Ngomqondo owodwa nomyeni wakhe, unquma ukunweba kwakho, manje, uhlobo oluhlangene. Wena ngosizi nenjabulo ekukhuliseni isigamu zonke izinyanga ezingu-9 zokuzalwa kwakho. Amaii ... Isikhathi somlingo sokuvela kwengane sesifikile! Siyakuhalalisela kuwe! Ubaba osemncane enezimbali nomzala wezihlobo akuthatha esibhedlela. Ngemuva kwesonto lokuthoma leviki lokuqala, uchungechunge lwezinsuku olunikezelwe umntwana kuphela lwadonsela.
"Papa", umyeni wakho, awubonakali, kodwa ngokuhlala ekhungathekile, kusihlwa kusihlwa, elala, ehamba emgqonyeni futhi ngokuthula, ehamba eya embusweni kaMorpheus!
Wena, naye, ubuza umbuzo osobala - kungani indoda ingayifuni ucansi ngemva kokubeletha?
Izizathu, empeleni, eziningi kakhulu, kodwa cabangela okuyinhloko. Ake siqale ngokuhlelekile.
Izizathu zengqondo:
Isizathu esingu-1 . Ngesikhathi sokukhulelwa, besifazane, ukuyibeka ngomoya ophansi, ungaziphathe kahle, uhle futhi unothando kumyeni wakhe. Ama-mood, impilo embi, isisindo, ukukhathala, i-toxicosis ayinciphisi izinkinga kulo mbhangqwana, kodwa kunalokho vice. Enye, enye, okwesithathu ... Hlangana nokuxabana kwakho, ukungaqondi kahle kanye nokushiyeka kukhula ngesivinini esiyingozi! Inombolo encane yamadoda, esebuyele ekhaya evela emsebenzini kusihlwa, iyakwazi ukulalela, ukusekela nokuzungeza isigamu sabo esikhulelwe ngokukhathalela. Kulabo bobabili, ukuhlukana kuyazizwa, futhi akusho ukuthi ihambe nge-inertia, kodwa iqhubeka ikhona ngemuva kokuzalwa. Ngemithwalo enjalo yezinkinga nokuthukuthelana ngokuphathelene nobulili, umuntu akakwazi ukukhuluma. Okokuqala kudingeka uhlale ndawonye bese uthola inqwaba yezinkinga zakho. Udinga ukukhuluma ngemizwa yakho futhi ulalele umyeni wakho.
2 isizathu. Indoda, ubukela indlela oyondla ngayo isifuba somntanakho, ulale naye, ugeze, njll. uyeka ukukubona njengento yezocansi, ayifuna ukuyihlasela lapho uhlangana kuqala (okungenani ngokungaqondi kahle). Manje ubona kuwe ethandana, ethandwa kakhulu, kodwa unina wengane yakhe. Umama - Madonna. Ekhanda lomyeni wakhe, lokhu kuqwashisa akunakwenzeka ukuthi kuhlotshaniswe nobulili.
Isizathu sesithathu. Konke ukunakwa kwakho sekuphenduke ku-prankster encane ovele ngokuzumayo endlini yakho. Indoda akuyona yedwa futhi iyakuthandwa kakhulu. Awu, uma eqala ukumanga emnyango ngegama elithi "hello" uma evela emsebenzini. Kodwa kusukela kuloku kiss nokuya ocansini nokho oh, kude kangakanani. Abesifazane bafudumele futhi banake kancane kancane abahola nabo kanye nabalingani bakho abaqine kakhulu. Ukudlala nomyeni wakhe futhi, ngaphandle kokuqaphela lokhu, ngokushesha uba umlingisi okhohlisayo.
4 Isizathu. Omama abasha kunzima kakhulu ukunaka ingane, nomyeni wakhe, naye! Uma umuntu engakusizi ezindabeni zasekhaya nasekunakekeleni ingane, usadingeka ukhulume naye ngokuqiniseka futhi unqume ukuthi uhlala phambili ngendlu ngayinye. Futhi lapha. O, isimangaliso! Usuvele utholakale, yikuphi-cha, imizuzu engu-30 kubathandekayo bakho!
