Yini ejabulisa bonke abamele abesilisa?

Ucwaningo olwenziwa ngamadoda ezizwe ezahlukene aphakathi kweminyaka engu-25 no-40 lwaqhutshwa. Ubudala abuzange bube yize bukhethwa yi-"clockwork" kakhulu futhi busebenza - yilolu datha lokuhlola olwenze ukuba kube khona ukuveza uhlu lwezinto ezijabulisa kakhulu amadoda. Akukhona nje ngezocansi. Izinto ezihluke kakhulu "zingathola" noma yikuphi umuntu, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ubumnene nobuthandayo "bendlala".


Ukunamathela izingubo

Emisebenzini yanoma yimuphi umuntu, owesifazane ophethe izingubo ezifanele ngokuqinisekile uzothola. Iso lendoda lihlala nje lihlala phezu kwe-popcorn, isifuba namathanga. Into ehlukumeza kakhulu yembatho yokugqoka amadoda ebizwa ngokuthi isiketi eside esimnyama esinomshini ophezulu wokusika. Okuhle kakhulu, uma kuvela kulokhu kunqunywa, kubonakala sengathi izikhonkwane ziyi-spiky ne-panties ye-rubbery evela emasitokisini. Imininingwane enjalo ebonakalayo encane ingaholela ngokuqondile.

Cishe ukusabela okufanayo emadodeni kuzoba ngendwangu ye-blouse ene-inkinobho engavunyelwe, ekulungele ukukhipha ukucindezeleka kwesifuba esikhulayo. Noma yimuphi umuntu ngeke akwazi ukusikhipha amehlo esivumelwaneni esingenasisekelo, enethemba lokubona noma ukucabanga konke okufihlekile. Lokhu, ngendleleni, kujabulisa kakhulu kunesifuba esingenalutho.

Ubunqunu obufakwe kancane

"Yonke into eyimfihlo yabesifazane besembatho, ayinikezi izimfihlo zokuhamba zezimpahla" - kusho indoda yasendulo. Susa wonke amadoda anamuhla. Ubulili obufihliwe futhi obungaqondakali esimweni esinikeziwe - ukuthunjwa uma kufunwa ukudukisa umuntu. Ngokuningi kakhulu kubheka owesifazane ogqamile futhi ogqoke ngokocansi, kunokuba ahamba ngokuphelele. Amadoda azinikezela uma ukucabanga kwabo kubizwa ukuba "kuqede" izingxenye ezingabonakali zomzimba wowesifazane.

Yena ngokwakhe u-protsestakogo "ophazamisa amehlo" uyajabula. Amadoda afisa ukucabangela inhliziyo yenkosikazi ngesineke esicasulayo, hhayi ku-nightclub endala yezintombi phansi. Ikakhulukazi iyilineni, okuyiyona nje into ebonakalayo: okusobala kanye ne-notch enkulu. Ngokuqondene nobubanzi bombala welineni, lokhu kufanelwe isihloko esihlukile.

I-Tsvetzhensky line

Umbala wamanzi uthinta amadoda ezingeni elingenakuqonda. Umthandi omuhle nolwazi uyosindisa imali yezinsimbi ezibomvu nezomnyama. Izenzo ezibomvu njengenjabulo enkulu, lo mthunzi uveza amandla akhethekile, futhi abamnyama - amandla okuphila. Owesifazane kulezi zesekeli ezinjalo ubhekwa njengendlovukazi, akwazi ukugcina ekhululekile, ngaphandle kwezithiyo nemingcele. Amadoda abona isibonakaliso esifanayo isibonakaliso ongayilinga, sihlanganise ukungabi nomusa ngomsebenzi, okwenza owesifazane abe yingxenye ehola emidlalweni yezocansi.

Uma ingubo yangaphansi ye-nadame (lolu mbala ngokuyisisekelo awujabuli), ke-ke amadoda ayaqonda ukuthi umnikazi wayo ubaluleke kakhulu kunezocansi, nobuhlobo obujulile. Lekhwalithi ye-znakomzhidaniya kanye nobulili obuhlala njalo nempendulo yenyama, kanye nokuthokoza kwe-necrolic imizuzu embalwa.

Umnikazi we-violet ne-pink isethi yezingubo zangaphansi, amadoda abona njengomuntu onobubele futhi obuthakathaka, kodwa obhekene nemigomo yokuziphatha nokubandlululwa okuhlukile. Awukwazi ukuzama ukudla, ngeke uzivumele ukuthi uphambuke ocansini "ovamile" ngokuqondene nazo zonke izinhlobo "zokuphambene."

Abesifazane babukeka sengathi "bangena embhede", amadoda nabesifazane bazosebenza kanzima - kaningi, ngaphandle komphumela obonakalayo. Ngokombono wabo, owesifazane onobuqili ubala kuphela emsebenzini wobulili womlingani. Amadoda ngokuvamile ayobhekwa okwesibhakabhaka ngamaphini angaphansi kokungavumelekile.

