexander" Sokurov ubonisa endaweni ethile ekamelweni elilandelayo.