Futhi-ke-indiza yefantasy! Sinawe besifazane! I-mask ebusweni, noma ukugeza ngamakhambi anomsindo, ngisho ne-SPA-salon endaweni ethile engekude nendlu noma esitolo sezendwangu esinezinwele! Futhi ngenxa yethu, nawe, abesifazane, ukukhuthelela nokuzikhandla, silungele ubusuku bothando! Hhayi ubusuku, kodwa, tshela, okwesikhashana, ilungu lomndeni "elibaluleke kunazo zonke" likubiza ngokukhala okukhulu ebusuku!
5 Isizathu. Esinye isizathu sokuntula ucansi kungukuba khona komyeni ngesikhathi sokubeletha. Ubulili ngemuva kokwesaba komuntu kubangela ukulimala futhi kumenze abe necala ngaphambi kwengane. Kulesi simo, thatha indima ebonakalayo kwezocansi kuwe futhi ngaphansi kokulawula kwakho. Khombisa othandekayo wakho ukuthi akufanele ukwesabe, ukuthi usengumfazi ofanayo ofuna ukumncenga kunanini ngaphambili.
Isizathu. Ngaphandle kwalokho kufanele sihlehlisele kusasa, njengoba besho, ukuthi yini engadliwa namhlanje! Ngakho yilokho! Awukwazi ukuhlehlisa ucansi ... - "Kusasa ngizoyenga indoda yami ethandekayo !!!" Cha! Cha! Futhi futhi - Cha! Umbhangqwana, njengoba behlala ngaphandle kocansi, izingozi zokuhlala ngaphandle kwazo! Umzimba womuntu uyinto enjalo, inhlekisa futhi iyinkimbinkimbi! Lesi "sithelo" sisheshe sivumelane nayo yonke into futhi siyayisebenzisa. "Awukho ucansi? Kuhle futhi kuhle! »Futhi lapha kuhluleka kwe-hormone futhi ... izifo, izifo, izifo azikude! Futhi udinga ukuba oh, ukuthi unamandla kangakanani futhi unamandla, ukuze unikele wonke amandla akho namandla kumntanakho. Futhi umyeni wakho angathuthuka, okuthiwa ngokuthi "Umfelokazi weSyndrome" ngenxa yokuziyeka okwesikhashana, okuyimpilo yakhe engenawo umbala ongaphansi.
Futhi kusukela saqala ukukhuluma ngempilo.
Izici zengqondo yombuzo - kungani indoda ingathandi ukulala ngemva kokubeletha?
Ukuhlukunyezwa okwamukelwe owesifazane emva kokubeletha okwenziwe ngokwemvelo kungase kungabi yisizathu sokugcina kulesi simo. Uma usondelene nomyeni wakho, futhi kuwe, kuyinto ejabulisa kakhulu ukuba uchithe isikhathi esimweni esiseduze. Kodwa imisipha yakho endaweni enhle kangaka ingase ingabi namandla futhi iqiniswe njengangaphambili. Kunezivivinyo eziningi zomzimba (isibonelo, ukuzivocavoca kukaKegel - ukuchithwa ngesikhathi esisodwa kwemisipha ye-anus nesiswini) kanye nezinhlobo zokusikhipha ukubuyela ebuhleni besifazane nenhle ezindaweni ezithile zezinhlobo zakuqala nesimo, njengasezikhathini zokubeletha.
Uma imiphumela yokuzalwa kwengane yakho ingathí sina futhi esibhedlela sokubeletha singakalungi kahle ngabasebenzi bezokwelapha, kungenzeka ukufaka isicelo sokulungiswa okungeziwe kocansi besifazane egumbini lokubeletha noma kwenye emtholampilo wezokwelapha ozikhethelayo.
Futhi ekugcineni, bathandekayo, ningaphelelwa ithemba! Thatha le nkomo ngezimpondo nasendlini evuthayo! Futhi imithi, ingqondo kanye ne-cosmetology ezingeni lekhulu lama-21 kuyosisiza! Inhlanhla nempilo enhle kuwo wonke umndeni wakho oqinile!