Uma umuntu evuma ukuthi uyamesaba insikazi yesifazane - ayikho inkohliso emazwini akhe! Uma ebiza i-bitch isidalwa esibi nesihlambalazayo futhi, bathi, akafuni ngisho nokukhuluma ngaleyo nto - ulele! Njengoba akekho omunye uhlobo lwabesifazane abamhehayo, alukhathazi, alujabulele noma aluphonsa ngendwangu yokugwala, njengenhlanzi. Ngakho, i-bitch yabesifazane - ingubani yena?
Kwabanye, uyisidumbu sesifazane, kwabanye - isoni, okwesithathu - ingonyama yezwe, yeyesine ... Ubuhle bokufa, ukuduma kwezulu, ukuhamba kwezilwane, owesifazane oyimfihlakalo - konke okuphathelene naye. Futhi kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ubizwa kanjani ngaso sonke isikhathi, kunemibono eminingana ebalulekile phakathi kwe-bitch yesifazane nanoma iyiphi enye. Ingabe unentshisekelo kulokho?
Bheka nxazonke. Ngisho nokubuka okubhekayo esixukwini kunokwanele ukuhlukanisa It kusuka ezizungezile. Uzohlala uhlukanisa inhlanzi yabesifazane kubo bonke abanye besifazane ngokubukwa kwamadoda amlandela. Izohlala ihlukanisa ukuma okuvela esixukwini, ukubukeka ... Abafani nabanye abantu, kodwa ezinye ezikhethekile. Wena ngokwakho uzoqaphela: i-stinker yesifazane ayifuni nje - iyabonakala, ngeke isetshenziswe ngakho: "uhambe" -yanyamalala. Bheka ukuthi ugqoke kanjani-ukhonze. Ulimi ngeke luphendule ukuthi: "ukhuluma" - ukhuluma.
Uma indoda kwadingeka ibhekane ne-bitch okungenani kanye empilweni yakhe, uyayikhumbula yonke imihla yakhe. Futhi uma ru ugorazdilo ethanda yena, khona-ke konke ukuphila kwakhe uhlala enhliziyweni ehluthiwe! Ngemuva kwalokho, akayithandi - iyinciphisa!
With crusher ezinjalo izinhliziyo njalo enzima, esabekayo, echithayo. Kodwa okwezisayo akukaze kwenzeke. Owesifazane onamahloni akahlale engalindelekile. Ubeka imithetho yakhe futhi amenze abheke. Futhi zama ukungalingani nabo! Eceleni kwalo kungaba kuphela indoda eqinile, efanelekile. Yingakho i-bitch yangempela ayikho (N-I-K-O-D-D-A!) Ngeke ibe yindoda, umama, umngane ...
Impela, umehluko obaluleke kunawo wonke wesinkwa sowesifazane kusuka kunoma yimuphi omunye ummeleli wesigqila (kodwa hhayi obuthakathaka) ukuthi akasoze amtshela muntu ngecala elingalungile empilweni yakhe. Umgwaqo uhlelwe ngokuphelele kubo bonke abantu. Ongazange ube ngowakhe - umngane, osebenza naye, umphathi, ngeke wazi ukuthi kwenzekani emphefumulweni wakhe. Akekho, ngisho nomuntu oseduze kakhulu, ngeke athembele imfihlakalo ngezimpawu eziyisikhombisa ezibizwa ngokuthi "umphefumulo"!
Futhi manje ubukeka kahle esibukweni. Hlaziya okungenani inyanga yokugcina yokuphila kwakho: uke wabheka kaningi kangakanani imibono yabantu besifazane? Uvame ukucabanga ukuthi kukhona okungeyona into ehlukumezayo eyigcina, ukuze ungakhothameli phambi kwakho? Ucabanga ukuthi konke lokhu okukhiphayo akukhona kuwe? Uqinisile! Kodwa kuphela uma kwenzeka uvila futhi wesaba ukushintsha okuthile kuwe, impilo yakho, emikhuba yakho.