Ama-greenbelts, amadoda acabanga, aphephile, athambekele ekuxhumaneni kwesinye isikhathi kumuntu wesifazane. I-lingerie yama-Brown, nayo, iyathandwa ngabesifazane abacindezelwa ngokocansi futhi bezungezwe izinkimbinkimbi.

Umhlophe umbala ngokuvamile omelelwe owesifazane phakathi kwabantu. Isihloko esihlukile isitayela esimhlophe seqhwa somlobokazi. Lokhu ngokuvamile kungaphezulu kwezingcingo zesilisa zocansi. Nakuba kungenakubala, akubangeli imizwa ekhethekile - kokubili okuhle nokubi.

Imicabango ngokuzwakalayo

Wonke umuntu uyayithanda uma owesifazane ehlaziya ngokuzwakalayo, "njengomthandi ongenakuqhathaniswa." Khuluma, abesifazane bathanda ngezindlebe zabo? Amadoda ayingcosana nangaphezulu! Kukhona abanye abantu lapho owesifazane ebukeka ehlonipha, kodwa kunalokho, ngokulangazelela nokuthuthumela, isithunzi somuntu wakhe. Noma yikuphi umuntu ozoqhaqhazela ngenjabulo ngaphansi kokubheka owesifazane ophelelwe yisifiso nesifiso. Ngezinye izikhathi ayinaso ngisho nesikhathi sokufinyelela ocansini.

Ngaphandle kwezingubo zangaphansi

Amadoda aqaphela ukuthi ayajabula uma efunda ukuthi owesifazane wabo "ukhohliwe" ukugqoka amabhulukwe we-panty. Kufana ne "bhomu" yesenzo sokulibazisa! Isibonelo, tshela takoynovost othandekayo ngesikhathi sokudansa emcimbini ku-nightclub ebanzi. Uzobona ukuthi uzothatha kanjani imizuzwana ukuze asheshe umhlalaphansi kuwe. Ungamangazi uma umuntu, elahlekelwe ikhanda lakhe ekuzijabuliseni, ekudonsa ekhoneni bese efaka i-Xexu khona lapho, ngaphandle kokuthi "abuyele emuva kwirejista yemali". Lokhu kungamandla okule ndlela elula, engokwemvelo yokugqugquzela "izinkanuko zase-Afrika" kumuntu.

I-Strip engalindelekile

Ngikholelwa ukuthi othandekayo wakho uzokhohlwa masinyane ngezinkinga emsebenzini, uma uhlangana naye ebhodini elilodwa noma ebhande elivulekile kusuka emasitokisini. Leli fantasy yindoda evamile - ngakho-ke uyifaka empilweni! Thatha umthandi wakho ngomshini bese uhola ngqo ekamelweni. Kodwa ungakhohlwa ukulungiselela kuphela umbhede ovulekile namakhethini, kodwa futhi nesidlo esiphundu etafuleni lombhede. Uzonikwa ubulili obuhle kuwe.

Ukubona okuncane

Uma ukhuluma ngokuqondile ngama-"lotions" athokozisayo amadoda asezocansi, khona-ke indima encane idlala ngesimo sengqondo futhi isikhala ngesithunzi sakhe somuntu. U-Niodin wamadoda akaziphikisi lokho okuthakazelisayo, uma othandekayo wakhe ethinta iqhude lakhe lidonsela emaphoyiseni akhe. Ikakhulukazi i-factory, uma lona wesifazane enza izinombolo ezinjalo esidlangalaleni (kodwa kungenakuqondakala kuphela!): Emcimbini, enkundleni yaseshashalazini noma e-cinema, enkundleni nakwezinye izindawo.

Ngakho zhemuzhchinam like okwedlulele ngokweqile. Indoda iqala, uma owesifazane engabambeli kalula "umcebo" wakhe ngenkathi eshayela, futhi enza okuthile ngokungazelelwe naye. Into eyinhloko kuphela emdlalweni onobungozi ukubuka kahle emgwaqeni, hhayi ukuthathwa yijubane elikhulu.

Konke ngaphandle kokungafani, amadoda afuna inkosikazi ukuba izinikeze indawo engalindelekile yobulili. Kungaba isitoreji esishiywe nge-hayloft noma imitha ye-escalator - akunandaba! Into eyinhloko ukuthi lo mqondo uvela kumfazi, khona-ke lo muntu uzobe eshaqhazela ngokuzondwa eduze nenkosikazi enjalo enobuhlungu.

Yiqiniso, bonke abantu bahlukile. Kodwa izinto ezincane ezingenhla zijabulisa kakhulu iningi lazo. Uma ufuna ukushayela umthandi we-crazy - qala nabo. Futhi-ke, uma umuntu wakho engumuntu oqobo kangangokuthi akaphenduli kulezi zici, cabanga ngenye into. Iqiniso, cabanga kuqala - udinga yini "ikhophi" ehlukile kangaka?