Ake siqonde: ngubani yena-u-bitch-woman?
Ngokuvamile, lokhu, okwamanje, akukhulumi ngolunye ubusuku, noma kabili. Ngakho ake sixoxisane ngesisekelo sezinto ezisisekelo ze-bitch yesifazane - uthando kuwe. I-Bitch, okokuqala, yilowo ozithandayo! Futhi akukho lutho ngoba akekho ozokwenza lokhu, enye yezimvo eziphakeme kakhulu nezidakiwe. Uma, uNkulunkulu engavunyelwe, inhlanzi yesifazane iqala ukusikhafulela, ukuzizwa kabi, futhi ukucindezeleka nokucindezeleka kuyokwenza ukuba kwenzeke inkungu futhi ikhuphuke emehlweni akhe - sekuyisikhathi sokuphumula. Ngakho-ke, wayesevele ephenduke enye yalabo abathandekayo, abaxoshwa, bexoshwa besifazane esixukwini. Luhlobo luni lwe-bitch lokhu?
Uthando luqala kuphi u-bitch-woman? Cha, ama-kilogram ama-cosmetics, izinqwaba ze-negligee ekamelweni lokulala, inani lezinhliziyo zabantu, eliphukile ngamatshe angenakufinyeleleka enhliziyweni, ayihlangene naso. I-Bitch iqala uthando lwakhe ngaye ... ngemishwana: "Lalela, ngokwanele! Yilokho konke! Ngikuvimbela ukuba uziphathe kabi! I-pre-shcha-yu! Uzwa? "
Ukuzimisela okuphelele kwenkulumo kuzalwa ngokuphindaphindiwe lapho kubonakala ukuthi akusekho nhlobo indlela. Ubumnyama obukhulu bokuphelelwa yithemba, egcwele ukuzonda futhi ukungenathemba empilweni yangomuso ... Kulo mlotha ukuthi iningi le-bitch langempela lizalwa.
Ngakho, ukuqala kuphi? Ngiyeluleka, ngendlela, ukuyenza namhlanje. Beka konke emuva futhi uzisebenzise ngokwakho ... okugeza okumnandi nge-foam. Amakhandlela, ingilazi yewayini elikhanyayo kanye nomcabango owodwa ekhanda lakho: umuntu ongcono kakhulu okuphethwe yisifiso esivulekile kuwe! Ngakho-ke uvumela ngempela umuntu omangalisayo kakhulu ukuba anelisekile ngesinye isimo sengqondo kuye, ngaphandle kokuhle kakhulu? Futhi bobabili bevela eceleni kwakhe nakwabanye.
Isikhathi eside ekugezeni ungalali phansi, kodwa uphume futhi sekuyisikhathi sokuphatha umuntu ongcono kakhulu ngekomishi lekhofi elimnandi noma itiye eliluhlaza. Kungenzeka nge-lemon. Noma nge-chocolate. Okubaluleke kakhulu, ukuthi umphefumulo wakho ujabule. Futhi amehlo ayiphundu.
Futhi ake sivumelane nje ukuthi owesifazane okhulu kakhulu ovele nje avela ebuqhumeni obuqhumayo ngeke aphuze ikhofi, itiye, noma amanzi nje endebeni ngesibambo esiphukile noma esiphukile. Mphonse khona manje kudoti. Abesifazane abahle kakhulu kufanele baphuze esitsheni segolide. Kwanele ukulondoloza isevisi yezivakashi. Ungumvakashi oyinhloko kuleli zwe. Thola okuhle kunazo zonke, futhi ngikujabulise amehlo akho njalo uma ufuna ukuphuza ...
Lokhu kungukuqala, futhi uqhubeke ukuza ngokwakho. Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi uyazi konke lokhu! Kancane kancane ukhohliwe! Qaphela, futhi imiphumela izoba nzima.